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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #195 on: November 02, 2016, 07:04:37 PM »
FUCK. YES.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #196 on: November 03, 2016, 01:29:21 AM »

He came back for this. Now go get paid, man.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #197 on: April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM »
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #198 on: April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #199 on: April 02, 2017, 11:42:16 PM »
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

Tell him to stop it!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #200 on: April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM »
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #201 on: April 03, 2017, 09:44:24 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

Trying to injure?
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #202 on: April 03, 2017, 10:03:52 AM »
Quote from: flannj on April 03, 2017, 09:44:24 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

Trying to injure?

I doubt it but it was a bullshit slide.  You don't need intent in order for it to be bullshit.  Maybe it was just reckless.  And bullshit.

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #203 on: April 03, 2017, 10:12:52 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 10:03:52 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 03, 2017, 09:44:24 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

Trying to injure?

I doubt it but it was a bullshit slide.  You don't need intent in order for it to be bullshit.  Maybe it was just reckless.  And bullshit.

But he has such a nice smile.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #204 on: April 03, 2017, 10:48:56 AM »
Quote from: flannj on April 03, 2017, 09:44:24 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

Trying to injure?

From his reaction, Addison sure seemed to think so.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #205 on: April 03, 2017, 12:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 03, 2017, 10:48:56 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 03, 2017, 09:44:24 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 03, 2017, 09:16:31 AM
Quote from: flannj on April 02, 2017, 11:36:32 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 02, 2017, 10:08:52 PM
Trying to injure Addison Russell with a bullshit slide? Don't make me hate you already, Dex.

Stop it.

I mean, it was kind of a bullshit slide.

Trying to injure?

From his reaction, Addison sure seemed to think so.
No question about his effort to interfere with the double play attempt.  (The umpires should have called the batter out.  That play affected the outcome of the game.)  But I don't think that it amounted to an attempt to injure Russell.  It is easy enough to take out a shortstop or second baseman if the lead runner really intended to do that.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #206 on: April 03, 2017, 01:08:40 PM »
Now we're truthering rightful efforts to hate Cardinals players? Win one World Series and this place goes soft. Sad.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #207 on: April 03, 2017, 04:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 03, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
Now we're truthering rightful efforts to hate Cardinals players? Win one World Series and this place goes soft. Sad.
I can't hate Dexter.  At least not yet.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #208 on: April 04, 2017, 04:18:37 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 03, 2017, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 03, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
Now we're truthering rightful efforts to hate Cardinals players? Win one World Series and this place goes soft. Sad.
I can't hate Dexter.  At least not yet.


Well, there's another game tonight.
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Re: Dexter Fowler Center Field of Splooge Thread
« Reply #209 on: April 05, 2017, 07:47:23 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on April 04, 2017, 04:18:37 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 03, 2017, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on April 03, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
Now we're truthering rightful efforts to hate Cardinals players? Win one World Series and this place goes soft. Sad.
I can't hate Dexter.  At least not yet.


Well, there's another game tonight.

Actually the part where Dexter went down flailing every chance he had to do some damage for the Cardinals last night really endeared him to me.
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