Desipio Message Board

Dwight got a hooker.  Dwight got a hooker! 

Additionally:

Michael: I watch Queer as Fuck
Jan: That's not what it's called

The conference room scene was absolutely hysterical.  The looks on people's faces ... wow.  Just great.

Quote from: JD on September 11, 2006, 04:21:53 PM
Scew King and Simmons.  DJ Gallo's where it's at.

I think DJ Gallo has great ideas.  Problem is, he's a shit writer and can't translate them into his articles.

Hasselbeck's excuse is stupid, but Detroit is on Eastern time.

Rubby Perez, with his shuffling-in-place group of male backup singers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI1ooqtsRuM

All right, just ran across this.  I'm a huge sap, so it got me excited for the new season.  If you're not into the Jim/Pam saga, don't bother:

http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_37.shtml

Quote from: berserker on June 25, 2006, 05:35:01 PM
bump

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLY3dz97jyM

Intrepid Reader: Tom Tucker

Thank you, Connie, for setting your people back a thousand years.

I was just fired from work for laughing too loudly.

I think you also missed it (more Desipio history!) where I had that picture of Paul as my avatar for several weeks and he threatened via pm to sue me if I didn't remove it.  That set off a mini-firestorm.

He had posted the picture in a thread after TW made an offhand remark about Paul never being laid:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2365.msg32259#msg32259

Probably the greatest set of responses ever.

Quote from: SD on June 21, 2006, 07:10:12 PM

All you need to know about Paul is:  he was gay with his gay dad's dick, he hated people, and was hated by people.  I want to say that I was responsible for driving him off this board, but the tirade in question was hardly a responsible thing to do. 

You drove him off the second time, after he went all David Koresh with his "Jesus Christ" moniker.

The first time, I think it was the revelation of his MySpace page that triggered it. I won't say if I had anything to do with that incident.

Malachi Kittridge.

Okay, I used Baseball Reference.

Quote from: Dan the Fan on June 16, 2006, 06:12:36 PM

Quote from: SD on June 16, 2006, 05:22:12 PM

Glendon Rusch

glendon rusch

Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you

No his mind is not for rent
To any god or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is

Sammy Sosa?

Quote from: Silence of the Hams on June 16, 2006, 11:30:03 AM
I'm about to win right now.  Are you ready?  Is everyone watching?

THE GENIUS, Tony LaRussa.  One game, pinch ran 1973.

I win.  Turn out the lights, the party's over.

You win because you made his name glow.  That's enough for me.

Ozzie Timmons!