2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[SKO]

So how about that Julius Peppers, eh comrades?

Slap an EKG on this fella and let's see what he's made out of.

It's wrong how much I laughed at that comment. Oh, and sign Peppers. That would be okay in my book.

[Saul Goodman]

So how about that Julius Peppers, eh comrades?

Slap an EKG on this fella and let's see what he's made out of.

It's wrong how much I laughed at that comment. Oh, and sign Peppers. That would be okay in my book.

And move him to the O-line, right?

[Indolent Reader]

Bears have confirmed Mike Martz will be the new coordinator.  Hoo boy.

[SKO]

Bears have confirmed Mike Martz will be the new coordinator.  Hoo boy.

I hate everything about my very existence. Welcome to hell. Which record does Cutler break first under Martz' freewheeling tutelage, George Blanda's 42 interceptions or David Carr's 76 sacks?

[Waco Kid]

Bears have confirmed Mike Martz will be the new coordinator.  Hoo boy.

I hate everything about my very existence. Welcome to hell. Which record does Cutler break first under Martz' freewheeling tutelage, George Blanda's 42 interceptions or David Carr's 76 sacks?

It's now confirmed, that light at the end of the tunnel was indeed an oncoming train.

[PenFoe]

Bears have confirmed Mike Martz will be the new coordinator.  Hoo boy.

I hate everything about my very existence. Welcome to hell. Which record does Cutler break first under Martz' freewheeling tutelage, George Blanda's 42 interceptions or David Carr's 76 sacks?

Good thing you're a Saints fan.

[fiveouts]

With Martz, Lovie and Marinelli, the Bears are a lock for Super Bowl XXXIV.  

[Pre]

Bears have confirmed Mike Martz will be the new coordinator.  Hoo boy.

I hate everything about my very existence. Welcome to hell. Which record does Cutler break first under Martz' freewheeling tutelage, George Blanda's 42 interceptions or David Carr's 76 sacks?

He'll be hurt too soon to approach either.

[Waco Kid]

With Martz, Lovie, Tice, and Marinelli, the Bears are a lock for Super Bowl XXXIV.  

Additional part of the championship formula.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

With Martz, Lovie, Tice, and Marinelli, the Bears are a lock for Super Bowl XXXIV.  

Additional part of the championship formula.

The Bears' staff is a veritable "who's who" of 2000s NFC North FAIL, huh?

[Slaky]

Mike Morts is gonna bring Jake Utler back to the promised land, like he did with Kurr Tworner. That's what Pete King said on PTI today. He also said that Tim Tebow will be an NFL quarterback, so you know that these ramblings are those of an insane person. I mean yeah, he throws like a girl and he's really, really slow but he has heart damn it. He will not take no for an answer. (He really said these things)

[CT III]

Mike Morts is gonna bring Jake Utler back to the promised land, like he did with Kurr Tworner. That's what Pete King said on PTI today. He also said that Tim Tebow will be an NFL quarterback, so you know that these ramblings are those of an insane person. I mean yeah, he throws like a girl and he's really, really slow but he has heart damn it. He will not take no for an answer. (He really said these things)

I love Peter King's plan for developing Tim Tebow:

I don't argue with those who say he's got miles to go to be a good NFL player, but I do argue with those who say it's impossible. I remember doing a draft story on the 49ers when Bill Walsh was still in power, and him telling me, "I'm a great believer in prior performance with players. If a kid was great in high school, he'll usually be good in college. If he's good in college, he'll usually make the grade in the NFL.'' Tebow's will is going to serve him well. You know what might be good for him? A redshirt year in the NFL in 2010, then, if the league has a job action in 2011, a year playing in the United Football League for seasoning in 2012 with a coach like former Giants QB coach Chris Palmer.

Awesome, so after 4 years of college ball in the SEC, Tebow's only 3 years from nearly being a servicable backup QB in NFL.  I'd like to see an experiment done where a team drafts Tebow in the late rounds and puts him on this schedule, then buys a trained chimp and does the same thing.  Then after 3 years the two could face off in training camp.  I bet the chimp at least makes the practice squad.

[Waco Kid]

Mike Morts is gonna bring Jake Utler back to the promised land, like he did with Kurr Tworner. That's what Pete King said on PTI today. He also said that Tim Tebow will be an NFL quarterback, so you know that these ramblings are those of an insane person. I mean yeah, he throws like a girl and he's really, really slow but he has heart damn it. He will not take no for an answer. (He really said these things)

Pete King eh. Well then I'm all in on Martz. ALL IN.

[R-V]

Even David Huh knows the Bears should get rid of that piece of shit playing surface.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Even David Huh knows the Bears should get rid of that piece of shit playing surface.

I'll bet they don't put in Field Turf because I believe World Cup socceer will only play on natural grass.

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Also, for some reason Chicago is omitted as one of the host cities for the US's 2018 World Cup bid.  I know the grass hockee isn't too popular around here, but that's completely idiotic, especially since Indianapolis is included as one of the sites. 

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Profit?