Totally Unlistenable

[ChuckD]

I just turned on FOX to watch my first game of postseason baseball. My eyesockets were promptly dryfucked by some sort of World Series highlight reel/sci-fi trailer teaser for Avatar. So, that was fun.

[Kermit, B.]

I just turned on FOX to watch my first game of postseason baseball. My eyesockets were promptly dryfucked by some sort of World Series highlight reel/sci-fi trailer teaser for Avatar. So, that was fun.

That was the most nonsensical mash-up I've seen in a while.

[MAD]

I just turned on FOX to watch my first game of postseason baseball. My eyesockets were promptly dryfucked by some sort of World Series highlight reel/sci-fi trailer teaser for Avatar. So, that was fun.

What do eyescockets have to do with a thread entitled "Totally Unlistenable"?

Back on topic--Wayne Larrivee on AM-620 as the home call for Pack/Vikings...he actually calls their QB "A Rod".   3 times in the 20 minutes I heard him.

Annoying on so many levels.  And I used to love Wayne as much as was healthy for any Bears fan back in the day.

[Andy]

For what it's worth he used to annoy the shit out of me by just referring to Favre as "Brett" and every other player by his last name.

But I loved it when he did Bears games.  Wayne knows how to set-up and describe a play.  Something Joniak will be forever lost at.

[CT III]

Rick Morrissey has always been terrible, but the collective hack job that he and the Trib sports have pulled the last two days is amazing to me.  Yesterday, Fred Mitchell took time out from chronicling where various retired athletes eat dinner (credit TDubbs) to call up Rex Grossman's dad Dan and ask him what he thought of the way the Bears handle quarterbacks.  As you would think, Mr. Grossman was less than impressed, which is fine, although I'm not sure why a major newspaper would bother to give a forum to an ex-QB's opthamologist father to analyze football.  

So this morning, I open the sports section and find that 2/3s of the damn thing (including 2 front page columns) are devoted to ripping Dan Grossman.

What.  The.  Fuck.

Morrissey's is the worst of course, as he wonders why parents are so quick to fight their children's battles when newspaper people call up and ask them questions about it or something.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-18-morrissey-bears-chicago-nov18,0,6095118.column

[Saul Goodman]

No more Line Drive Base Hits in the playoffs! (hopefully)

[Armchair_QB]

No more Line Drive Base Hits in the playoffs! (hopefully)

I hope the Cardinals hire him. It will save time if I can hate them both all at once.

[MAD]

No more Line Drive Base Hits in the playoffs! (hopefully)

I hope the Cardinals hire him. It will save time if I can hate them both all at once.

Is someone reading ahead?

Adding...well done, Andy.

[CT III]

No more Line Drive Base Hits in the playoffs! (hopefully)

I hope the Cardinals hire him. It will save time if I can hate them both all at once.

Is someone reading ahead?

Adding...well done, Andy.

I want Chip to get the job in Houston and push Milo Hamilton out the door on the way in.

Just to fuck with Milo's head one last time.

[R-V]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

[Gil Gunderson]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

Can't they put the Webio story to rest already?

[Internet Apex]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

I don't know who the hell this Bruno Cohen turd is supposed to be but I know that I need to punch him the face as hard as I can.

[CBStew]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

I don't know who the hell this Bruno Cohen turd is supposed to be but I know that I need to punch him the face as hard as I can.

What I want to know is who in the Cohen family names their son "Bruno"?

[MAD]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

I don't know who the hell this Bruno Cohen turd is supposed to be but I know that I need to punch him the face as hard as I can.

What I want to know is who in the Cohen family names their son "Bruno"?

Maybe James Caan is the kid's godfather?

[CT III]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

I don't know who the hell this Bruno Cohen turd is supposed to be but I know that I need to punch him the face as hard as I can.

What I want to know is who in the Cohen family names their son "Bruno"?

Maybe James Caan is the kid's godfather?

My head just exploded while considering the religious ramifications.