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Title: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 11, 2010, 01:20:40 PM

Dan Rostenkowski, 82. (http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/former-rep-dan-rostenkowski-has-died.html)

Title probably sucks.

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: thehawk on August 11, 2010, 01:57:56 PM

I'd go with "Return to Sender" myself

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: R-V on August 11, 2010, 02:02:39 PM

Rottingcorpseski?

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 11, 2010, 02:30:50 PM

Preceded in death--by about 25 years--by his dream of a crosstown expressway that ran roughly along Cicero Ave.

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 02:41:29 PM

Dead Deadingdeadski?

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 11, 2010, 02:54:34 PM

Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Dead Deadingdeadski?

"Another Dead Polack"?

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: Kermit IV on August 11, 2010, 04:35:53 PM

If only someone would have told him that cancer isn't funny.

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:19:29 PM

Quote from: Kermit IV on August 11, 2010, 04:35:53 PM
If only someone would have told him that cancer isn't funny.

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO CANCER WITH YOU?

Title: Re: Suddenly, the afterlife is short $500,000 dollars.
Post by: Yeti on August 11, 2010, 09:57:20 PM

That's nothing. I lost $400,000 just by an extraction.

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