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MAD

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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1650 on: June 24, 2009, 01:35:06 PM »
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1651 on: June 24, 2009, 01:40:25 PM »
http://www.politico.com/blogs/politicolive/

QuoteSouth Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, his eyes red, admitted to having an extramarital affair Wednesday with an Argentine woman.

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« Reply #1652 on: June 24, 2009, 01:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Tank on June 24, 2009, 08:52:16 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 24, 2009, 08:42:25 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on June 24, 2009, 07:53:22 AM
http://www.thestate.com/local/story/838823.html

QuoteGov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media.

Sanford must have found a better male prostitute orgy in Argentina.

So you can scrub this guy from the Presidential contenenders' list then?

Abruptly left his family behind over Father's Day, incommunicado in an undisclosed South American location for a week, to get away from the pressures of running the government of the nation's 24th largest state?

Yeah... Pretty sure you can cross him off.

He snuck out to Argentina to carry on an affair with an Argentine woman?  This has to be the most bizarre story I've heard out of a politician this side of Budd Dwyer eating a bullet. He's toast.
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« Reply #1653 on: June 24, 2009, 02:07:16 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on June 24, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
He snuck out to Argentina to carry on an affair with an Argentine woman?
Didn't he sneak out to Argentina to END the affair?
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« Reply #1654 on: June 24, 2009, 02:11:48 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 24, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
He snuck out to Argentina to carry on an affair with an Argentine woman?
Didn't he sneak out to Argentina to END the affair?

They have these crazy things called phones now.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #1655 on: June 24, 2009, 02:43:53 PM »
Quote from: Slak on June 24, 2009, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 24, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
He snuck out to Argentina to carry on an affair with an Argentine woman?
Didn't he sneak out to Argentina to END the affair?

They have these crazy things called phones now.

You can't do a breakup tango with a phone.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Th
« Reply #1656 on: June 24, 2009, 03:22:00 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 24, 2009, 02:43:53 PM
Quote from: Slak on June 24, 2009, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 02:07:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 24, 2009, 01:41:29 PM
He snuck out to Argentina to carry on an affair with an Argentine woman?
Didn't he sneak out to Argentina to END the affair?

They have these crazy things called phones now.

You can't do a breakup tango with a phone.

And now, the GOP's leading advocate for the anti-stimulus cause is...Sarah Palin.

Well, at least it wasn't a gay affair.
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« Reply #1657 on: June 24, 2009, 03:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:22:00 PM
Well, at least it wasn't a gay affair.

Really?

I was hoping it would be all cocaine and hookers and bears.

Maybe a few international gangsters... Awkward questions at customs... Nazi gold.
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« Reply #1658 on: June 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Tank on June 24, 2009, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:22:00 PM
Well, at least it wasn't a gay affair.

Really?

I was hoping it would be all cocaine and hookers and bears.

Maybe a few international gangsters... Awkward questions at customs... Nazi gold.

It could have been a tranny.  I've heard those South American trannies are deceptive to the hetero-eye.
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« Reply #1659 on: June 24, 2009, 04:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 24, 2009, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:22:00 PM
Well, at least it wasn't a gay affair.

Really?

I was hoping it would be all cocaine and hookers and bears.

Maybe a few international gangsters... Awkward questions at customs... Nazi gold.

It could have been a tranny.  I've heard those South American trannies are deceptive to the hetero-eye.
Any bets on how long it'll be before we get a picture?  It was what, 3 days on Spitzer's Swallower?

In other news, Fox says Sanford changed parties.  FOX NEWS: WE OPINE, YOU SUPINE.

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« Reply #1660 on: June 24, 2009, 04:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 24, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:47:55 PM
Quote from: Tank on June 24, 2009, 03:36:27 PM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 24, 2009, 03:22:00 PM
Well, at least it wasn't a gay affair.

Really?

I was hoping it would be all cocaine and hookers and bears.

Maybe a few international gangsters... Awkward questions at customs... Nazi gold.

It could have been a tranny.  I've heard those South American trannies are deceptive to the hetero-eye.
Any bets on how long it'll be before we get a picture?  It was what, 3 days on Spitzer's Swallower?

In other news, Fox says Sanford changed parties.  FOX NEWS: WE OPINE, YOU SUPINE.



I, for one, am shocked.













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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1661 on: June 24, 2009, 04:30:45 PM »
Christ, is there a website that has all of these or something?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1662 on: June 24, 2009, 04:32:22 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 24, 2009, 04:30:45 PM
Christ, is there a website that has all of these or something?

Not just a website, but a whole cable "news" channel.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1663 on: June 24, 2009, 04:47:33 PM »
Quote from: MAD on June 24, 2009, 04:30:45 PM
Christ, is there a website that has all of these or something?

Not that I know of. I pulled them all out of here and rehosted them.
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Re: The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread
« Reply #1664 on: June 24, 2009, 09:12:29 PM »

Am I the only one who thinks whether someone can keep their pants zipped and their wicks dry doesn't make anyone better or worse at their job (unless they're a priest)?
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