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Title: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:15:38 PM
Frequent and incomplete voiding of my bladder.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:16:26 PM
Women's shoes with toe cleavage.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:20:38 PM
Detonating giant scrotal cysts with a 19 ga. needle but no eye protection.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:23:02 PM
Eye floaters (I am seeking a vitrectomy).
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:23:44 PM
Adult skateboarders.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:27:17 PM
Canada Goose jackets.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 04:46:15 PM
Anal mucous.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 04:46:51 PM
Shaving.
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Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 21, 2018, 08:32:28 PM
Library "scientists"
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Post by: Yeti on November 21, 2018, 09:05:02 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 03:16:26 PM
Women's shoes with toe cleavage.

Men's feet are worse
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Post by: Wheezer on November 21, 2018, 11:37:13 PM
Painted toenails.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 22, 2018, 12:21:32 AM
Vintage plumbing with separate hot and cold spigots (or just knobs, as is the case with my imaginary ex's shower, the two settings on which are "scalding" and "icy"; it's an open question whether the bottom two knobs, for the tub, can even be turned without a lever arm).
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on November 22, 2018, 08:57:36 AM
Low-flow toilets.
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Post by: Saul Goodman on November 22, 2018, 11:00:34 AM
People's knees. Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 22, 2018, 08:28:43 PM
.... This idiocy on my part. It's going away soon.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 26, 2018, 01:41:36 PM
But not before I complain about people who tap their umbrellas on the sidewalk like canes. It's not even snowing, moron, nor is any precipitation expected. What the fuck are you doing with the umbrella in the first place? Tap, tap, tap. Just add a fucking bow tie to round out the operation.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 28, 2018, 11:15:37 PM
... Unresectable inguinal epidermoid cysts.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 12:34:56 AM
Narcissistic, lame suicide attempts for show. Even worse is when someone else doubles down to share the same locked ward. Oh, wait, I have to come and visit? Gotcha.

(This is from a long time ago, but I've just been switched back to Wellbutrin and am quite irritable and anorectic.)
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Post by: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 01:30:28 AM
Inability to get the Shingrix vaccine. Supply, demand,  or neither, when you get right down to it.
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Post by: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 11:50:08 PM
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Tonker on November 30, 2018, 02:23:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 11:50:08 PM
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.

I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playing with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on November 30, 2018, 11:18:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on November 30, 2018, 02:23:32 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on November 29, 2018, 11:50:08 PM
Hair-twirling undergraduates. It's like the new onychophagy.

I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playing with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in

Gag me with a spoon.
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on December 01, 2018, 03:53:22 PM
OK, this more amuses me than irritates, but I keep running into a young woman, undergrad or grad student, at the liquor store (I buy single cans of Lagunitas and Dogfish in the afternoon; more after what is effectively cat death row). She sports a lesbian hairdo, complete with poorly chosen highlights--butch with bleached highlights on top--and she's buying 12-packs of Bood Lite day in and day out.

I mean, the students seem to be "partying hard" lately (there was a kid on the campus shuttle last night with a case of Natty Lite), but the recurrence of this one stands out for me.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 02, 2018, 05:16:41 AM
Back to annoyances: Slovenian "sparkling" mineral water. The stuff I got today was about as fizzy as my balls.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 02, 2018, 05:18:46 AM
Black nitrile gloves, size L.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 02, 2018, 02:18:38 PM
WFMT, with the sole exception of The Midnight Special (http://www.midnightspecial.org).
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Post by: Wheezer on December 04, 2018, 10:11:31 AM
"Power walkers."
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Post by: CBStew on December 04, 2018, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 04, 2018, 10:11:31 AM
"Power walkers."
What about my medical walker with the tennis balls stuck on the two legs that don't have wheels?
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on December 05, 2018, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on December 04, 2018, 12:25:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on December 04, 2018, 10:11:31 AM
"Power walkers."

What about my medical walker with the tennis balls stuck on the two legs that don't have wheels?

When I had to use a walker (random street violence, fought back against these two shits, shredded right meniscus), I didn't get no fancy wheels.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 12, 2018, 12:38:55 PM
Students who are so germophobic that they leave the tap running in the library bathroom after washing their hands.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 21, 2018, 06:49:04 AM
"Hamilton."
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Post by: Shooter on December 21, 2018, 09:05:02 AM
(https://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/118/1184569/fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-20110727035220985-000.jpg)
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Post by: Wheezer on December 23, 2018, 12:31:06 PM
Occult symbols spray-painted by utility companies on the sidewalk. Peoples Gas at least has the decency to use English.
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Post by: Wheezer on December 24, 2018, 12:40:58 PM
"The Capitol Steps," who are always a public-radio scourge this time of year.
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Post by: Wheezer on January 01, 2019, 08:54:20 AM
"TED Talks."
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Post by: Wheezer on January 17, 2019, 09:58:10 AM
Sandra Tsing Loh, although she's not nearly as horrifying as Sook-Yin Lee.
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Post by: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.

Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: CBStew on August 17, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.

Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.
What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"? 
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: Wheezer on August 18, 2019, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 17, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.

Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.

What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"?

Are you going to add a return address?
Title: Re: The Things That Aggravate Wheezer Thread
Post by: CBStew on August 19, 2019, 11:22:46 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 18, 2019, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: CBStew on August 17, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 17, 2019, 02:01:54 PM
United States Postal Service approved address standardization.

Don't you dare think of adding a "c/o" line.

What would happen to a letter addressed simply to "Wheezer"?

Are you going to add a return address?
I am reminded of the finale of the movie "Miracle on 34th Street".  Natalie Wood's finest moment.