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Yeti

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Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« on: April 05, 2010, 03:21:28 PM »
Yea, Fuck you

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:24:25 PM »
Ironic that the last remaining Milton Bradley defender on Earth would be the guy to start splooging his replacement.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Yeti

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 03:26:13 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2010, 03:24:25 PM
Ironic that the last remaining Milton Bradley defender on Earth would be the guy to start splooging his replacement.

I've always had a nice little liking of Byrd. I was happy with the signing. Decent money, decent player. This will be fun.

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 03:28:06 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 03:26:13 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2010, 03:24:25 PM
Ironic that the last remaining Milton Bradley defender on Earth would be the guy to start splooging his replacement.

I've always had a nice little liking of Byrd. I was happy with the signing. Decent money, decent player. This will be fun.

Just wait 'til racist Chicago schoolchildren start ripping on his kids.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 03:46:26 PM »
I'm pretty sure he's -3 now.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Richard Chuggar

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 03:51:49 PM »
He sucks
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 04:26:29 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2010, 03:24:25 PM
Ironic that the last remaining Milton Bradley defender on Earth would be the guy to start splooging his replacement.

That's not ironic.

Richard Chuggar

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 09:14:07 AM »
bump
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 09:23:49 PM »
FYTD

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 10:04:57 PM »
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 02:45:27 PM »
Bump

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2010, 05:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 15, 2010, 02:45:27 PM
Bump

Yep. Marlon Byrd hit a home run today.

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2010, 02:20:47 PM »
Marlon byrd is hitting 200 now.  Can I start booing this black guy yet?

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Re: Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2010, 03:42:55 PM »
Quote from: BBM on April 17, 2010, 02:20:47 PM
Marlon byrd is hitting 200 now.  Can I start booing this black guy yet?


By my count, our "boo a minority" ticket is reserved for the next 5 seasons on Soriano. And we are already going to be pushing it when Silva inevitably implodes


Sorry man...