I guess the days of the Survivor recap in the Dose are gone now.
But, was anyone watching?
And, is Ian the biggest dumbass in the history of this show?
And, Katie the least deserving finalist since...well...a couple of shows ago?
I watch it and I'll completely agree with the Ian and Katie thing.
I can't believe that more wasn't made of Ian's decision. Absolutely the stupidest move, and he is applauded. You came to win a million bucks, not make peace with a bunch of people you have known for a month.
The most ludicrous thing about Ian's decision was that he gave up so that the fat girl that he had a crush on could win 100K (the second place take.)
However, I think Tom was going to lie to Ian and take Katie to the finals. At least I would have. She only got one vote and it was Ian's. You could tell how badly Tom wanted to win, with the way he berated everybody in the last four shows. But give him credit he won every immunity challenge down the stretch, just like Colby did. What we'll never know is if he had the stones to throw off the last deserving adversary to guarantee a win. Colby didn't.
And lastly, this was a good season, one of the better ones in fact, but what was with all the crying? Ian cried all the time and so did all of the women. Heck, Stephenie acted more like a man than everybody except Tom.
Quote from: Andy on May 16, 2005, 10:15:26 AM
The most ludicrous thing about Ian's decision was that he gave up so that the fat girl that he had a crush on could win 100K (the second place take.)
However, I think Tom was going to lie to Ian and take Katie to the finals. At least I would have. She only got one vote and it was Ian's. You could tell how badly Tom wanted to win, with the way he berated everybody in the last four shows. But give him credit he won every immunity challenge down the stretch, just like Colby did. What we'll never know is if he had the stones to throw off the last deserving adversary to guarantee a win. Colby didn't.
And lastly, this was a good season, one of the better ones in fact, but what was with all the crying? Ian cried all the time and so did all of the women. Heck, Stephenie acted more like a man than everybody except Tom.
Stephanie was a lacrosse player, so that probably explains her manliness. Does anyone know if lacrosse is above or below women's softball in terms of butchiness?
Quote from: Andy on May 16, 2005, 10:15:26 AM
She only got one vote and it was Ian's.Â
I thought Coby voted for her.
That could be, but doesn't that make Ian's decision even worse? He gave up a spot in the finals for somebody even he wouldn't vote for?
Quote from: Andy on May 16, 2005, 02:40:58 PM
That could be, but doesn't that make Ian's decision even worse? He gave up a spot in the finals for somebody even he wouldn't vote for?
Maybe he was "hitting it" and he was basing his decision off of getting more. Then after he got cleaned up at the hotel and realized he had a few STD's, he realized he hated that beyotch like the rest of America.
Quote from: Andy on May 16, 2005, 02:40:58 PM
That could be, but doesn't that make Ian's decision even worse? He gave up a spot in the finals for somebody even he wouldn't vote for?
Hey, I started this topic off by calling him the biggest dumbass in the history of the show.
Well sure, there was that...
Even when Ian gave up I still thought Tom would take him because Katie was so worthless through out the game.
I like that Tom never thought he was safe. Everytime you see a person on Survivor think they are untouchable they get voted out. Atleast Tom was aware he was in grave danger alot of times and did his best to trip up everyone elses plans. Especially Greg and Katies attempts to deep six him.
I don't know if any one is watching the new season, but they voted out the 3rd straight "hot" girl. Now all we are left with is Danni, who is about to become nothing but skin and bones.
Brooke was only hot when she had her hat on. Strange phenomena, that.
Quote from: Andy on October 07, 2005, 11:36:35 AM
Brooke was only hot when she had her hat on. Strange phenomena, that.
True ... but she did wear the hat ... often.
Yeah, after they vote the old, and the fat people off the island, they always vote off the girls with clevage. It makes me so mad.
Quote from: numbersman2 on November 29, 2005, 07:30:49 PM
Yeah, after they vote the old, and the fat people off the island, they always vote off the girls with clevage. It makes me so mad.
I think they are made to vote off the hot girls before they lose too much weight, and flatten out
So you're thinking conspiracy too?
Best moment of the season. When Judd got voted out last night and turned to the rest of the castaways and said, "I hope you all get eaten by crocodiles, you scumbags!"
Tremendous.
The best part of that was the sweet hypocrisy. Judd: "Hey, someone gets voted out every week, you just gotta deal with it." Then he was outraged at being voted out. Nice.
I couldn't believe at the end he said "I never lied to anyone." Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahh, right, sure, Judd.
Every time you think your the top dog, they get rid of ya.
How hot was Danni last night? It's amazing what a sammich or two will do for a girl. Now she can afford to buy a lot of sammiches. Isn't she single? I think I might need to give her a call.
I probably wouldn't of thought of it at the time either, but when Cindy had the chance to give 4 SUV's to the other contestants she could of easily made a deal that if anyone out of that group won a million dollars they hook her up with a car.
So I'm assuming Gary Hogeboom didn't make the Finals?
I'll watch "Survivor" again when Steve Pelleuer (sp.?) plays. Then I'll always be reminded of Mike Singletary's awesome hit on him at Soldier Field back back before helmet-to-helmet contact was outlawed. That was a great hit.
Quote from: MikeC on December 12, 2005, 10:40:06 AM
when Cindy had the chance to give 4 SUV's to the other contestants she could of easily made a deal that if anyone out of that group won a million dollars they hook her up with a car.
It's against Survivor official rules to make deals for prizes. Anyone else wondering about her pity party during the reunion? I know she screwed her chances on her own, but it seemed like something else was going on.
Oh yeah I forgot about that. No Survivor players can share the money with any survivor contestants. The only way around that was if two of the contestants got married, like Rob and Amber did.
I often wondered if Rob could count past three.
Does anyone still watch Survivor? I watched the first season, forgot about it for several years, then started watching again a couple seasons ago when they went to China. The original Fang tribe (or whatever their first name was) from this season may be the stupidest collection of castaways to ever be put on this show.
Anyhow, I did a search for Survivor and was surprised to see that some of you guys actually used to watch it. Anyone left?
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
I did notice that bumping this thread shows us that Comar actually made a non-political post as recently as 2005.
Is this the one taking place on Polamalu Island?
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
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Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
Why?
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Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
Why?
He won. Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.
Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
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Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
Why?
He won. Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.
No. I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?
Quote from: TDubbs on December 15, 2008, 02:09:26 PM
Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
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Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
Why?
He won. Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.
No. I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?
Wait. There's a show on television that you don't watch?
Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 02:46:35 PM
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Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
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Quote from: Kerm on December 15, 2008, 11:16:36 AM
Quote from: Kerm on November 17, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
DPD. I'm going to keep bumping this and carrying on my own conversation. Of the few seasons I've seen, this has to be the most unlikeable cast of survivors ever. Of the people left, Randy is a racist, Kenny is a douche, Crystal is a worthless beast, Corinne is a bitch, Susy is a traitor, Matty is a dunce, Sugar is an idiot. I think the only person left who I'm actually rooting for is Bob. I hope the rest of them die out there.
Yay, Bob!
Why?
He won. Thank God is wasn't the completely useless Susie.
No. I mean, why in the world would anybody give a shit about this show?
Wait. There's a show on television that you don't watch?
Nope. I just wonder why I give a shit about it.
Anyone? Good season. The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history. I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes. Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 18, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
Anyone? Good season. The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history. I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes. Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.
(http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc264.jpg)
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Anyone? Good season. The guy I was rooting for from the beginning won in the second unanimous vote in Survivor history. I'm glad the tagalong shit that was Steven didn't get any votes. Erinn looked a lot hotter dressed up, and Coach is still full of shit.
(http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc264.jpg)
Their greatest hits. (http://instantcrickets.com/)
If watching a show with this chick on it is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oUyOQoDz2s8/SZTl8SY8i5I/AAAAAAAAAOw/h9t8yvRfXUE/s400/sydney-wheeler-bikini-pic.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oUyOQoDz2s8/SYJvnvYyW5I/AAAAAAAAAFk/1_C3vGIJgyY/s400/sydney-wheeler-bikini-image.jpg)
(http://www.robertdahey.com/images/large/Book1_Sydney%20Wheeler_0017.jpg)
(http://www.robertdahey.com/images/large/Book1_Sydney%20Wheeler_0202_2.jpg)
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 18, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
Coach is still full of shit.
Aww, he's a nice guy. And dead.
(http://welton1.tripod.com/Pictures/coach.jpg)
This thread shall stay alive. This is the boobiest season I've ever seen, but they already got rid of the best pair.
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Nice choice, assholes. Some other highlights:
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Suj_Sz/Survivor_Samoa/crops/survivor-samoa-natalie-white12.jpg)
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Suj_Sz/Survivor_Samoa/crops/survivor-samoa-natalie-kelly-sharbaugh13.jpg)
No, those are not the same girl.
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Suj_Sz/Survivor_Samoa/crops/survivor-samoa-ashley-trainer7.jpg)
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/S_Z/Suj_Sz/Survivor_Samoa/crops/survivor-samoa-shannon-waters6.jpg)
Hawt. Seriously, though, I'm rooting for this lady, because she's an ex-Marine with the nickname "Shambo" (a combination of "Shannon" and "Rambo").
Finally, there are way too many goddamn lawyers and law students on this show.
Quote from: Kermit, B. on September 18, 2009, 09:09:23 AM
Finally, there are way too many goddamn lawyers and law students on this show.
Then we shall pray for a tsunami.
I am the only one watching this, but Russell might be the best player to ever be on Survivor. The rest of the dopes had better figure that out and vote him off before he wins the whole thing. This has been a terrific season. Tons of blindsides, and Russell messing with everything.
My Survivor Paulcast continues.
Putting Jimmy Johnson on this show was a terrible, terrible idea. He's as annoying as you might expect Jimmy Johnson to be, and 80% of the interview clips are his. Another 10% are other people talking about him. The final 10% were people talking about the quiet lady who got voted off.
Also, the girls are very disappointing. This appears to be the only cute girl.
(http://suppaddleboard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lowe.jpg)
Go Brenda!
Quote from: Kermit IV on September 17, 2010, 12:26:56 PM
My Survivor Paulcast continues.
Putting Jimmy Johnson on this show was a terrible, terrible idea. He's as annoying as you might expect Jimmy Johnson to be, and 80% of the interview clips are his. Another 10% are other people talking about him. The final 10% were people talking about the quiet lady who got voted off.
Also, the girls are very disappointing. This appears to be the only cute girl.
(http://suppaddleboard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lowe.jpg)
Go Brenda!
I liked Jimmy Johnson and I think they were stupid for voting him off. Annoying Jimmy should've been the one to go. Based on my Army deployment experiences of spending pretty much all of your time with the same group of people, ya gotta get rid of anyone annoying if you can. Jimmy didn't get along with ANYONE and he didn't bring anything to the table except bad breath(I'm guessing) and coconut farts. Brenda seems too cocky. Like she'd be too proud to even scramble for votes when it became obvious that she was next on the chopping block. Watch out for Fabio, though. I got a feelin' aboot that kid.
Hey buddy.
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2012, 06:48:17 AM
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Quote from: Slaky on October 06, 2012, 01:01:54 PM
Hey buddy.
I miss you guys.
Where ya been, playa?
Livin, man. L-i-v-i-n. Can't get on at work, so only leaves at home. I only have time for really important internet, like cat videos on youtube. Then I remember a place I used to go. A place where everybody knows my name. It's that fringe messageboard about that terrible team that causes me grief even though I know it shouldn't matter to me, only the fringe messageboard isn't really about that team at all. It's about a bunch of dudes hangin out and talkin junk, y'all. SAP! Where've those guys been? And lookie here! They been here the whole time. Oh, how humiliating. For ME. I missed it all! Where have
I been? You know? Where HAVE I been?
Quote from: JD on October 16, 2012, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2012, 06:48:17 AM
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Quote from: Slaky on October 06, 2012, 01:01:54 PM
Hey buddy.
I miss you guys.
Where ya been, playa?
Livin, man. L-i-v-i-n. Can't get on at work, so only leaves at home. I only have time for really important internet, like cat videos on youtube. Then I remember a place I used to go. A place where everybody knows my name. It's that fringe messageboard about that terrible team that causes me grief even though I know it shouldn't matter to me, only the fringe messageboard isn't really about that team at all. It's about a bunch of dudes hangin out and talkin junk, y'all. SAP! Where've those guys been? And lookie here! They been here the whole time. Oh, how humiliating. For ME. I missed it all! Where have I been? You know? Where HAVE I been?
You guys feel that? That felt...right.
Quote from: Slaky on October 16, 2012, 08:51:22 PM
Quote from: JD on October 16, 2012, 08:28:21 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 12, 2012, 06:48:17 AM
Quote from: JD on October 12, 2012, 12:24:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 06, 2012, 01:01:54 PM
Hey buddy.
I miss you guys.
Where ya been, playa?
Livin, man. L-i-v-i-n. Can't get on at work, so only leaves at home. I only have time for really important internet, like cat videos on youtube. Then I remember a place I used to go. A place where everybody knows my name. It's that fringe messageboard about that terrible team that causes me grief even though I know it shouldn't matter to me, only the fringe messageboard isn't really about that team at all. It's about a bunch of dudes hangin out and talkin junk, y'all. SAP! Where've those guys been? And lookie here! They been here the whole time. Oh, how humiliating. For ME. I missed it all! Where have I been? You know? Where HAVE I been?
You guys feel that? That felt...right.
Sap, y'all.
Sap.