News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu

Author Topic: Butthurt  ( 14,736 )

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2013, 10:52:32 PM »
This is rich:

Quote"Increasing encroachment of the Chicago Cubs on the residential and business community interests negatively impacts the interests of residents and voters," the letter states.

"Increasing encroachment."  How long has the ballpark been there?  It's not like the Cubs just moved to the neighborhood from Decatur.  If it's so unbearable, FUCKING MOVE!

QuoteBut in a sign of just how hard it will be for Tunney to please everyone, residents began circulating an online petition Friday critical of a parking garage in the congested neighborhood, saying bicycles and public transportation should be promoted instead.

"Don't turn Lakeview into a parking lot," stated the petition, signed by more than 130 people as of early Friday evening. "Lakeview is a vibrant community that doesn't need more traffic and pollution. Adding more parking for Wrigley Field will only bring more cars to our neighborhood and make traffic even more unbearable."

Boo hoo.  Again: Move away if it's that bad.  The Cubs don't really owe you shit.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2013, 11:23:07 PM »
Wrigleyville clearly got its name from all the chewing gum sold in the area.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM »
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

R-V

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,220
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2013, 02:53:01 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other. But is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

R-V

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,220
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2013, 02:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2013, 03:00:02 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

CT III

  • Administrator
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,828
  • Location: NonDescript
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2013, 03:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.

And you just like Sully because he said "hi" to you in the parking lot a few times.  STARFUCKER!

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2013, 03:41:50 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 02:53:01 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 09, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 09, 2013, 12:37:12 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 09, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 09, 2013, 11:36:40 AM
Either Sully or Bleacher Nation dude is butthurt.

Maybe both, I got bored reading it.


Me too.  I made it maybe one-fourth of the way down.  TL;DR

Brett's not very tall.

Sully's a bitter old dick who's more interested in reminding us that he's a bitter old dick than actually giving us interesting Cubs coverage.

You believe that such a thing exists. I do not. Paul probably knows one way or the other but is there a colleague of his that's beating him to the interesting nuggetronics? I know Sully personally and wouldn't say he's any more of a bitter old dick, than anybody who posts here. /pro-Sully butthurt

Bruce Miles. He actually seems to enjoy his job and has some intellectual curiosity about the game he covers. And who cares what Sully or anyone else is like in person? Chuck's great in person. Internet personalities are way more important.

Being a bitter old dick is great for message boards. If I'm going to PAY A JOURNALIST'S CELERY I expect a little more.

You just like Bruce because he posts in the Epstink group on Facebook.

I think it's adorable that after all this time you still think we have high standards.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

morpheus

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,524
  • Location: Brookfield, IL
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2013, 03:46:49 PM »
This thread is so aptly titled.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2013, 10:22:36 AM »
Some solid Twitter butthurt from Ian Stewart going on here.

Quote from: Ian Stewart
Probably never RT @WesJameson11: @IAN_STEWART_2sc good game tonight bro!! Any word when your heading back to Chicago?

Quote from: @FergyFerg
@IAN_STEWART_2sc thank god #worthless

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@FergyFerg_ no one invited u

Quote from: @JustinSchmitt09
@IAN_STEWART_2sc it's your fault your not in Wrigley. Your batting under .200 in AAA

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@JustinSchmitt09 true I do play once or Twice a week though....hard to get anything going
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Eli

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,048
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2013, 10:32:23 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 11, 2013, 10:22:36 AM
Some solid Twitter butthurt from Ian Stewart going on here.

Quote from: Ian Stewart
Probably never RT @WesJameson11: @IAN_STEWART_2sc good game tonight bro!! Any word when your heading back to Chicago?

Quote from: @FergyFerg
@IAN_STEWART_2sc thank god #worthless

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@FergyFerg_ no one invited u

Quote from: @JustinSchmitt09
@IAN_STEWART_2sc it's your fault your not in Wrigley. Your batting under .200 in AAA

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@JustinSchmitt09 true I do play once or Twice a week though....hard to get anything going

Again, if he weren't OPSing .615, maybe he'd play more.

Anyway, big props to Ian for being good at Coors Field back in 2008.

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Butthurt
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2013, 10:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Eli on June 11, 2013, 10:32:23 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 11, 2013, 10:22:36 AM
Some solid Twitter butthurt from Ian Stewart going on here.

Quote from: Ian Stewart
Probably never RT @WesJameson11: @IAN_STEWART_2sc good game tonight bro!! Any word when your heading back to Chicago?

Quote from: @FergyFerg
@IAN_STEWART_2sc thank god #worthless

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@FergyFerg_ no one invited u

Quote from: @JustinSchmitt09
@IAN_STEWART_2sc it's your fault your not in Wrigley. Your batting under .200 in AAA

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@JustinSchmitt09 true I do play once or Twice a week though....hard to get anything going

Again, if he weren't OPSing .615, maybe he'd play more.

Anyway, big props to Ian for being good at Coors Field back in 2008.

There's actually quite a bit more...

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@MajorJensen33 I never said that should....in fact I said if Rizzo or Valbuena got hurt, I wouldn't be called up

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@heitkamp2827 I think dale Doesn't like me and He's Running the show

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@justinjabs I meant they might as Well release since I have no shot of a call up....let me Sign elsewhere

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@believesumner I said that be because the cubs are done With me....there going to let me Rott in AAA all season and then non tender me after

Quote from: @kevinjmoore92
@IAN_STEWART_2sc how do Cody ransoms balls taste? Or junior lake? Your choice, I guess.

L.O.L

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@kevinjmoore92 how do they taste? Wouldn't you like to know....beat it jabroni

Quote from: Ian Stewart
@believesumner why would I quit? I'm making 2 mill in AAA like u would give that up by quitting
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.