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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #765 on: April 26, 2010, 10:54:23 PM »
Bring on Vancoufuck.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #766 on: April 26, 2010, 11:02:14 PM »
Hockey is awesome.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #767 on: April 26, 2010, 11:29:11 PM »
I can't wait to see that Vancouver golf club logo someone made last year.

DON'T POST IT UNTIL IT'S TIME!!!!

Hawks in four.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #768 on: April 26, 2010, 11:39:14 PM »
Quote from: CT III on April 26, 2010, 10:39:59 PM
Round 2, coming up.

Goodbye and good riddance to Barry Trotz and his pain in the ass team.

Man alive, if that isn't the ugliest man I've ever seen, I don't know what a KurtEvans is.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #769 on: April 27, 2010, 12:15:03 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2010, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 26, 2010, 10:39:59 PM
Round 2, coming up.

Goodbye and good riddance to Barry Trotz and his pain in the ass team.

Man alive, if that isn't the ugliest man I've ever seen, I don't know what a KurtEvans is.

Watch it.  You wanna get Andy SUED?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #770 on: April 27, 2010, 07:51:43 AM »

Kyle Wellwood is fat.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #771 on: April 27, 2010, 09:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 26, 2010, 11:39:14 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 26, 2010, 10:39:59 PM
Round 2, coming up.

Goodbye and good riddance to Barry Trotz and his pain in the ass team.

Man alive, if that isn't the ugliest man I've ever seen, I don't know what a KurtEvans is.

His head's shaped like a fucking gumdrop.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #772 on: April 28, 2010, 08:37:49 PM »
Down goes Washington.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #773 on: April 28, 2010, 08:39:06 PM »
WHAT THESE FANCY DANS IN CHICAGO THINK THEY DO?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #774 on: April 28, 2010, 08:44:02 PM »
Yet another sign that spring is here.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #775 on: April 28, 2010, 08:57:28 PM »
Four Original Six teams left.

First time more than three have made it out of the first round since 1992*, if I'm not missing something.

(*STFU, CHiHP.)
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #776 on: April 28, 2010, 09:18:58 PM »

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #777 on: April 28, 2010, 09:19:03 PM »
Those game 7 Stanley Cup Final tickets I bought today are now a little more valuable.

Day by day...

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #778 on: April 29, 2010, 12:09:54 AM »
Just read this pleasant news...

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/blackhawks-look-to-buff-up-canucks-luongo.html

Quote...Byfuglien shifted back to a forward line during Wednesday's Hawks practice and, perhaps most significantly, back to the front of the net on power plays.

"I think he was a factor in that series and he was last year in the playoffs up front," Hawks coach Joel Quenneville said. "On a need basis, he was on the blue line, and maybe we're getting some options in the course of games of putting him back. But up front is where he's going to begin, and hopefully he can be the presence at the net and be physically doing his thing."
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #779 on: April 29, 2010, 07:28:26 AM »
TIME TO POST!

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