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Title: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 12:38:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?

Bigger and taller.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 12:38:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?

Bigger and taller.

Thanks, TJ Forph.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 12:45:39 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 12:38:12 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?

Bigger and taller.

Harder, better, faster, stronger.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on October 29, 2010, 12:46:35 PM
I've stayed away from Chicago the last couple of years because the Cubs have been so awful, they weren't worth the trip.

With the way things are looking next season, a Tonker/*IAN trip will probably be the only reason to go.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 12:48:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?

That sounds like a fantastic idea.  Perhaps we could cut down a little on the trannies this time?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 01:01:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 12:48:38 PM
Quote from: Oleg on October 29, 2010, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

You know where and how to find me.  I'm just going to go ahead and assume we'll be hitting up the same Mexican joint and the same blues club.  Maybe even get a bigger group this time?

That sounds like a fantastic idea.  Perhaps we could cut down a little on the trannies this time?

Cutn down on them?  Only if you think they were too much fun last time, Capt Buzzkill.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on October 29, 2010, 01:14:14 PM
I'll be around.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 01:54:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

Ahem
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 02:01:55 PM
TEC/Tonk/IAN in the same city at once?  I don't know if Chicago can handle it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on October 29, 2010, 02:26:01 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 02:01:55 PM
TEC/Tonk/IAN in the same city at once?  I don't know if Chicago can handle it.

I think it'll be OK.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 02:33:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 29, 2010, 02:26:01 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 02:01:55 PM
TEC/Tonk/IAN in the same city at once?  I don't know if Chicago can handle it.

I think it'll be OK.

Well, I'll be there, too. That adds a lot of weight.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on October 29, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd

Ah yes, Foster's.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 29, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd

Ah yes, Foster's.

It's pretty big, I guess.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on October 29, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 29, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd

Ah yes, Foster's.

It's pretty big, I guess.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on October 29, 2010, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 29, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd

Ah yes, Foster's.

It's pretty big, I guess.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

Do the toilets at least flush the proper, American way?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:39:56 PM
I would be in for the festivities as well... I am guessing that rooftop games against Pissburgh might be reasonably priced.  Or we could take TDubbs's suggestion and get a private room at a bar and do stupid stuff.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 03:54:10 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 29, 2010, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 29, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: CT III on October 29, 2010, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: Brownie on October 29, 2010, 02:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 29, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I would be willing to drink some dark-colo(u)red, room temperature beer beverage from Tonk's homeland with Tonk, some fruit flavored beer with *IAN, and some military issue beer with TEC at some point in time.

More willing'd

Ah yes, Foster's.

It's pretty big, I guess.

I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

Do the toilets at least flush the proper, American way?

Let's throw anotha shrimp on the barbie.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.

I'm sure Tonker would prefer you left them out.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on October 29, 2010, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.

I'm sure Tonker would prefer you left them out.

Morph, you promised this wouldn't get weird...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.

I'm sure Tonker would prefer you left them out.

Awesome.  Oh, and morts...I'll need a ride home in your Rustang.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.

I'm sure Tonker would prefer you left them out.

Awesome.  Oh, and morts...I'll need a ride home in your Rustang.

I rode in it. It's pretty sweet, along with him Droid'ing and almost hitting another car in front of a cop.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on October 29, 2010, 04:05:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 04:03:50 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on October 29, 2010, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on October 29, 2010, 03:58:30 PM
Quote from: flannj on October 29, 2010, 03:56:22 PM

I'd put my dentures in and show up.

I'm sure Tonker would prefer you left them out.

Awesome.  Oh, and morts...I'll need a ride home in your Rustang.

I rode in it. It's pretty sweet, along with him Droid'ing and almost hitting another car in front of a cop.

That's our morph!

[LAUGHTRACK]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on October 29, 2010, 04:58:24 PM
I'll be around and buy a round.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on October 29, 2010, 08:43:48 PM
If Tonker's in town I will be where that is.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Canadouche on October 29, 2010, 09:46:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

I hope you have a great time while in Chicago, Tonk.

But ... you probably don't need to travel across the Atlantic Ocean to experience that kicked-in-the-nuts feeling that comes from watching some disheartening Cubs defeats.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on October 30, 2010, 01:14:36 AM
Planning seven months in advance strikes me as threateningly neurotic.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on October 31, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 30, 2010, 01:14:36 AM
Planning seven months in advance strikes me as threateningly neurotic.

It might be, if I didn't have young kids.  I'm already booked up to a greater or lesser degree through February - if I don't stake my claim to these dates now, they'll be lost to family stuff... I suspect most of the fathers around here know what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on October 31, 2010, 06:41:05 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 31, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 30, 2010, 01:14:36 AM
Planning seven months in advance strikes me as threateningly neurotic.

It might be, if I didn't have young kids.  I'm already booked up to a greater or lesser degree through February - if I don't stake my claim to these dates now, they'll be lost to family stuff... I suspect most of the fathers around here know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, but couldn't your all-powerful socialist nanny government watch the kids while you were gone? Or is Rush lying to me?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 31, 2010, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 31, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 30, 2010, 01:14:36 AM
Planning seven months in advance strikes me as threateningly neurotic.

It might be, if I didn't have young kids.  I'm already booked up to a greater or lesser degree through February - if I don't stake my claim to these dates now, they'll be lost to family stuff... I suspect most of the fathers around here know what I'm talking about.

The formula is: Trip Months planning = (# of Kids *2) + (# of spouses * 2) + # of oceans needed to cross.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on November 01, 2010, 07:55:33 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 31, 2010, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 31, 2010, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 30, 2010, 01:14:36 AM
Planning seven months in advance strikes me as threateningly neurotic.

It might be, if I didn't have young kids.  I'm already booked up to a greater or lesser degree through February - if I don't stake my claim to these dates now, they'll be lost to family stuff... I suspect most of the fathers around here know what I'm talking about.

The formula is: Trip Months planning = (# of Kids *2) + (# of spouses * 2) + # of oceans needed to cross.

Which is why Mormons seldom leave Utah.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 02, 2010, 10:03:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

Nice comeback.   

Worthy of a 12 year old, in fact.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on November 02, 2010, 10:07:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 02, 2010, 10:03:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

Nice comeback.   

Worthy of a 12 year old, in fact.

You people need to be considerate. Do you have any idea how much Yeti is looking forward to following Dubbs around at his birthday party?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on November 02, 2010, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 02, 2010, 10:07:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 02, 2010, 10:03:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

Nice comeback.   

Worthy of a 12 year old, in fact.

You people need to be considerate. Do you have any idea how much Yeti is looking forward to following Dubbs around at his birthday party?

And that's different from any other day how?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 02, 2010, 10:10:15 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 02, 2010, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 02, 2010, 10:07:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 02, 2010, 10:03:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

Nice comeback.   

Worthy of a 12 year old, in fact.

You people need to be considerate. Do you have any idea how much Yeti is looking forward to following Dubbs around at his birthday party?

And that's different from any other day how?

12 year olds, dude.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 02, 2010, 11:23:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Superaffentittengeil!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

We get it, you never had a Bar Mitzvah.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: R-V on November 02, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.

Tank learned his lesson.

Now he wears a disguise while out in public, like me.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
[url]
Quote from: R-V on November 02, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.

Tank learned his lesson.

Now he wears a disguise while out in public, like me.

He also dresses up like a douchedubbs?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3102670719_4a1c3af15c.jpg)

I couldn't help myself.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on November 02, 2010, 04:09:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:21:18 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 02, 2010, 05:38:18 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 01, 2010, 02:50:35 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 29, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Quote from: Yeti on October 29, 2010, 12:01:29 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
STonk has suggested that I might travel to Chicago next year to take in a couple of Cubs' games - and who knows, maybe even drink a glass of beer or two.  I initially resisted, of course, but she twisted my arm and I've finally - reluctantly - agreed to go, as much to keep her happy as anything.

The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June, and would include three games (http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=chc&m=6&y=2011) at home against Pissburgh, three against the Asstros, and a couple of games in St. Lou.

So, who's around then for baseball and/or beer?  And is there any danger of getting a rooftop game organised during that period, do you reckon?

BO. NER. IAN had mentioned doing a trip north around this time.. Double whammy? I'm sure I'd be the only one excited for that.

June 3rd is my birthday.  I"m just saying there will probably be a party that none of you will come to, but there will be one

At some point it becomes strange to continue to have a birthday party every year.

For most people, that age is 12.

Considering you have zero friends that would ever show up, and if they did, they'd bring shitty Jew presents, I can see why you wouldn't want an excuse to get drunk on the cheap

We get it, you never had a Bar Mitzvah.

Or a Jewish wedding. Man, we were rolling in shekels.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

I look forward to Tonk's arrival, and his recruiting of Americans for his worldwide musclebear empire.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 03, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

I look forward to Tonk's arrival, and his recruiting of Americans for his worldwide musclebear empire.

I know I'm no Tonk, but hey...I might be around, too.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on November 03, 2010, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 03, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

I look forward to Tonk's arrival, and his recruiting of Americans for his worldwide musclebear empire.

I know I'm no Tonk, but hey...I might be around, too.

Call us when you have a worldwide musclebear empire.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on November 03, 2010, 09:35:50 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
[url]
Quote from: R-V on November 02, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.

Tank learned his lesson.

Now he wears a disguise while out in public, like me.

He also dresses up like a douchedubbs?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3102670719_4a1c3af15c.jpg)

I couldn't help myself.

He's not the only one.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/3097828861_46b15899c8.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on November 03, 2010, 09:42:14 AM
Quote from: Bort on November 03, 2010, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 03, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

I look forward to Tonk's arrival, and his recruiting of Americans for his worldwide musclebear empire.

I know I'm no Tonk, but hey...I might be around, too.

Call us when you have a worldwide musclebear empire.

Well, shit.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Kermit IV on November 03, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 03, 2010, 09:35:50 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
[url]
Quote from: R-V on November 02, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.

Tank learned his lesson.

Now he wears a disguise while out in public, like me.

He also dresses up like a douchedubbs?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3102670719_4a1c3af15c.jpg)

I couldn't help myself.

He's not the only one.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/3097828861_46b15899c8.jpg)

Was it ever determined if the dude on the right pissed himself?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 03, 2010, 10:27:04 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 03, 2010, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on November 03, 2010, 09:35:50 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 02, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
[url]
Quote from: R-V on November 02, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 02, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 02, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on October 29, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
The dates would be somewhere around the 26th/27th May to the 4th/5th June...

That'll probably be over Mayfest.

We can totally show Tonk how they party in Germany!

Sweet.  You can pretend not to know him like you did to your other internet friends at May Fest.

Jerk.

Tank learned his lesson.

Now he wears a disguise while out in public, like me.

He also dresses up like a douchedubbs?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/3102670719_4a1c3af15c.jpg)

I couldn't help myself.

He's not the only one.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/3097828861_46b15899c8.jpg)

Was it ever determined if the dude on the right pissed himself?

It's BananaHands.  He probably just spilled some maple syrup.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 09:19:06 AM
Someone should get Apex's head on the guy on the left.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 04, 2010, 10:09:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 09:19:06 AM
Someone should get Apex's head on the guy on the left.

You mean that's not him?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 10:12:06 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2010, 10:09:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 09:19:06 AM
Someone should get Apex's head on the guy on the left.

You mean that's not him?

I thought it was but then I'm pretty sure it's not. It SHOULD be.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 04, 2010, 10:16:59 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 10:12:06 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 04, 2010, 10:09:11 AM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2010, 09:19:06 AM
Someone should get Apex's head on the guy on the left.

You mean that's not him?

I thought it was but then I'm pretty sure it's not. It SHOULD be.

If you cover up that guy's Ãœnderbheit, it's pretty much a dead ringer. Freaky.  
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on November 19, 2010, 07:03:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

Speak English
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:14:08 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on November 19, 2010, 07:03:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Outbound: Amsterdam - Chicago
Fr 27 May '11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, the Netherlands)
Fr 27 May '11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, ISA!)

Return: Chicago - Amsterdam
Sa 4 Jun '11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, ISA!)
Su 5 Jun '11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, the Netherlands)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

Speak English

Pleb.  Better?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 19, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

*rolls up sleeves*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

*rolls up sleeves*

You want to fight me, Fork?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 19, 2010, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

*rolls up sleeves*

You want to fight me, Fork?

Only if you don't bring sausage rolls.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

*rolls up sleeves*

You want to fight me, Fork?

Only if you don't bring sausage rolls.

I will bring just as many sausage rolls as your immigration laws will allow me.

Which is, precisely, none.  Your loss, America!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 19, 2010, 07:35:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:23:02 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:19:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 07:17:18 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 06:57:09 AM
Heenvlucht: Amsterdam - Chicago
vr 27 mei 11   12:40  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)
vr 27 mei 11   14:10  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)

Terugvlucht: Chicago - Amsterdam
za 4 jun 11   16:20  Chicago (O'Hare International Airport, Illinois, Verenigde Staten)
zo 5 jun 11   07:05  Amsterdam (Schiphol, Nederland)

Booked, bitches.  Tonk's a comin'.

*rolls up sleeves*

You want to fight me, Fork?

Only if you don't bring sausage rolls.

I will bring just as many sausage rolls as your immigration laws will allow me.

Which is, precisely, none.  Your loss, America!

Fork wants to jerk you off. I think you can stay cheaply in the SUBURBS and take some sort of train ride into the city every day. Or you can live in absolute squalor here: http://www.sheffieldhousehotel.com/ and have the added bonus of being my neighbor for a week.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on November 19, 2010, 07:50:56 AM
TEC probably knows a good, cheap bathhouse.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 19, 2010, 10:24:04 AM

Anyone else coming in from out of town for this?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on November 19, 2010, 10:26:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 10:24:04 AM

Anyone else coming in from out of town for this?

I will be driving up, definitely.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.

I'd just figured that out, actually.  The Days Inn will cost me best part of $1200, but this place : http://www.dewittplace.com/ (http://www.dewittplace.com/) will only set me back a smidge over a grand for eight nights.  Great location, and pretty good reviews, too.  Anybody know anything about it?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on November 19, 2010, 10:50:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.

I'd just figured that out, actually.  The Days Inn will cost me best part of $1200, but this place : http://www.dewittplace.com/ (http://www.dewittplace.com/) will only set me back a smidge over a grand for eight nights.  Great location, and pretty good reviews, too.  Anybody know anything about it?

Better than the motor lodge on Darwin Barney Lane.

(Never heard of this DeWitt street before, but that location (http://www.dewittplace.com/contactus.asp) is titballs...possibly better for July/August but May/June should be nice...take it at that price if it's in your budget.  And be sure to let us come over to trash your room.)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on November 19, 2010, 10:50:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.

I'd just figured that out, actually.  The Days Inn will cost me best part of $1200, but this place : http://www.dewittplace.com/ (http://www.dewittplace.com/) will only set me back a smidge over a grand for eight nights.  Great location, and pretty good reviews, too.  Anybody know anything about it?

Apparently, it's in a quite (http://www.dewittplace.com/neighborhood.asp) neighborhood.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on November 19, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 19, 2010, 10:26:37 AM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2010, 10:24:04 AM

Anyone else coming in from out of town for this?

I will be driving up, definitely.

I'll be there.

And *IAN's coming whether he likes it or not.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on November 19, 2010, 11:09:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 19, 2010, 10:50:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.

I'd just figured that out, actually.  The Days Inn will cost me best part of $1200, but this place : http://www.dewittplace.com/ (http://www.dewittplace.com/) will only set me back a smidge over a grand for eight nights.  Great location, and pretty good reviews, too.  Anybody know anything about it?

Better than the motor lodge on Darwin Barney Lane.

(Never heard of this DeWitt street before, but that location (http://www.dewittplace.com/contactus.asp) is titballs...possibly better for July/August but May/June should be nice...take it at that price if it's in your budget.  And be sure to let us come over to trash your room.)


THI!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on January 17, 2011, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on November 19, 2010, 11:09:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on November 19, 2010, 10:50:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
Quote from: PenPho on November 19, 2010, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 19, 2010, 07:18:11 AM
Now I need some good ideas for a hotel.  Chuck recommended the Days Inn on Diversey last time, and it was great, but at upwards of a hundred bucks a night for the room (and this time I'm on my own), that's going to be getting on for a grand.  A grand I could far better spend on beer.

Anybody have discount codes, maybe, or recommend a website?

For that length of time, if you're looking for under $100/night, you might want to consider an apartment/condo rental.

I'd just figured that out, actually.  The Days Inn will cost me best part of $1200, but this place : http://www.dewittplace.com/ (http://www.dewittplace.com/) will only set me back a smidge over a grand for eight nights.  Great location, and pretty good reviews, too.  Anybody know anything about it?

Better than the motor lodge on Darwin Barney Lane.

(Never heard of this DeWitt street before, but that location (http://www.dewittplace.com/contactus.asp) is titballs...possibly better for July/August but May/June should be nice...take it at that price if it's in your budget.  And be sure to let us come over to trash your room.)


THI!

Right, that's done.  I have booked and paid for eight nights (27/05 to 04/06) in a lakeview studio at DeWitt Place, as linked above.  It set me back less than $1100 all in, and I can't really argue with that.  It has a kitchen and a fridge so I can keep lots of snacks and cold beer in the room for when I can't face going out for breakfast - and more to the point, it has a sofa-bed, for which I am now taking bookings.  Yours for the bargain rate of $110/night.

Seriously, if any of you suburban boys thinks they'll need to crash for the night, you'll be very welcome.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 09:45:14 AM
A week of Tonks in Streeterville? Water Tower Place will never be the same.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 17, 2011, 09:53:38 AM

Now onto the important shit...should we get tickets to a game (Give the Ricketti our hard-earned dough), get a rooftop (Not Brixen Ivy), or get a room in a bar for a game?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on January 17, 2011, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 09:53:38 AM

Now onto the important shit...should we get tickets to a game (Give the Ricketti our hard-earned dough), get a rooftop (Not Brixen Ivy), or get a room in a bar for a game?

Fuck the rooftop.

Let's go to a game.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on January 17, 2011, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2011, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 09:53:38 AM

Now onto the important shit...should we get tickets to a game (Give the Ricketti our hard-earned dough), get a rooftop (Not Brixen Ivy), or get a room in a bar for a game?

Fuck the rooftop.

Let's go to a game.

If you want actual interaction, then the rooftop is the way to go.  And mass quantities of drinking. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2011, 10:53:30 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on January 17, 2011, 10:45:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2011, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 09:53:38 AM

Now onto the important shit...should we get tickets to a game (Give the Ricketti our hard-earned dough), get a rooftop (Not Brixen Ivy), or get a room in a bar for a game?

Fuck the rooftop.

Let's go to a game.

If you want actual interaction, then the rooftop is the way to go.  And mass quantities of drinking. 

I still vote for getting kicked out of the bleachers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Saul Goodman on January 17, 2011, 11:11:19 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.

But what about when the Ricketti get a bar tax passed in order to fund desperately needed improvements and renovations to the Friendly Confinesâ„¢?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on January 17, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.

Fork has a point.  I imagine that I'll be going to Wrigley for at least a couple of games anyway, so there's absolutely no need for us all to go to the ballpark (or a rooftop) for TONKFESTTM itself.  We can just as easily go to a bar where ordering a frosty one is as easy as lifting your finger, food is good and not, you know... ballparky, and we can avoid the bleachodes.  So, I guess my point is, it's entirely up to you guys, and what you'd rather do.  I'll be getting plenty of Cubs anyway - too much, even, you might say...

EDIT : It will also be much easier to organise, logistically speaking.  And you know me - I hate to cause trouble.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on January 17, 2011, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.

Fork has a point.  I imagine that I'll be going to Wrigley for at least a couple of games anyway, so there's absolutely no need for us all to go to the ballpark (or a rooftop) for TONKFESTTM itself.  We can just as easily go to a bar where ordering a frosty one is as easy as lifting your finger, food is good and not, you know... ballparky, and we can avoid the bleachodes.  So, I guess my point is, it's entirely up to you guys, and what you'd rather do.  I'll be getting plenty of Cubs anyway - too much, even, you might say...

EDIT : It will also be much easier to organise, logistically speaking.  And you know me - I hate to cause trouble.

I endorse this plan.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on January 17, 2011, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 17, 2011, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.

Fork has a point.  I imagine that I'll be going to Wrigley for at least a couple of games anyway, so there's absolutely no need for us all to go to the ballpark (or a rooftop) for TONKFESTTM itself.  We can just as easily go to a bar where ordering a frosty one is as easy as lifting your finger, food is good and not, you know... ballparky, and we can avoid the bleachodes.  So, I guess my point is, it's entirely up to you guys, and what you'd rather do.  I'll be getting plenty of Cubs anyway - too much, even, you might say...

EDIT : It will also be much easier to organise, logistically speaking.  And you know me - I hate to cause trouble.

I endorse this plan.

I change my vote to 'present'.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on January 17, 2011, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 17, 2011, 11:20:38 AM
Quote from: SKO on January 17, 2011, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on January 17, 2011, 11:11:57 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 17, 2011, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on January 17, 2011, 10:52:14 AM
The Ricketti get a cut no matter what.

No cut if we go to a bar.

Fork has a point.  I imagine that I'll be going to Wrigley for at least a couple of games anyway, so there's absolutely no need for us all to go to the ballpark (or a rooftop) for TONKFESTTM itself.  We can just as easily go to a bar where ordering a frosty one is as easy as lifting your finger, food is good and not, you know... ballparky, and we can avoid the bleachodes.  So, I guess my point is, it's entirely up to you guys, and what you'd rather do.  I'll be getting plenty of Cubs anyway - too much, even, you might say...

EDIT : It will also be much easier to organise, logistically speaking.  And you know me - I hate to cause trouble.

I endorse this plan.

I change my vote to 'present'.

HE STOLE MY BIT!  HE STOLE MY BIT!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 05, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
Bump.  Did we ever decide whether we're going to a game or to a bar or to TDubbs's parents' CONDO or anything?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 05, 2011, 05:47:26 PM
So I'll be in SF Memorial Day but other than that I'll be damn sure to make myself available.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 05, 2011, 06:49:41 PM
Quote from: morpheus on April 05, 2011, 04:33:37 PM
Bump.  Did we ever decide whether we're going to a game or to a bar or to TDubbs's parents' CONDO or anything?

Let's just pick a ginmill somewhere, so if they run us out it doesn't cost anything.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 01:37:14 AM
I think a bar is probably our best bet.  I'm going to get to a couple of Cubs' games regardless, so I don't need to do it with youse guys necessarily (although anybody who wants to join me at Wrigley during that week will be very, very welcome).  The point isn't so much the baseball as having a get-together and getting pished, and sitting in a long row drinking $10 beers isn't really especially conducive to that.

So, Hi-Tops it is.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 01:42:16 AM
By the way, is anybody around the first Friday night (27th May)?  I'll have flown in that afternoon and might well be a bit (punch) drunk but it would be good to start as I mean to go on.  So, beer, anybody?

Also, I need to get from the airport to downtown (about a hundred yards from the Hancock Center) that Friday afternoon.  What's the quickest/easiest/cheapest way of doing it?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 06, 2011, 05:00:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 01:42:16 AM
By the way, is anybody around the first Friday night (27th May)?  I'll have flown in that afternoon and might well be a bit (punch) drunk but it would be good to start as I mean to go on.  So, beer, anybody?

Also, I need to get from the airport to downtown (about a hundred yards from the Hancock Center) that Friday afternoon.  What's the quickest/easiest/cheapest way of doing it?

Flying into O'Hare I'm assuming?  Blue Line. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 06, 2011, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

They're not really side-by-side. There's a block-long tunnel separating them.

Granted, that would probably make it easier to not get lost in the Loop like a common Bort. But, either way, it's a walking transfer.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 06, 2011, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

They're not really side-by-side. There's a block-long tunnel separating them.

Granted, that would probably make it easier to not get lost in the Loop like a common Bort. But, either way, it's a walking transfer.

You can make the transfer at Washington as well.  The CTA tunnel was replaced by the Block 37 stores, but you just walk through that hallway to get to the Red Line station.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 06, 2011, 10:10:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 06, 2011, 09:15:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

They're not really side-by-side. There's a block-long tunnel separating them.

Granted, that would probably make it easier to not get lost in the Loop like a common Bort. But, either way, it's a walking transfer.

You better smile and put some [PenFoe] tags on that when you say it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on April 06, 2011, 10:31:35 AM
Tonks,

Just for general getting around knowledge, Maps.google.com will do public transit routings as well, and includes timetables (although an 'ish' should be added to the times).  Also available on what ever smartphone Huey is selling this week.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 06, 2011, 10:57:54 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 06, 2011, 10:31:35 AM
Tonks,

Just for general getting around knowledge, Maps.google.com will do public transit routings as well, and includes timetables (although an 'ish' should be added to the times). Also available on what ever smartphone Huey is selling this week.

Google Maps' time tables are good enough that I'm rarely late to anything anymore.

It's been a real boon to my social standing.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 06, 2011, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 06, 2011, 10:31:35 AM
Tonks,

Just for general getting around knowledge, Maps.google.com will do public transit routings as well, and includes timetables (although an 'ish' should be added to the times).  Also available on what ever smartphone Huey is selling this week.

Wrong Mick
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2011, 11:09:20 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 06, 2011, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 06, 2011, 10:31:35 AM
Tonks,

Just for general getting around knowledge, Maps.google.com will do public transit routings as well, and includes timetables (although an 'ish' should be added to the times).  Also available on what ever smartphone Huey is selling this week.

Wrong Mick

There's no such thing as a "right Mick".
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 06, 2011, 11:18:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Depending on your how bags, I'll drink on the way to somewhere too
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 06, 2011, 11:27:14 AM
Preparation for the upcoming visit. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg238767#msg238767)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...

Don't they switch trains on those Eurotubes? Grab a red line, take it up to Chicago Ave & you're a couple blocks away.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...

Don't they switch trains on those Eurotubes? Grab a red line, take it up to Chicago Ave & you're a couple blocks away.

Yes. we've established that, Fork.  You should probably read Oleg's post again.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2011, 02:57:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...

Don't they switch trains on those Eurotubes? Grab a red line, take it up to Chicago Ave & you're a couple blocks away.

Yes. we've established that, Fork.  You should probably read Oleg's post again.

That would imply I ever read Oleg's posts.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on April 06, 2011, 04:11:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:57:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...

Don't they switch trains on those Eurotubes? Grab a red line, take it up to Chicago Ave & you're a couple blocks away.

Yes. we've established that, Fork.  You should probably read Oleg's post again.

That would imply I ever read Oleg's posts.

That you don't read mine is the least something something...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 06, 2011, 07:30:24 PM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 04:11:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:57:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 06, 2011, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
Quote from: Oleg on April 06, 2011, 11:16:45 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 06, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 06, 2011, 08:35:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 06, 2011, 07:56:53 AM
Blue line it to Clark & Lake, and cab it from there.  I'm rarely in a cab but I'm guessing 6-8 bucks at most.  It's barely a mile and a quarter which, on a Friday afternoon, should only take you about two hours.

Or he can take the Blue Line to Washington, switch to the Red Line and take that to State and Chicago.  It's a quick walk from there.

That sounds good - I'd like to avoid going by road if possible, because as Mike says it's Friday afternoon and as such I'd probably be better walking.  If I'm understanding the map correctly, though, it seems to me as though it might make sense to go one station further to Monroe, where the Blue and Red appear to be side by side, and then head North.  Am I right?

If you feel like walking tot he Hancock, let me know.  You can exit the blue line at Clinton and I'll walk with you.  We can even make it a short pub crawl, depending on how bags you'll have with you.

Bit of a trek from Clinton Blue to the Hancock, isn't it?  It's got to be getting on for three miles.  I walked everywhere last time I was in town, but that might be a smidge too far with luggage.  I can always dump the bag at the apartment and come back to Clinton, of course - or meet you somewhere in between.  Easier to crawl when you're not weighed down...

Don't they switch trains on those Eurotubes? Grab a red line, take it up to Chicago Ave & you're a couple blocks away.

Yes. we've established that, Fork.  You should probably read Oleg's post again.

That would imply I ever read Oleg's posts.

That you don't read mine is the least something something...

You should get a blog.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Right, you 'orrible lot, time to get serious about this shit.

I'm in discussions with Mike about tickets for games and all things being equal will probably try to go to Saturday or Sunday, and Tuesday and Wednesday.  Are we now decided that we're going to hit up a bar and drink until they throw us out, and if so, when?  Saturday?  Sunday?  Monday?  Saturday, Sunday and Monday?  I want to make this very clear - as long as there are thirsty Desipiots in need of moral support between the 27th May up to and including the 3rd June, they can count on me at any hour or the day or night.

Also, anybody want to come to any of the games?  I know you're going to complain at me for planning things this early, but if I want to get tickets lined up it would be good to know what we're likely to be doing, and when.

I've set up a gmail account, and updated the calendar with what little of my schedule that I already know : tonkfest@googlemail.com.  The password is tonkfest1, so you should all be able to see and amend it if you wish.  I'll try to keep this updated so that anybody who fancies taking part in the festivities will know, even at short notice, what's going on, and where.

I already have a chub.  Even if I never cross paths with a single one of youse guys, and never see a second of baseball, it's eight whole fucking days that are all mine to do with as I wish, and that, gentlemen, is pure gold.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on April 07, 2011, 06:13:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 07, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Right, you 'orrible lot, time to get serious about this shit.

I'm in discussions with Mike about tickets for games and all things being equal will probably try to go to Saturday or Sunday, and Tuesday and Wednesday.  Are we now decided that we're going to hit up a bar and drink until they throw us out, and if so, when?  Saturday?  Sunday?  Monday?  Saturday, Sunday and Monday?  I want to make this very clear - as long as there are thirsty Desipiots in need of moral support between the 27th May up to and including the 3rd June, they can count on me at any hour or the day or night.

Also, anybody want to come to any of the games?  I know you're going to complain at me for planning things this early, but if I want to get tickets lined up it would be good to know what we're likely to be doing, and when.

I've set up a gmail account, and updated the calendar with what little of my schedule that I already know : tonkfest@googlemail.com.  The password is tonkfest1, so you should all be able to see and amend it if you wish.  I'll try to keep this updated so that anybody who fancies taking part in the festivities will know, even at short notice, what's going on, and where.

I already have a chub.  Even if I never cross paths with a single one of youse guys, and never see a second of baseball, it's eight whole fucking days that are all mine to do with as I wish, and that, gentlemen, is pure gold.

I'll gladly go to a game with you.  Just let me know which one.  Mike's seats already have the potato smell on them, so they're perfect.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 07, 2011, 08:19:26 AM
I'm down for a weekend game.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 07, 2011, 08:39:20 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 07, 2011, 08:19:26 AM
I'm down for a weekend game.

Ditto.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 08:42:12 AM
I like cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 07, 2011, 08:51:44 AM
Preference for Sunday.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on April 07, 2011, 08:55:44 AM
I'm sure I'd be good for at least a few drinks and food at some point during the week. Unfortunately, I can't commit to a game yet...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 07, 2011, 09:10:28 AM
I would be down for the Monday game. Also, have any extra for the game at St. Louis on Friday?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too? 

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too? 

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

I'm almost positive that DadPex and I are going to the Saturday game. Party.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 07, 2011, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too?  

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

I'm almost positive that DadPex and I are going to the Saturday game. Party.

I'll start on getting my four for Saturday.

Do I hear Sunday?  Monday against the Astros?  Tuesday?  Wednesday?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 09:59:37 AM
It looks like DadPex is looking to take his new lady friend to Chicago and to the Saturday game, so I'm looking for a ticket to that game one way or another. I'll keep people posted if I run into any. And I'm probably game for Sunday and/or Monday as well. Party.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 07, 2011, 10:01:23 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too?  

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

I'm almost positive that DadPex and I are going to the Saturday game. Party.

I'll start on getting my four for Saturday.

Do I hear Sunday?  Monday against the Astros?  Tuesday?  Wednesday?

I'm willing to get a money order ready for either Saturday or Sunday.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on April 07, 2011, 10:04:10 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too? 

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

I'll check on what's available.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 07, 2011, 10:35:31 AM

I'd be down for a pair, so we can watch LFork hang her head in shame.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 07, 2011, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2011, 09:49:38 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too?  

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

I'm almost positive that DadPex and I are going to the Saturday game. Party.

I'll start on getting my four for Saturday.

Do I hear Sunday?  Monday against the Astros?  Tuesday?  Wednesday?

Monday, fatty, por favor
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 07, 2011, 11:52:25 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 07, 2011, 09:46:34 AM
Between my seats, and the seats that Kerm and Pre have with non-Desipiot Section (sic) 242, and the fact that even though it's a weekend it's Pittsburgh and the face value on the tickets are likely going to be reasonable...we could probably get something going to cover both days as well as in to the week.  There was also a Desipiot Brian who has seats in my aisle, but stopped hanging out here after Fork, Slaky and Apex and I threw a golden sombrero on Rick Ankiel so that's probably not an option.  Still, I know flannj could score some of his at face, and didn't Pex have a share on games last year too? 

I can try to procure as many dates as possible.  Tonker's up for 3 maybe 4 or 5 games so as long as interest is there to fill out the rest of the other seats,  we can go from there.  Get your money orders ready, ogdens.

This seems like a long way from Cheyenne.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 08, 2011, 06:53:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

I have to work during the week b/c I have a job as a notary, but I will drink on one of the weekend days.  And when I say days, I mean start at 10am
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 08, 2011, 06:53:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

I have to work during the week b/c I have a job as a notary, but I will drink on one of the weekend days.  And when I say days, I mean start at 10am

You'll have no complaints from me on that score, Dubbs.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 08, 2011, 07:59:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 08, 2011, 06:53:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

I have to work during the week b/c I have a job as a notary, but I will drink on one of the weekend days.  And when I say days, I mean start at 10am

You'll have no complaints from me on that score, Dubbs.

He drinks Bud Light though.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 08:08:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 08, 2011, 07:59:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 07:45:19 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 08, 2011, 06:53:47 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

I have to work during the week b/c I have a job as a notary, but I will drink on one of the weekend days.  And when I say days, I mean start at 10am

You'll have no complaints from me on that score, Dubbs.

He drinks Bud Light though.

Ah, sorry.  When Dubbs said he'd start drinking at 10am, I presumed he meant alcoholic drinks.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

If I don't get a chance to boo Hunter Pence, I will be sad.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2011, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

If I don't get a chance to boo Hunter Pence, I will be sad.

My seats would be within earshot of Carlos Lee in Left.  Bring some marshmallows to throw at him.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2011, 10:36:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:33:53 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

If I don't get a chance to boo Hunter Pence, I will be sad.

My seats would be within earshot of Carlos Lee in Left.  Bring some marshmallows to throw at him.

Oh, that's right. Eh, as long as I can boo some Astro of some sort, I'll be okay.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

I did, yes, but I'd like to go to a couple games. I don't typically make a point to go to many cubs games during the year so why not go with my favorite European internet friend?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 08, 2011, 10:51:46 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

I did, yes, but I'd like to go to a couple games. I don't typically make a point to go to many cubs games during the year so why not go with my favorite European internet friend?

YOU CAN'T HOG ALL THE TONKER DATES!

Is TEC coming in for this shindig?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:51:46 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

I did, yes, but I'd like to go to a couple games. I don't typically make a point to go to many cubs games during the year so why not go with my favorite European internet friend?

YOU CAN'T HOG ALL THE TONKER DATES!

Is TEC coming in for this shindig?

Fine

*crosses arms, sits on curb*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on April 08, 2011, 11:07:58 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 08, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 06:48:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 08, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Okay, Bort and I are having two of Huey's four for the Wednesday day game against the Asstros.  Anybody else fancy that one?  I don't know whether Mike will be there with us, but there's at least one and maybe two tickets going - first come, first served.  If you're not with us, you're against us.

Also, somebody's clearly been having fun with the gmail account, and fine, I laughed.  I'm looking forward to the Musclebear updates.  Also, as far as I know, Gil isn't planning to come in for Tonkfest, but having looked at the schedule, perhaps that's just as well.

Sure, why not. I'm in.

You said Monday, asshole.

I'm still working on officially procuring these tickets.  Should know by the weekend.  I doubt anyone in my group is staking a claim to a midweek day game against the Astros, though.  Will keep you posted.

If I don't get a chance to boo Hunter Pence, I will be sad.

I should be able to get you within range of Hunter Pence's stick like calves.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
I honestly don't care who I boo, as long as I get some of that delicious rage out of my system.

So, anyone else up for a mid-week day off?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 11:31:52 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
I honestly don't care who I boo, as long as I get some of that delicious rage out of my system.

So, anyone else up for a mid-week day off?

My initial thought was to take Tuesday and Wednesday off. Because my aunt lives by the park, I can obtain some parking passes. Just not sure how many she has/willing to give up.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
I honestly don't care who I boo, as long as I get some of that delicious rage out of my system.

I think the proper question is: who can get Jon closest to the Cubs' bullpen?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 08, 2011, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
I honestly don't care who I boo, as long as I get some of that delicious rage out of my system.

I think the proper question is: who can get Jon closest to the Cubs' bullpen?

Sound like it would be Huey
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 08, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 08, 2011, 12:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 08, 2011, 11:28:53 AM
I honestly don't care who I boo, as long as I get some of that delicious rage out of my system.

I think the proper question is: who can get Jon closest to the Cubs' bullpen?

SNNNNNNORRRRRK!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 10, 2011, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Why?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 11, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?

I hit you thirty times.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 11, 2011, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?

I hit you thirty times.

Mu!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on April 12, 2011, 12:37:54 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 11, 2011, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?

I hit you thirty times.

Mu!

I don't believe you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on April 12, 2011, 08:23:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

"Pissup"?  As in "piss up a rope"?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 08:30:28 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 12, 2011, 08:23:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?

"Pissup"?  As in "piss up a rope"?

Ah, you colonials and your lack of awareness (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/piss-up).  Mind you, don't let me stop you pissing up ropes, Stew, if that's what you like to do.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:09:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 12, 2011, 12:37:54 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 11, 2011, 09:48:14 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 11, 2011, 06:15:53 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 11, 2011, 05:01:37 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 10, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 10, 2011, 01:52:25 PM
We definitely need to invite Henneman (http://www.wbez.org/blog/justin-kaufmann/2011-04-01/opening-day-video-chicagos-1-cubs-fan-or-least-drunkest-84624).

Most people seem to think this is a fake, but perhaps a former Desipiot vouches fot its authenticity?

Quote from: Paul Popovich's Sweat PantsFake? I was asleep under the table with this woman. I vomited on her prosthetic leg and she put some of it in her pocket because she is a romantic and wanted to take a piece of me home.

Blah, blah, blah, you kill all the buddhas, and to whom do you repent?

The Invisible Sky Creature?  Was that a rhetorical question?

I hit you thirty times.

Mu!

I don't believe you.

You shouldn't.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?
Why the hell not, huh?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?
Why the hell not, huh?

That would be perfect.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 09:15:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?
Why the hell not, huh?


Im in.  Who's going to sleepunder the table Friday night at Yakzie's to get a spot?
That would be perfect.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:18:46 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 09:15:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:10:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 12, 2011, 06:50:03 AM
Re:Tonkfest...apparently our seats for 5/28 have been sold...D'OH...I should hope to still procure the seats for the rest of the homestand...willl advise...

Never mind, mate.  Plenty more fish in the sea.

Shall we have the Desipi-pissup that day, then, if tickets are going to be hard to come by?  Who's up for just meeting in a bar to watch that game?
Why the hell not, huh?


Im in.  Who's going to sleepunder the table Friday night at Yakzie's to get a spot?
That would be perfect.

You put the words right into my mouth. (||)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 12, 2011, 09:24:02 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Burke's Web Pub - wait, they don't have grub.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 12, 2011, 09:25:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Iowa
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:30:01 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 12, 2011, 09:25:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

Iowa

That made me laugh.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:36:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:43:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:36:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.

WHy?

Red Ivy has hot broads, beer, and Palermo's pizza.  And a lot of TVs. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:47:32 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:43:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:36:08 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Red Ivy

Geigh.

I don't necessarily think we need to be in Wrigleyville, to be fair.  If we're going to do that, though, we might as well go to Goose Island.

WHy?

Red Ivy has hot broads, beer, and Palermo's pizza.  And a lot of TVs. 

Goose Island has beer.  Red Ivy has specials on Jäger buckets and Smirnoff bombs.

Having said that, the hot broads do sound tempting.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on April 12, 2011, 10:04:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Feck off, the both of you
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 12, 2011, 10:08:28 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 12, 2011, 10:04:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 12, 2011, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 12, 2011, 09:23:07 AM
Okay, if Saturday will be the Desipi-pissup, where are we going to do it?

Wherever it is, it needs to have :

1. Beer
2. Grub
3. A relaxed stance on large groups of middle-aged men getting absolutely trolleyed
4. A "no Irish" policy

Any suggestions?

No suggestions, but I like the way you think.

Feck off, the both of you

PIPE DOWN, SEAMUS.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 12, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

And there's one across the street from my house.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

I positive this and also nominate The Dark Horse. It has an outdoor beer garden with teh big screen projector TVs. Hamburgers are decent. Relatively Chad-free and the waitresses are teh hot.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 12:12:57 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 12, 2011, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

And there's one across the street from my house.



Let's take our European friend to our fake German beer hall. He'll love it!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 12:26:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

I positive this and also nominate The Dark Horse. It has an outdoor beer garden with teh big screen projector TVs. Hamburgers are decent. Relatively Chad-free and the waitresses are teh hot.

Great beer garden with outdoor TVs and about a billion smoking hot chicks - Kirkwood. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 12:41:25 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 12, 2011, 12:26:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 12, 2011, 12:09:18 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

I positive this and also nominate The Dark Horse. It has an outdoor beer garden with teh big screen projector TVs. Hamburgers are decent. Relatively Chad-free and the waitresses are teh hot.

Great beer garden with outdoor TVs and about a billion smoking hot chicks - Kirkwood. 

You're a caricature of yourself.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Shooter on April 12, 2011, 07:27:51 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 12, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
2 ideas

Scheffields-- Nice outdoor beer garden, good beer  and some pretty good Que to go with it www.sheffieldschicago.com

Uberstein-- fake german beer hall, yeah, but with real german beer in those lovely 1L steins http://www.yelp.com/biz/uberstein-chicago#hrid:fsfXvLMGFcoxIlFm4BT8xQ

Sheffield's is a very good choice.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 13, 2011, 11:31:49 AM

There's a Cheesecake Factory in Skokie.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 15, 2011, 08:27:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.

I'll have my morts pressed and rolled for the occasion.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on April 15, 2011, 09:24:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2011, 08:27:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.

I'll have my morts pressed and rolled for the occasion.

I'll have my sideburns oiled and groomed.

(||)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 15, 2011, 10:56:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2011, 08:27:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.

I'll have my morts pressed and rolled for the occasion.

HE'S STEALING MY BIT!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 15, 2011, 11:04:28 AM
Quote from: morpheus on April 15, 2011, 10:56:32 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 15, 2011, 08:27:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.

I'll have my morts pressed and rolled for the occasion.

HE'S STEALING MY BIT!

It's your world, dude. I'm just tanning my upper thighs in it. (||)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 15, 2011, 11:05:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 15, 2011, 08:12:58 AM
Okay, so, in absence of a better idea :

Desipi-pissup:

11:00 onwards, Saturday 28th May, Sheffield's, 3258 N. Sheffield.

Be there, or... don't.  I'M NOT GOING TO BEG.

Shirtless hugs all round.  Especially for BC.

Fortunately the house special is Malort & Banana Creme Muscle Milk.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on April 17, 2011, 05:58:14 AM
I'm pretty sure this isn't what I was looking for (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML3w4HIMHpY).
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on April 19, 2011, 02:34:06 PM
Is smg meeting us out?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on April 19, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 17, 2011, 05:58:14 AM
I'm pretty sure this isn't what I was looking for (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML3w4HIMHpY).

Rick Roll?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on April 19, 2011, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 19, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 17, 2011, 05:58:14 AM
I'm pretty sure this isn't what I was looking for (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML3w4HIMHpY).

Rick Roll?

Not in the least. I'll admit the details are hazy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Powdered Toast Man on May 06, 2011, 07:47:59 AM
Hey guys.  What's crackalatin?  I won't be able to make it to Tonkest.  The wife and I are building a house (IN THIS ECONOMY!) and things are going to be pretty hectic (read:  expensive) during the summer.  Hope y'all do it big and wish I could be there.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 06, 2011, 08:09:40 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 06, 2011, 07:47:59 AM
Hey guys.  What's crackalatin?  I won't be able to make it to Tonkest.  The wife and I are building a house (IN THIS ECONOMY!) and things are going to be pretty hectic (read:  expensive) during the summer.  Hope y'all do it big and wish I could be there.

That damn Obama really making your llife hell, ain't he?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 06, 2011, 08:24:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

With your European money you can buy the town!

I don't see anything wrong with shopping on Michigan Ave but you can head out to Bucktown and the many Akira stores for some decent crapola. Oak St is nice too. I'm sure there's a ton more.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on May 06, 2011, 08:40:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2011, 08:24:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

With your European money you can buy the town!

I don't see anything wrong with shopping on Michigan Ave but you can head out to Bucktown and the many Akira stores for some decent crapola. Oak St is nice too. I'm sure there's a ton more.

Do all my shopping at Costco.  Looks terrible, but you get lots of it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 06, 2011, 08:47:17 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 06, 2011, 08:40:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2011, 08:24:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

With your European money you can buy the town!

I don't see anything wrong with shopping on Michigan Ave but you can head out to Bucktown and the many Akira stores for some decent crapola. Oak St is nice too. I'm sure there's a ton more.

Do all my shopping at Costco.  Looks terrible, but you get lots of it.

I knew you were the kind of guy who would wear an economy sized can of Beef Ravioli with suspenders.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on May 06, 2011, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I can point you in the direction of some tasseled shoes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 09:09:29 AM
Quote from: Brownie on May 06, 2011, 08:58:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I can point you in the direction of some tasseled shoes.

TDubbs can tell you where to pick up a pair of gay jeans.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on May 06, 2011, 09:11:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

Interested in argyle?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:45:04 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:32:45 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:26:45 AM
Quote from: Eli on May 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

I don't have a "thing," so I can offer nothing.

I thought your "thing" was snarky statfhaggotry? Or am I thinking of Ken Tremendous?

Well, since I compare favorably to the early writings of Tremendous, I can see why you'd be confused.

[Note to self: Insert Paul reference here later.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 06, 2011, 10:50:31 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 06, 2011, 10:12:34 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 06, 2011, 10:02:30 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 06, 2011, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 08:53:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.  I'm guessing that, despite its proximity to where I'm staying, Michigan Avenue isn't the place to go.  Any top tips from the sartorially switched-on amongst you?

I haven't really met a single Desipiot whom I would want to take me clothes shopping. My woman dresses me.

I know the best monocle and spats boutiques.


I can offer some fine spots to get your sideburns groomed.

I can show you around the nearest Brooks Brothers.

Dentures, canes, walkers and any other needs for the elderly. I can lend you my AARP card.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Is this the part where I say about hemp?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 06, 2011, 11:15:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 11:12:57 AM
Is this the part where I say about hemp?
The whole say?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 06, 2011, 11:28:47 AM
Actually if it's clothihng you want you will be in the right area.
I should know I married an expert.

Besides all the individual storefronts and depaartment stores you have multiple malls as well:

http://www.shop900.com/directory/

http://www.shopwatertower.com/directory

http://www.theshopsatnorthbridge.com/Map/
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

How long before the Pens make a pilgrimage?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

How long before the Pens make a pilgrimage?

We got a doll, backpack and stroller from Grandma.

ToddlerPen uses Buzz Lightyear's laser on it. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on May 06, 2011, 12:02:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?

Finally, a chance for you to use your improv skills.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 06, 2011, 12:02:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?

Finally, a chance for you to use your improv skills.

You said "skills." *blushes*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 06, 2011, 12:02:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?

Finally, a chance for you to use your improv skills.

You said "skills." *blushes*


I'm sure he meant "skillz".
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 12:26:16 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 06, 2011, 12:19:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 06, 2011, 12:02:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?

Finally, a chance for you to use your improv skills.

You said "skills." *blushes*


I'm sure he meant "skillz".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7zOKUwfPTQ
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 01:04:12 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

Are you serious? What dialect you wanna hear?

I look forward to hearing your Geordie.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on May 06, 2011, 01:12:14 PM
Just go down to Wrigleyville. That's where I buy all of my shirts.
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Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 06, 2011, 01:55:41 PM
Back to the game tickets...

I've got Sunday May 29th nailed down ($42) and Tuesday May 31st ($31) as well.  Still working on the June first day game and Monday May 30th.   I already told Tonks and TEC that they have right of first refusal for both games.  The rest of your turdloads can speak up now for the other three (per game).
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 06, 2011, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2011, 01:55:41 PM
Back to the game tickets...

I've got Sunday May 29th nailed down ($42) and Tuesday May 31st ($31) as well.  Still working on the June first day game and Monday May 30th.   I already told Tonks and TEC that they have right of first refusal for both games.  The rest of your turdloads can speak up now for the other three (per game).

Huey - Tonker
You both have a PM
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 02:29:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 06, 2011, 02:07:46 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 06, 2011, 01:55:41 PM
Back to the game tickets...

I've got Sunday May 29th nailed down ($42) and Tuesday May 31st ($31) as well.  Still working on the June first day game and Monday May 30th.   I already told Tonks and TEC that they have right of first refusal for both games.  The rest of your turdloads can speak up now for the other three (per game).

Huey - Tonker
You both have a PM

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Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 06, 2011, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.

You know, I need precisely the same sort of stuff.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 06, 2011, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 04:00:23 AM
I want to do some clothes shopping while I'm in town - jeans, t-shirts, that kind of thing.

You know, I need precisely the same sort of stuff.

This made me laugh.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Saul Goodman on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Yeah, but France is a soft target compared to those filthy Geordies.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 07, 2011, 05:56:42 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 07, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

They even believe in the substitute Macedonians.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 07, 2011, 07:41:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 07, 2011, 05:56:42 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd

*burns Georgia*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 07, 2011, 11:54:11 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 07, 2011, 07:41:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 07, 2011, 05:56:42 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside.  

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British Southern person's good side, insult some other part of the island Dixie and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Those filthy Georgians'd

*burns Georgia*

*applauds*

I hate them so much.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate (http://www.celtnet.org.uk/recipes/miscellaneous/fetch-recipe.php?rid=misc-auld-alliance), you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 08, 2011, 10:52:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.

We get it. You've seen Braveheart.

(http://i.imgur.com/GIDJe.jpg)

Or maybe Thunderball.

(http://i.imgur.com/wy98x.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on May 08, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate (http://www.celtnet.org.uk/recipes/miscellaneous/fetch-recipe.php?rid=misc-auld-alliance), you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 03:50:02 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 08, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate (http://www.celtnet.org.uk/recipes/miscellaneous/fetch-recipe.php?rid=misc-auld-alliance), you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 09, 2011, 09:24:05 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 03:50:02 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 08, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate (http://www.celtnet.org.uk/recipes/miscellaneous/fetch-recipe.php?rid=misc-auld-alliance), you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".

And a corollary: if he had been talking about Canadian whisky, he would have shot himself in the face.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on May 09, 2011, 09:28:28 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 09:24:05 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 03:50:02 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 08, 2011, 12:15:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 08, 2011, 02:44:32 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 07, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 07, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 07, 2011, 04:04:41 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 07, 2011, 01:22:01 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 06, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 06, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on May 06, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 06, 2011, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 06, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
I had a feeling this might be what I was going to get, and you didn't disappoint.  I love you guys.

(||)

Seriously, though, if you're looking for some real deal American Yankee blue jeans, there is a Levi's Store on Michigan Ave.

And an American Girl store.

Why buy an American girl when I can get one for free just by opening my mouth?

I don't know what you thought, Tonks. But that whole gnarly Brithish teeth game doesn't really play stateside. 

Asshurt because you'll never have a Brithish accent, Pex?

I wanted a British accent.  I'm asshurt.

I'd be terrified that I'd end up with Mancunian or Scouse.

Even Mancs and Scousers are grateful that they're not Brummie.

If you ever want to get on a British person's good side, insult some other part of the island and the Tribalism will kick in hard.

Or better yet France. You just can't go wrong there. Maybe the Irish dig them still, I don't know.

Not since the Thierry Henry handball.

Slak is right - you won't find too many Irishmen who have forgiven the French yet.  Scotland and France famously have a "Auld Alliance", founded on a mutual hatred of the English and dating back to the 13th Century.  If you've never mixed whisky and Roquefort cheese together into a pate (http://www.celtnet.org.uk/recipes/miscellaneous/fetch-recipe.php?rid=misc-auld-alliance), you should try it.

I still fucking hate them though.  Such a beautiful country, and such a bunch of wankers.

In this context when you say "whisky" you mean to say what we call "Scotch"?  Forget that.  Dumb question.

The serious answer to the dumb question is that, had I been talking about Irish, Bourbon or Rye, I'd have spelled it "whiskey".

And a corollary: if he had been talking about Canadian whisky, he would have shot himself in the face.

SKO approves this message.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 09, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 09, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 01:22:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 09, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Tits. I'm going to have to hit up Target and get a new shirt for this romp.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2011, 01:27:52 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 01:22:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 09, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Tits. I'm going to have to hit up Target and get a new shirt for this romp.

Extra Medium?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 09, 2011, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on May 09, 2011, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 09, 2011, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 09, 2011, 01:51:25 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:19:57 PM
Quote from: Oleg on May 09, 2011, 01:16:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Best.  Plan.  Ever.

I don't mind telling you, I really gave it some thought.

Seriously, this plan should be framed and put on the wall of the Desipio Hunting Lodge.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 09, 2011, 02:01:06 PM
Quote from: BH on May 09, 2011, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 09, 2011, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!

I've had the sleeves cut off, too!  Show off the pipes that could shut down a room full of hostage-takers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 02:05:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 09, 2011, 02:01:06 PM
Quote from: BH on May 09, 2011, 01:46:45 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 09, 2011, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 09, 2011, 01:13:22 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time TBD.

So, Oleg... a couple of beers downtown somewhere a bong session in the hotel room to get warmed up, and then on to Galway Bay?

Better plan'd.

Huey will bring his Miles jersey!

I've had the sleeves cut off, too!  Show off the pipes that could shut down a room full of hostage-takers.

Extra Medium Shirt for that sweet fit.
Extra tight to let my muscles bulge (||)
My Extra Medium Shirt makes women lose control.
Baby, baby!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on May 09, 2011, 02:52:16 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

Already calendered in my Walkman.  And is there a line of potential sponsors for Malort?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 09, 2011, 02:52:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

By RSVP, you mean "yell off a rooftop' right?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 09, 2011, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 02:52:58 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 12:19:02 PM

Friday night, 5/27...

Galway Bay, 500 W. Diversey.

1 hour open bar for first 50 RSVPs, compliments of Hockeenight's prospective sponsor, Jeppson's Malort.

Drink specials afterward.

Time 8:00 PM.

Synchronize beltwatches.

By RSVP, you mean "yell off a rooftop' right?

HEY MAW! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

(http://66.135.44.74/uploads/1187242572.gif)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on May 09, 2011, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."

In chicago, you say "dibs".
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 09, 2011, 03:16:37 PM
Quote from: BH on May 09, 2011, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
How does one literally RSVP? Can I just say, "in," or do I need to do something formal with somebody somewhere?

"In."

In chicago, you say "dibs".

We get it, BH. You got a writing gig on Chicago Code.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on May 16, 2011, 10:07:10 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on spike the football .

'Pexasshurt'd.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 16, 2011, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 16, 2011, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on May 16, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 14, 2011, 10:44:49 PM
My dentist today suggested that he might let me sleep in the lobby and lock up in the morning if I somehow miss the last train as a consequence of this event.

[Edit.--I forget whether this was before or after the Warren Zevon mention.]

I feel like this story is missing something, like a beginning and an end.

The middle needs a little development as well.

I wasn't going to pile on.

Zevon never went to the doctor but saw his dentist regular as clockwork. I had a coughing fit at the dentist and he asked if I wanted a glass of water, and I said, "no, it's probably a malignancy."
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on May 24, 2011, 04:21:12 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Yeti might need the extra seats for thigh spillage and snacks.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 02:36:48 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

So will you have BC staying with you guys?  Does this mean Morph can crash at my place?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 25, 2011, 08:50:15 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

I feel the urge to film this whole thing. Try to talk me out of it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 11:53:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 02:36:48 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

So will you have BC staying with you guys?  Does this mean Morph can crash at my place?

I've never been to this W, so I don't know if we're going to have a couch. And if we wind up checking in during the middle of night, it might be kind of obvious. I suppose we could try to get there beforehand and scope it out.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:43:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

Guess we'll need you in it then.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:47:22 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

Aye. 'Tis.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7591.msg238794#msg238794
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on May 26, 2011, 01:50:19 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

PANK likes big wangs in his pictures.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 27, 2011, 12:43:17 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

Still plenty of good seats available to watch your Desipiot Heroes take on the local blue-collar scuz on the 16" Softball diamond  Tuesday night. If you like men in tight pants, I'll be there, sweaty as hell, bent over at the waist alot while pitching and hitting the occasional home run. If you like short men with banged up knees, Oleg will be there with his hitter box. If you like ballroom dancing, obscure hockey factoids and workout jeans, Fork will be there chatting up anybody and everybody behind the dish. And if you like timeless, gut-splittingly hilarious fits of rage complete with buckets of spittle and asspain, Huey will be there as well. But if you like sexy bearded men with rifle arms and prodigious power, go to San Francisco, cuz that's where Slaky will be while we flounder in his absence.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on May 27, 2011, 12:43:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

I, for one, saw what you did there.  And I approve.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on May 27, 2011, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 27, 2011, 12:43:17 PM
But if you like sexy bearded men with rifle arms and prodigious power, go to San Francisco, cuz that's where Slaky will be while we flounder in his absence.

I hear that plays well in San Francisco, too.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 28, 2011, 01:20:53 AM

Before anyone else does it...

YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE FUCKING JOB!

AND THAT'S TO LISTEN TO ME!




Stupid Malort.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 02:12:49 AM
TANK JOHNSON IS GOING TO GET US ALL SHOT! BY THE POLICE! YOU FUCKING WIGGER!!!!!

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 08:44:50 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 02:12:49 AM
TANK JOHNSON IS GOING TO GET US ALL SHOT! BY THE POLICE! YOU FUCKING WIGGER!!!!!



Huh?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 28, 2011, 09:36:40 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2011, 01:20:53 AM

Before anyone else does it...

YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE FUCKING JOB!

AND THAT'S TO LISTEN TO ME!




Stupid Malort.

So did Gordo Busfield stumble downstairs into that place after I left or something?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:52:58 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...

What's at 11? 


Oh, shit...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:29:59 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

Yes, I did.  First thing this morning.

Where the fuck did all my money go, by the way?  Also, how the hell did I actually manage to get flannj's present back here in one piece?

See you at Sheffield's later.  I may not be there for 1100 as planned, if I'm honest...

I got one too. I showed it to TPex and she was sort of asshurt. She said she'd, "smack that bitch into some weight-loss." I laughed.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 28, 2011, 01:13:18 PM
I have no idea what went I missed my not flying up there, but apparently, I was supposed to get raped in the sbox last night. (http://hje.me/sbox//dlog.php?date=2011-05-27)  I batched it by not showing up.

I'm very sorry I screwed that up for you all.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 28, 2011, 03:23:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 10:00:15 AM
Well, Chicago girls certainly aren't backward in coming forward.

Did you get a Friend Request from "Soapytitwank?"

I think I avoided even telling them my name.  Winner.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
Well, at least I found my glasses.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 28, 2011, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
Well, at least I found my glasses.

That's a surprise given you were drinking Malort on the rocks.


And enjoying it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 28, 2011, 06:31:10 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2011, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 04:32:40 PM
Well, at least I found my glasses.

That's a surprise given you were drinking Malort on the rocks.


And enjoying it.

You say that like that's odd.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
I am now home and alive. Tonker talks a lot of anal sex, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
I am now home and alive. Tonker talks a lot of anal sex, that's for sure.

Did I mention that you put your hand in my mouth twice last night?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on May 28, 2011, 09:54:00 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 28, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
I am now home and alive. Tonker talks a lot of anal sex, that's for sure.

Did I mention that you put your hand in my mouth twice last night?

No, but I do like cuddling. I told you I wanted to be big spoon anyway
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:37:15 PM
You all are a great bunch of dudes. Even Chuck. Thanks for the memories.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:37:15 PM
You all are a great bunch of dudes. Even Chuck. Thanks for the memories.

You have memories?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 28, 2011, 11:50:04 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:37:15 PM
You all are a great bunch of dudes. Even Chuck. Thanks for the memories.

You have memories?

Like the corners of the mind.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:51:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 28, 2011, 11:44:06 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 28, 2011, 11:37:15 PM
You all are a great bunch of dudes. Even Chuck. Thanks for the memories.

You have memories?

Flashbacks mostly.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

In order of appearance :

Yetti, BC, Wheezer, Oleg, Peck, Shooter, the Hawk, Section 242, Morph, Powen.  Outstanding barbeque at the Pork Shoppe.  I kicked everybody's arse at bowling.

Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on May 29, 2011, 10:06:07 AM
There was bowling?  And Shooter showed up?

Fuck you guys.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on May 29, 2011, 10:10:39 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

BC, Yetti, and Wheezer were there by the time I arrived.  Tonker, also, was already and was looking much less worse for the wear than I expected.  I lied, Yetti wasn't yet there as he was parking the car, which I'm told smelled of leftover meat wrapped in bacon that had been festering in the Chicago weather overnight.  My theory is that it would be devoured by Yetti and BC before they ever made south of Kankakee, with no silverware at that.

We hung out at Sheffield's for a bit, got accosted by some old dude who introduced himself as 'Shooter'.  A fine bloke, he managed to drink more beer than any non-Irishman should ever need to.  Holy shit, Shooter is really good at it.  He's also really good a paying for cabs (I'm pretty sure I owe you at least a fin).  Sometime before Randy Wells did his best Anthony Young impersonation, we were joined by Section 242, who is much more of a Shoutbox/CT creation than a Desipiot.  He threatened to cut off my nose if I didn't take his tickets for Monday's game, so here we are, my nose still attached.  By this time we were also joined by Morph, who was also looking much more chipper than I expected him to look.  We watched the Cubs game (fuck you who's ever idea that was), then ventured to Belmont and California to indulge in some awesome BBQ at the Pork Shoppe (http://www.yelp.com/biz/pork-shoppe-chicago#hrid:SMd1zkzJYvEEasUvb5LffQ).  We then stumbled to Cody's...well, stumbled out of the cab anyway.

While at Cody's drinking and shooting some darts in their downstairs room so as not to offend the usual Saturday afternoon drinkers, we were greeted by a guy who threatened to stab us.  Once we proved we wanted no part of his wallet nor that we had ever even stepped foot in Peru, much less conspired to mug him there, he relented, put away his stabbing knife and introduced himself as Powen.  He was then followed downstairs by his brother, who looks very little like him and some cute chick who kept trying to put her mouth all over Powen's brother's junk.  I'm assuming she was finally successful once they had both departed the public house.

Powen, Apex (who, I failed to mention above, also met us at Sheffield's and had a very interesting experience in the bathroom there), Tonker, Shooter, and I then managed to lift ourselves off the Cody's stools to catch another cab to Diversey Rock N Bowl.  We ended up meeting some 'real' friends of mine and no matter how many times I say it, "they're friends of mine from the internet' still sounds both horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So, we bowled and Shooter took some power naps and we all headed in our separate ways, only to know we shall meet again.

edit:  Dammit.  I left out TheHawk and his hot co-workers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 29, 2011, 11:26:51 AM
QuoteApex (who, I failed to mention above, also met us at Sheffield's and had a very interesting experience in the bathroom there),

Rocked my hoop, I did. (||)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on May 29, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
The lady had a great time,surprisingly. Said you are all a great group. Ha. Yetti did get beer all over her feet. Good to see everybody again. Glad Chad missed the whole thing.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on May 29, 2011, 12:33:57 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 29, 2011, 11:26:51 AM
QuoteApex (who, I failed to mention above, also met us at Sheffield's and had a very interesting experience in the bathroom there),

Rocked my hoop, I did. (||)

The shat I took in that back bathroom smelled of bacon and beef

Quote from: SKO on May 29, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
The lady had a great time,surprisingly. Said you are all a great group. Ha. Yetti did get beer all over her feet. Good to see everybody again. Glad Chad missed the whole thing.

My bad. I was drunk though. I don't recall spilling anything then, but recollection of events may be fuzzy
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 29, 2011, 01:43:10 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 29, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
The lady had a great time,surprisingly.

How could she not?  She gets introduced to someone for the first time ever and says, with a smile, "Oh, you're Chuck!  Fuck you!"  And the guy she's being introduced to laughs.

How could she not?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Shooter on May 29, 2011, 05:03:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2011, 10:06:07 AM
There was bowling?  And Shooter showed up?

Fuck you guys.
At least one of those things would have been a letdown.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

You should have had the Bacon Bomb, Tank.  It is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:56 AM
So... How was Tonkfest Proper on Saturday, fellas? Anyone actually make it?

I had planned on attending, of course, but couldn't figure out how to make the trip down to Wrigleyville while remaining curled up in a fetal position muttering to myself about 'making some changes in my life.'

Fuck you, Malort.

I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

You should have had the Bacon Bomb, Tank.  It is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Plus, it kind of tastes like socks.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on May 29, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 29, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on May 29, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 29, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.

Man, I pity the cleaning staff at the W.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 29, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
I am greatly relieved that there are no reported fatalities.

Actually, my camera leapt to its death immediately after recording the horrible sounds coming from Yeti's drunken coma.

Man, I pity the cleaning staff at the W.

BC loves him some towels, but I think we left things in good order. You may recall hear recounted Yeti's attaining enlightenment at Sheffield's.

[Edit.--The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 29, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on May 29, 2011, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 29, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 30, 2011, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2011, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 29, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.

Were you drinking it on the rocks?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 30, 2011, 01:38:20 AM
Quote from: flannj on May 30, 2011, 01:21:29 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2011, 11:55:27 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 29, 2011, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 29, 2011, 08:10:00 PM
The Malort seems to have a time-delay hangover component on top of the other genetic susceptibility.

I told you.

Well, I was fine.

Were you drinking it on the rocks?

Yeah, we had the only two Old-Fashioned glasses in the place accounted for. The sustained assault I mounted on time itself once finding the corner stool may have some role here.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on May 30, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 30, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 30, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on May 30, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 30, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 30, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.

Huey told me that I could offer it up to a fellow hilljack so I have someone coming with me tomorrow
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on May 30, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 30, 2011, 05:57:12 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 30, 2011, 05:44:54 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 30, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

I took the third ticket....did anyone end up taking the last one?

I don't think so.  I have it, though, and will bring it with me so anybody that wants it can just rock up.  Tony, PM me your cell number.

Huey told me that I could offer it up to a fellow hilljack so I have someone coming with me tomorrow

Two hilljacks from downstate and a hoosier. Poor Tonker. I PM'd you guys my number.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 30, 2011, 10:43:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why).

How do you feel about turnips? I'm rolling with the glucosinolate idea.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 31, 2011, 09:33:58 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.

Tank is one of the more awesome drunks I've encountered. One happy-ass sumbitch. Shame he's going to have to give it all up.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on May 31, 2011, 09:48:51 AM
Are the pics online yet?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 31, 2011, 10:41:32 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 31, 2011, 09:29:12 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 30, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 29, 2011, 09:50:18 AM
Great to see you Friday - that was fun, wasn't it?

In all likelihood... Yes.

Yes it was.

Probably.

Quote from: CT III on May 29, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
I want to know how one shot of Malort put you down for the count.

I know had at least two shots of that devil's piss that evening (though I couldn't begin to tell you why). Still, that's enough to get this old lightweight headed down the wrong path. The Swedes have figured out how to liquify evil, my friends.

Add in Morph the Enabler jumping up to buy my a pint of Smithwick's to replace the one I shattered on the floor at Pex's feet (when a kinder man might have cut me off) and then whatever the hell I went on to drink at whatever the hell bar we ended up at after Soapytitwank scared Tonks away from Galway and you can stuff your suburbs in a sack, mister.

For some reason this moniker made me LOL.  Anyway, I paid for my excesses on Saturday afternoon.  Some fucking parade or whatever closed half of the Loop, so I ended up in stop-and-go traffic from the minute the Ike ended all the way up into River North.  I could not get west at all, and the LSD was jammed, so I ended up on fucking Michigan Ave., going north, just dying to find a way west so I could park near the red line.  Of course, that was when the Malort and other toxins reared their ugly heads.  Finally, on Michigan Ave and Ohio or so, I couldn't hold it back anymore and opened my car door and voided two monstrous jets of stomach acid, Malort, beer, and breakfast.  Naturally, it turned out that I had stopped right in a crosswalk and people were recoiling in horror.  So I looked up, said "sorry." (think Belushi in Animal House) and drove on.  Thank heavens for the Pork Shoppe, which saved my day.

And thus it came to pass that Morph the Enabler became Morph the Projectile Vomiter.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
He looks friendly enough.

(http://i.imgur.com/WFcix.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2011, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
He looks friendly enough.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/the-harbinger.jpg)

SKO looks practically evil in that picture.  Is that ESKO next to him?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 31, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 04:42:54 PM
He looks friendly enough.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/the-harbinger.jpg)

That, my friends, was a 21-shot round...our very own 21-gun salute.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
The cantos will be fine, so long as the bathrooms in Pisa weren't designed by a madman.

(http://i.imgur.com/Zqhjz.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2011, 05:31:30 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 05:27:12 PM
The cantos will be fine, so long as the bathrooms in Pisa weren't designed by a madman.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/ezra-bc.jpg)

BC needs to shave.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 31, 2011, 05:34:05 PM
I forgot to post this pic of powen01 taken in the bathroom stall at Cody's. (||)

(http://ruderformssurvive.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/abc_george_2_090208_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 07:47:58 PM
I'm guessing that my failure to recall the taking of this goes along with my failure to notice that Tonk's left hand is horribly mangled.

(http://i.imgur.com/fRK6g.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 08:18:29 PM
Verily was there consideration of the nature of existence.

(http://i.imgur.com/Cgl0C.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 08:27:19 PM
The absence of TDubbs of course weighed upon all of good will and sound mind.

(http://i.imgur.com/YMQtf.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 08:38:56 PM
Chuck relents after finding himself wrong about concerns over the need to "check Tonker's papers."

(http://i.imgur.com/KSnUB.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM
Relax, the actual flag-burning is later.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZVYyF.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:24:00 PM
OK, I think this is the last one unless there is a call for the multiple instantiations of Yeti's bronchospasms. Note the psychic flannj framing.

(http://i.imgur.com/wjxRT.jpg)

[Edit.--And Frodog's immanent tonsure.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on June 01, 2011, 01:01:14 AM
When I last saw Tonker he was getting on a southbound train at Paulina, and I was going to get on a northbound train. But a CTA worker said some dude fell on the tracks at Diversey, so I took a cab home. Tonk, if you're reading this, get off the train and take a cab.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tony on June 01, 2011, 01:01:14 AM
When I last saw Tonker he was getting on a southbound train at Paulina, and I was going to get on a northbound train. But a CTA worker said some dude fell on the tracks at Diversey, so I took a cab home. Tonk, if you're reading this, get off the train and take a cab.

I actually got past Diversey on the Brown, but there was no danger of any Red line trains running, I don't think, so I got off at Sedgwick and got a cab from there...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on June 01, 2011, 03:39:23 AM
Thank you, Tonk for coming into town for all this. Both times I've been up have been good times, regardless on how well the Cubs have fared. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go make out with my pillow
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:24:00 PM
OK, I think this is the last one unless there is a call for the multiple instantiations of Yeti's bronchospasms. Note the psychic flannj framing.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/grasshopper.jpg)

[Edit.--And Frodog's immanent tonsure.]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on June 01, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

I'd invite myself to one of these.



Also, Tonker after the Cubs performance last night I'm thinking that the next time you come into town you should do it when the team is on the road.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on June 01, 2011, 07:27:59 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:24:00 PM
OK, I think this is the last one unless there is a call for the multiple instantiations of Yeti's bronchospasms. Note the psychic flannj framing.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/grasshopper.jpg)

[Edit.--And Frodog's immanent tonsure.]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Ditto.
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

I'd invite myself to one of these.



Also, Tonker after the Cubs performance last night I'm thinking that the next time you come into town you should do it when the team is on the road.

I'd probably invite myself to a Friday one. At least, that sounds like something I would do.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:24:00 PM
OK, I think this is the last one unless there is a call for the multiple instantiations of Yeti's bronchospasms. Note the psychic flannj framing.

(http://ghajek.freeshell.org/grasshopper.jpg)

[Edit.--And Frodog's immanent tonsure.]

I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: R-V on June 01, 2011, 09:29:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

LOCK: CONFIRMED.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 01, 2011, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on June 01, 2011, 10:02:21 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 01, 2011, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?

The whole we?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 01, 2011, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:39:22 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 08:19:24 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 01, 2011, 06:32:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 01, 2011, 01:13:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 31, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
Well SF was a blast but I missed out. Word is Oleg, Tonk and myself have something brewing for Thursday night. Unless I'm taking crazy pills.

We do, and that's as may be.  Looking forward to it, old chum.

How about a ShoutLunch on Thursday or Friday at that one thingamabob place in River North that was discussed a while back?

There's already a lunch planned Thursday at Heaven on Seven, if I'm not mistaken.

Note: I hear RV may attend.

12:30 tomorrow at Heaven on 7 on Wabash.

RV is a LOCK for attendance.

I can't make lunch on Thursday.  How we just do another one on Friday at that River North joint that Huey thinks Slaky mentioned?

I don't know... I feel like we're already spreading RV pretty thin as it is.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on June 01, 2011, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM
Relax, the actual flag-burning is later.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZVYyF.jpg)

Once again, the only picture of Bort is a "last known photo" type of picture.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 01, 2011, 12:37:56 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Somewhere in Peoria, Gil just got a sympathy erection.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on June 01, 2011, 01:30:37 PM
Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on June 01, 2011, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 01:30:37 PM
Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?

As usual, people aren't nearly as big of douches in person as they are on the Internet.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 01:39:30 PM
Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 01:30:37 PM
Sounds like you all and Fro are bros now?

Yeah, he's jumped you in the standings unfortunately.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on June 01, 2011, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on June 01, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?

I cannot tell a lie. Also, she's now glad that the razzing of this crowd has given me the impetus to possibly consider going and getting a new haircut. She's spent many a year trying to get me to put any kind of effort into not looking like a schmuck.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 02:37:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 02:16:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 02:01:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 12:36:31 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 01, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 01, 2011, 11:36:55 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: SKO on June 01, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
I can't see any of these. This is most unfortunate.

Titto.

Are these fixed now?

Yes.
Can you make the people better looking now?

EDIT: I suppose that was what the Malort was for.

I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. Apparently ESKO thought you were quite the handsome dude.

Wait... what?

She thought I was handsome? And she approves of your haircut?

Are there no optometrists in Bugtussle County?

I cannot tell a lie. Also, she's now glad that the razzing of this crowd has given me the impetus to possibly consider going and getting a new haircut. She's spent many a year trying to get me to put any kind of effort into not looking like a schmuck.

Ask Powen where he gets his hair did. I think he and John Edwards have the same guy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on June 01, 2011, 07:53:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 01, 2011, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM
Relax, the actual flag-burning is later.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZVYyF.jpg)

Once again, the only picture of Bort is a "last known photo" type of picture.

"Sir Not Appearing In This Film"
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on June 01, 2011, 08:44:29 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 01, 2011, 07:53:34 PM
Quote from: morpheus on June 01, 2011, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 31, 2011, 09:08:50 PM
Relax, the actual flag-burning is later.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZVYyF.jpg)

Once again, the only picture of Bort is a "last known photo" type of picture.

"Sir Not Appearing In This Film"

THAT role is taken.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on June 02, 2011, 04:38:28 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?

Or ten
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?

Answer Oleg's texts. Also, the Cubs aren't playing today. But you meant Saturday.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?

Answer Oleg's texts. Also, the Cubs aren't playing today. But you meant Saturday.



Eh, I didn't text anyway.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 02, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 04:47:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?

Answer Oleg's texts. Also, the Cubs aren't playing today. But you meant Saturday.



Eh, I didn't text anyway.

MY GOD
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 02, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
I thought Friday was his last night in town. (Baby doll, are you down? I get around.)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
I thought Friday was his last night in town. (Baby doll, are you down? I get around.)

I'm sure it is.  I think Slaky, this time, was wronger than Chuck and PenFoe's illegitimate slave child.

Having said THAT, we are meeting at Big Star tonight at 8 for some delicious tacos, followed by some live music somewhere.  Not sure where yet.

That is all.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 02, 2011, 04:44:45 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
Gentlemen:  Cubs-Cards.  Tonk's last night in town.

Who's up for a beer?

Answer Oleg's texts. Also, the Cubs aren't playing today. But you meant Saturday.



Slak's partially right, in that I should have mentioned that I meant tomorrow (Friday) night.  Sounds like Huey might be up for a beer... anybody else?

See you boys in an hour or so.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 02, 2011, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
I thought Friday was his last night in town. (Baby doll, are you down? I get around.)

I'm sure it is.  I think Slaky, this time, was wronger than Chuck and PenFoe's illegitimate slave child.

Having said THAT, we are meeting at Big Star tonight at 8 for some delicious tacos, followed by some live music somewhere.  Not sure where yet.

That is all.

Somewhere in Columbus, Ohio, a fat man just smashed his computer screen with his guitar.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 03, 2011, 07:28:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2011, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
I thought Friday was his last night in town. (Baby doll, are you down? I get around.)

I'm sure it is.  I think Slaky, this time, was wronger than Chuck and PenFoe's illegitimate slave child.

Having said THAT, we are meeting at Big Star tonight at 8 for some delicious tacos, followed by some live music somewhere.  Not sure where yet.

That is all.

Somewhere in Brolumbus, Brohio, a fat man just smashed his computer screen with his guitar.

If you're hitting memes, hit 'em all, dammit.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on June 03, 2011, 08:07:25 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2011, 07:28:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 02, 2011, 06:48:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 02, 2011, 05:17:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 02, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
I thought Friday was his last night in town. (Baby doll, are you down? I get around.)

I'm sure it is.  I think Slaky, this time, was wronger than Chuck and PenFoe's illegitimate slave child.

Having said THAT, we are meeting at Big Star tonight at 8 for some delicious tacos, followed by some live music somewhere.  Not sure where yet.

That is all.

Somewhere in Brolumbus, Brohio, a fat man just smashed his computer screen with his guitar.

If you're hitting memes, hit 'em all, dammit.

Meh.  I never cared for that meme.  If Dubbs moved there, on the other hand...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.

I feel fine otherwise. No hangover or anything. Just a heavy southern wind.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on June 03, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.

I feel fine otherwise. No hangover or anything. Just a heavy southern wind.

My toilet is still destroyed from the Bacon Bomb. One last ditch effort tonight and if it fails, its to the plumber
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 03, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.

I feel fine otherwise. No hangover or anything. Just a heavy southern wind.

My toilet is still destroyed from the Bacon Bomb. One last ditch effort tonight and if it fails, its to the plumber

Are you saying you tried to flush a rancid Bacon Bomb half-loaf that sat in your car for 12 hours and then made the trip back downstate with you?

Or are you talking about your poop?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on June 03, 2011, 10:32:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Yeti on June 03, 2011, 10:05:24 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.

I feel fine otherwise. No hangover or anything. Just a heavy southern wind.

My toilet is still destroyed from the Bacon Bomb. One last ditch effort tonight and if it fails, its to the plumber

Are you saying you tried to flush a rancid Bacon Bomb half-loaf that sat in your car for 12 hours and then made the trip back downstate with you?

Or are you talking about your poop?

Either?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 03, 2011, 10:47:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:57:34 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 09:50:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2011, 09:20:54 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 03, 2011, 09:01:20 AM
Wouldn't want to be sitting near me today. I believe that one's on the Ayinger.

Yep, my arse is breathing its last this morning, too.

I feel great.

Goddamn, those Al Pastor tacos give the pork belly a run for its money.  Holy shit is Big Star fantastic.

I feel fine otherwise. No hangover or anything. Just a heavy southern wind.

"We used poisonous gasses. And we poisoned their asses."
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BBM on June 03, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

What he couldn't experience that at Lachet's on the 20 of april?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.

My Pankhelmet and I will be there in about 38 minutes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on June 03, 2011, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.

My Pankhelmet and I will be there in about 38 minutes.

Have fun. I'll be sitting on my couch sipping tea with a sore throat. Everyone feel sorry for me...thanks.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.

My Pankhelmet and I will be there in about 38 minutes.

Intrepid Readers: Bort and CT

So you'll get there around 8:00?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on June 03, 2011, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.

My Pankhelmet and I will be there in about 38 minutes.

Intrepid Readers: Bort and CT

So you'll get there around 8:00?

Still asshurt.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on June 03, 2011, 09:08:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 06:00:50 PM
Quote from: Oleg on June 03, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 05:25:01 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 04:47:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 03, 2011, 03:27:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 03, 2011, 02:44:21 PM
Quote from: Tony on June 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Tonker should spend his last night in the US enjoying German culture at Mayfest in Lincoln Square.

It would probably be exciting for him to see how actual Germans party.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.

Thrill gets it.

Are there plans for beer drinking tonight? I probably can't come anyway because I'm sick and feel like shit. So nevermind.

Tonk is happy houring with Chuck right now at the Green Door Tavern in River North. 678 N Orleans.

Chuck is leaving at 6, but Tonk plans on sticking around and Huey will be joining him around 7. I expect I'll probably head down, too, because... why not? Wheezer is reportedly en route.

It'll be a veritable meeting of the minds.

My Pankhelmet and I will be there in about 38 minutes.

Intrepid Readers: Bort and CT

So you'll get there around 8:00?

Still asshurt.

But thanks for picking us up, Tank.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on June 04, 2011, 01:24:13 AM
That was a genuinely hellish ride back on the #6. There was a couple having a singalong at the tops of their lungs the entire way, and they weren't exactly particular about getting the lyrics correct. And I was greeted by the horrible realization that it's alumni weekend, implying a park full of trinket-peddling vagabonds come morning.

It's been reassuring to be reminded thrice this week that there may be more salvageable corners of my unconscious mind than I had thought.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2012, 07:19:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.


Just make sure you have a mind/don't mind list ready this time.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 15, 2012, 08:28:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

That backs quite nicely into Lollapalooza weekend. I will be around for sure.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2012, 08:28:33 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

How much would it cost to let Tonk play a game at third?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 15, 2012, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 15, 2012, 08:28:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

That backs quite nicely into Lollapalooza weekend. I will be around for sure.

Tonker's pretty much going to have to go to Lollapalooza now.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on March 15, 2012, 09:58:14 AM
Countdown to leg humpings - commenced.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 10:10:27 AM
Does this mean more Alfonso Soriano memorabilia is going to be purchased?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on March 15, 2012, 10:39:55 AM
I can possibly make it. I have such a busy life, I'll have to squeeze it in
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

For Sunday, 7/29, we can buy a block of 20 terrace reserved seats for $47/pop.

Rooftops might be only a little more if we wait it out.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

For Sunday, 7/29, we can buy a block of 20 terrace reserved seats for $47/pop.

Rooftops might be only a little more if we wait it out.

Amazing.  20 seats, in a block, for a Sunday game against the Tards, for less than $50 a pop.  Looks like even the most optimistic Cubs' fan has accepted that they're going to be all kinds of shitty this year.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on March 15, 2012, 11:58:48 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

For Sunday, 7/29, we can buy a block of 20 terrace reserved seats for $47/pop.

Rooftops might be only a little more if we wait it out.

Amazing.  20 seats, in a block, for a Sunday game against the Tards, for less than $50 a pop.  Looks like even the most optimistic Cubs' fan has accepted that they're going to be all kinds of shitty this year.

We could get upper deck reserved for $29/pop, but those seats suck.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 15, 2012, 12:00:57 PM
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2012, 11:58:48 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

For Sunday, 7/29, we can buy a block of 20 terrace reserved seats for $47/pop.

Rooftops might be only a little more if we wait it out.

Amazing.  20 seats, in a block, for a Sunday game against the Tards, for less than $50 a pop.  Looks like even the most optimistic Cubs' fan has accepted that they're going to be all kinds of shitty this year.

We could get upper deck reserved for $29/pop, but those seats suck.

But we won't be able to see some of the field which is usually a good thing when you're talking about the Cubs.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on March 15, 2012, 12:01:31 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on March 15, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 15, 2012, 08:26:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 03:35:39 AM
So, anyway, in the absence of any actually good ideas for what to do with my annual Week Away From The Trouble And StrifeTM, and having once more read through the "breakfast" thread from beginning to end, I'm thinking about coming to Chicago again.  The Cubs are in town and playing the Tards and Pissburgh from the 27th July until the 2nd August so I thought I'd probably look to fly in on the 27th and back out again on the 4th, something like that.

I know it's a long way off for those of you that don't have kids and thus don't have your schedule planned until the middle of 2014 like me, but are any of you likely to be around then?  To be honest, I'll be quite happy just to bodge about town on my own, but if any of you (even Yetti) are available for beer/Kumas/hand job exchange, so much the better.

I promise not to bare my arse to any bartenders this time.*

*I promise nothing of the sort, actually.

I should be around.  Looking forward to it!  In fact, perhaps given the relative dearth of demand for Cubs tickets this year we should look to make a Desipiot outing of some sort coincide with that weekend?  Take over the LF corner of the Bleachers, perhaps, or sit silently at Brixen Ivy?

For Sunday, 7/29, we can buy a block of 20 terrace reserved seats for $47/pop.

Rooftops might be only a little more if we wait it out.

Amazing.  20 seats, in a block, for a Sunday game against the Tards, for less than $50 a pop.  Looks like even the most optimistic Cubs' fan has accepted that they're going to be all kinds of shitty this year.

DadPex says they're going to be better than I think.

So .500 then?

He wouldn't go that far.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BC on March 15, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
I'm surprised that Tonker wants to come back to a country that has me as a citizen.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2012, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: BC on March 15, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
I'm surprised that Tonker wants to come back to a country that has me as a citizen.

Meh, if you can put up with the racists, the hilljacks, the nutjobs, and the hippies, America's pretty good.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on March 15, 2012, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2012, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: BC on March 15, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
I'm surprised that Tonker wants to come back to a country that has me as a citizen.

Meh, if you can put up with the racists, the hilljacks, the nutjobs, and the hippies, America's pretty good.

Compared to all of the above, the meatballs are a walk in the park.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 12:38:57 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 15, 2012, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: BC on March 15, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
I'm surprised that Tonker wants to come back to a country that has me as a citizen.

Meh, if you can put up with the racists, the hilljacks, the nutjobs, and the hippies, America's pretty good.

If it wasn't for all the Americans, America would be pretty great.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on March 15, 2012, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

Will there be Malort?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on March 15, 2012, 02:16:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 15, 2012, 12:09:22 PM
I'm surprised that Tonker wants to come back to a country that has me as a citizen.

Narcissadsack BC rises again.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 15, 2012, 03:47:31 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, and the 78 days of vacation I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Lousy Socialist layabouts'd.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

Apex vs. Archer may get more hype and TDubbs vs. Fork may have more history, but for pure contentiousness, I'll take Thrill vs. Chuck in this dark corner.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

I've had good teachers.  And by good I mean awful, awful.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 15, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

Apex vs. Archer may get more hype and TDubbs vs. Fork may have more history, but for pure contentiousness, I'll take Thrill vs. Chuck in this dark corner.

None of them can hold a candle to Doc vs. Slaky.  That was truly the golden age of desipio.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on March 15, 2012, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 15, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

Apex vs. Archer may get more hype and TDubbs vs. Fork may have more history, but for pure contentiousness, I'll take Thrill vs. Chuck in this dark corner.

None of them can hold a candle to Doc vs. Slaky.  That was truly the golden age of desipio.

That was a good one, but KD vs. Carloszno1fan will always be the gold standard.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: R-V on March 15, 2012, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 15, 2012, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 15, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

Apex vs. Archer may get more hype and TDubbs vs. Fork may have more history, but for pure contentiousness, I'll take Thrill vs. Chuck in this dark corner.

None of them can hold a candle to Doc vs. Slaky.  That was truly the golden age of desipio.

That was a good one, but KD vs. Carloszno1fan will always be the gold standard.

What the sam hell is wrong with you hoopleheads? No mention of Paul vs. Powen?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: ChuckD on March 15, 2012, 09:44:59 PM
Quote from: R-V on March 15, 2012, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: CT III on March 15, 2012, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on March 15, 2012, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 15, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 15, 2012, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 15, 2012, 02:59:01 PM
Quote from: Tonker on March 15, 2012, 11:51:17 AM
DPD.  Have okayed the trip with STonk, just need to check out flights and hotels now.  Looks like it's gonna hai.

To be perfectly honest, Tonk, I think this is becoming unhealthy.

Yeah.  It's totally unhealthy to take advantage of the available opportunity to travel internationally to a world class city in the prime weather season in said city.

Fuck knows, if I had the income and the Wife would let me go, I'd do that.  Never had the chance to travel outside of the North America other than Hawaii.

Yes... Clearly I was saying the very act of going on vacation at all is unhealthy. You're a regular fucking mindreader, Chuck.

Apex vs. Archer may get more hype and TDubbs vs. Fork may have more history, but for pure contentiousness, I'll take Thrill vs. Chuck in this dark corner.

None of them can hold a candle to Doc vs. Slaky.  That was truly the golden age of desipio.

That was a good one, but KD vs. Carloszno1fan will always be the gold standard.

What the sam hell is wrong with you hoopleheads? No mention of Paul vs. Powen?

Truly the golden age. Back when CT put some soul in to playing both characters.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on March 15, 2012, 10:15:16 PM
If I only had a time machine, I bet "gay pills, neofascist Hilljack Yeti" vs. "Socialist Obamadongchuggin' Tollbooth Yeti" would be a hoot.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 09:31:32 AM
I still don't get my rivalry with Doc but it's pretty one sided. He owns me every chance he gets.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on March 16, 2012, 09:32:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 09:31:32 AM
I still don't my rivalry with Doc but it's pretty one sided. He owns me every chance he gets.

You don't the whole rivalry?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: morpheus on March 16, 2012, 09:32:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 09:31:32 AM
I still don't my rivalry with Doc but it's pretty one sided. He owns me every chance he gets.

You don't the whole rivalry?

Retrofixed
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.


And I'd be remiss if I don't include this classic 2004--05 College Basketball preview (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721). I made reference to the 1983 Cadillac, Bo Ryan and U.S. 41 near Green Bay to my wife last night. She didn't get it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BC on March 16, 2012, 10:51:08 AM
Oh those days were fun. Pure fun.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:52:07 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.

Part 1 is here. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=718) Part 2, on the other hand, never saw actually the light of day.

What we lost, and what we never had...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph's entire Desipio oeuvre has been mothballed in the Andy Dolan Archives and Museum.

This may be all we have left of her. (http://zambranoworld.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph's entire Desipio oeuvre has been mothballed in the Andy Dolan Archives and Museum.

This may be all we have left of her. (http://zambranoworld.blogspot.com/)

Found my new tag:

QuoteThe Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.


And I'd be remiss if I don't include this classic 2004--05 College Basketball preview (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721). I made reference to the 1983 Cadillac, Bo Ryan and U.S. 41 near Green Bay to my wife last night. She didn't get it.

IDITO! Here's the basketball preview. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=771&cpage=1#comments) Pretend it's 2004, read the preview and then read the comments (not as much fun as embedding pictures has been disabled)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.


And I'd be remiss if I don't include this classic 2004--05 College Basketball preview (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721). I made reference to the 1983 Cadillac, Bo Ryan and U.S. 41 near Green Bay to my wife last night. She didn't get it.

IDITO! Here's the basketball preview. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=771&cpage=1#comments) Pretend it's 2004, read the preview and then read the comments (not as much fun as embedding pictures has been disabled)

I consider this one of the 10 finest days in Desipio history.  BC, I feel like I need to buy you something...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph's entire Desipio oeuvre has been mothballed in the Andy Dolan Archives and Museum.

This may be all we have left of her. (http://zambranoworld.blogspot.com/)

Found my new tag:

QuoteThe Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.

Give yourself a round of applause for not making a typo in this direct copy and paste.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 11:06:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph's entire Desipio oeuvre has been mothballed in the Andy Dolan Archives and Museum.

This may be all we have left of her. (http://zambranoworld.blogspot.com/)

Found my new tag:

QuoteThe Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.

Give yourself a round of applause for not making a typo in this direct copy and paste.

*claps hands, waves arms furiously"

I DID IT, BECCA!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BC on March 16, 2012, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
I consider this one of the 10 finest days in Desipio history.  BC, I feel like I need to buy you something...

I do need a new car.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on March 16, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: BC on March 16, 2012, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
I consider this one of the 10 finest days in Desipio history.  BC, I feel like I need to buy you something...

I do need a new car.

Try this. (http://www.drivefuson.com/HoursAndDirections)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on March 16, 2012, 03:08:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: BC on March 16, 2012, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
I consider this one of the 10 finest days in Desipio history.  BC, I feel like I need to buy you something...

I do need a new car.

Try this. (http://www.drivefuson.com/HoursAndDirections)

Quote4325 S US Hwy 41
Terre Haute, IN 47802

You'll get used to the smell. But you'll never forget it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on March 16, 2012, 03:49:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on March 16, 2012, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:55:07 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:52:27 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2012, 10:49:56 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

It didn't even survive routine website maintenance.

YOU ANIMALS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steph's entire Desipio oeuvre has been mothballed in the Andy Dolan Archives and Museum.

This may be all we have left of her. (http://zambranoworld.blogspot.com/)

Found my new tag:

QuoteThe Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.

Give yourself a round of applause for not making a typo in this direct copy and paste.

Jon Wolter likes this.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BC on March 16, 2012, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 16, 2012, 03:08:06 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: BC on March 16, 2012, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
I consider this one of the 10 finest days in Desipio history.  BC, I feel like I need to buy you something...

I do need a new car.

Try this. (http://www.drivefuson.com/HoursAndDirections)

Quote4325 S US Hwy 41
Terre Haute, IN 47802

You'll get used to the smell. But you'll never forget it.

Actually, I went over there about a week ago and didn't smell the smell for once. However, I still got out of Terre Haute as quickly as possible.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 17, 2012, 08:30:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.


And I'd be remiss if I don't include this classic 2004--05 College Basketball preview (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721). I made reference to the 1983 Cadillac, Bo Ryan and U.S. 41 near Green Bay to my wife last night. She didn't get it.

IDITO! Here's the basketball preview. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=771&cpage=1#comments) Pretend it's 2004, read the preview and then read the comments (not as much fun as embedding pictures has been disabled)

Quote11. Oklahoma State
Speaking of the Big 12, the Cowboys enter the list here at 11th. John Lucas Cubed would be a great NBA leader. Eddie Sutton?s defense and Joey Graham?s all-around play just add to the potential for Oklahoma State.

BC is a wizard.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on March 17, 2012, 09:10:03 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 17, 2012, 08:30:09 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 11:00:19 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

BC here responds to a Potter two-part series on how he detests BC. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721) The original columns appear to be gone.


And I'd be remiss if I don't include this classic 2004--05 College Basketball preview (http://www.desipio.com/?p=721). I made reference to the 1983 Cadillac, Bo Ryan and U.S. 41 near Green Bay to my wife last night. She didn't get it.

IDITO! Here's the basketball preview. (http://www.desipio.com/?p=771&cpage=1#comments) Pretend it's 2004, read the preview and then read the comments (not as much fun as embedding pictures has been disabled)

Quote11. Oklahoma State
Speaking of the Big 12, the Cowboys enter the list here at 11th. John Lucas Cubed would be a great NBA leader. Eddie Sutton?s defense and Joey Graham?s all-around play just add to the potential for Oklahoma State.

BC is a wizard.

Whoa.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on March 17, 2012, 09:36:26 AM
Quote from: PANK! on March 16, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: Brownie on March 16, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
If you want Desipio rivalries, little can compare to the one between the late Jake Potter and Brian Crozier.

Talk about one-sided.

And CT's right--KD's full-frontal assault on carlosz#1fan's inanity is the stuff that hopefully survives a thermonuclear war.

Speaking of KD and the Golden Age, I kind of miss the "Separated at Birth" thread.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BC on March 17, 2012, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 17, 2012, 08:30:09 AM
BC is a wizard.

Even I want to see how this can be made into something BIG.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on March 18, 2012, 04:50:05 PM
Quote from: BC on March 17, 2012, 09:59:21 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 17, 2012, 08:30:09 AM
BC is a wizard.

Even I want to see how this can be made into something BIG.

Well... I made this for Gil last year...

(http://i.imgur.com/N4YuR.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on March 19, 2012, 04:04:15 PM
Fine.  Someone wake me up in late July.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 03, 2012, 11:49:20 AM
Dep AMS Fri 27th July 1240
Arr ORD Fri 27th July 1410

Dep ORD Sat 04th August 1610
Arr AMS Sun 05th August 0655

Booked.

It.  Is.  On.  Female.  Doges.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 03, 2012, 12:16:52 PM
<---- rocking a semi.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on April 03, 2012, 12:44:19 PM
Thrill is calling your doctor.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 05:29:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 03, 2012, 11:49:20 AM
Dep AMS Fri 27th July 1240
Arr ORD Fri 27th July 1410

Dep ORD Sat 04th August 1610
Arr AMS Sun 05th August 0655

Booked.

It.  Is.  On.  Female.  Doges.

You're gonna miss the Blackhawks Stanley Cup celebration, old boy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 03, 2012, 05:32:34 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 05:29:08 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 03, 2012, 11:49:20 AM
Dep AMS Fri 27th July 1240
Arr ORD Fri 27th July 1410

Dep ORD Sat 04th August 1610
Arr AMS Sun 05th August 0655

Booked.

It.  Is.  On.  Female.  Doges.

You're gonna miss the Blackhawks Stanley Cup celebration, old boy.

What, and we can't revisit it?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 07:11:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago#22

QuoteA tiny pig pen of a dance floor is tucked into the far corner of the bar, allowing for some semi-private public dry humping.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on April 03, 2012, 07:47:43 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 07:11:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago#22

QuoteA tiny pig pen of a dance floor is tucked into the far corner of the bar, allowing for some semi-private public dry humping.

(http://i.imgur.com/aXWzf.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on April 04, 2012, 09:15:37 AM
So, do we have people onboard for a Wrigley Field/rooftop group buy, or are we going to do something ad hoc?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on April 04, 2012, 09:23:35 AM
Quote from: Fork on April 04, 2012, 09:15:37 AM
So, do we have people onboard for a Wrigley Field/rooftop group buy, or are we going to do something ad hoc?

Need to know the date to be sure, but I support the idea of a group buy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on April 04, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 10:27:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on April 04, 2012, 10:36:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 10:27:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.

The whole where?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 10:40:35 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Hipsters listen to alternative music. Alternative music like Soul Asylum. Or the Gin Blossoms.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 10:42:36 AM
Quote from: CT III on April 04, 2012, 10:36:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 10:27:13 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 04, 2012, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 08:52:49 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 04, 2012, 02:39:56 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2012, 06:53:08 PM
It seems someone on the internet has been kind enough to work up a full itinerary for your visit, Tonk...

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/04/the-25-douchiest-bars-in-chicago

I only have 23 more to go to get the full set.  22 if you exclude Smart Bar on account of the complete fucking uproar its inclusion has caused in the comments.

Hipster bar patrons get indignant like *this*.

Not to necessarily defend to the Smart Bar dancerati in particular but, at this point, does "hipster" mean anything other than "people who I want to call different from me"?

"Queermos like Thrill"

A few years back, TDubbs defined "hipster bar" as a place where guys where jeans instead of cargo shorts.

I.e., queermos like Thrill.

The whole where?

*were

(http://i.imgur.com/fwPPF.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: R-V on April 04, 2012, 11:00:42 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

I haven't paid attention to any of Huey's entertainment-related opinions since I found out he's never seen Die Hard.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on April 04, 2012, 11:13:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:17:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 04, 2012, 11:13:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

Alternative rock.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:22:07 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 04, 2012, 11:13:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

Lite FM linchpins. 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 04, 2012, 11:25:55 AM
"Linda Kozlowski's Aged Posterior" might make a great name for a band, hipster or otherwise.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on April 04, 2012, 11:51:49 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:22:07 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 04, 2012, 11:13:53 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 11:08:35 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 04, 2012, 11:04:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:49:01 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:44:26 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2012, 10:35:55 AM
Quote from: PANK! on April 04, 2012, 10:33:01 AM
It's long been yolked with the Metro.  Metro has long been a venue with a diverse array of musical acts, many of which might be considered alternative.  Hipsters listen to alternative music.  It's science. 

This is pretty stupid even for you.

Whatever.  I'm not talking to you until you apologize for erroneously calling me a ghey when I was defending you. (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8036.msg250725#msg250725)

We are brothers united in the ability to chub up at the sight of L-Koz's butt cheeks. Sorry about that.

But yeah the only people that go to music shows are hipsters and anti-establishment jerkoffs.

Real people enjoy music like this, hipsters enjoy music like that.

I swear on Linda Kozlowski's aged posterior that people were calling The Fray a hipster band during their botching of the national anthem on Monday night.

What are they?

Lite FM linchpins. 

The Fray are like jars of clay, without the rock.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on May 16, 2012, 12:14:44 PM
Quote from: Tonker on April 03, 2012, 11:49:20 AM
Dep AMS Fri 27th July 1240
Arr ORD Fri 27th July 1410

Dep ORD Sat 04th August 1610
Arr AMS Sun 05th August 0655

Booked.

It.  Is.  On.  Female.  Doges.

Sorry Tonk, but those Europussies will have already loused up Wrigley by then (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-friendly-at-the-confines-bringing-soccer-back-to-wrigley-20120516,0,1339190.story). Don't they know that Wrigley is a shrine for SPORTZ?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on May 21, 2012, 12:49:35 PM

TONKER!!! (http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 21, 2012, 12:54:59 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 21, 2012, 12:49:35 PM

TONKER!!! (http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/)

Sometimes, I'm so proud of my countrymen, I could cry.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on May 21, 2012, 01:00:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 21, 2012, 12:54:59 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 21, 2012, 12:49:35 PM

TONKER!!! (http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/)

Sometimes, I'm so proud of my countrymen, I could cry.

I would support that show of emotion, perhaps second it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on May 21, 2012, 11:15:37 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 21, 2012, 12:49:35 PM

TONKER!!! (http://www.wimp.com/vaderkilt/)

I just called Mrs. Butthead into the room with the promise of showing her the greatest thing ever. She was not as impressed as I was.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 25, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
Just booked my accommodation, back at Dewitt Place (http://www.dewittplace.com/).  Thought I'd mention it for those of you who are asked by friends for recommendations - this place is, for a certain sort of traveller, completely fucking unbeatable.  I've just paid $840, all-in, for seven nights room only within about a hundred yards of the Hancock.  The room is a little basic but everything's clean and working, and there's airco, cable telly, a fully equipped kitchen with a large fridge, and most important of all, free wi-fi.  At a push, the room could sleep 4 (the couch folds out into a double) and for around $120 a night, I defy you to find better value for money in the whole of Chicago, let alone right downtown.  Why the hell this place isn't booked out on an ongoing basis, I have no idea.  Worth bearing in mind, anyway.

In other news, I fucking love Chicago and can not wait for this trip.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on May 25, 2012, 08:42:17 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
In other news, I fucking love Chicago and can not wait for this trip.

I love that song.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on May 25, 2012, 09:13:43 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
Just booked my accommodation, back at Dewitt Place (http://www.dewittplace.com/).  Thought I'd mention it for those of you who are asked by friends for recommendations - this place is, for a certain sort of traveller, completely fucking unbeatable.  I've just paid $840, all-in, for seven nights room only within about a hundred yards of the Hancock.  The room is a little basic but everything's clean and working, and there's airco, cable telly, a fully equipped kitchen with a large fridge, and most important of all, free wi-fi.  At a push, the room could sleep 4 (the couch folds out into a double) and for around $120 a night, I defy you to find better value for money in the whole of Chicago, let alone right downtown.  Why the hell this place isn't booked out on an ongoing basis, I have no idea.  Worth bearing in mind, anyway.

In other news, I fucking love Chicago and can not wait for this trip.

What the fuck is "airco" or a "telly?"  You Aussies talk funny.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on May 25, 2012, 09:19:56 AM
Quote from: morpheus on May 25, 2012, 09:13:43 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2012, 05:24:00 AM
Just booked my accommodation, back at Dewitt Place (http://www.dewittplace.com/).  Thought I'd mention it for those of you who are asked by friends for recommendations - this place is, for a certain sort of traveller, completely fucking unbeatable.  I've just paid $840, all-in, for seven nights room only within about a hundred yards of the Hancock.  The room is a little basic but everything's clean and working, and there's airco, cable telly, a fully equipped kitchen with a large fridge, and most important of all, free wi-fi.  At a push, the room could sleep 4 (the couch folds out into a double) and for around $120 a night, I defy you to find better value for money in the whole of Chicago, let alone right downtown.  Why the hell this place isn't booked out on an ongoing basis, I have no idea.  Worth bearing in mind, anyway.

In other news, I fucking love Chicago and can not wait for this trip.

What the fuck is "airco" or a "telly?"  You Aussies talk funny.

They're kinds of butts.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on May 26, 2012, 08:30:38 PM
I'll tell Soapy.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:52:02 PM
Reading Tonk's facebook posts, I'm not sure why the hell he'd ever leave Australia or wherever the fuck he is.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on May 28, 2012, 03:28:59 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:52:02 PM
Reading Tonk's facebook posts, I'm not sure why the hell he'd ever leave Australia or wherever the fuck he is.

Food, and baseball.  Although this year, mostly the food.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on June 03, 2012, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 08:30:22 AM
Quote from: CT III on June 03, 2012, 07:47:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

You mean Gil?

Heh.  I swee what you did there, CT, and I approve.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on June 05, 2012, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on June 05, 2012, 09:48:46 AM
Quote from: Oleg on June 05, 2012, 09:28:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'm washing my hair.

I'm trimming my sideburns.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 05, 2012, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

Get a son.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:27:25 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

That's exactly how it works.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Aw, you have the implicit guarantee of the US Government now, Chuck.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:47:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Aw, you have the implicit guarantee of the US Government now, Chuck.

We're backed by private equity.  Which means we'd need Romney to win for that to be true.

Then, we'll be liquidated!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 05, 2012, 10:57:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM
Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.

Thanks. Now it sounds absolutely delicious.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 11:03:55 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:47:43 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Aw, you have the implicit guarantee of the US Government now, Chuck.

We're backed by private equity.  Which means we'd need Romney to win for that to be true.

Then, we'll be liquidated!

Chuck, we've already seen a snapshot of a typical Haggis Emporium shopper. They're young, they've got families, and most important, they've got appetites. This is a no-brainer. Then again, does Chuck want a more diverse offering? (http://www.hulu.com/watch/277152/saturday-night-live-all-things-scottish)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on June 05, 2012, 11:39:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.

But how do you expect to compete with the other haggis emporiums popping up all over Chicagoland? Tonker's Amazeballs Haggis Emporium: It's the balls, mate.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 05, 2012, 11:51:57 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 05, 2012, 11:39:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.

But how do you expect to compete with the other haggis emporiums popping up all over Chicagoland? Tonker's Amazeballs Haggis Emporium: It's the balls, mate.

"the only way you get more balls is if Carlos Marmol is pitching!"
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 11:52:54 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 05, 2012, 11:39:51 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 10:35:54 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:29:50 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

Dunno if I can get an inventory advance approved for intestines and testicles.

It's not like we took TARP.

Despite Fork's insistence, there are no balls in a haggis.  It's made of heart, lungs and liver.

But how do you expect to compete with the other haggis emporiums popping up all over Chicagoland? Tonker's Amazeballs Haggis Emporium: It's the balls, mate.

Show me your haggis, Romeo, and you tell me who gets laid more.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 01:26:54 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

I like that too.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:28:59 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:28:59 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 05, 2012, 09:27:54 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 09:12:28 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:34:54 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:28:59 PM
Quote from: CBStew on June 05, 2012, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 10:24:20 AM
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I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Don't ask me.  You guys all look alike to me.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:51:37 PM
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I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Well, the truth is, of course, that these days we're all so mixed up that most Scots have at least a whiff of the Anglo-Saxon about them.  Nonetheless, Scots can distinguish themselves from the English by the fact that we were never invaded by the Angles or the Saxons (or the Romans, for that matter) and as such, remained relatively pure Gaels or Picts (Celts) for a long, long time.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on June 05, 2012, 01:55:02 PM
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I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Well, the truth is, of course, that these days we're all so mixed up that most Scots have at least a whiff of the Anglo-Saxon about them.  Nonetheless, Scots can distinguish themselves from the English by the fact that we were never invaded by the Angles or the Saxons (or the Romans, for that matter) and as such, remained relatively pure Gaels or Picts (Celts) for a long, long time.

And how do they distinguish themselves from the Australians?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:55:53 PM
Quote from: CT III on June 05, 2012, 01:55:02 PM
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I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Well, the truth is, of course, that these days we're all so mixed up that most Scots have at least a whiff of the Anglo-Saxon about them.  Nonetheless, Scots can distinguish themselves from the English by the fact that we were never invaded by the Angles or the Saxons (or the Romans, for that matter) and as such, remained relatively pure Gaels or Picts (Celts) for a long, long time.

And how do they distinguish themselves from the Australians?

By not being fucking criminals.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 02:00:00 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:51:37 PM
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I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Well, the truth is, of course, that these days we're all so mixed up that most Scots have at least a whiff of the Anglo-Saxon about them.  Nonetheless, Scots can distinguish themselves from the English by the fact that we were never invaded by the Angles or the Saxons (or the Romans, for that matter) and as such, remained relatively pure Gaels or Picts (Celts) for a long, long time.
Isn't "pure" another word for "inbred?"
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on June 05, 2012, 02:09:26 PM
Quote from: Brownie on June 05, 2012, 02:00:00 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:51:37 PM
Quote from: Slaky on June 05, 2012, 01:30:53 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 05, 2012, 01:28:59 PM
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Quote from: Tonker on June 03, 2012, 02:03:45 AM
I'm thinking that I'm going to do a Wrigley tour on Thursday 2nd or Friday 3rd August.  Anybody fancy coming with me?

So that's a "no", then, is it?  Fine, screw you guys.

I'd be for it were the Murtons in town, but they'll be locked up... uh... at camp in Michigan that week.

Wait... you're not doing something because you DON'T have the kids?

Chuck is Bizarrodad.

The Eldest Murton has wanted to go for a long time. The schedule of tours has never worked our with when we can go.  Were I to go without him, he'd kill me.  And, frankly, it's probably not a thing to do twice.

1) Do it the first time for yourself.
2) Do not tell him you went on one.
3) Do it the second time for your son's benefit.
4) Sell Tonker a commercial loan to open his haggis emporium in Lincoln Square.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Or is that not how it works?

I would very much be interested in a haggis emporium.

Haggis is the Anglo-Saxon version of kishka.

Or it would be, if it originated from the Angles or the Saxons.

Scots are technically neither, yes?

Well, the truth is, of course, that these days we're all so mixed up that most Scots have at least a whiff of the Anglo-Saxon about them.  Nonetheless, Scots can distinguish themselves from the English by the fact that we were never invaded by the Angles or the Saxons (or the Romans, for that matter) and as such, remained relatively pure Gaels or Picts (Celts) for a long, long time.
Isn't "pure" another word for "inbred?"

Scotland is the Alabama of Great Britain.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 11:11:18 AM
I'm a tentative "in" for the 29th.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on July 09, 2012, 11:13:30 AM
I'll probably be a no on the Cubs game, but I'd be down for golf and/or a bar of sorts.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2012, 11:25:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I'd like to suggest a beer garden, if not a rooftop.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 11:54:12 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2012, 11:25:38 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I'd like to suggest a beer garden, if not a rooftop.

Honestly, I really don't mind.  Whatever you guys want to do - just not Wrigley itself.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 09, 2012, 12:10:52 PM
I live right by the ballpark and I like beer and sportz and men.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on July 09, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
I believe I can do Sunday the 29th as well... what other festivities are planned for the weekend?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 09, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.

With all the exercising and clean living you've been doing? Only a matter of time before you find a good woman who's willing to usurp all of your free time and make you miserable whenever she's not naked or in front of a hot stove. I'm setting the over/under at 2.5 months until you're dead to us all except for snapshots of your dinner plate and bike riding itineraries on the bookfaces.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 09, 2012, 01:24:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 09, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
I believe I can do Sunday the 29th as well... what other festivities are planned for the weekend?

Friday night boozeup?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2012, 01:24:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 09, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
I believe I can do Sunday the 29th as well... what other festivities are planned for the weekend?

Friday night boozeup?

Yeah, I'll be arriving late afternoon and will be itching to moon some barstaff, so if anybody's around for a swift half after work on Friday evening, I'll be up for that.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 01:32:54 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2012, 01:24:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 09, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
I believe I can do Sunday the 29th as well... what other festivities are planned for the weekend?

Friday night boozeup?

Yeah, I'll be arriving late afternoon and will be itching to moon some barstaff, so if anybody's around for a swift half after work on Friday evening, I'll be up for that.

Golfing with a hangover on Saturday morning?  Is there any other way to golf?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:51:02 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 01:32:54 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2012, 01:24:02 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 09, 2012, 12:26:24 PM
I believe I can do Sunday the 29th as well... what other festivities are planned for the weekend?

Friday night boozeup?

Yeah, I'll be arriving late afternoon and will be itching to moon some barstaff, so if anybody's around for a swift half after work on Friday evening, I'll be up for that.

Golfing with a hangover on Saturday morning?  Is there any other way to golf?

Meh, golfing with a hangover's for pussies.  I'll be aiming for "still drunk".
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 06:17:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 01:10:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 06:17:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.

My memories are also a little fuzzy, but they didn't seem to mind.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2012, 08:03:41 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 01:10:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 06:17:31 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

I think the crux of this is that Tonker already mooned the barstaff at Durkin's the last time he was in town.

Though that's all hearsay to me. I don't remember a fucking thing from that point in the proceedings.

My memories are also a little fuzzy, but they didn't seem to mind.

That's because you were implored to stop before it got out of hand. Luckily for all of us, the bouncer thought it was funny.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 10, 2012, 12:46:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.

With all the exercising and clean living you've been doing? Only a matter of time before you find a good woman who's willing to usurp all of your free time and make you miserable whenever she's not naked or in front of a hot stove. I'm setting the over/under at 2.5 months until you're dead to us all except for snapshots of your dinner plate and bike riding itineraries on the bookfaces.

"Or"?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2012, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2012, 12:46:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 09, 2012, 12:28:21 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 10:43:27 AM
Right, chaps: the time is nigh.  Tonkfest 2012TM is but a couple of weeks away and at the risk of offending those of you who don't have kids and can still live day-to-day, I'd like to get something planned for Sunday 29th July.

I can offer you three things:

1. STL @ CHC, 2:20 ET first pitch.

2. My attendance.

3. One way or another, beer.

So, who's up for what that day?  Anybody?  Bar?  Rooftop?  I'd like to avoid actually making you lot go to Wrigley on my account, so let's not do that.  I'll probably try to go the ballpark by myself (or with a small, specially selected band of masochists) later in the week, anyway, and once will definitely be enough this time.

I know you'd probably rather not watch SPORTZ and drink BEER, but tell yourself you're doing it for me.  Because that's just the sort of bloke you are.


I am a free man through July so you give me a time and a place and I will be there.

Ditto.  Except replace 'July' with '2012'.  At least.

With all the exercising and clean living you've been doing? Only a matter of time before you find a good woman who's willing to usurp all of your free time and make you miserable whenever she's not naked and/or in front of a hot stove. I'm setting the over/under at 2.5 months until you're dead to us all except for snapshots of your dinner plate and bike riding itineraries on the bookfaces.

"Or"?

Fixed.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 10, 2012, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

But it's how he orders his Foster's back home.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 03:01:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 10, 2012, 01:20:14 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 09, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 09, 2012, 05:02:24 PM
Quote from: CBStew on July 09, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Yeah, I'll be...itching to moon some barstaff,

What does this mean in American?

That he's itching to moon some barstaff.

It's gonna be great when he finds out that's frowned upon here.

But it's how he orders his Foster's back home.

"A pint of arse, please, barkeep."
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on July 10, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 10, 2012, 03:50:15 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 10, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Meet for the game, somewhere.  Drink beer.  Fall down.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 10, 2012, 03:57:11 PM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 10, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

One could come up with several other ways to describe your appearance.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 11, 2012, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 10, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Booze. Cruise. Tunes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 11, 2012, 07:49:15 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 11, 2012, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on July 10, 2012, 03:42:08 PM
So, what's the Sunday plan? My appearance may be limited.

Booze. Cruise. Tunes.

(Time. To. Post.)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 04:18:47 AM
Well, I'm glad we got that sorted out.

So, where's it going to be?  Somebody (other than Dubbs, clearly) needs to make an executive decision about Sunday's (pre-)game drinking, not least so that the out-of-towners know what's happening and can make plans accordingly.  I'd make the decision myself but I'm nearly as likely to get this wrong as Chuck would be.

Sheffield's, like last time?  It has screens, decent grub, a reasonable beer selection and a garden.  No?  Somewhere else?

Here's a Yelp selection that I made (http://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=sportsbars&find_desc=&find_loc=Chicago%2C+IL#attrs=RestaurantsGoodForGroups&l=p:IL:Chicago::%5BDePaul,Lakeview,Lincoln_Park,Near_North_Side,River_North,Wrigleyville%5D&sortby=rating) in case anybody needs inspiration.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 23, 2012, 08:26:11 AM
What are we doing Friday night, other than putting Tonk into a dog suit so we can tell everyone he's Wilfred?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I humbly make 2 suggestions for Sunday:

Upscale http://www.deucesandthediamondclub.com/  a brand new place on Clark street, not cheap but really nice patio (they have private cabanas as well) and inside bar good drinks and lovely waitresses

More divey  but still great http://www.yelp.com/biz/guthries-tavern-chicago  A bit outside of Bro central but only 3 blocks to Wrigley nice back porch good beer selection

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I humbly make 2 suggestions for Sunday:

Upscale http://www.deucesandthediamondclub.com/  a brand new place on Clark street, not cheap but really nice patio (they have private cabanas as well) and inside bar good drinks and lovely waitresses

More divey  but still great http://www.yelp.com/biz/guthries-tavern-chicago  A bit outside of Bro central but only 3 blocks to Wrigley nice back porch good beer selection



I've been to Guthrie's before, I think - after a Cubs game.  Isn't it the place with all the board games?  I was thinking more along the lines of a SPORTZ bar, my frent, so we can watch the Cubs get their arses handed to them by the Tards.  And upscale?  You're far too civilised.  I know you've met these people, Hawk.  What is it about them that says "upscale"?  We just need a place that isn't going to throw us out when one of us (ahem) removes his trousers.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 11:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I humbly make 2 suggestions for Sunday:

Upscale http://www.deucesandthediamondclub.com/  a brand new place on Clark street, not cheap but really nice patio (they have private cabanas as well) and inside bar good drinks and lovely waitresses

More divey  but still great http://www.yelp.com/biz/guthries-tavern-chicago  A bit outside of Bro central but only 3 blocks to Wrigley nice back porch good beer selection



I've been to Guthrie's before, I think - after a Cubs game.  Isn't it the place with all the board games?  I was thinking more along the lines of a SPORTZ bar, my frent, so we can watch the Cubs get their arses handed to them by the Tards.  And upscale?  You're far too civilised.  I know you've met these people, Hawk.  What is it about them that says "upscale"?  We just need a place that isn't going to throw us out when one of us (ahem) removes his trousers.

Well the servers at D+D are worth removing one trousers for.  But for pure Sportz bars, Sheffields is cool, but YakZies over on Clark by the field might be a good choice for someplace new (didn't know you had been to Guthries before).
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 11:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I humbly make 2 suggestions for Sunday:

Upscale http://www.deucesandthediamondclub.com/  a brand new place on Clark street, not cheap but really nice patio (they have private cabanas as well) and inside bar good drinks and lovely waitresses

More divey  but still great http://www.yelp.com/biz/guthries-tavern-chicago  A bit outside of Bro central but only 3 blocks to Wrigley nice back porch good beer selection



I've been to Guthrie's before, I think - after a Cubs game.  Isn't it the place with all the board games?  I was thinking more along the lines of a SPORTZ bar, my frent, so we can watch the Cubs get their arses handed to them by the Tards.  And upscale?  You're far too civilised.  I know you've met these people, Hawk.  What is it about them that says "upscale"?  We just need a place that isn't going to throw us out when one of us (ahem) removes his trousers.

Well the servers at D+D are worth removing one trousers for.  But for pure Sportz bars, Sheffields is cool, but YakZies over on Clark by the field might be a good choice for someplace new (didn't know you had been to Guthries before).

I've also been to YakZies, but the one on Diversey, not in Wrigleyville.  In all honesty, though, I don't think we want to be that near the park, do we?  I guess anywhere round there will be full of Chads before and after the game.  Perhaps there was a reason Sheffield's was the right choice first time round...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 23, 2012, 12:02:49 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 12:01:08 PM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 11:52:16 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 23, 2012, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 23, 2012, 10:45:01 AM
I humbly make 2 suggestions for Sunday:

Upscale http://www.deucesandthediamondclub.com/  a brand new place on Clark street, not cheap but really nice patio (they have private cabanas as well) and inside bar good drinks and lovely waitresses

More divey  but still great http://www.yelp.com/biz/guthries-tavern-chicago  A bit outside of Bro central but only 3 blocks to Wrigley nice back porch good beer selection



I've been to Guthrie's before, I think - after a Cubs game.  Isn't it the place with all the board games?  I was thinking more along the lines of a SPORTZ bar, my frent, so we can watch the Cubs get their arses handed to them by the Tards.  And upscale?  You're far too civilised.  I know you've met these people, Hawk.  What is it about them that says "upscale"?  We just need a place that isn't going to throw us out when one of us (ahem) removes his trousers.

Well the servers at D+D are worth removing one trousers for.  But for pure Sportz bars, Sheffields is cool, but YakZies over on Clark by the field might be a good choice for someplace new (didn't know you had been to Guthries before).

I've also been to YakZies, but the one on Diversey, not in Wrigleyville.  In all honesty, though, I don't think we want to be that near the park, do we?  I guess anywhere round there will be full of Chads before and after the game.  Perhaps there was a reason Sheffield's was the right choice first time round...

I enjoy Sheffield's. I vote present.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 06:58:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 23, 2012, 08:26:11 AM
What are we doing Friday night, other than putting Tonk into a dog suit so we can tell everyone he's Wilfred?

So... Somewhere in Chicagoland there's apparently a Marine itching for some Friday night Tonkfest.

WHOS GONNA DECIDING?????
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 23, 2012, 07:07:32 PM
Is this this week?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 23, 2012, 08:18:10 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 06:58:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 23, 2012, 08:26:11 AM
What are we doing Friday night, other than putting Tonk into a dog suit so we can tell everyone he's Wilfred?

So... Somewhere in Chicagoland there's apparently a Marine itching for some Friday night Tonkfest.

WHOS GONNA DECIDING?????

All we need are drinks, air conditioning and hot chicks to shoot Dubbs down.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 23, 2012, 08:30:29 PM
What's up Saturday?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 23, 2012, 09:28:12 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 23, 2012, 06:58:00 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 23, 2012, 08:26:11 AM
What are we doing Friday night, other than putting Tonk into a dog suit so we can tell everyone he's Wilfred?

So... Somewhere in Chicagoland there's apparently a Marine itching for some Friday night Tonkfest.

WHOS GONNA DECIDING?????

I'm doing Critical Mass.  Then, we're ALL meeting up for a burger at Dillinger's.  ALL = a buddy whom of mine whom Tonker knows.  He's one of them ND (Non-Despiots).

So, meet at Dillinger's at 7:30 or so.  Or, somewhere else afterwards.  I'd actually be up for staying in Chadville and striking out with Trixies.  Just a suggestion based on burger consumption and Tonker's anticipated state by then.

But, whatever.  People can text me or something.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 06:40:38 AM
Only stuff your wife won't mind.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:54:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 10:10:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:54:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 24, 2012, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 10:10:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:54:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?

Get on your bike and join Critical Mass, tubby.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 10:37:22 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 24, 2012, 10:30:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 10:10:59 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:54:36 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 24, 2012, 09:22:56 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 24, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 08:21:25 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 24, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 24, 2012, 03:35:41 AM
Okay, as there still seems to be some confusion, here's my schedule:

Friday 27th: Land ORD 1410.  Make way into town to my gaff.  Make way up to Dillinger's for around 1930.  TonkfestTM 2012 Part I.  Profit.

Saturday 28th: DeKalb, golf.  Back in the Chi early evening?  Might be up for a beer at that stage.

Sunday 29th: TonkfestTM 2012 part II, Sheffield's, from around 1300 until Shooter falls asleep in his beer.

Monday 30th - Friday 3rd: Drink as much beer, eat as much meat, smoke as many fags, shag as many birds as I possibly can.  Anybody who wants to come along for the ride is very welcome.  I may well go to the day game against the Pirates on Wednesday 1st, feel free to join me.  I could also be persuaded to go to one of the night games (Mon, Tue) instead if there's anybody who would rather do that.

So, see you Friday and Sunday for the official stuff.  There will also be a Shoutlunch at some stage but we haven't decided where or when yet.  I'll leave that up to you guys, because I can do any day.

Fuck me, I'm looking forward to this.

Dillinger's the bar on Lincoln?

Yes.  Does that mean it doesn't get the Dubbs seal of approval?

You're coming all the way from Australia to play golf in DeKalb?

No.  I'm coming all the way from Australia to drink beer, eat meat, smoke fags and shag birds.  There will also be a game of golf in DeKalb.

First off, no, Dillinger's is probably the worst bar on Lincoln.  I thought it was closed, actually.  Went there about a year ago and wouldn't go back.

Nothing like driving all the way to Dekalb to play golf and waste 8 hours of your limited time in Chicago.

On the bright side, that's two days you won't have to worry about hanging out with TDubbs.

Speaking of which. Cody's Saturday after the golf?

I'm down.  Play it by ear?  May not be back in the city till late evening.

So no happy hour Friday afternoon in the loop after you land?

Get on your bike and join Critical Mass, tubby.

Is that some kinda weird Catholic thing?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 11:26:30 AM
Awesome. Don't click that. But awesome.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 26, 2012, 11:41:32 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

jesus christ
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on July 26, 2012, 12:16:40 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

I hate myself for clicking that. And, it goes without saying, you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:54:59 PM
Counting the minutes to Tonkfest. It's better than Christmas because it's not a made up holiday. Tonker really lived. He left and he came back. Suck it, Jesus.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.

I just lol'd. Of course it's damn shop.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 26, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.

I just lol'd. Of course it's damn shop.

It could be real assuming Paul was able to seduce it. And if you don't think he could do it, then you don't know Paul.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on July 26, 2012, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.

I just lol'd. Of course it's damn shop.

It could be real assuming Paul was able to seduce it. And if you don't think he could do it, then you don't know Paul.

Lay down your picture and show me how many dolphins you've seduced, Romeo.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenPho on July 26, 2012, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 26, 2012, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.

I just lol'd. Of course it's damn shop.

It could be real assuming Paul was able to seduce it. And if you don't think he could do it, then you don't know Paul.

Lay down your picture and show me how many dolphins you've seduced, Romeo.

What the hell just happened to the last 2 minutes of my life?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 06:44:02 PM
Quote from: PenPho on July 26, 2012, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 26, 2012, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 04:09:16 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
Quote from: morpheus on July 26, 2012, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

My advice to you: don't check it.

I agree but it's awesome.

It really is.  I'm not 100% convinced it's not a Shop, but even if it were, it's awesome.

I assume it's a shop. It just doesn't seem like it would work. And the guy would have to hold his breath a long time.

I just lol'd. Of course it's damn shop.

It could be real assuming Paul was able to seduce it. And if you don't think he could do it, then you don't know Paul.

Lay down your picture and show me how many dolphins you've seduced, Romeo.

What the hell just happened to the last 2 minutes of my life?

They got crammed into a porpoise's fuck-hole.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on July 26, 2012, 09:13:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:58:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 26, 2012, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 26, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 26, 2012, 12:48:23 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 12:44:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on July 26, 2012, 11:17:59 AM
Is Paul invited? (nsfw)  (http://www.stupidshitwefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/true_love.jpg)

In retrospect NSFL might have been more accurate than NSFW. I spend too much time on reddit.

Say hi to Gil.

You guys must love all the CP.

Is Mobutu still going on about that shit?

No, I check reddit all the time. I just must not subscribe to the reddits where people are yelling about men's rights and what not. I just look at the stupid pictures like the one Tony posted that I haven't checked yet because I'm at work.

I should have stayed at work.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 27, 2012, 04:06:29 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:54:59 PM
Counting the minutes to Tonkfest. It's better than Christmas because it's not a made up holiday. Tonker really lived. He left and he came back. Suck it, Jesus.

*like*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 27, 2012, 06:59:22 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 26, 2012, 02:54:59 PM
Counting the minutes to Tonkfest. It's better than Christmas because it's not a made up holiday. Tonker really lived. He left and he came back.

He waged war on human nature at large.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 28, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
A good start. Readers of the FroBlog will be happy to know that I absolutely demolished the kid in billiards while excoriating him for his views on both Charles Tillman and Lovie Smith.

Thrill, Morph, Slak, Gallahad and I shut the town down after Oleg and Tonk left to get some shut eye before their golf outing today. Previously, Fork, LFork and various other assorted gents helped us to rule the roost wherever we went.

Swee you at Sheffields tomorrow around 1.

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 28, 2012, 01:40:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
A good start. Readers of the FroBlog will be happy to know that I absolutely demolished the kid in billiards while excoriating him for his views on both Charles Tillman and Lovie Smith.

I sorely hope you are not referring to pool.

QuoteSwee you at Sheffields tomorrow around 1.

Yah, me too, assuming I can successfully bathe. Maybe anyway.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on July 28, 2012, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 28, 2012, 01:40:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
Swee you at Sheffields tomorrow around 1.

Yah, me too, assuming I can successfully bathe. Maybe anyway.

Hmpf, that's a bold assumption.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on July 28, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
I've just been to Hell and back. Are people still meeting tonight? Codys?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 28, 2012, 03:12:48 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 28, 2012, 02:21:41 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 28, 2012, 01:40:59 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 28, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
Swee you at Sheffields tomorrow around 1.

Yah, me too, assuming I can successfully bathe. Maybe anyway.

Hmpf, that's a bold assumption.

I have plenty of sponges if you want to help.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 29, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 28, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
I've just been to Hell and back. Are people still meeting tonight? Codys?

4 hours of golf in the in the sun followed by an awesome cookout in the cornfields was not kind to my advanced aged body.  I dropped off Tonker at his hotel at around 9.  That bloke needed some rest.  I'm guessing he's going on his 12th hour of sleep as I type this and we'll all be better for it.

Sheffield's today is on.  12:30 or so...maybe 1.

If anyone wants to join us, Tonk and I are meeting at Anne Sather's on Belmont for some breakfast around 11.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 29, 2012, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 29, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 28, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
I've just been to Hell and back. Are people still meeting tonight? Codys?

4 hours of golf in the in the sun followed by an awesome cookout in the cornfields was not kind to my advanced aged body.  I dropped off Tonker at his hotel at around 9.  That bloke needed some rest.  I'm guessing he's going on his 12th hour of sleep as I type this and we'll all be better for it.

Sheffield's today is on.  12:30 or so...maybe 1.

If anyone wants to join us, Tonk and I are meeting at Anne Sather's on Belmont for some breakfast around 11.

I was trying - and failing - to explain to Oleg just how fucking alien that whole cornfield experience yesterday was to me.  And by "alien", I mean utterly, utterly fucking brilliant.  Despite Tdubbs' misgivings, if yesterday isn't the highlight of of my trip, I'll be amazed (and, clearly, delighted.)

Golf in the US: golf carts, huge fucking Bloody Marys with four shots of vodka, sunshine, cornfields, cold beer and food delivered to you on the course.

Golf in Europe: none of the above.

By the way, it turns out that Huey's family are really, really cool people.  I can only assume he's adopted.

See you at Ann Sathers/Sheffields, dudes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 29, 2012, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 29, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 28, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
I've just been to Hell and back. Are people still meeting tonight? Codys?

4 hours of golf in the in the sun followed by an awesome cookout in the cornfields was not kind to my advanced aged body.  I dropped off Tonker at his hotel at around 9.  That bloke needed some rest.  I'm guessing he's going on his 12th hour of sleep as I type this and we'll all be better for it.

Sheffield's today is on.  12:30 or so...maybe 1.

If anyone wants to join us, Tonk and I are meeting at Anne Sather's on Belmont for some breakfast around 11.

I was trying - and failing - to explain to Oleg just how fucking alien that whole cornfield experience yesterday was to me.  And by "alien", I mean utterly, utterly fucking brilliant.  Despite Tdubbs' misgivings, if yesterday isn't the highlight of of my trip, I'll be amazed (and, clearly, delighted.)

Golf in the US: golf carts, huge fucking Bloody Marys with four shots of vodka, sunshine, cornfields, cold beer and food delivered to you on the course.

Golf in Europe: none of the above.

By the way, it turns out that Huey's family are really, really cool people.  I can only assume he's adopted.

See you at Ann Sathers/Sheffields, dudes.

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on July 29, 2012, 09:41:50 PM
That's the last time I'm eating sow's teat. I barely kept it together on the CTA, and my groin has broken out.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 29, 2012, 09:58:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 29, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
Quote from: thehawk on July 28, 2012, 03:04:42 PM
I've just been to Hell and back. Are people still meeting tonight? Codys?

4 hours of golf in the in the sun followed by an awesome cookout in the cornfields was not kind to my advanced aged body.  I dropped off Tonker at his hotel at around 9.  That bloke needed some rest.  I'm guessing he's going on his 12th hour of sleep as I type this and we'll all be better for it.

Sheffield's today is on.  12:30 or so...maybe 1.

If anyone wants to join us, Tonk and I are meeting at Anne Sather's on Belmont for some breakfast around 11.

I was trying - and failing - to explain to Oleg just how fucking alien that whole cornfield experience yesterday was to me.  And by "alien", I mean utterly, utterly fucking brilliant.  Despite Tdubbs' misgivings, if yesterday isn't the highlight of of my trip, I'll be amazed (and, clearly, delighted.)

Golf in the US: golf carts, huge fucking Bloody Marys with four shots of vodka, sunshine, cornfields, cold beer and food delivered to you on the course.

Golf in Europe: none of the above.

By the way, it turns out that Huey's family are really, really cool people.  I can only assume he's adopted.

See you at Ann Sathers/Sheffields, dudes.

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.

Tuesday sounds particularly good.

Let's do Thursday, then.  Venue TBD by somebody other than me.

I'll also be doing Skrinechops for lunch this week - possibly tomorrow?  Oleg?  There's also some discussion of having lunch at Kuma's on Friday, for those of you who can make that.

Portillo's today, I think, and then I'll be going to see the Cubs tonight (natch).  If you want to meet for lunch, give me a call on +31 653 477 868 and we can discuss timings.  I won't be able to read anything here between now and then.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on July 30, 2012, 10:19:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.

Tuesday sounds particularly good.

Let's do Thursday, then.  Venue TBD by somebody other than me.

I'll also be doing Skrinechops for lunch this week - possibly tomorrow?  Oleg?  There's also some discussion of having lunch at Kuma's on Friday, for those of you who can make that.

Portillo's today, I think, and then I'll be going to see the Cubs tonight (natch).  If you want to meet for lunch, give me a call on +31 653 477 868 and we can discuss timings.  I won't be able to read anything here between now and then.

That's too many numbers.

Let's do the slunch earlier in the week b/c from the pic i saw  of tonk and his eating this week, he migh tnot make it to thursday
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.

Tuesday sounds particularly good.

Let's do Thursday, then.  Venue TBD by somebody other than me.

I'll also be doing Skrinechops for lunch this week - possibly tomorrow?  Oleg?  There's also some discussion of having lunch at Kuma's on Friday, for those of you who can make that.

Portillo's today, I think, and then I'll be going to see the Cubs tonight (natch).  If you want to meet for lunch, give me a call on +31 653 477 868 and we can discuss timings.  I won't be able to read anything here between now and then.

How about a dress rehearsal tomorrow at Skrine Chops.
Thursday at Big and Little's?  11:30?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on July 30, 2012, 10:44:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.

Tuesday sounds particularly good.

Let's do Thursday, then.  Venue TBD by somebody other than me.

I'll also be doing Skrinechops for lunch this week - possibly tomorrow?  Oleg?  There's also some discussion of having lunch at Kuma's on Friday, for those of you who can make that.

Portillo's today, I think, and then I'll be going to see the Cubs tonight (natch).  If you want to meet for lunch, give me a call on +31 653 477 868 and we can discuss timings.  I won't be able to read anything here between now and then.

How about a dress rehearsal tomorrow at Skrine Chops.
Thursday at Big and Little's?  11:30?

Jorts?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 10:49:21 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 30, 2012, 10:44:47 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 10:32:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:11:14 AM
Quote from: CT III on July 29, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 29, 2012, 06:49:33 PM

I'm down for a ShoutLunch or 2.  Tuesday and Wednesday are both out for me.  I'll sit down and wait for my options.

I can't make Monday or Tuesday, but am open otherwise.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday sound perfect.

Tuesday sounds particularly good.

Let's do Thursday, then.  Venue TBD by somebody other than me.

I'll also be doing Skrinechops for lunch this week - possibly tomorrow?  Oleg?  There's also some discussion of having lunch at Kuma's on Friday, for those of you who can make that.

Portillo's today, I think, and then I'll be going to see the Cubs tonight (natch).  If you want to meet for lunch, give me a call on +31 653 477 868 and we can discuss timings.  I won't be able to read anything here between now and then.

How about a dress rehearsal tomorrow at Skrine Chops.
Thursday at Big and Little's?  11:30?

Jorts?

Whatever the costume designer wants.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on July 30, 2012, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Did he hit Heaven on Seven yet? Also, when's Butcher & Burger happening?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on July 30, 2012, 12:52:20 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Thursday works. It'll be porktastic.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 30, 2012, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

Kuma's for lunch, dinner, or both on Friday?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 12:19:25 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 30, 2012, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

Kuma's for lunch, dinner, or both on Friday?

Yes.  One of those.  Any preference?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on July 31, 2012, 12:58:33 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 12:19:25 AM
Quote from: Tony on July 30, 2012, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

Kuma's for lunch, dinner, or both on Friday?

Yes.  One of those.  Any preference?

Either one is fine by me.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

What time are all of these wondrous meals happening?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

What time are all of these wondrous meals happening?

Today, B&L, 1130 or as close as we can manage.  The others, who knows?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

What time are all of these wondrous meals happening?

Today, B&L, 1130 or as close as we can manage.  The others, who knows?

I hope to be there by 11:45 or so.  There will be a line so I'm not too worried.

Tonker, please make sure to have your mobile on you.  Who else is going?

Tonker, Morph, me.  I'm assuming Slaky.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:51:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

What time are all of these wondrous meals happening?

Today, B&L, 1130 or as close as we can manage.  The others, who knows?

I hope to be there by 11:45 or so.  There will be a line so I'm not too worried.

Tonker, please make sure to have your mobile on you.  Who else is going?

Tonker, Morph, me.  I'm assuming Slaky.

I can't be there until 12:15 or so... meeting just popped up this morning.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:50:17 AM
Quote from: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:51:13 AM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 09:37:06 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 31, 2012, 09:29:16 AM
Quote from: morpheus on July 31, 2012, 09:20:30 AM
Quote from: Tonker on July 30, 2012, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 30, 2012, 12:29:23 PM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 11:30:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on July 30, 2012, 11:25:06 AM
Quote from: PANK! on July 30, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
*NSBB frowny face at missing out on the flannjlunch at Skrinechops.*

Me too because I'm going to be in Michigan on Tuesday.

Thursday it is, then?

So, Big and Little's tomorrow and Skrine Chops Thursday?  I'm cool with that...anyone else?

Tonk had Big & Littles last time.  Does he really want go back, considering all the available options?  Just wondering.

Yes, I do.  B&L tomorrow and Skrinechops on Thursday it is.  Looks like the burger places (Butcher & Burger, Kuma's) will be Wednesday and Friday, then...

What time are all of these wondrous meals happening?

Today, B&L, 1130 or as close as we can manage.  The others, who knows?

I hope to be there by 11:45 or so.  There will be a line so I'm not too worried.

Tonker, please make sure to have your mobile on you.  Who else is going?

Tonker, Morph, me.  I'm assuming Slaky.

I can't be there until 12:15 or so... meeting just popped up this morning.

OK...I need to be back at the office by around 1:15...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: SKO on July 31, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."

/internet /world
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CT III on August 01, 2012, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."

/internet /world

This is the greatest thing in history.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Bort on August 01, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 01, 2012, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."

/internet /world

This is the greatest thing in history.

Second.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 01, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 01, 2012, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."

/internet /world

This is the greatest thing in history.

Second.

Particularly after Tonk revealed on Sunday that he's totally butthurt about the whole "Australian" thing.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:02:58 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:16:41 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 01, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: CT III on August 01, 2012, 06:28:52 AM
Quote from: SKO on July 31, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Quote from: Oleg on July 31, 2012, 10:31:09 PM
DPD.

Went to Northdown Cafe on Lincoln for dinner and a couple of fine beers with Tonker. Our waitress got off her shift and joined us for a beer.

We got to talking and Tonker told her where he was from, etc.

Eventually, she says to Tonker, "I would have thought you were from Australia."

/internet /world

This is the greatest thing in history.

Second.

Particularly after Tonk revealed on Sunday that he's totally butthurt about the whole "Australian" thing.

Oh, good grief.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:15:58 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

Yes please.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1696.msg244828#msg244828)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:42:37 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1696.msg244828#msg244828)

Kurt's always good for the outside scoop!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:42:37 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
Quote from: Canadouche on August 01, 2012, 09:24:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.
Be prepared to stand in line forever.

Thanks, Chicago.

Um, okay? (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=1696.msg244828#msg244828)

Kurt's always good for the outside scoop!


Heh - well, if I'm wrong I apologize. I can only assume that my visit there was typical, but if in fact there aren't typically long lines of hipster doofuses, I apologize if I mislead anyone.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 09:55:01 AM
I actually find it's better to go on a non-Friday.

Tonk, you'll probably wait for 20-30 minutes. Duck Fat Fries are overrated anyway - get three hot dogs of various origin.

Enjoy - it is a wonderful, heavenly place.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 01, 2012, 10:07:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

I could go for a dog and pickled tomato.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:10:17 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 01, 2012, 10:07:17 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

I could go for a dog and pickled tomato.

How about some deep fried veggies?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

6400 N. is Wisconsin now?

Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 01, 2012, 10:21:55 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 09:45:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 01, 2012, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:25:59 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

In reality, it's half way between downtown and O'Hare.  Well, the original is.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:27:30 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:01:40 AM
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Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

6400 N. is Wisconsin now?



It may as well be.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 10:34:23 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 01, 2012, 10:21:55 AM
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Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

In reality, it's half way between downtown and O'Hare.  Well, the original is.

More importantly, it's conveniently en route to O'Hare.

So: gorge on pizza at Candlelite, zip west on Touhy and Devon to Superdawg for a Whoopskidawg to-go, Nagle to 90 to O'Hare to Den Haag.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:40:11 AM
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Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

In reality, it's half way between downtown and O'Hare.  Well, the original is.

More importantly, it's conveniently en route to O'Hare.

So: gorge on pizza at Candlelite, zip west on Touhy and Devon to Superdawg for a Whoopskidawg to-go, Nagle to 90 to O'Hare to Den Haag.

What a good idea.  If there's one thing I need this week, it's an extra meal.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 10:43:32 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:40:11 AM
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Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

In reality, it's half way between downtown and O'Hare.  Well, the original is.

More importantly, it's conveniently en route to O'Hare.

So: gorge on pizza at Candlelite, zip west on Touhy and Devon to Superdawg for a Whoopskidawg to-go, Nagle to 90 to O'Hare to Den Haag.

What a good idea.  If there's one thing I need this week, it's an extra meal.

I've got you covered, mate. (https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=7452+N+Western+Avenue,+Chicago,+IL&daddr=41.9991777,-87.711683+to:6363+N+Milwaukee+Avenue,+Chicago,+IL+to:O%27Hare+International+Airport,+Chicago,+IL&hl=en&ll=41.988843,-87.788315&spn=0.144434,0.264359&sll=41.997008,-87.710381&sspn=0.072208,0.132179&geocode=Fa0igQIdX_PF-il1UWD8LNAPiDFUq4pCIwyxvQ%3BFUnbgAIdPaDF-imhT_wXPM4PiDGNfnJ-bHt_Sg%3BFaXRgAIdZXnE-innbP_rR8kPiDFlNswdvOxr7w%3BFROAgAId66zC-iGjDSqESTtTiCnRD2A9J7QPiDGjDSqESTtTiA&mra=dpe&mrsp=1&sz=13&via=1&t=m&z=12)

Honestly, it would be a crime to not do this.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on August 01, 2012, 10:48:25 AM
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Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Wish I could get out to HD.  I highly recommend the Thuringer as one of your selections, and remind you its cash only.

As for Candelite/Superdawg-- you could get a 'za to go and wash it down with a lovely shake
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:51:37 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:40:11 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 10:34:23 AM
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Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

In reality, it's half way between downtown and O'Hare.  Well, the original is.

More importantly, it's conveniently en route to O'Hare.

So: gorge on pizza at Candlelite, zip west on Touhy and Devon to Superdawg for a Whoopskidawg to-go, Nagle to 90 to O'Hare to Den Haag.

What a good idea.  If there's one thing I need this week, it's an extra meal.

It is about time someone really stress-tested those steerage lavs. Maybe they'll upgrade you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Okay, chaps, here's what's what:

Tomorrow (Thursday) : Skrinechops at 1145 for a shoutlunch.

Friday : Kuma's corner.  Time TBA (probably mid-afternoon some time).  Lager and shouting in the evening, venue TBA.

Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on August 01, 2012, 11:24:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Okay, chaps, here's what's what:

Tomorrow (Thursday) : Skrinechops at 1145 for a shoutlunch.

Friday : Kuma's corner.  Time TBA (probably mid-afternoon some time).  Lager and shouting in the evening, venue TBA.

Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

Shitballs. See you on the next go 'round. Maybe when this is all over you and I can get a little apartment together with an air conditioner and a bathroom large enough for a shag.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on August 01, 2012, 12:46:50 PM
Quote from: Brownie on August 01, 2012, 10:20:42 AM
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Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: morpheus on August 01, 2012, 09:04:59 AM
Is there a lunch today?

I think I'm going to do Hot Doug's today, actually.

Eating alone, then?

If anybody would like to join me, they'd be very welcome.

I'd join you on a day that I don't work.  Why don't you be a good Aussie and come to the loop for a slunch? 

Because there's going to be a Shoutlunch at Skrinechops tomorrow, and I need to be up Hot Doug's way today anyway...

Too bad you're not going on Friday - that's duck fat fries day.

After Big & Little's truffle fries yesterday, I can live with that.

Go to Superdawg instead and I'll join you.

Much as I'd like to visit Wisconsin...

6400 N. is Wisconsin now?



According to TDubbs, it's actually Canada.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on August 01, 2012, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

In.

that's AM, right?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 04:47:16 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 01, 2012, 12:48:13 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

In.

that's AM, right?

If it had been PM I'd have written 2330, you muppet.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
So, Hot Doug's.  Well worth the three-and-a-half mile walk there (from Paulina Red) and back (to Addison Brown).  I was in and out in 45 minutes, and had the Chicago dog (with everything, natch), the Italian with caramelised onions, and the foie gras/duck.  The first two were outstanding - the best Chicago dog I've had, period, and the best Italian sausage I've had outside of, well... Italy.  The foie gras, though, was something of a disaster.  There's far too much foie gras on it, and it desperately needs something to cut the richness - something sweet and sour, maybe onion marmalade.  The truffle aioli is just making matters worse and absolutely drowns the flavour of the sausage - there's supposed to be sauternes in there which in theory is a fantastic idea but in practice completely disappears behind everything else.

Anyway, the staff were really friendly, the line wasn't too long and the two sausages I did enjoy made me very glad I went.  Next up, Skrinechops.  Or, possibly, the gastro-enterologist.

Also, I'm pretty sure celery salt is the World's second greatest invention, behind babywipes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
there's supposed to be sauternes in there which in theory is a fantastic idea

No, it is not. If I want Château d'Yquem, it's not for putting into a goddamned cooked sausage.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
there's supposed to be sauternes in there which in theory is a fantastic idea

No, it is not. If I want Château d'Yquem, it's not for putting into a goddamned cooked sausage.

Yes, it is.  Sauternes and foie gras is a classic combination.  Why the fuck should the wine you use for cooking be any different to any other ingredient?  You use the best, you get the best.  The dish was just very badly balanced.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on August 01, 2012, 06:02:03 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
there's supposed to be sauternes in there which in theory is a fantastic idea

No, it is not. If I want Château d'Yquem, it's not for putting into a goddamned cooked sausage.

If you're just going to deglaze a pan, you can use Two Buck Chuck or something. But if the wine is a substantial ingredient, the flavor absolutely comes through.

Or, what Tonker said.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:29:05 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 05:06:58 PM
there's supposed to be sauternes in there which in theory is a fantastic idea

No, it is not. If I want Château d'Yquem, it's not for putting into a goddamned cooked sausage.

Sauternes and foie gras is a classic combination. Why the fuck should the wine you use for cooking be any different to any other ingredient? You use the best, you get the best.

You also have to treat the best fucking properly. This concoction is implausible on its face unless the thing never got far above room temperature, in which case it would just be a pâté in a casing. Sweet Jesus, do something sensible (http://alineaphile.com/2010/04/pushed-foie-gras-sauternes-pear-chervil/). It is attachment to name and form, which isn't a bright idea in the first place, and it gets the second half wrong.

[Edit.--And Yuri Milner is a moron.]

[Edit 2.--Here (http://openagricola.nal.usda.gov/Record/IND43896057). Do I have to look up the boiling points?]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Gilgamesh on August 01, 2012, 07:24:43 PM
Are any of you guys taking Tonks to Nick's Fishmarket?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.

Let's pretend that I do understand that.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on August 01, 2012, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.

Let's pretend that I do understand that.

I only drink oxathiolane in months that don't have a "R" in them.  As for 3-propyl-1, that is just uncivilized any time of year.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.

Let's pretend that I do understand that.

That was actually backward. It was identified as a thermal oxidation product in Sauternes from 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide on the basis on varying gas chromatograph nozzle temperature (not present at 45 C, but present at 230 C). The actual compound is responsible for one of the citrus notes in Sauternes. The volatile sulfur compounds are chemically labile and readily perceived; you're not going to "preserve the character" of a complicated wine if you subject it to heat in the presence of oxygen, which is why this is a bad idea.

[Edit.--It was even more backward because I was thinking of 3-sulfanylhexan-1-ol (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19754174), and 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide is 3,3'-disulfanediyldihexan-1-ol.]

[Edit 2.--And as the former is the only stable polyfunctional thiol, we are left with (I) phenylacetaldehyde, (II) 2-phenylethanol, (III) 3-mercaptohexan-1-ol, (IV) ethylhexaonate, (V) beta-damascenone, (VI) gamma-nonalactone, and (I) delta-decalactone as the big guns to be examined.]

[Edit 3.--Modified Edit 2 for shortened cross-referencing purposes.]
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.

Let's pretend that I do understand that.

That was actually backward. It was identified as a thermal oxidation product in Sauternes from 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide on the basis on varying gas chromatograph nozzle temperature (not present at 45 C, but present at 230 C). The actual compound is responsible for one of the citrus notes in Sauternes. The volatile sulfur compounds are chemically labile and readily perceived; you're not going to "preserve the character" of a complicated wine if you subject it to heat in the presence of oxygen, which is why this is a bad idea.

[Edit.--It was even more backward because I was thinking of 3-sulfanylhexan-1-ol (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19754174), and 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide is 3,3'-disulfanediyldihexan-1-ol.]

[Edit 2.--And as the former is the only stable polyfunctional thiol, we are left with (I) phenylacetaldehyde, (II) 2-phenylethanol, (III) 3-mercaptohexan-1-ol, (IV) ethylhexaonate, (V) beta-damascenone, (VI) gamma-nonalactone, and (I) delta-decalactone as the big guns to be examined.]

[Edit 3.--Modified Edit 2 for shortened cross-referencing purposes.]

And... scene?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:24:51 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 01, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Do I have to look up the boiling points?

I'm gonna go ahead and say 'yes' just in case.

You bastard. You do understand that this is going to be more than "protracted," right? You may get to keep 3-propyl-1,2-oxathiolane.

Let's pretend that I do understand that.

That was actually backward. It was identified as a thermal oxidation product in Sauternes from 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide on the basis on varying gas chromatograph nozzle temperature (not present at 45 C, but present at 230 C). The actual compound is responsible for one of the citrus notes in Sauternes. The volatile sulfur compounds are chemically labile and readily perceived; you're not going to "preserve the character" of a complicated wine if you subject it to heat in the presence of oxygen, which is why this is a bad idea.

[Edit.--It was even more backward because I was thinking of 3-sulfanylhexan-1-ol (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19754174), and 3-sulfanylhexanol disulfide is 3,3'-disulfanediyldihexan-1-ol.]

[Edit 2.--And as the former is the only stable polyfunctional thiol, we are left with (I) phenylacetaldehyde, (II) 2-phenylethanol, (III) 3-mercaptohexan-1-ol, (IV) ethylhexaonate, (V) beta-damascenone, (VI) gamma-nonalactone, and (I) delta-decalactone as the big guns to be examined.]

[Edit 3.--Modified Edit 2 for shortened cross-referencing purposes.]

And... scene?

Oh, no, this could go on for ages. I haven't actually had chemistry in 24 years. I'm just now wondering whether a better proxy for these purposes is flash point or boiling point. Of course, somebody could just go buy a case of Sauternes and things could be settled experimentally.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.

Don't burst a foo-foo valve, cobber.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:45:29 PM
DPD. There's also the issue whether verjus would make more sense in this role.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.

Don't burst a foo-foo valve, cobber.

Wheezer, are you capable of making it to the South Loop tomorrow to join us for lunch?
Or is your N.J. Cugnot in for service?

Because this conversation really should take place in person.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.

Don't burst a foo-foo valve, cobber.

Wheezer, are you capable of making it to the South Loop tomorrow to join us for lunch?
Or is your N.J. Cugnot in for service?

Because this conversation really should take place in person.

The odds of my being able to maintain some sort of composure at a meat festival at that hour are quite poor.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: flannj on August 01, 2012, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.

Don't burst a foo-foo valve, cobber.

Wheezer, are you capable of making it to the South Loop tomorrow to join us for lunch?
Or is your N.J. Cugnot in for service?

Because this conversation really should take place in person.

The odds of my being able to maintain some sort of composure at a meat festival at that hour are quite poor.

Your expectations as to the quality of interaction are way overblown.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 11:35:50 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 01, 2012, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 01, 2012, 10:58:11 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 01, 2012, 10:34:17 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 10:29:19 PM
This is all Greek to me.  If you're trying to convince me that, once it's been heated, you can't taste Sauternes in food, then I'm going to go all CHEMISTRY MEATBALL ABOUT THIS, MY FRENT.  I don't believe it.

Don't burst a foo-foo valve, cobber.

Wheezer, are you capable of making it to the South Loop tomorrow to join us for lunch?
Or is your N.J. Cugnot in for service?

Because this conversation really should take place in person.

The odds of my being able to maintain some sort of composure at a meat festival at that hour are quite poor.

Your expectations as to the quality of interaction are way overblown.

My grasp of my freakout potential, however, is spot-on.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

A penicillin allergy? How?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 01:12:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

A penicillin allergy? How?

Well, it was a penicillin reaction on top of the flu, which was itself the proximate cause of the secondary inner ear infection that had required the penicillin prescription in the first place.

It's tough to tease out which of the above was the worst part, but I dropped over 10 pounds inside of a week.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 01:12:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

A penicillin allergy? How?

Well, it was a penicillin reaction on top of the flu, which was itself the proximate cause of the secondary inner ear infection that had required the penicillin prescription in the first place.

It's tough to tease out which of the above was the worst part, but I dropped over 10 pounds inside of a week.

This was swelling and nearly a tracheal catastrophe. Let's just say it's a good thing we were at a doctor's office when this occurred.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on August 02, 2012, 08:03:52 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

You had to stay home tending to your sick husband?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: BH on August 02, 2012, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on August 02, 2012, 08:03:52 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

You had to stay home tending to your sick husband?

It was his college roommate Dan.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on August 02, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.

And, although I don't have a sick wife to whom to tend (GDM), I am also a negative on Skrine this morning.  I am up in Vernon Hills until 11 and then I head back to the city.

Has anyone suggested any kind of fringe gonna drinking tonight?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on August 02, 2012, 08:59:52 AM
Well, I look forward to getting to Skrine around 11:45... And the answer to the the Doug Foie problem is, like most things, Sauterne jelly.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 02, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 02, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.

And, although I don't have a sick wife to whom to tend (GDM), I am also a negative on Skrine this morning.  I am up in Vernon Hills until 11 and then I head back to the city.

Has anyone suggested any kind of fringe gonna drinking tonight?

GONNA DRINKEN!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 04:29:18 PM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 01:20:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 01:12:45 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2012, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 02, 2012, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin.

Ouch. I've been there.

On the plus side, that did prove to be my ticket to dramatic weight loss.

A penicillin allergy? How?

Well, it was a penicillin reaction on top of the flu, which was itself the proximate cause of the secondary inner ear infection that had required the penicillin prescription in the first place.

It's tough to tease out which of the above was the worst part, but I dropped over 10 pounds inside of a week.

This was swelling and nearly a tracheal catastrophe.

JESUS!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on August 02, 2012, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 02, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 02, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.

And, although I don't have a sick wife to whom to tend (GDM), I am also a negative on Skrine this morning.  I am up in Vernon Hills until 11 and then I head back to the city.

Has anyone suggested any kind of fringe gonna drinking tonight?

GONNA DRINKEN!

Where?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on August 02, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 02, 2012, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 02, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 02, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.

And, although I don't have a sick wife to whom to tend (GDM), I am also a negative on Skrine this morning.  I am up in Vernon Hills until 11 and then I head back to the city.

Has anyone suggested any kind of fringe gonna drinking tonight?

GONNA DRINKEN!

Where?

GONNA DRINKEN!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on August 02, 2012, 07:24:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 02, 2012, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 02, 2012, 05:31:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 02, 2012, 09:32:11 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 02, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 01, 2012, 11:53:04 PM
Hey - not going to be able to make Skrinechops after all. I'll be home tending to my sick wife (GDM) who learned the hard way that she's allergic to penicillin. She should be fine but just a bit of a rough day here. Blech.

Anyway Tonk - glad we got to hang out a couple times and I'm looking forward to the Westvleteren.

And, although I don't have a sick wife to whom to tend (GDM), I am also a negative on Skrine this morning.  I am up in Vernon Hills until 11 and then I head back to the city.

Has anyone suggested any kind of fringe gonna drinking tonight?

GONNA DRINKEN!

Where?

GONNA DRINKEN!

Time to gonna drinken?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on August 02, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Okay, chaps, here's what's what:

Tomorrow (Thursday) : Skrinechops at 1145 for a shoutlunch.

Friday : Kuma's corner.  Time TBA (probably mid-afternoon some time).  Lager and shouting in the evening, venue TBA.

Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

Has the time for Kuma's been decided yet?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on August 03, 2012, 12:31:09 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 02, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Okay, chaps, here's what's what:

Tomorrow (Thursday) : Skrinechops at 1145 for a shoutlunch.

Friday : Kuma's corner.  Time TBA (probably mid-afternoon some time).  Lager and shouting in the evening, venue TBA.

Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

Has the time for Kuma's been decided yet?

Not yet.  Work on the basis of around 1500, and I'll call you.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tony on August 03, 2012, 08:27:46 AM
Quote from: Tonker on August 03, 2012, 12:31:09 AM
Quote from: Tony on August 02, 2012, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: Tonker on August 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
Okay, chaps, here's what's what:

Tomorrow (Thursday) : Skrinechops at 1145 for a shoutlunch.

Friday : Kuma's corner.  Time TBA (probably mid-afternoon some time).  Lager and shouting in the evening, venue TBA.

Saturday : Candlelite at around 1130 for 'za.

Has the time for Kuma's been decided yet?

Not yet.  Work on the basis of around 1500, and I'll call you.

That works.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on August 03, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
3:00 PM at Kuma's.  Or, 1500 if you're Australian.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 28, 2013, 08:10:46 PM
Shake-up in Tonkland. (http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/01/28/us-dutch-monarchy-idINBRE90R0RC20130128)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tyrannical-v-day-cards.jpg)
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on January 31, 2013, 09:28:00 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 28, 2013, 08:10:46 PM
Shake-up in Tonkland. (http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/01/28/us-dutch-monarchy-idINBRE90R0RC20130128)

The queen is stepping down in favor of her 45 year old son, whom she feels is finally ready to take over.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tyrannical-v-day-cards.jpg)

Heh... Tonker.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on January 31, 2013, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tyrannical-v-day-cards.jpg)

Heh... Tonker.

Am I missing something?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Internet Apex on January 31, 2013, 04:26:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 31, 2013, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tyrannical-v-day-cards.jpg)

Heh... Tonker.

Am I missing something?

Oleg, he hopes.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: CBStew on January 31, 2013, 08:23:27 PM
Quote from: Tonker on January 31, 2013, 02:03:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 31, 2013, 10:34:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tyrannical-v-day-cards.jpg)

Heh... Tonker.

Am I missing something?

Don't look a gift Valentine in the mouth.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on January 31, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
It's random. Whatever.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 04:53:55 AM
So, STonk and I were chatting this morning about the Cubs and she suggested that, should they make the World Serious, I might want to take a little trip to Chicago to experience it all.  It will all kind of depend on how much a short-notice flight to Chicago will cost me, but it's the week *after* the autumn break here so it might not be too horrendously overpriced and I might, indeed, do it.

Bearing in mind, though, that such a trip would be at least partially funded out of the kids' autumn break pot (helloooo staycation!), and bearing also in mind that, should the Cubs actually make the series, hotel room prices will immediately go apeshit, I'd be looking to couchsurf while in town.  My good buddy Jeff (who I met at the air show last year) has just bought himself a house on W. Argyle, out by the Expressway somewhere, so I don't doubt I could crash with him for a couple of nights, but I don't want to wear out my welcome.

So, the long and the short* of it is that, should the Cubs make the Series, and should the flight not be too expensive, I'd be looking to tag-team my way through a week in town.  If you've got a spare bed, or a couch, or even an air mattress on the floor, and wouldn't mind me crashing for a couple of nights, let me know.  People who live outside the reach of the CTA need not apply, you fucking yokels.

I will have money to buy you beer, if that helps.  I am also quite domesticated and useful around the home and will be happy to help out and/or bodge your little jobs just as thoroughly as you could bodge them yourself.

*looking at you, Oleg
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:08:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 04:53:55 AM
So, STonk and I were chatting this morning about the Cubs and she suggested that, should they make the World Serious, I might want to take a little trip to Chicago to experience it all.  It will all kind of depend on how much a short-notice flight to Chicago will cost me, but it's the week *after* the autumn break here so it might not be too horrendously overpriced and I might, indeed, do it.

Bearing in mind, though, that such a trip would be at least partially funded out of the kids' autumn break pot (helloooo staycation!), and bearing also in mind that, should the Cubs actually make the series, hotel room prices will immediately go apeshit, I'd be looking to couchsurf while in town.  My good buddy Jeff (who I met at the air show last year) has just bought himself a house on W. Argyle, out by the Expressway somewhere, so I don't doubt I could crash with him for a couple of nights, but I don't want to wear out my welcome.

So, the long and the short* of it is that, should the Cubs make the Series, and should the flight not be too expensive, I'd be looking to tag-team my way through a week in town.  If you've got a spare bed, or a couch, or even an air mattress on the floor, and wouldn't mind me crashing for a couple of nights, let me know.  People who live outside the reach of the CTA need not apply, you fucking yokels.

I will have money to buy you beer, if that helps.  I am also quite domesticated and useful around the home and will be happy to help out and/or bodge your little jobs just as thoroughly as you could bodge them yourself.

*looking at you, Oleg

Dadgummit, bumped my own post off the page.  See above and get your bids in early, chums!
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: thehawk on September 03, 2016, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:08:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 04:53:55 AM
So, STonk and I were chatting this morning about the Cubs and she suggested that, should they make the World Serious, I might want to take a little trip to Chicago to experience it all.  It will all kind of depend on how much a short-notice flight to Chicago will cost me, but it's the week *after* the autumn break here so it might not be too horrendously overpriced and I might, indeed, do it.

Bearing in mind, though, that such a trip would be at least partially funded out of the kids' autumn break pot (helloooo staycation!), and bearing also in mind that, should the Cubs actually make the series, hotel room prices will immediately go apeshit, I'd be looking to couchsurf while in town.  My good buddy Jeff (who I met at the air show last year) has just bought himself a house on W. Argyle, out by the Expressway somewhere, so I don't doubt I could crash with him for a couple of nights, but I don't want to wear out my welcome.

So, the long and the short* of it is that, should the Cubs make the Series, and should the flight not be too expensive, I'd be looking to tag-team my way through a week in town.  If you've got a spare bed, or a couch, or even an air mattress on the floor, and wouldn't mind me crashing for a couple of nights, let me know.  People who live outside the reach of the CTA need not apply, you fucking yokels.

I will have money to buy you beer, if that helps.  I am also quite domesticated and useful around the home and will be happy to help out and/or bodge your little jobs just as thoroughly as you could bodge them yourself.

*looking at you, Oleg

Dadgummit, bumped my own post off the page.  See above and get your bids in early, chums!

Our guest room is available as well
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 04, 2016, 05:33:23 AM
Quote from: thehawk on September 03, 2016, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:08:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 04:53:55 AM
So, STonk and I were chatting this morning about the Cubs and she suggested that, should they make the World Serious, I might want to take a little trip to Chicago to experience it all.  It will all kind of depend on how much a short-notice flight to Chicago will cost me, but it's the week *after* the autumn break here so it might not be too horrendously overpriced and I might, indeed, do it.

Bearing in mind, though, that such a trip would be at least partially funded out of the kids' autumn break pot (helloooo staycation!), and bearing also in mind that, should the Cubs actually make the series, hotel room prices will immediately go apeshit, I'd be looking to couchsurf while in town.  My good buddy Jeff (who I met at the air show last year) has just bought himself a house on W. Argyle, out by the Expressway somewhere, so I don't doubt I could crash with him for a couple of nights, but I don't want to wear out my welcome.

So, the long and the short* of it is that, should the Cubs make the Series, and should the flight not be too expensive, I'd be looking to tag-team my way through a week in town.  If you've got a spare bed, or a couch, or even an air mattress on the floor, and wouldn't mind me crashing for a couple of nights, let me know.  People who live outside the reach of the CTA need not apply, you fucking yokels.

I will have money to buy you beer, if that helps.  I am also quite domesticated and useful around the home and will be happy to help out and/or bodge your little jobs just as thoroughly as you could bodge them yourself.

*looking at you, Oleg

Dadgummit, bumped my own post off the page.  See above and get your bids in early, chums!

Our guest room is available as well

Fantastic.  You're a very nice man.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Yeti on September 04, 2016, 08:05:56 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:08:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 04:53:55 AM
So, STonk and I were chatting this morning about the Cubs and she suggested that, should they make the World Serious, I might want to take a little trip to Chicago to experience it all.  It will all kind of depend on how much a short-notice flight to Chicago will cost me, but it's the week *after* the autumn break here so it might not be too horrendously overpriced and I might, indeed, do it.

Bearing in mind, though, that such a trip would be at least partially funded out of the kids' autumn break pot (helloooo staycation!), and bearing also in mind that, should the Cubs actually make the series, hotel room prices will immediately go apeshit, I'd be looking to couchsurf while in town.  My good buddy Jeff (who I met at the air show last year) has just bought himself a house on W. Argyle, out by the Expressway somewhere, so I don't doubt I could crash with him for a couple of nights, but I don't want to wear out my welcome.

So, the long and the short* of it is that, should the Cubs make the Series, and should the flight not be too expensive, I'd be looking to tag-team my way through a week in town.  If you've got a spare bed, or a couch, or even an air mattress on the floor, and wouldn't mind me crashing for a couple of nights, let me know.  People who live outside the reach of the CTA need not apply, you fucking yokels.

I will have money to buy you beer, if that helps.  I am also quite domesticated and useful around the home and will be happy to help out and/or bodge your little jobs just as thoroughly as you could bodge them yourself.

*looking at you, Oleg

Dadgummit, bumped my own post off the page.  See above and get your bids in early, chums!

I'll offer mine. The Amtrak isn't far
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:08:36 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

I know that, I took the L when I went there.  Still, dangerously near the end of the line, old son.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on September 05, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

If by some miracle I still have a place, you're completely welcome down in Hyde Park. I even insist upon being the one to sleep on the floor when I have a guest (never did find the leak in the Aerobed, but I manage).
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on September 05, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

If by some miracle I still have a place, you're completely welcome down in Hyde Park. I even insist upon being the one to sleep on the floor when I have a guest (never did find the leak in the Aerobed, but I manage).

Thanks, Wheez, that's very kind of you - although Hyde Park would be more attractive as a place to stay were it the Sox we were talking about.  Why are you expecting not to have a place, by the way?  Or is that just your customary optimism leaking out?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Eli on September 05, 2016, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on September 05, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

If by some miracle I still have a place, you're completely welcome down in Hyde Park. I even insist upon being the one to sleep on the floor when I have a guest (never did find the leak in the Aerobed, but I manage).

Thanks, Wheez, that's very kind of you - although Hyde Park would be more attractive as a place to stay were it the Sox we were talking about.  Why are you expecting not to have a place, by the way?  Or is that just your customary optimism leaking out?

You're welcome in my upstairs guest room. I can drop you off at the train station on my way to work, and then it's a mere 8-to-14-hour train ride to Chicago depending on how Amtrak feels that day.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:09:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 05, 2016, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on September 05, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

If by some miracle I still have a place, you're completely welcome down in Hyde Park. I even insist upon being the one to sleep on the floor when I have a guest (never did find the leak in the Aerobed, but I manage).

Thanks, Wheez, that's very kind of you - although Hyde Park would be more attractive as a place to stay were it the Sox we were talking about.  Why are you expecting not to have a place, by the way?  Or is that just your customary optimism leaking out?

You're welcome in my upstairs guest room. I can drop you off at the train station on my way to work, and then it's a mere 8-to-14-hour train ride to Chicago depending on how Amtrak feels that day.

It would almost be worth it for that sweet, sweet BBBQ.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Saul Goodman on September 06, 2016, 03:45:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 02:09:56 AM
Quote from: Eli on September 05, 2016, 08:37:21 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on September 05, 2016, 12:05:46 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

If by some miracle I still have a place, you're completely welcome down in Hyde Park. I even insist upon being the one to sleep on the floor when I have a guest (never did find the leak in the Aerobed, but I manage).

Thanks, Wheez, that's very kind of you - although Hyde Park would be more attractive as a place to stay were it the Sox we were talking about.  Why are you expecting not to have a place, by the way?  Or is that just your customary optimism leaking out?

You're welcome in my upstairs guest room. I can drop you off at the train station on my way to work, and then it's a mere 8-to-14-hour train ride to Chicago depending on how Amtrak feels that day.

It would almost be worth it for that sweet, sweet BBBQ.

You could also stay with me. There's an Original Tommy's Hamburgers nearby and convenient flights to Chicago from Bob Hope International/Burbank daily. Only a few hours, easy peasy. I'll wait for you at the airport. Except LAX, if you fly into LAX you're on your own.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

I'm optimistic that it won't be as fucking hot as it was last time I crashed on Oleg's couch, which can only be a good thing.  Christ, that was a long night.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:51:26 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

I'm also gonna need someone to go ahead and sort out a disposable credit card for me, too.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:56:01 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Don't forget that we stayed round that way before we came out to Menver last year, and really, really liked it there.  I'll book you in for a couple of nights on a provisional basis, you lucky thing.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on September 06, 2016, 10:56:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:51:26 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

I'm also gonna need someone to go ahead and sort out a disposable credit card for me, too.

Someone call?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 06, 2016, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

RV's waiting for the latest SkyMall to hit the presses so he can get the most expensive one on the market.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 06, 2016, 10:56:50 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:51:26 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

I'm also gonna need someone to go ahead and sort out a disposable credit card for me, too.

Someone call?

I actually think I'll manage without this time, but thanks, buddy.  I thought you'd moved jobs, though?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: morpheus on September 06, 2016, 11:18:07 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

I'm optimistic that it won't be as fucking hot as it was last time I crashed on Oleg's couch, which can only be a good thing.  Christ, that was a long night.

Well, with your legs completely off of the couch it must have been hard to sleep.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: R-V on September 06, 2016, 12:49:49 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

RV's waiting for the latest SkyMall to hit the presses so he can get the most expensive one on the market.

If I'm headed out for a long weekend with the kids, I usually go with a low-cost option like this one (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/maxi-cosi-reg-pria-trade-70-convertible-car-seat-in-limited-edition-brown-leather/1041346792?skuId=41346792&mcid=PS_googlepla_nonbrand_baby_&adpos=1o3&creative=43742622109&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&product_id=41346792&gclid=CIXrppal-84CFYaVvAoduGYMrQ) so I don't feel bad about throwing it away at the airport.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on September 06, 2016, 12:52:27 PM
Quote from: R-V on September 06, 2016, 12:49:49 PM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on September 06, 2016, 10:46:30 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 06, 2016, 10:26:00 AM
Quote from: Oleg on September 06, 2016, 10:20:22 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 11:28:45 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 05, 2016, 10:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 05, 2016, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Cannonball Titcomb on September 04, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 04, 2016, 09:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on September 03, 2016, 01:06:26 PM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on September 03, 2016, 01:03:20 PM
Casa Nova is at your complete disposal.

Whoa, just snuck in there under the CTA bar, huh?

Cheers, old friend.  You're on the list and, subject to the forthcoming lottery, could well the lucky recipient of a visit from me!  What a time to be alive, eh?

The L is a half block from my house, man.

For someone beseeching the benevolence & hospitality of his Internet friends, Tonker sure is rather shot-cally.

So all of a sudden I'm supposed to be all nice, and friendly, and kind and shit, just because I want something?  You guys would smell that a fucking mile away.

We just figured after two world wars, you'd be happy with any American assistance.

Except for your comparison to be valid you'd need to be charging me huge amounts to let me stay.

You'll at least help me change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

I can also use some help changing smoke detector batteries...

I'm pretty sure it's needless to say but you (Tonker not Fork) are more than welcome on my couch or air mattress.  Strangley, I'm pretty sure Fork is much more convenient for the L but I do live around the corner from Rosa's.  And, when the Cubs make it to the WS, I'm pretty sure no one is going to be expecting me at work anyway.

Let's wait and see if your accommodations are up to King Tonker's exacting standards.  If you're lucky, you'll make the cut.

Also, if you could buy a car seat for Tonk as well, that would be great.

RV's waiting for the latest SkyMall to hit the presses so he can get the most expensive one on the market.

If I'm headed out for a long weekend with the kids, I usually go with a low-cost option like this one (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/maxi-cosi-reg-pria-trade-70-convertible-car-seat-in-limited-edition-brown-leather/1041346792?skuId=41346792&mcid=PS_googlepla_nonbrand_baby_&adpos=1o3&creative=43742622109&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&product_id=41346792&gclid=CIXrppal-84CFYaVvAoduGYMrQ) so I don't feel bad about throwing it away at the airport.

Shitty death.  Do you think they do those in adult sizes?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 01:23:02 PM
So, wait, is this gonna hai?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 01:41:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 01:23:02 PM
So, wait, is this gonna hai?

Yes, mate.  Fork is picking me up from O'Hare on Thursday afternoon and I'll be in town until I fly to Jersey on Monday morning.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Chuck to Chuck on October 25, 2016, 01:55:07 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 01:41:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 01:23:02 PM
So, wait, is this gonna hai?

Yes, mate.  Fork is picking me up from O'Hare on Thursday afternoon and I'll be in town until I fly to Jersey on Monday morning.

Holy shit, really?
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 02:14:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 25, 2016, 01:55:07 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 01:41:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 01:23:02 PM
So, wait, is this gonna hai?

Yes, mate.  Fork is picking me up from O'Hare on Thursday afternoon and I'll be in town until I fly to Jersey on Monday morning.

Holy shit, really?

No, not really?

Yes, really.
Title: Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
Post by: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 02:45:22 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 02:14:35 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 25, 2016, 01:55:07 PM
Quote from: Tonker on October 25, 2016, 01:41:12 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on October 25, 2016, 01:23:02 PM
So, wait, is this gonna hai?

Yes, mate.  Fork is picking me up from O'Hare on Thursday afternoon and I'll be in town until I fly to Jersey on Monday morning.

Holy shit, really?

No, not really?

Yes, really.

Thank G-d I still have a few pennies left for bus fare.