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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2013, 11:10:47 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?

Quote from: AceCubbie on June 17, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 17, 2011, 04:28:32 PM
Quote from: BH on June 17, 2011, 02:24:52 PM
Ace gets it.

Holy shit - that's the same dude who started the gay porn wars of aught-three! Or whatever the fuck year it was. Holy shit!

To be fair, I didn't participate in that business. It just happened to start because of a (stupid) disagreement (which was my fault) about Nomar Garciaparra (about which I was wrong). Other people went a little overboard.

Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

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Quote from: Slaky on May 24, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: BH on June 17, 2011, 02:24:52 PM
Ace gets it.

So in the Sbox we just now (god, what the hell) remembered this and that Brett Taylor posted a bunch of gay porn on this here message board during the Great CubsTalk War.

Holy shit

That sure was a lot of words to say Ricketts = businessman. Tell me more about this Great CubsTalk War, please.


It was a lot of fighting about which Cubs site was better. It was weird. In retaliation, some people from CubsTalk started posting tranny porn on the board here and, I believe, TJ Brown had to call Andy at work to remove it. And we were all like, "You have Andy Dolan's phone number?!"

Great days in Desipio History.

ETA: I think I was still in college at that point. Holy crap.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2013, 11:24:26 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 13, 2013, 11:10:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?

Quote from: AceCubbie on June 17, 2011, 07:21:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 17, 2011, 04:28:32 PM
Quote from: BH on June 17, 2011, 02:24:52 PM
Ace gets it.

Holy shit - that's the same dude who started the gay porn wars of aught-three! Or whatever the fuck year it was. Holy shit!

To be fair, I didn't participate in that business. It just happened to start because of a (stupid) disagreement (which was my fault) about Nomar Garciaparra (about which I was wrong). Other people went a little overboard.

Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

Quote from: Eli on May 24, 2013, 01:52:04 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 24, 2013, 01:49:25 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 24, 2013, 01:09:50 PM
Quote from: BH on June 17, 2011, 02:24:52 PM
Ace gets it.

So in the Sbox we just now (god, what the hell) remembered this and that Brett Taylor posted a bunch of gay porn on this here message board during the Great CubsTalk War.

Holy shit

That sure was a lot of words to say Ricketts = businessman. Tell me more about this Great CubsTalk War, please.


It was a lot of fighting about which Cubs site was better. It was weird. In retaliation, some people from CubsTalk started posting tranny porn on the board here and, I believe, TJ Brown had to call Andy at work to remove it. And we were all like, "You have Andy Dolan's phone number?!"

Great days in Desipio History.

ETA: I think I was still in college at that point. Holy crap.

I remember now!
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2013, 12:09:13 PM »
Quote from: flannj on November 13, 2013, 10:19:58 AM
I'm so glad I'm not on the Twitters

Seriously. Then our nonstop flannj-bashing would have to stop.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2013, 03:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

Boooooo.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2013, 03:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

Boooooo.

Slaky's basically right. The guy has the most useful Cubs blog out there and I appreciate having a good place to go for info. As mentioned, he's a shameless self-promoter on Twitter and that's annoying, so I'll give you that. Only loosely related, he's also followed/unfollowed me on Twitter no less than seven times which I can't really blame him for (the unfollowing, that is). The behavior is a bit weird though.

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2013, 04:29:20 PM »
Quote from: Eli on November 13, 2013, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

Boooooo.

Slaky's basically right. The guy has the most useful Cubs blog out there and I appreciate having a good place to go for info. As mentioned, he's a shameless self-promoter on Twitter and that's annoying, so I'll give you that. Only loosely related, he's also followed/unfollowed me on Twitter no less than seven times which I can't really blame him for (the unfollowing, that is). The behavior is a bit weird though.

I concede he covers almost everything, but I just find his writing style, voice, tone, whatever you want to call it, annoying.  Things like this are annoying too, I guess, but I just don't like reading him.  Still though, he's unquestionably streets ahead of Yellon, so, you know, at least he's offering a cup of ice water to people in hell and stuff.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2013, 04:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 13, 2013, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

Boooooo.

Slaky's basically right. The guy has the most useful Cubs blog out there and I appreciate having a good place to go for info. As mentioned, he's a shameless self-promoter on Twitter and that's annoying, so I'll give you that. Only loosely related, he's also followed/unfollowed me on Twitter no less than seven times which I can't really blame him for (the unfollowing, that is). The behavior is a bit weird though.

I concede he covers almost everything, but I just find his writing style, voice, tone, whatever you want to call it, annoying.  Things like this are annoying too, I guess, but I just don't like reading him.  Still though, he's unquestionably streets ahead of Yellon, so, you know, at least he's offering a cup of ice water to people in hell and stuff.

I used to know a guy like that.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 04:29:20 PM
Quote from: Eli on November 13, 2013, 03:48:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 13, 2013, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 13, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
It's about time you guys come around on how annoying I think he is.  And there's nothing I like more than a good bashing of social media/PR/"branding" drones.  What's the background on the 'gay pornography expert,' though?  If I ever knew, I've forgotten.

I was just kidding with the name. I mean the incident is real but Brett's a good guy and his site is as thorough as it gets.

Boooooo.

Slaky's basically right. The guy has the most useful Cubs blog out there and I appreciate having a good place to go for info. As mentioned, he's a shameless self-promoter on Twitter and that's annoying, so I'll give you that. Only loosely related, he's also followed/unfollowed me on Twitter no less than seven times which I can't really blame him for (the unfollowing, that is). The behavior is a bit weird though.

I concede he covers almost everything, but I just find his writing style, voice, tone, whatever you want to call it, annoying.  Things like this are annoying too, I guess, but I just don't like reading him.  Still though, he's unquestionably streets ahead of Yellon, so, you know, at least he's offering a cup of ice water to people in hell and stuff.

As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2013, 04:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?)

Time to Fork!
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2013, 06:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.

Thanks for paraphrasing.

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2013, 08:15:47 AM »
Quote from: Shooter on November 13, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.

Thanks for paraphrasing.

I still didn't get the point

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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2013, 08:44:33 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 08:15:47 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 13, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.

Thanks for paraphrasing.

I still didn't get the point

Brett Taylor is a juicy peach who's just as sexy as Dita Von Teese. Try to keep up.
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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2013, 08:51:31 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 14, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 08:15:47 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 13, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.

Thanks for paraphrasing.

I still didn't get the point

Brett Taylor is a juicy peach who's just as sexy as Dita Von Teese. Try to keep up.

But who is the juiciest peach of all?


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Re: The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2013, 09:17:58 AM »
Quote from: Eli on November 14, 2013, 08:51:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on November 14, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 14, 2013, 08:15:47 AM
Quote from: Shooter on November 13, 2013, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 13, 2013, 04:47:00 PM
As Dita Von Teese once said (and who doesn't quote Marilyn Manson's former slampiece in times like this?), "You can be the juiciest peach in the world, and still find someone who doesn't like peaches." - you can't please everyone.

Thanks for paraphrasing.

I still didn't get the point

Brett Taylor is a juicy peach who's just as sexy as Dita Von Teese. Try to keep up.

But who is the juiciest peach of all?



That is magnificent.
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