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Quote from: Thrillho on November 17, 2008, 01:48:35 PM


So long, Stinktown!

Fuck Denver.

Quote from: BH on August 03, 2009, 09:44:26 AM
Bump. Party at Chad's .

http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/

Party at DRLP's

Quote from: Simmer on August 01, 2009, 10:30:33 PM
LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

That motherlicker must not like Bailey's.

Quote from: Weebs on August 01, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
Fuck Notre Dame and fuck whatever that cockstain is going to do next inning.

Fuck 1-2-3 saves.

I know what you're thinking: "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaley man-fish."

You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya. You know what that is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on August 01, 2009, 08:01:25 PM
And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

Quote from: MAD on July 31, 2009, 11:28:15 AM
While her face admittedly looks a little funny there, I'd like to know how JL Dreyfuss generally has gotten more attractive as she's gotten older. 

No need to qualify your praise.

She's hot.

Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 31, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
Seriously, though, the only reason she wasn't smoking hot as Elaine was because she had ridiculous 90s hair.

And ridiculous '90s clothes.

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on July 31, 2009, 10:09:37 AM

Quote from: RV on July 31, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
This should be good.

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html

You forgot the pic:

So did you...

Quote from: RV on July 31, 2009, 09:42:23 AM
This should be good.

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/tv/index.ssf/2009/07/tca_seinfeld_reunion_on_curb_y.html

QuoteIs there any chance the reunion will be any good?

"You mean, as opposed to the finale?"

In hindsight, what did you think of the finale?

"Excellent show! Excellent show?"

And the people who criticized it?

"Morons! Morons!"

That.

Quote from: PenFoe on July 30, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
By my very unofficial count, the Pirates have now gotten rid of 32% of their Opening Day Roster.

I count 10 gone, for 40% of 25...

Adam LaRoche, Freddy Sanchez, Jack Wilson, Nyjer Morgan, Nate McLouth, Eric Hinske, Craig Monroe, Ian Snell, John Grabow, Sean Burnett

Nonseqwitter...

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932282630

QuoteI wonder if kenny williams will hold a press conference to deny the floyd, richard, ramirez, and flowers for halliday.

about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/BaseballStone/status/2932520936

QuoteJim hendry said it wasnt fair to milton bradley when he hears trade rumors. Is it less fair to the four sox players in the tribune article.

about 6 hours ago from txt

Maybe it is less fair.

I suppose Hendry ought to apologize for writing that article and spreading whole-cloth rumors on the internet.

José Ascanio

Quote from: RV on July 30, 2009, 04:40:53 PM

Quote from: Weebs on July 30, 2009, 04:29:23 PM

Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 30, 2009, 04:24:44 PM

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 30, 2009, 04:13:33 PM

Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 30, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy says Grabow and Gorzelanny are on their way to our KUBBEEZ.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy is saying the same thing.

Would that be the same Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy that Crazy Rumor Guy quoted?  Thanks for the scoop.

I'm guessing Mitch Atkins is part of this deal, which is why Stevens was called back up.  I wouldn't be surprised if Hart is sent with and Gorzelanny gets a start or two while Lilly is out.

Nope. He's just back because SAM FULD couldn't make it to Chicago in time.

QuoteJeff Stevens got as far as "downtown Chicago," as he put it this morning, before the Cubs called him and told him to stay put. They officially recalled him this morning as they put center fielder Reed Johnson on the DL with his broken left foot.

For today, the Cubs will go with 13 pitchers on the roster. Center fielder Sam Fuld is on his way to Chicago. He'll board the charter for Florida tonight to be called up from Iowa for tomorrow's opener of a three-game series against the Marlins.

I had assumed Stevens was never going to Iowa in the first place—that he was just "sent down" momentarily to bring in a fresh bullpen arm after those first two games of the series.

I'd expect Atkins to head to Des Moines while FULD joins the team in Miami.

Shorter version: Weebs is wrong.

Fuck you, PenStone

Quote from: PenFoe on July 09, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Everyone's favorite Chicago reporter.

Quote
Nother hot guy on the el that I didn't have time to talk to. Why are they always going somewhere n never standing still-in a bar!? Or my room?!

Poor Sarah, the one that got away.

Poor Wiggum Sarah...

http://twitter.com/SarahSpain/status/2932799263

QuoteChicago #3 Best City 4 Singles http://tinyurl.com/nmozka Like, to REMAIN single? Then yeah, it's pretty good.

about 3 hours ago from web

Quick! Fire up that eBay account again.