News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Messages - James Westfall

#1
Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908
March 08, 2007, 09:59:18 AM
Well, here we are.  Again.  I was going to stop at 1989 (because I'm insolent) but I just can't seem to get past the 84 Cubs as my favorite team ever.  Why?  Well....


Bob Dernier.  He's my favorite Cub.  Ever.  I know, I know...  I like to keep the bar nice and low.  84 was his best full season.  He was a marvel to watch in CF and I swear, every single home run I saw him hit barely made it into the basket.  He was a joy to watch on the bases too.  It certainly didn't hurt that I played CF in those days and was also fast.  I do suspect, however, that I had more power.



Ryne Sandberg.  I don't think I have to go on about how good he was in 84.  You all know it already.  Let me just summarize by saying "teh ablls."


Steve Trout.  I'm not really sure why.  He had a pretty good season, but nothing spectacular.  But I always seemed to catch him pitching.  He was money in the postseason though.  And he was lefty.  I always wanted to be a lefty.  Maybe that's it.


Rick Sutcliffe.  Who didn't imitate his pitching motion?  If you lived in Chicago you did.  16-1 (20-6 overall) it was the best season I had ever seen.  In fact, it was the best season a cub pitcher tossed until Prior's 2003 (how Kevin Tapani went 19-9 is beyond my mere mortal comprehension).  He was the greatest Cub pitcher I saw until Z showed up.  Plus now he's golfing with Bill Murray and helping George Clooney solve that thing over there. 


Jody Davis.  Jody Davis was an average catcher with a girls name.  But he gave my little brother a bat he cracked in BP.  Nice gestures like that will get you a spot on my list.


Lee Smith.  For the life of me, I can't figure out why they let him go.  So help me if you try to make me remember I'll put a plague on both your houses!  Lee was the best closer in the game.  He was intimidating on a Dave Stewart level.  You don't see that much anymore.  Batters don't like to face certain closers, but they aren't afraid of them like hitters were with Lee Smith.  He would slowly saunter to the mound and make the batter sweat the at bat before the at bat even started.  It was grin inducing.


Harry Caray.  Who didn't love his calls?  He was the last voice of the fan.  You can't find a game called like he called them.  It was validating to know that I had some of the same opinions as someone who had bbeen in the game for a long, long time.  Now if you rip a team or player on the air, they boot you off the charter or threaten you in an elevator.  I miss him.  I miss him more than I curse him for marking Chip Caray possible.  Sometimes, your mic is best left in your pants.

And finally.....


Wrigley Field.  The best place to catch a game.  Fuck the stereotypes.  Cub fans, real Cub fans, can hold their ground versus any other group of fans.  They are just as knowledgeable and probably more passionate.  It's a time warp watching a game there.  You can almost picture it being 1908.  It's the same stadium my grandparents went to.  Screw the new stadiums and their sushi and concourses and malls.  this is where baseball should be played.  I saw my favorite game there (not in 1984 though.  It was at 8/8/88.  Yes my favorite attended game was 3.5 innings long).


So I'm calling it quits at 1984 again.  TW-Gone.  James Westfall-Gone.    3968 posts in the books.  Maybe I'll get to end my next career at 2007.  If not, there's always next year.
#2
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
March 07, 2007, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 07, 2007, 03:53:58 PM
Another hijack...

I had a cortisone injection in my shoulder today. I've had tendinitis in the long head biceps where it ties into the shoulder since late last softball season. It's hurt like a cunt with teeth ever since. Well, the numbing has worn off and I do feel a bit better right now, just moving my arm around into positions that used to hurt. There's some discomfort but not what there was. I'm obviously not going to test it out by trying to fire a football 50 yards or bench press my weight. But I'm wondering what I might expect.

If you've ever had such an injection, tell me: will the pain/inflammation continue to reduce over the next day or week? Or is this it? 

Pussy.
#3
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
March 07, 2007, 02:33:35 PM
Quote from: CT II on March 07, 2007, 02:30:54 PM
Quote from: AC on March 07, 2007, 02:27:30 PM
Quote from: CT II on March 07, 2007, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: AC on March 07, 2007, 02:17:34 PM
Quote from: CT II on March 07, 2007, 01:56:58 PM
Quote from: AC on March 07, 2007, 01:16:40 PM
Quote from: CT II on March 07, 2007, 12:52:48 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on March 07, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 07, 2007, 12:01:04 PM
If anyone has any leads on high-paying jobs that don't require training, actual work, or even showing up, then hit me up. 

If you don't mind the occasional gunshot, I could give you a reference for the crack dealers down the street from me.

According to Freakonomics, crack dealers don't make shit.

See, I can read too, Slaky.

Freakonomics? Do you read US Weekly too?

No, I read Chuck Klosterman's psuedo-intellectual bullshit about pop culture and pretend its brilliant.

That's cool. I make fun of what everyone else likes because I'm insecure about my small penis, mouth herpes and Asian Bird Flu.

Actually, I should retract that statement, because I've never read anything by Klosterman other than that crap with Simmons on ESPN.com.  So I didn't mean it.  And I didn't even think Freakonomics was that good.  But your US Weekly comment pushed me too far.  I overrreacted, and I apologize. 

And mouth herpes?  I wish.

Oh shit, there you go again thinking I was being sarcastic. What's with that? I was really talking about myself.

I know.  But I still felt bad.  I take pride in using insults like sniper, rather than blindly firing them like a machine gun, hoping I hit something.

What? That's the American way!
#4
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
March 07, 2007, 12:56:53 PM
Quote from: CT II on March 07, 2007, 12:52:48 PM
Quote from: theoneandonlyjim on March 07, 2007, 12:48:02 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on March 07, 2007, 12:01:04 PM
If anyone has any leads on high-paying jobs that don't require training, actual work, or even showing up, then hit me up. 

If you don't mind the occasional gunshot, I could give you a reference for the crack dealers down the street from me.

According to Freakonomics, crack dealers don't make shit.

See, I can read too, Slaky.

Actually, the comparison made was that a drug ring was set up in similar structure to a corporation and that the average crack dealer would be better off working at McDonalds.  Once you get to be the Grand Poo-Bah of crack dealers, you too can make it rain.
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
March 07, 2007, 11:00:03 AM
Quote from: EG on March 07, 2007, 10:48:45 AM
All right, I'm dragging this thread back out -- it seems like a slow enough morning here.

I'm looking to move to Kansas City in the next few months (if you care -- long-term girlfriend is there) and that would first require a job.  I'm willing to look across some sort of marketing/journalistic/editorial/PR capacity.  I could also do something within higher education.  I could also pitch for the Royals, I think.

My first question is if anyone is in the KC area, or knows someone there who might have jobs leads.

Also, any ideas on job websites worth looking at?  I've done the typical stuff like Monster.com and CareerBuilder, but a lot of the marketing jobs listed there are just sales, which isn't something I'm interested in.  Where do you guys look for employment?  Besides the back alleys and street corners, of course.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Welcome to my world.  Non-Sales marketing jobs are hard to find on the career sites.  Most of them seem to be in major cities.  You could try a recruiting agency to see if they can match you with something.  Most of what I've gotten from Monster is SPAM.
#7
Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908
March 01, 2007, 01:38:33 PM
I believe BK has the honors for worst account closing post ever.  That will never be topped.
#8
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 28, 2007, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: EG on February 28, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Taylor on February 28, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
Characters being over the top zany. Love triangles. And now someone is pregnant. The Friends-ification of the show continues.

It's so unrealistic.  I've never seen a love triangle, or a pregnancy before.

I have.  It ended about as well as a Ryu start.  And the answer to the next question (A love triangle or a pregnancy?) is yes.
#9
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
February 27, 2007, 10:47:39 PM
Quote from: Paul Tanner on February 27, 2007, 07:51:45 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc

Maybe we can put one on the mound too?

Wow.  I don't think I've ever seen something so complicated and so useless.  Oh, and cool-looking.

That's a lie..I know you have.

#10
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
February 27, 2007, 11:47:14 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2mcdbc

Maybe we can put one on the mound too?
#11
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
February 25, 2007, 10:13:06 AM
Is anyone checking these kids houses for guns?  Seriously.  It's got Columbine written all over it.
#12
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
February 23, 2007, 11:41:01 AM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 23, 2007, 11:27:52 AM
Do the worm!  Give me 5 reasons I'm better than you!

[nsbb on Desipio]

I'll give you 6 reasons you're not!

[/nsbb on Desipio]
#13
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 23, 2007, 10:56:19 AM
Is this oak?


I don't know.
#14
Boobtube / Re: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
February 23, 2007, 10:54:39 AM
Quote from: forkserker on February 23, 2007, 10:30:03 AM

The writing has gotten stronger, and Tina Fey has (wisely) let Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin bring the funny, and she's taken a step back with her character. This show has improved a lot since the first 2 or 3 episodes.

She needs to be the David Spade in Just Shoot Me for the show.  She's just not that funny if she's not deadpan.
#15
Desipio Lounge / Re: Phil Rogers' time machine
February 23, 2007, 10:47:57 AM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on February 23, 2007, 10:32:10 AM
Is the Phil Rogers' time machine anything like the George Michael (the unghey one) Sports Machine?  Because, if so, I want to climb aboard right now!

Not me.  I learned my lesson from climbing aboard the Great Space Coaster when I was a wii lad.  I ended up with Shamrock shake all over my shoes.