The Atheist Communist Caliphate Made Flesh, Spread the Clusterfuck Around Thread

[MAD]

Hmm, while not totally outwardly expressing hope for someone's demise, look at these nutjobs:

Dempster sucks ass.  I hate that guy and want him to die.  I hope they make the playoffs and he gets left off the roster.  His 4th inning last night reminded me of Game 1 in the LDS and why I hate that chode so much. Randy Wells should be of no consequence.

I may have to rethink my hatred for the DeRosa deal.

Aaron Miles still needs to die in a fire though.

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

This secondary needs to wash up on the Lake Michigan shore outside of Soldier Field Monday morning.

Who did Lou kill after the game?

And probably a smaller brain than him too:

Tonight's home plate umpire.  Between him and the grandpa at first, they're almost making Joe Morgan sufferable.  I wish Lou would've been a lot less restrained after that douchebag tracked him down and involved himself in an argument he wasn't in, in the first place.

Fuck these unprofessional pieces of shit.

Hear me now and believe me later, Jeff Joniak needs to be repeatedly kicked in his vulva.

I wasn't aware that Glenn Beck's doing satire.

Makes sense, though.

[Brownie]

I don't get Beck, and I've never watched his show, and I really can't defend a damn thing he says. Nor do I care to. However, reasonable people, in an attempt to drive home a point, exaggerate their sentiment for shock, satire, etc.

[Eli]

Hmm, while not totally outwardly expressing hope for someone's demise, look at these nutjobs:

Dempster sucks ass.  I hate that guy and want him to die.  I hope they make the playoffs and he gets left off the roster.  His 4th inning last night reminded me of Game 1 in the LDS and why I hate that chode so much. Randy Wells should be of no consequence.

I may have to rethink my hatred for the DeRosa deal.

Aaron Miles still needs to die in a fire though.

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

This secondary needs to wash up on the Lake Michigan shore outside of Soldier Field Monday morning.

Who did Lou kill after the game?

And probably a smaller brain than him too:

Tonight's home plate umpire.  Between him and the grandpa at first, they're almost making Joe Morgan sufferable.  I wish Lou would've been a lot less restrained after that douchebag tracked him down and involved himself in an argument he wasn't in, in the first place.

Fuck these unprofessional pieces of shit.

Hear me now and believe me later, Jeff Joniak needs to be repeatedly kicked in his vulva.

So flippant fringe message board comments are equivalent to professionally broadcasting your thoughts to millions of viewers?

[Brownie]

Hmm, while not totally outwardly expressing hope for someone's demise, look at these nutjobs:

Dempster sucks ass.  I hate that guy and want him to die.  I hope they make the playoffs and he gets left off the roster.  His 4th inning last night reminded me of Game 1 in the LDS and why I hate that chode so much. Randy Wells should be of no consequence.

I may have to rethink my hatred for the DeRosa deal.

Aaron Miles still needs to die in a fire though.

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

This secondary needs to wash up on the Lake Michigan shore outside of Soldier Field Monday morning.

Who did Lou kill after the game?

And probably a smaller brain than him too:

Tonight's home plate umpire.  Between him and the grandpa at first, they're almost making Joe Morgan sufferable.  I wish Lou would've been a lot less restrained after that douchebag tracked him down and involved himself in an argument he wasn't in, in the first place.

Fuck these unprofessional pieces of shit.

Hear me now and believe me later, Jeff Joniak needs to be repeatedly kicked in his vulva.

So flippant fringe message board comments are equivalent to professionally broadcasting your thoughts to millions of viewers?

If you reach the right person who somehow interprets your comment as "Lou would have been right to kill somebody" and then commits murder against Matt Murton or some other early 2007 Cub, how couldn't it be?

mediamatters.org and newsbusters.org spend a lot of breath isolating comments by Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Randi Rhodes, Eugene Robinson and others. Often out of context. Often when the person is being satirical or flippant (and the rest of the audience, or at least most of it) can reasonably be in on the joke.

[Oleg]

Hmm, while not totally outwardly expressing hope for someone's demise, look at these nutjobs:

Dempster sucks ass.  I hate that guy and want him to die.  I hope they make the playoffs and he gets left off the roster.  His 4th inning last night reminded me of Game 1 in the LDS and why I hate that chode so much. Randy Wells should be of no consequence.

I may have to rethink my hatred for the DeRosa deal.

Aaron Miles still needs to die in a fire though.

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

This secondary needs to wash up on the Lake Michigan shore outside of Soldier Field Monday morning.

Who did Lou kill after the game?

And probably a smaller brain than him too:

Tonight's home plate umpire.  Between him and the grandpa at first, they're almost making Joe Morgan sufferable.  I wish Lou would've been a lot less restrained after that douchebag tracked him down and involved himself in an argument he wasn't in, in the first place.

Fuck these unprofessional pieces of shit.

Hear me now and believe me later, Jeff Joniak needs to be repeatedly kicked in his vulva.

So flippant fringe message board comments are equivalent to professionally broadcasting your thoughts to millions of viewers?

These were written by a bunch of nutjobs.

[Gil Gunderson]

Hmm, while not totally outwardly expressing hope for someone's demise, look at these nutjobs:

Dempster sucks ass.  I hate that guy and want him to die.  I hope they make the playoffs and he gets left off the roster.  His 4th inning last night reminded me of Game 1 in the LDS and why I hate that chode so much. Randy Wells should be of no consequence.

I may have to rethink my hatred for the DeRosa deal.

Aaron Miles still needs to die in a fire though.

Kermie, you need to print out the list of all the players mentioned on this thread for the Mathematical Erection Party.
I don't know exactly how, but there's got some sort of drinking game to be played with this.

I think it needs to be a costume party where we all dress up like our most hated Cub player dying in the way we hope they die.  I call Todd Hundley in a gutter aspirating his own vomit.

This secondary needs to wash up on the Lake Michigan shore outside of Soldier Field Monday morning.

Who did Lou kill after the game?

And probably a smaller brain than him too:

Tonight's home plate umpire.  Between him and the grandpa at first, they're almost making Joe Morgan sufferable.  I wish Lou would've been a lot less restrained after that douchebag tracked him down and involved himself in an argument he wasn't in, in the first place.

Fuck these unprofessional pieces of shit.

Hear me now and believe me later, Jeff Joniak needs to be repeatedly kicked in his vulva.

So flippant fringe message board comments are equivalent to professionally broadcasting your thoughts to millions of viewers?

If you reach the right person who somehow interprets your comment as "Lou would have been right to kill somebody" and then commits murder against Matt Murton or some other early 2007 Cub, how couldn't it be?

mediamatters.org and newsbusters.org spend a lot of breath isolating comments by Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Randi Rhodes, Eugene Robinson and others. Often out of context. Often when the person is being satirical or flippant (and the rest of the audience, or at least most of it) can reasonably be in on the joke.

Yeah, Beck was only kidding when he said the President has a hatred for white people.  Context, my ass.

[Brownie]

And Kanye West was only kidding when he said President Bush didn't care about black people. They're both jackasses. But let's not charge them with something that did not occur. That's all I'm saying.

[Oleg]

The problem with the right these days is that they feed into the lowest common denominator.

ACORN is bad, never mind how much good they've done.  Health reform is awful, no matter that grandma would rather skin her cats alive than get rid of here medicare.  Obama is a socialist because he wants to offer up government run solutions for some of our biggest problems, never mind that things have been done this way for decades, with mixed success at worst.

Like Gil said, whenever any of those loons wants to have a serious discussion about health care reform, bring it on.  Unfortunately, even those on the right who care to have those discussions are being drowned out to the point that Chuck Grassley thinks there will be death panels.  Fuck that.

Frankly, it's also this lowest common denominator thinking that got us into a quagmire half way around the world.  It's pathetic, Teej, of you or anyone of your intelligence to defend that shit.  It's also what leads to birthers and Palin as a serious candidate for anything.  It's what leads assholes to think that Mark DeRosa was the Cubs' MVP last year.  Stop it.

I understand why Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann exist.  Fuck them.

And Kanye West was only kidding when he said President Bush didn't care about black people. They're both jackasses. But let's not charge them with something that did not occur. That's all I'm saying.

Fine, fuck Kanye, too.

[Gil Gunderson]

I agree with Oleg.  In the spirit of that, I offer some comedy.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/5trokerac3/teabagger-signs-vol-2-o6r/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/the-funniest-protest-sign_n_292342.html?slidenumber=4

[Slaky]

I agree with Oleg.  In the spirit of that, I offer some comedy.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/5trokerac3/teabagger-signs-vol-2-o6r/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/the-funniest-protest-sign_n_292342.html?slidenumber=4

That shit isn't funny, Gil. Those are American Patriots. How dare you.

[thehawk]

I agree with Oleg.  In the spirit of that, I offer some comedy.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/5trokerac3/teabagger-signs-vol-2-o6r/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/21/the-funniest-protest-sign_n_292342.html?slidenumber=4

That shit isn't funny, Gil. Those are American Patriots. How dare you.

That 4th picture from the Huffington gallery looks awfully familiar, I think I've seen it somewhere...

[PenFoe]

It's what leads assholes to think that Mark DeRosa was the Cubs' MVP last year.  Stop it.

Careful, you might get your statfag badge revoked.

Unless you're calling the Cubs' players assholes.

Or maybe you're calling out Yeti?

[MikeC]

You guys might want to start reading up on the  illegal and plain creepy stuff the Obama administration is in engaged in now.

http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/21/propaganda-health-care-and-acorn-full-context-of-nea-conference-call-reveals-disturbing-pattern/

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2009/09/21/10103/

[MAD]

You guys might want to start reading up on the  illegal and plain creepy stuff the Obama administration is in engaged in now.

http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/21/propaganda-health-care-and-acorn-full-context-of-nea-conference-call-reveals-disturbing-pattern/

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2009/09/21/10103/

RUN, MIKE!

[ChuckD]

You guys might want to start reading up on the  illegal and plain creepy stuff the Obama administration is in engaged in now.

http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/21/propaganda-health-care-and-acorn-full-context-of-nea-conference-call-reveals-disturbing-pattern/

http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber/2009/09/21/10103/

Like Milton Bradley and liberalism, your fear and hatred of this only serves to make me love it, regardless of myopia.

Que Morph or TEC with some choice copypasta re: SOCIALISM.