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Damn it Yeti. Now you're link-spamming us for ACB? You are history's greatest monster.

Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 04:07:19 PM
Well this sucks. I wondered why he hadn't posted in so long.

http://tomwatson.typepad.com/tom_watson/2010/03/a-death-in-the-blogging-family.html

Damn.

Quote from: PenFoe on March 03, 2010, 04:02:30 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 03, 2010, 03:58:19 PM

Quote from: PenFoe on March 03, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
See the problem here is that now, by admitting that they have no idea how to properly use statistics, it gives Yeti ammunition to do retarded things like continue to support Milton Bradley and say things like "If you take out 20% of the season, Milton matched his career OBP!"

Fuck stupid Hendry and fuck Yeti for now thinking that he was right all along.

Yeah, but fuck Milton Bradley more for validating what was once a completely irrational rational and justifiable hate based upon years of Milton being a douchebag your part.

Reality'd!

Look, we all hate Milton Bradley. That's a given. But there was at least some possibility last Spring that he would at least play well while being a total choad.

Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2010, 03:37:12 PM

Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 03:33:47 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 03, 2010, 03:20:20 PM

Quote from: Kermit IV on March 03, 2010, 03:16:45 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:33:42 PM

Quote from: Slack-E on March 01, 2010, 12:27:47 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:00:04 PM

Quote from: Slack-E on March 01, 2010, 11:50:23 AM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 11:29:25 AM
Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

I'll go $100 even, but only if it's okay for me to laugh at you and use your stories later to entertain at parties.

For a sawbuck, I'll tell you to suck it up and rub some dirt on it.

For 50 cents and a pack of smokes, they'll find Jimmy Hoffa before they find Yeti.


Wait. What were we talking about?

Quote from: Simmer on March 03, 2010, 03:22:46 PM

Quote from: Andy on March 03, 2010, 02:27:48 PM
But hey, he built the 2005 team that apparently won a World Series.

I find this claim dubious and lacking in credibility.

I don't remember there being a World Series in 2005.

Quote from: PenFoe on March 03, 2010, 03:53:25 PM
See the problem here is that now, by admitting that they have no idea how to properly use statistics, it gives Yeti ammunition to do retarded things like continue to support Milton Bradley and say things like "If you take out 20% of the season, Milton matched his career OBP!"

Fuck stupid Hendry and fuck Yeti for now thinking that he was right all along.

Yeah, but fuck Milton Bradley more for validating what was once a completely irrational hate on your part.

Quote from: Kermit IV on March 03, 2010, 03:16:45 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:33:42 PM

Quote from: Slack-E on March 01, 2010, 12:27:47 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 12:00:04 PM

Quote from: Slack-E on March 01, 2010, 11:50:23 AM

Quote from: Jon on March 01, 2010, 11:29:25 AM
Methamphetamine, loose teeth, and failure?

Or is that the St. Louis Dog?

I would have said failure originally but that just leaves us wide open for Cub jokes.

I meant personal, individualized failure, not team failure.

I've got buckets of personal failure. Wait, this isn't therapy. Sorry.

I'm willing to charge you 180 bucks an hour to vent, if you need to.

I'll charge you 175, Slak.

170, plus I'll play Gojira in the background while you vent.

Quote from: R-V on March 03, 2010, 01:07:29 PM

Quote from: MAD on February 18, 2010, 05:15:49 PMAt some juncture, we found ourselves on some distant hole--quite possibly the furthest point from the clubhouse, when I felt my stomach gurgle and a poopstrom coming on.

1. How did I miss this thread? Pure awesome.
2. Is that a Steve Stenstrom reference?
3. In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

3. Yes. Yes I have. But I was like 3.

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 12:43:25 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 03, 2010, 12:38:03 PM

Quote from: MAD on March 03, 2010, 12:29:45 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 03, 2010, 12:22:59 PM

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 12:06:51 PM

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 03, 2010, 11:57:06 AM

Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2010, 10:24:52 AM

Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 08:03:40 AM
Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

It's not insecurity. I'm just looking for an excuse to piss on Apex's leg.

I successfully hailed a cab in Chicago.  IT WAS AWESOME.  It was my first cab ride.

So there's hope that some day you'll figure out how the "Quote" button works, too?

It is a small button, after all.  And it's hidden in the corner.

I think the joke isn't so much IAN not knowing how to find the quote button but, rather, mystifyingly quoting something other than that to which he was replying.

Listen: IAN has come unstuck in time.

Is that why he ruined a perfectly good joke about Gil's fiancee's menses?

Wait. Shouldn't that be moenses?

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 12:43:25 PM

Quote from: Jon on March 03, 2010, 12:38:03 PM

Quote from: MAD on March 03, 2010, 12:29:45 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 03, 2010, 12:22:59 PM

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 12:06:51 PM

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 03, 2010, 11:57:06 AM

Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2010, 10:24:52 AM

Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 08:03:40 AM
Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

It's not insecurity. I'm just looking for an excuse to piss on Apex's leg.

I successfully hailed a cab in Chicago.  IT WAS AWESOME.  It was my first cab ride.

So there's hope that some day you'll figure out how the "Quote" button works, too?

It is a small button, after all.  And it's hidden in the corner.

I think the joke isn't so much IAN not knowing how to find the quote button but, rather, mystifyingly quoting something other than that to which he was replying.

Listen: IAN has come unstuck in time.

Is that why he ruined a perfectly good joke about Gil's fiancee's menses?

Wow. I forgot about that one.

Quote from: MAD on March 03, 2010, 12:29:45 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 03, 2010, 12:22:59 PM

Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on March 03, 2010, 12:06:51 PM

Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on March 03, 2010, 11:57:06 AM

Quote from: Fork on March 03, 2010, 10:24:52 AM

Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 08:03:40 AM
Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

It's not insecurity. I'm just looking for an excuse to piss on Apex's leg.

I successfully hailed a cab in Chicago.  IT WAS AWESOME.  It was my first cab ride.

So there's hope that some day you'll figure out how the "Quote" button works, too?

It is a small button, after all.  And it's hidden in the corner.

I think the joke isn't so much IAN not knowing how to find the quote button but, rather, mystifyingly quoting something other than that to which he was replying.

Listen: IAN has come unstuck in time.

Quote from: Oleg on March 03, 2010, 09:17:14 AM

Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 09:01:05 AM

Quote from: CT III on March 03, 2010, 08:37:11 AM

Quote from: SKO on March 03, 2010, 08:03:40 AM
Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

So you finally learn how to hail a cab and you're a Big Man, is that it?

Okay, fine. I didn't hail the fucking cab. The guy I was travelling with called the cab. The secret's out. I'm not as cool as you all thought I was. Are you happy now, CT? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Fuckin hayseed.

I'm pretty sure CT will never be happy until they bring Prell back in the glass bottle.

Quote from: MAD on March 01, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
You suck, BH.

I'm just surprised it wasn't a link from Rotoworld or Bleacher Report.

Quote from: MAD on March 02, 2010, 12:26:09 PM
How much do senses of humor cost these days?

I don't get it.

Quote from: D. Doluntap on March 02, 2010, 12:13:24 PM

Quote from: Slack-E on March 02, 2010, 12:10:08 PM
Bump.

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So close...

Try, try again.