Not Dead Yet

[PenFoe]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

[Yeti]

Despite what you may think, I don't have a shaved head and I was not in Las Vegas in January

[Gilgamesh]

Despite what you may think, I don't have a shaved head and I was not in Las Vegas in January

Not enough money in the non-remote control budget, eh?

[Brownie]

Despite what you may think, I don't have a shaved head and I was not in Las Vegas in January

Not enough money in the non-remote control budget, eh?

Las Vegas is a lousy place for women under 18.

[Quality Start Machine]

Despite what you may think, I don't have a shaved head and I was not in Las Vegas in January

Not enough money in the non-remote control budget, eh?

Las Vegas is a lousy place for women under 18.

Now if we were talking Orlando...

[Brownie]

Despite what you may think, I don't have a shaved head and I was not in Las Vegas in January

Not enough money in the non-remote control budget, eh?

Las Vegas is a lousy place for women under 18.

Now if we were talking Orlando...

[morpheus]

TJ, do you have a bigger version of that pic?  It's hard to see the details.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

[Internet Apex]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

[Yeti]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

[PenFoe]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

Every pitching line: 5.1 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 9 K, 112 pitches.

Fucking Josh Donaldson.

[Internet Apex]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

Every pitching line: 5.1 IP, 2 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 9 K, 112 pitches.

Fucking Josh Donaldson.

He was fucking Josh Donaldson during starts? No wonder he wore down.

[Yeti]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

Every pitching line: 4.2 IP, 1 H, 2 ER, 7 BB, 8 K, 125 pitches.
Sean Marshall: 4.1 inning save

Fucking Josh Donaldson.

2009'd

[Brownie]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

Every pitching line: 4.2 IP, 1 H, 2 ER, 7 BB, 8 K, 125 pitches.
Sean Marshall: 4.1 inning save

Fucking Josh Donaldson.

2009'd

Are you reading Chuck's rulebook? In that scenario, Marshall gets the save as Harden did not make the requisite 5 innings.

[Internet Apex]

Chad GO-DAN...perv.

Giants reliever Chad Gaudin is charged with one count of open and gross lewdness, after an incident at a Las Vegas emergency room way back in January. It's a bizarre story that has some somehow been kept quiet for six months.

Who else remembers when he was knocked out down the stretch in '08 (and the playoffs, I believe), after some unelucidated accident involving a dumpster?

I do. They got another pitcher in that trade who used to be really good. Fuck, what was his name?

He was hardenly ever healthy

Every pitching line: 4.2 IP, 1 H, 2 ER, 7 BB, 8 K, 125 pitches.
Sean Marshall: 4.1 inning save

Fucking Josh Donaldson.

2009'd

Are you reading Chuck's rulebook? In that scenario, Marshall gets the save as Harden did not make the requisite 5 innings.

And Josh Donaldson gets the win-win.