Totally Unlistenable

[pisomojado8]

Today's Jim Belushi visit made it sound like there were two Ron Santos in the booth.  Yikes.

[Slaky]

Today's Jim Belushi visit made it sound like there were two Ron Santos in the booth.  Yikes.

I really hadn't planned on having to listen to these two nimrods moan in unison and scream GO at a Soto fly ball to the middle depths of the outfield.

Dear Gravity,

Please use your mightiest tug on Jim Belushi's Hawaiian shirt when he sings the stretch and drop him forcefully onto a very, very hard metal object. Thanks.

Andy C.

[Reuschels_Jowls]

Today's Jim Belushi visit made it sound like there were two Ron Santos in the booth.  Yikes.

I really hadn't planned on having to listen to these two nimrods moan in unison and scream GO at a Soto fly ball to the middle depths of the outfield.

Dear Gravity,

Please use your mightiest tug on Jim Belushi's Hawaiian shirt when he sings the stretch and drop him forcefully onto a very, very hard metal object. Thanks.

Andy C.

Dear Andy C.,

Do you honestly think that if I had a say here, I would have allowed the world to suffer through all 26 fucking seasons of "According to Jim?"

I'm disappointed you don't know me better than that, especially after that weekend in Veracruz.

Sincerely yours,

Gravity

[Canadouche]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

[TDubbs]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

Why do you always have to bring every single thread back to your horrible jokes? 

pedophile

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

Why do you always have to bring every single thread back to your horrible jokes? 

pedophile

I outsourced to Canada.

[Canadouche]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

Why do you always have to bring every single thread back to your horrible jokes? 

pedophile

My jokes are horrible?  Well, at least I have my awesome photoshop skills.

piece of shit date rapist

[Weebs]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

Why do you always have to bring every single thread back to your horrible jokes? 

pedophile

My jokes are horrible?  Well, at least I have my awesome photoshop skills.

piece of shit date rapist

Stop ruining things'd.

another thing that isn't funny

[Kermit, B.]

Dudes, it's Friday, and it's nice out.  No one wants to work.  No one wants to follow the Cubs.  This should be a place of relaxation and enjoyment.  Can everyone please stop fucking sucking at messageboarding?

[Eli]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

[Canadouche]

Let's just say I'm happy I wasn't near a radio and only was privy to his punchable face on TV with no sound.

Oh, you would have loved it.  Garry must have pointed out how much he loves everything about Chicago and the Cubs at least a dozen times.

He also talked about how much Chicago winters suck!

And what a shame it is that the Pirates don't draw more fans.

At least he didn't mention the Santo statue thing.

A Santo statue?  How would they get it to stand?

Why do you always have to bring every single thread back to your horrible jokes? 

pedophile

My jokes are horrible?  Well, at least I have my awesome photoshop skills.

piece of shit date rapist

Stop ruining things'd.

But TDubbs IS a rapist

My apologies, Weebs.  I was just responding to Chad's off-topic comment directed at me.  

[Slaky]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

[Internet Apex]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

[Weebs]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

[Internet Apex]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I am? Oh shit.