Jon Lester Jacking It Lefty Splooge Thread

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

15 in a row for the starters with 3 or less runs. Lester's looking REAL good this yr. What are the odds we get at least 3 if not 4 starters in the All-Star game? Prob not due to that stupid rule that ever team has to be represented...

[CubFaninHydePark]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart.

[SKO]

Jon fuckin Lester

[Saul Goodman]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart.

Jon Lester's career continues to lie in pieces on the Wrigley turf. He sucks!

[flannj]

Jon fuckin Lester

[morpheus]

Jon fuckin Lester

[SKO]

Jon fuckin Lester

[Bort]

Jon fuckin Lester

[Saul Goodman]

Jon fuckin Lester

Jonny sure hates him some Cardinals.

[Quality Start Machine]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

[Canadouche]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

Come on now, some people are just anxious and miserable at the slightest provocation. It's annoying to read these angst-filled Chicken Little proclamations, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already in CFiHP's head.

[Tonker]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

Come on now, some people are just anxious and miserable at the slightest provocation. It's annoying to read these angst-filled Chicken Little proclamations, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already in CFiHP's head.

[Canadouche]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

Come on now, some people are just anxious and miserable at the slightest provocation. It's annoying to read these angst-filled Chicken Little proclamations, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already in CFiHP's head.

I freely admit that the possibility of the Cubs not reaching or winning the Series stresses me out. But I don't lose touch with reality every time they fail to dominate an opponent. They are a super team, and they have the best chance of any in baseball to win this year. Obviously.

[Tonker]

Another second inning from hell.  2 runs so far on 1 hit.  It's all falling apart. I'm a stupid fuckhead troll who eats his own boogers and saves his own farts in mason jars and doesn't know the 1st thing about baseball.

Come on now, some people are just anxious and miserable at the slightest provocation. It's annoying to read these angst-filled Chicken Little proclamations, but there's nothing you can say that's worse than what's already in CFiHP's head.

I freely admit that the possibility of the Cubs not reaching or winning the Series stresses me out. But I don't lose touch with reality every time they fail to dominate an opponent. They are a super team, and they have the best chance of any in baseball to win this year. Obviously.

Cool.  Oblivious, then.