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Lets go ahead and bump this for a spectacular 6-6 fly out to shallow left center.
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I saw Castro make a sensational catch in left field when the Cubs were at ATT Park a couple of weeks ago.  He has great range and concentration on the ball, yet he doesn't seem to concentrate on how many outs there are in an inning.
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Quote from: thehawk on June 19, 2012, 08:35:24 PM
Lets go ahead and bump this for a spectacular 6-6 fly out to shallow left center.

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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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I'm surprised Borb didn't bitch about Starlin catching it with his back to the pitcher.

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Quote from: Andy on June 20, 2012, 03:27:40 PM
I'm surprised Borb didn't bitch about Starlin catching it with his back to the pitcher.

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I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.


Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on February 18, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
He gonna suck

Heh.
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Quote from: PANK! on June 20, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.


Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on February 18, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
He gonna suck

Heh.

Quote from: Jon on February 18, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.
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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 20, 2012, 11:03:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 20, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.


Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on February 18, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
He gonna suck

Heh.

Quote from: Jon on February 18, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

Too bad Jon is busy splooging about the Rockies..

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I was being sarcastic, but given that it was 2 years ago, I can't say that with 100% certainty

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Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 11, 2010, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 11, 2010, 02:28:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

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Ah, the origins of a feud

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Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 21, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 11, 2010, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 11, 2010, 02:28:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

BONAR

Quit putting words in my mouth, LeBron lover.

Ah, the origins of a feud

So that's what did it. He still loves LeBron so does this count towards his true fandom?
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 21, 2012, 09:00:24 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on June 21, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 11, 2010, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 11, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Night Man on August 11, 2010, 02:28:50 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 02:24:50 PM
Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

BONAR

Quit putting words in my mouth, LeBron lover.

Ah, the origins of a feud

So that's what did it. He still loves LeBron so does this count towards his true fandom?

I laughed. But I don't think this is the genesis.
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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 20, 2012, 11:03:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 20, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.


Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on February 18, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
He gonna suck

Heh.

Quote from: Jon on February 18, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

You just wait until I get back, Frorod.
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Quote from: Bort on June 21, 2012, 03:43:37 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 20, 2012, 11:03:44 PM
Quote from: PANK! on June 20, 2012, 09:42:41 PM
I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.


Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on February 18, 2010, 08:58:57 AM
He gonna suck

Heh.

Quote from: Jon on February 18, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.
,

You just wait until I get back, Frorod.

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Bumped for his vastly improved defense, particularly his decrease in throwing errors.
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Quote from: Fork on July 31, 2012, 08:21:27 AM
Bumped for his vastly improved defense, particularly his decrease in throwing errors.


That's been nice.

The terrible plate discipline has been disappointing.