The Office

[RV]

This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Which 5? 

Oh.  You meant the first ones.  Gotcha.


I have the stomach flu.  Cut me some slak.

Always, jot.

You're welcome!

[Mike Douche]

This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Get out of my brain, Slaky.  I was thinking the very same thing myself.  I thought maybe it was just because I missed the show since it last aired a new episode. 

You just knew that Michael was going to break the news to to Andy at the last possible minute, and yet it was still hilarious when he did.

And Dwight essentially admitting that he drilled Angela on Oscar's desk was several varieties of awesome.

[butthead]

And Dwight essentially admitting that he drilled Angela on Oscar's desk was several varieties of awesome.

The look of horror on Oscar's face was at least a couple varieties of awesome.

[Eli]

This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Agreed.  The first half of the episode was awesome.  But (not to get Weebsy here) the second half sort of fell apart for me.  The car scene was a little bit UNREALISTIC much.

[5laky]

This might be one of the funniest first five minutes I've seen of this show.

Agreed.  The first half of the episode was awesome.  But (not to get Weebsy here) the second half sort of fell apart for me.  The car scene was a little bit UNREALISTIC much.

I thought it was pretty funny how everyone was expecting violent death and instead he barely pinned him in the bush and Dwight's leg fell asleep. And then they just yelled childish insults at each other. I loved this episode.

[butthead]

I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

[Mike Douche]

I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.

[JD]

I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.

I bet that she relented and shared her most precious gift after Dwight pulled off the secret wedding.

[butthead]

I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

I'm trying to figure out if he really did or if he just made that up.  In earlier episodes it has been suggested that he hasn't.  Once, he talked about working out so he'll look good the first time she sees him naked on their wedding night and another time, when he got in trouble, he was punished by being sent back to first base or something.  Andy's reaction after he made this claim would almost seem to support this as well, as he rested his head oin the steering wheel in resignation.

I thought he was telling the truth, but you might be right. It doesn't seem likely that he would score if he was sent back to first, especially if Dwight was hitting homers all over Oscar's desk the whole time.

[Quality Start Machine]

In my mind, the thought of Dwight and Angela has morphed into Angela having Lesbian Labia Tickle Time with Rachel Maddow. Rachel looks like Dwight anyway.

[*In a Nutsack]

I happy for Andy that he got to nail Angela twice. She's kinda hot for an annoying bitch.

THANK YOU!

[Eli]

I liked this episode.  I think the show is funniest when there isn't any plot-driven stuff to worry about.

"You know how I feel about IHOP.  Are you a socialist?"

[BH]

Hillary Swank is not hot.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

Hillary Swank is hot 20% of the time provided she has long hair, isn't smiling and you can see side boob.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hillary Swank is not hot.

Hillary Swank is the prototype butterface.