Chicago Blackhawks 2010-11 Title Defense/Capocalypse/Kyle Beach Murder Thread

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I got Turco.

DER TURCK O JERBS.

Craig.  Anderson.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

[Yeti]

I got no Hawks :( I wonder if Byfuglien is available. Chammenship!

[Slaky]

I got no Hawks :( I wonder if Byfuglien is available. Chammenship!

Only if you're ahead of me on waiver priority bub.

[Quality Start Machine]

I got no Hawks :( I wonder if Byfuglien is available. Chammenship!

Only if you're ahead of me on waiver priority bub.

Who wouldn't kill for a 20 point, -10 defenseman?

[PenPho]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

[Slaky]

I got no Hawks :( I wonder if Byfuglien is available. Chammenship!

Only if you're ahead of me on waiver priority bub.

Who wouldn't kill for a 20 point, -10 defenseman?

You're right - I should stick with Jamie Fucking McBain.

[Internet Apex]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

[PenPho]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Last time I made a trade with you I ended up with Huet and some slapdick defenseman and you ended up with Ryan Miller.

So I'm going to just try and keep my idiocy to myself for a while, thanks.

[Quality Start Machine]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Go out and get Rick Nash and Dustin Penner and you're on your way to an all-fattie team.

[Slaky]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Go out and get Rick Nash and Dustin Penner and you're on your way to an all-fattie team.

Mine.

[Internet Apex]

I really wish I would have pre-ranked. Damnit.

[Quality Start Machine]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Go out and get Rick Nash and Dustin Penner and you're on your way to an all-fattie team.

Mine.

Man, is Columbus going to suck this year. I have no idea how he's ever going to get the puck.

[Slaky]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Go out and get Rick Nash and Dustin Penner and you're on your way to an all-fattie team.

Mine.

Man, is Columbus going to suck this year. I have no idea how he's ever going to get the puck.

Yeah, but autodraft sent him my way so I'm going to keep him. Of course it's not helping his trade value when you sully his name in here.

[Quality Start Machine]

Christ on a fucking bike. The auto-draft already happened.

I have:

Robert Luongo
Antti Niemi
James Wiesniewski

Fuck those goddamn gutless fucking assholes. I do have one Blackhawk though: Brian Campbell.

I fucking quit.

I'm pretty sure all those dudes are better than my goalies.

Want one? I also have Marty Bro-D'ur.

Go out and get Rick Nash and Dustin Penner and you're on your way to an all-fattie team.

Mine.

Man, is Columbus going to suck this year. I have no idea how he's ever going to get the puck.

Yeah, but autodraft sent him my way so I'm going to keep him. Of course it's not helping his trade value when you sully his name in here.

Just slip a Timmy's box into the back of the net, and you'll see a jump in production.

[Slaky]

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