Totally Unlistenable

[Slaky]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

[Gil Gunderson]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

What person over at NBC thinks that Leno is funny?  Is his power over older, more conservative viewers that significant?  Fuck Leno.

[PenFoe]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

The only way this ends well is with Jimmy Fallon getting fed into a wood chipper.

[ChuckD]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

Seriously, I'm kind of glad to see this. Conan watered himself down for the Tonight Show; I couldn't handle it for more than about a week. Here's hoping he can be funny when nobody is watching again. Although it seems that nobody's watching him right now anyway, so who the fuck knows.

[Tony]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

Seriously, I'm kind of glad to see this. Conan watered himself down for the Tonight Show; I couldn't handle it for more than about a week. Here's hoping he can be funny when nobody is watching again. Although it seems that nobody's watching him right now anyway, so who the fuck knows.

Conan going back to his old spot would be great, but I can't see him taking the demotion. I'm going to hitch a ride on the Conan-Simpsons bandwagon, even if it isn't realistic either.

[Slaky]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

Seriously, I'm kind of glad to see this. Conan watered himself down for the Tonight Show; I couldn't handle it for more than about a week. Here's hoping he can be funny when nobody is watching again. Although it seems that nobody's watching him right now anyway, so who the fuck knows.

I don't disagree with you at all. I mean he's been way less funny than the old show, but it's still Conan and I still try and watch whenever I can. Maybe another network hires him away, I just can't imagine what network.

[Gil Gunderson]

Perhaps this should best be categorized at totally unwatchable, but this is terrible news.

Oh my...what world are we living in? Maybe somehow Conan can go back to a later slot and get his edge back. Or maybe he ends up making the Simpsons funny again.

Seriously, I'm kind of glad to see this. Conan watered himself down for the Tonight Show; I couldn't handle it for more than about a week. Here's hoping he can be funny when nobody is watching again. Although it seems that nobody's watching him right now anyway, so who the fuck knows.

I don't disagree with you at all. I mean he's been way less funny than the old show, but it's still Conan and I still try and watch whenever I can. Maybe another network hires him away, I just can't imagine what network.

FOX?

[Internet Apex]

David Letterman, dumb fucks.

[JD]

They all suck.  Just read if you're up that late.

[Shooter]

They all suck.  Just read masturbate if you're up that late.

[CT III]

Somebody let me know when they reanimate the corpses of Carson and McMahon.  That's good watchin'.

[fiveouts]

Lee Corso: drunk or stroke after affects?

[Wheezer]

Somebody let me know when they reanimate the corpses of Carson and McMahon.  That's good watchin'.

Ed McMahon is DEAD???

[Shooter]

Lee Corso: drunk or stroke after affects?

Intrepid reader: Abe Simpson

A little from column A and a little from column B.

[Andy]

Lee Corso: drunk or stroke after affects?

His halftime performance might have been a little of both.  All season long, he did a good job of covering up the effects of the stroke he had last winter, but when he'd get worked up, he'd start slurring.  He was so pissed off about that shovel pass that Texas threw for a pick six right before that half, that his tirade was completely unintelligible.

Then again, it's Corso, even if he hadn't been slurring it would have been completely unintelligible.