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Slaky

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #75 on: May 14, 2009, 03:08:05 PM »
Bobby Boss Scales with a 2 run double. Splooge it or lose it, kids.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2009, 03:16:51 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on May 14, 2009, 03:08:05 PM
Bobby Boss Scales with a 2 run double. Splooge it or lose it, kids.

Not Boss Bobby Scales? Splooge either way.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2009, 03:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Slakee on May 14, 2009, 03:08:05 PM
Splooge it or lose it, kids.

Ah, so that's how it works.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2009, 03:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 14, 2009, 03:16:51 PM
Quote from: Slakee on May 14, 2009, 03:08:05 PM
Bobby Boss Scales with a 2 run double. Splooge it or lose it, kids.

Not Boss Bobby Scales? Splooge either way.

That works better - go with that.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2009, 03:30:43 PM »
Good God.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM »
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2009, 03:34:49 PM »
BOSS BOBBY SCALES

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2009, 03:40:14 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

Unfortunately, probably not.  He's still the only backup SS on the roster.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2009, 03:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 14, 2009, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

Unfortunately, probably not.  He's still the only backup SS on the roster.

Well, fuck.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2009, 03:50:57 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 14, 2009, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

Unfortunately, probably not.  He's still the only backup SS on the roster.

Why can't Fontenot play SS?

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2009, 04:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 14, 2009, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

Unfortunately, probably not.  He's still the only backup SS on the roster.

BOBBY SCALES resents the inference that he cannot play shortstop.
I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »
Ron Santo just named Boss Bobby the Chevrolet Player of the Game.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2009, 04:31:43 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 14, 2009, 03:50:57 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on May 14, 2009, 03:40:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 14, 2009, 03:31:44 PM
And Aaron Fucking Miles, realizing his time may now be short in Chicago, knocks in a run too.

Unfortunately, probably not.  He's still the only backup SS on the roster.

Why can't Fontenot play SS?

Good point.  If Theriot can't play it, why can't anyone not play it?
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2009, 04:32:12 PM »
An excellent choice, it's not like the starting pitcher went seven innings and had three hits and two RBI or anything.


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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2009, 05:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on May 14, 2009, 04:23:44 PM
Ron Santo just named Boss Bobby the Chevrolet Player of the Game.

He also claimed the Bears traded for Jake Peavy....