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Quote from: Kerm on November 03, 2008, 02:01:23 PM

Quote from: 5laky on November 03, 2008, 01:35:32 PM

Quote from: Kerm on November 03, 2008, 01:02:47 PM
You're right.  I completely forgot about the gym part, because Mac and Charlie were that good.  I love the fact that oftentimes, this show gives you a chance to ask the question that you know is coming at some point.  Like when J-Kerm turned to me, and said, "Is Dee wearing jeans to the gym?" and then a couple of minutes later, Dennis and Dee pointed out that she was the only one wearing jeans.

I'm still strongly considering writing one letter a week to F/X begging them to take DeVito off the show, though.  He's not funny, and his character is worthless.

If I worked at FX I'd throw your letter in the shitter. Devito is awesome.

He disgusts me.  He disgusts EVERYONE.

The scene where he bolts in to the apartment, plops down on the bed, and starts devouring a can of cat food without saying a word to Dee or Charlie totally disgusted me. But that doesn't make it any less hilarious.

I think this may have topped the scene with the "catfood, glue and beer" for my favorite of all time.

QuoteCHARLIE: This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac, and I've got a paper trail to prove it; check this out.

Take a look at this! That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, well THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna get it. He's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist! Okay. so I decided, ohhhhh shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me. I got boxes full of Pepe. Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR. And I knock on her door and I say "CAAAAAAROL. CAAAAAAAAAAAROL. I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door, wha' do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE. IS. NO. CAROL IN HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

MAC: Okay Charlie I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis--it's all they're talking about up there.
Jesus Christ, dude, we are going to lose our jobs.

CHARLIE: Well, calm down. Because here's one thing that's not going to happen.

MAC: What?

CHARLIE: We're not gonna get fired.

MAC: We're not?

CHARLIE: Because we've already been fired.

MAC: We've lost our jobs?

CHARLIE: Yeah. About three days ago, a couple pink slips came in the mail; one for you, one for me. So what did I do? I mailed them halfway to Siberia! Okay?

MAC: Charlie, we've lost our jobs, that means we've lost our health insurance. Which means all of this was for nothing! Goddammit, dude, I am having a panic attack. I am actually having a panic attack.

CHARLIE: Oh, will you settle down and have another cup of coffee.

MAC: I am, bro.

CHARLIE: Alright, well, fine--you know what, Barney? Give this guy a cigarette, he's freaking out.

MAC: Huh? Who?

CHARLIE: Barney. He's the guy who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia.

MAC: Barney? Who the hell is Barney?

CHARLIE: You don't see Bar--oh, shit, where the hell did he...

MAC: You've lost your mind. You've lost your goddamn mind, Charlie!

Quote from: RV on October 31, 2008, 08:36:10 AM

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Quote from: thehawk on October 30, 2008, 09:28:51 PM

I put myself through Princeton working the day shift at the graveyard and the graveyard shift at the Days Inn.

The only thing Cathy and I need assistance with is deciding which John Mayer song to do it to.

This show very much rivals The Office as the funniest on TV in a long time.

We would all be wise to follow GOB's advice of keeping your friends close and your enemies close enough that you're almost kissing.

Mr. Banks, look how many pushups I can do!

Quote from: Kerm on October 18, 2008, 11:03:06 PM
Great episode.  I thought the poop episode was the worst in the series, so this was a nice bounceback.  Not surprisingly, DeVito had nothing to do with this week's show.  I REALLY wish they'd get rid of his character.  He sucks.

Wasn't the critic the dude from Short Circuit?

Type "COOKIE," you idiot!

Quote from: Weebs on October 06, 2008, 02:12:21 PM

Quote from: Kerm on October 06, 2008, 02:01:34 PM

Quote from: 5laky on October 06, 2008, 01:40:11 PM
Hey let's ruin an awesome show by talking about some gay ass movie that everyone hates.

Shut up before I rape you in the butt.

And then I'm going to eat your butt until my stomach is full of butt.  Full of your butt, and full of Kerm's butt.

Close, but not quite (according to a decidedly non-reputable internet source).

QuoteOkay, so.... You are claiming that your father threatened to quote, 'Eat the living shit out of you.'

Um... That is correct...

And Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police you stated that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, quote "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt" he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink." and he was going to, quote "eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink until his stomach was full of... Your butts..." Is this correct?

That is also correct...

Quote from: Kerm on October 06, 2008, 10:54:32 AM

Quote from: ChickDuckens on October 03, 2008, 01:10:02 AM

Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 11:18:44 PM

Quote from: Poon on October 02, 2008, 11:14:25 PM
While you shmucks were listening to Gwynn busting out that Urkle impression I enjoyed a quality hour long episode of Sunny in Philly.

Again, you are wise. Like Stew.

We chose ... poorly.

Unless that's the one where aliens with magic glowing stones come out of the Ark on a mine cart, you're mixing up your Indy movies.

You're right. I just grabbed the first picture on a GIS of "Indiana + 'Face Melting'" and didn't think twice.

It was the other scene in an Indiana Jones movie where face(s) melt off.

Quote from: 5laky on October 02, 2008, 11:18:44 PM

Quote from: Poon on October 02, 2008, 11:14:25 PM
While you shmucks were listening to Gwynn busting out that Urkle impression I enjoyed a quality hour long episode of Sunny in Philly.

Again, you are wise. Like Stew.

We chose ... poorly.

Quote from: Kerm on September 29, 2008, 11:17:09 AM

Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 28, 2008, 11:51:20 AM
What the fuck is Fred Savage doing here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5BYWt_SM

I don't have sound, so I don't know if that's a line from the clip, but if you're asking a serious question, Savage is the executive producer.

I watched "Because I cut them!  Wild card, bitches!" no fewer than five times.  Dee's Puerto Rican reporter was also fucking hilarious.

it's a line from the clip which you and everybody else should definitely watch when you get a chance because it's awesome ok

Quote from: Fork on September 29, 2008, 05:31:23 AM

Quote from: ChickDuckens on September 28, 2008, 12:43:39 PM

Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 28, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
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Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 28, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
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