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Wheezer

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #285 on: May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #286 on: May 25, 2011, 02:36:48 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

So will you have BC staying with you guys?  Does this mean Morph can crash at my place?
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #287 on: May 25, 2011, 08:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

I feel the urge to film this whole thing. Try to talk me out of it.
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Wheezer

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #288 on: May 25, 2011, 11:53:07 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 02:36:48 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on May 25, 2011, 12:56:14 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 25, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 24, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
All right, listen up.  There are two tickets available for the Tuesday evening game next week, and one for the Wednesday day game.  Shout up if you want them.  Tuesday is me and Yetti, Wednesday is me, Oleg and Bort.  First come, first served.

Hawk has the fourth and final ticket for Wednesday now.  So, now we just need two lucky, lucky people who get to spend the evening with Yetti and me.

I'm already spending the night with him.

[Edit.--And just to belay any attempts at cleverness, no, it is not clear how to sneak BC up the freight elevator.]

So will you have BC staying with you guys?  Does this mean Morph can crash at my place?

I've never been to this W, so I don't know if we're going to have a couch. And if we wind up checking in during the middle of night, it might be kind of obvious. I suppose we could try to get there beforehand and scope it out.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #289 on: May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM »
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #290 on: May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #291 on: May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #292 on: May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #293 on: May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #294 on: May 26, 2011, 01:43:04 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

Guess we'll need you in it then.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #295 on: May 26, 2011, 01:47:22 PM »
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

Aye. 'Tis.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #296 on: May 26, 2011, 01:50:19 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

PANK likes big wangs in his pictures.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #297 on: May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM »
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.
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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #298 on: May 27, 2011, 12:43:17 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2011, 11:58:24 AM
That Yetti Guy and Tonks are going to the game Tuesday and sitting in my seats.  I still have two more of those seats, which I'll have in my possession tonight at Galway Bay.  You can either speak for them now or haggle with me tonight.  $31 FACE.  See you girls tonight.

Still plenty of good seats available to watch your Desipiot Heroes take on the local blue-collar scuz on the 16" Softball diamond  Tuesday night. If you like men in tight pants, I'll be there, sweaty as hell, bent over at the waist alot while pitching and hitting the occasional home run. If you like short men with banged up knees, Oleg will be there with his hitter box. If you like ballroom dancing, obscure hockey factoids and workout jeans, Fork will be there chatting up anybody and everybody behind the dish. And if you like timeless, gut-splittingly hilarious fits of rage complete with buckets of spittle and asspain, Huey will be there as well. But if you like sexy bearded men with rifle arms and prodigious power, go to San Francisco, cuz that's where Slaky will be while we flounder in his absence.

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Re: Coming to America, Part the Third.
« Reply #299 on: May 27, 2011, 12:43:38 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 26, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 26, 2011, 01:26:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:24:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 26, 2011, 01:17:07 PM
Quote from: Tony on May 26, 2011, 01:14:49 PM
What are the Tonkfest details? Fork has his Hawks wake Friday night right? Is that it? Wasn't there going to be another bar outing on the agenda?

Watching Cubs-Pirates at Sheffield's on Saturday.

Per Google Calendar, 11am to 3am.

Tonkfest is on google calendar? Wow. Organized.

No shit. And if the weather's decent a bunch of us are going up on the roof at Sheffield's to lay naked until Google Earth takes our picture. Posterity, my friend.

Just be sure that picture has something BIG.

I, for one, saw what you did there.  And I approve.
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