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[Andy]

If only channel 7 had thought of this, they could have united North and Yellon.

[MAD]

If only channel 7 had thought of this, they could have united North and Yellon.

These occurrences would become more common, methinks.

[Kermit, B.]

How is it "new" and "exciting" when it has already completely failed once?

[Oleg]

How is it "new" and "exciting" when it has already completely failed once twice?

Score'd!

[Armchair_QB]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

[CT III]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

Even now, my armies are massing on the Cook/DuPage border, ready to sweep in and seize Strogerville in the chaos.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

Even now, my armies are massing on the Cook/DuPage border, ready to sweep in and seize Strogerville in the chaos.

As we speak, Ayatollah Oberweis and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

[Kermit, B.]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

Even now, my armies are massing on the Cook/DuPage border, ready to sweep in and seize Strogerville in the chaos.

You didn't invite me?  Dick.

[Quality Start Machine]

WGN now has chicagonow.com radio every Saturday morning.

Kerm could have been a star.

[CT III]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

Even now, my armies are massing on the Cook/DuPage border, ready to sweep in and seize Strogerville in the chaos.

You didn't invite me?  Dick.

Maybe if you showed up in the Shoutbox once in a while...

[Slaky]

Oh dear god.

CBS 2 Chicago announced today that it will launch Monsters and Money in the Morning, an innovative new local weekday 5- 7 a.m. show, beginning February 1, 2010. The morning talk show will feature an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters and a mix of candid discussion of local sports topics, regional business issues and personal money management, as well as news headlines, weather and traffic.

Monsters and Money in the Morning will originate from CBS 2's studios and be hosted by an ensemble of veteran Chicago broadcasters, including sportscasters Mike North and Dan Jiggetts – widely recognized by local fans as "The Monsters," along with Chicago Sun-Times money expert and author Terry Savage and former CNBC business reporter Mike Hegedus.

"It's time for something new and smart that will differentiate CBS 2 from its competitors," said CBS 2 President & General Manager Bruno Cohen.

This is a vortex of suck that could completely obliterate all of Cook County.

Even now, my armies are massing on the Cook/DuPage border, ready to sweep in and seize Strogerville in the chaos.

You didn't invite me?  Dick.

Maybe if you showed up in the Shoutbox once in a while...

Fuck you and your boxes.

[Kermit, B.]

WGN now has chicagonow.com radio every Saturday morning.

Kerm could have been an spinoff of a fading blog star.

NSBB'ed.

[CT III]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

[Shooter]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

Jason Whitlock, via Twitter, does not approve:

Sun-Times hiring of Rick Morrissey worse than Trib's hiring of Mike Downey. Newspaper editors need to be put on trial for killing industry.

[MAD]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

YoMorrissey's so delusional that he probably sees himself as Royko, sitting piss drunk at the Billy Goat, smirking to Roger Ebert after he had made his "dead fish" comment, only Rick's high on 7 Coors Lights in his basement, and instead of Roger Ebert he's got a cardboard-cutout of Dave Kaplan in the place where his wife used to sit.