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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Stay classy, Egypt.

What's a Muslim country doing with 300,000 pigs?
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 07:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Frank on April 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Stay classy, Egypt.

What's a Muslim country doing with 300,000 pigs?

Feeding infidels to them. D'ur. 
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 09:18:56 PM »
Quote from: Frank on April 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Stay classy, Egypt.

What's a Muslim country doing with 300,000 pigs?

They're 10% Christian - and they looooove their bacon.

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 09:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 09:18:56 PM
Quote from: Frank on April 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Stay classy, Egypt.

What's a Muslim country doing with 300,000 pigs?

They're 10% Christian - and they looooove their bacon.

Jesus told us to love bacon. Yeti doesn't love bacon. Yeti hates Jesus.
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 10:01:51 PM »
I swear I think my fiancee already had this thing in February. If that wasn't it I don't know what it was but if I knew it was going around I'd pray for whoever got it. Because it's bitch with a dick too. I bet this stupid flu has been going around for over six months but just now the Mexican government yells PANIC for whatever reason. Consolidate power? We'll find out soon enough. That's not to say I'm not scared as hell that this is going to thrash our country to holy hell and undo any slight gains we've made this past quarter and change. But that's between me and my therapist, I guess.

I need a hand job.

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 10:03:15 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 29, 2009, 10:01:51 PM
I swear I think my fiancee already had this thing in February. If that wasn't it I don't know what it was but I got a less severe case of it myself at the time. I bet this stupid flu has been going around for over six months but just now the Mexican government yells PANIC for whatever reason. We'll find out soon enugh. That's not to say I'm not scared as hell that this is going to thrash our country to holy hell and undo any slight gains we've made this past quarter in change. But that's between me and my therapist, I guess.

I need a hand job.



Is there a possibility of a handjob exchange?
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 10:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Tink on April 29, 2009, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 29, 2009, 10:01:51 PM
I swear I think my fiancee already had this thing in February. If that wasn't it I don't know what it was but I got a less severe case of it myself at the time. I bet this stupid flu has been going around for over six months but just now the Mexican government yells PANIC for whatever reason. We'll find out soon enugh. That's not to say I'm not scared as hell that this is going to thrash our country to holy hell and undo any slight gains we've made this past quarter in change. But that's between me and my therapist, I guess.

I need a hand job.





Is there a possibility of a handjob exchange?


You better wash yours or the answer is N-0.
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2009, 09:33:20 AM »
Think you might have swine flu? I have a site that can give you the answers to your questions.

www.doihaveswineflu.org


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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2009, 11:58:44 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 29, 2009, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: Frank on April 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 29, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
Stay classy, Egypt.

What's a Muslim country doing with 300,000 pigs?

Feeding infidels to them. D'ur. 

That was a proper burial in Deadwood.

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM »
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2009, 12:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

My company is seeing the result of INCENTIVES (health) and stock has gone up a couple bucks in the last couple days.
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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

My company is seeing the result of INCENTIVES (health) and stock has gone up a couple bucks in the last couple days.

We don't work for the same company...do we?  (I'm pretty sure we don't...but the same is true for my company in the medical-ish area)

Your IPA avatar is classic, BTW.   Whenever I see that cat, I wish I could ask him if he goes to the same salon that Joe Theismann uses. 

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2009, 01:33:25 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

My company is seeing the result of INCENTIVES (health) and stock has gone up a couple bucks in the last couple days.

We don't work for the same company...do we?  (I'm pretty sure we don't...but the same is true for my company in the medical-ish area)

Your IPA avatar is classic, BTW.   Whenever I see that cat, I wish I could ask him if he goes to the same salon that Joe Theismann uses. 

Walgreens?

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2009, 01:39:29 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on April 30, 2009, 01:33:25 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

My company is seeing the result of INCENTIVES (health) and stock has gone up a couple bucks in the last couple days.

We don't work for the same company...do we?  (I'm pretty sure we don't...but the same is true for my company in the medical-ish area)

Your IPA avatar is classic, BTW.   Whenever I see that cat, I wish I could ask him if he goes to the same salon that Joe Theismann uses. 

Walgreens?

Maybe that's where they got his gurney??



But that hair?   That hair is something remarkable.  That takes some time.......and some professional craftsmanship.

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Re: Questions about Swine Flu
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2009, 01:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2009, 01:39:29 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 30, 2009, 01:33:25 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 30, 2009, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on April 30, 2009, 12:26:33 PM
Today, the office manager here handed out two 3M masks and 16 Alcohol swipes per employee, as mandated by the GSA.

YOUR STIMULUS DOLLARS AT WORK!!!

My company is seeing the result of INCENTIVES (health) and stock has gone up a couple bucks in the last couple days.

We don't work for the same company...do we?  (I'm pretty sure we don't...but the same is true for my company in the medical-ish area)

Your IPA avatar is classic, BTW.   Whenever I see that cat, I wish I could ask him if he goes to the same salon that Joe Theismann uses. 

Walgreens?

Maybe that's where they got his gurney??



But that hair?   That hair is something remarkable.  That takes some time.......and some professional craftsmanship.

No, seriously I think that's where Fork works.