William Duell (http://www.avclub.com/articles/rip-william-duell-from-one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-n,67394/)
Bonk?
Is that you?
Priest: What do you know about life after death?
Johnny: I wouldn't know anything about it.
[ Priest slips Johnny some folded up cash ]
Johnny: You talking existential being or anthropomorphic deity?