The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread

[Yeti]

The Prior vs Bonds Memorial Trophy goes to the captain of my heart - Anthony Fuckin Rizzo

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/chc/benches-clear-in-cubs-reds-finale?ymd=20140710&content_id=84042346&vkey=news_chc

Great video of the benches clearing.

EDIT: And I'm criticizing whoever put the video on the story "Benches clear in Cubs-Reds finale" and there was no clearage

[Slaky]

The Prior vs Bonds Memorial Trophy goes to the captain of my heart - Anthony Fuckin Rizzo

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/chc/benches-clear-in-cubs-reds-finale?ymd=20140710&content_id=84042346&vkey=news_chc

Great video of the benches clearing.

EDIT: And I'm criticizing whoever put the video on the story "Benches clear in Cubs-Reds finale" and there was no clearage

I'm upset - best I could do for now. But the video of him throwing his glove down and walking to the Reds entire dugout will go down in history.

[PenFoe]

The Prior vs Bonds Memorial Trophy goes to the captain of my heart - Anthony Fuckin Rizzo

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/chc/benches-clear-in-cubs-reds-finale?ymd=20140710&content_id=84042346&vkey=news_chc

Great video of the benches clearing.

EDIT: And I'm criticizing whoever put the video on the story "Benches clear in Cubs-Reds finale" and there was no clearage

I'm upset - best I could do for now. But the video of him throwing his glove down and walking to the Reds entire dugout will go down in history.

[Slaky]

And thus Rizzo became an All-Star.

Our hero.

[Saul Goodman]

And thus Rizzo became an All-Star.

Our hero.

Which he should have been in the first place, ditto Sale. I don't understand this MLB at all.

[Eli]

The Prior vs Bonds Memorial Trophy goes to the captain of my heart - Anthony Fuckin Rizzo

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/chc/benches-clear-in-cubs-reds-finale?ymd=20140710&content_id=84042346&vkey=news_chc

Great video of the benches clearing.

EDIT: And I'm criticizing whoever put the video on the story "Benches clear in Cubs-Reds finale" and there was no clearage

I'm upset - best I could do for now. But the video of him throwing his glove down and walking to the Reds entire dugout will go down in history.

Holy crap that is amazing.

[PenFoe]

The Prior vs Bonds Memorial Trophy goes to the captain of my heart - Anthony Fuckin Rizzo

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/chc/benches-clear-in-cubs-reds-finale?ymd=20140710&content_id=84042346&vkey=news_chc

Great video of the benches clearing.

EDIT: And I'm criticizing whoever put the video on the story "Benches clear in Cubs-Reds finale" and there was no clearage

I'm upset - best I could do for now. But the video of him throwing his glove down and walking to the Reds entire dugout will go down in history.

Holy crap that is amazing.

The video is better quality - I made a gif out of it so I could post it here.

[Quality Start Machine]

What better way for Anthony Rizzo to observe Andre Dawson's 60th birthday than by being The Balls?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

[PenFoe]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

[Slaky]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

Kris Bryant is going to be making Mat Latos mad as long as they're both in the league.

[SKO]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

Kris Bryant is going to be making Mat Latos mad as long as they're both in the league.

Hopefully that upcoming Cubs lineup will shorten the career of many a NL Central pitcher.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

I don't understand why a picture of morph spooning a cat was posted in response to my last comment.

[PenFoe]

I heard that human scum drum Matt Latos was involved in this altercation.   The same cock rocket who plunked Kris Bryant earlier this season  for violating one of the myriad "unwritten rules" of baseball by daring to homer on a 3-0 pitch against an mlb pitcher on a rehab assignment

At this rate, I've got a feeling I may be hating the Reds more the Cardinals in a couple years.

I don't understand why a picture of morph spooning a cat was posted in response to my last comment.

Because I couldn't find the topless photo of Fork and his cat.

Plus, Morph LOVES cats.  He'll tell you.

[Eli]

Plus, Morph LOVES cats.  He'll tell you 24 Things You'll Never Believe About Them.

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