Royals' 100-mph thrower Yordano Ventura, 25, dies in Dominican Republic car crash.
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Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount -- it's sudden decelerations to zero that kill.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount -- it's sudden decelerations to zero that kill.
Alternative facts.
Former prospect Andy Marte died in a car accident yesterday as well.
He doesn't need his own thread.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.
You're doing it again.
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.
You're doing it again.
A MAN IS DEAD.
/penstickpoke
Ventura Highway to Heaven
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 22, 2017, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.
You're doing it again.
A MAN IS DEAD.
/penstickpoke
Can anyone estimate how quickly the Deadpool thread is receding from Thrill?
Quote from: Wheezer on January 23, 2017, 03:07:52 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on January 22, 2017, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 01:11:40 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 22, 2017, 12:55:54 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on January 22, 2017, 11:02:32 AM
Technically, traveling at higher speeds lengthens your lifespan by a negligible amount
You're misunderstanding special relativity.
You're right. Saying "lengthens your lifespan as perceived by a static observer by a negligible amount due to the effects of time dilation" would have been a much better way of phrasing my Dead Pool joke. You're absolutely right.
You're doing it again.
A MAN IS DEAD.
/penstickpoke
Can anyone estimate how quickly the Deadpool thread is receding from Thrill?
Not as fast as his hair.
I used to have a Pontiac Ventura.
It was slow as shit.