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Hit about 1200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender.

People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.

I'd let her eat my jimmie 35 times.

How's that?  I bet she'll call any minute now.

Well, you obviously didn't.

Quote from: PTanner on May 08, 2008, 08:28:28 AM

Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 08, 2008, 08:16:53 AM

Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 08, 2008, 08:06:52 AM

Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 08, 2008, 07:53:48 AM
Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

So would you nibble around the edges like Rich Hill, or pound her inside like Big Z?

Hit it from behind like Izturis.

I'd line one into the gap like Fukkake.

That's the money shot, Fork.  The money shot.  Always end it with some Fukakke.

Quote from: ChuckDickens on May 08, 2008, 08:06:52 AM

Quote from: *In a Nutsack on May 08, 2008, 07:53:48 AM
Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

So would you nibble around the edges like Rich Hill, or pound her inside like Big Z?

Hit it from behind like Izturis.

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2008, 07:35:04 AM

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 07, 2008, 10:09:12 PM
Not because Rich Hill's vagina is bigger than Jenna Jameson's.

I still don't get why Rich Hill's inability to throw strikes means he has girl parts.

When have you ever seen a girl throw overhand strikes with a baseball?

Marissa Miller was high and outside.  I wanna be in her.

I'd rather stick rusted rail ties through my eyes than watch that monstrocity.

Changing GI Joe is ghey.

Holy shit...I'm an engineer.  I got work to do, Octaroons.