They are having difficulties coming up with a non-racist, neutral name for the former R-dskins team that plays in Washington D.C. Since that is the capitol of the United States how about "The Capitolists". It has no political or economic connotation, since that would be "The Capitalists". Although that may be a more accurate name.
The Washington Staggeringly Incompetent.
The Washington Fucktheiggles.