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[Slaky]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314228/

[Quality Start Machine]

It doesn't matter what the movie is about. The commercial came on and I was subjected to the horror that is Sarah Jessica Parker in HD.

[Powdered Toast Man]

It doesn't matter what the movie is about. The commercial came on and I was subjected to the horror that is Sarah Jessica Parker in HD.

You're so right.  When I saw the commercial, I couldn't figure out if she'd always been that fucking grotesquely ugly or if she's getting progressively grotesquely ugly.  Either way, she's grotesquely ugly.

[BH]

"We're not in Manhattan anymore."

And blamehollywood isn't having it with the HORSE JOKES.

"Those jokes are 15 years old. And she started them. (Go watch Ed Wood and you'll see what I mean.)

You aren't funny. You are using a joke that is assoiciated with a certain actress and recycling jokes just aint funny. Be mature, be original.

Sarah Jessica Parker may not be the most attractive woman in Hollywood, but she certainly aint the least.

Anything you want to say about her acting is fair play; as long as you can back it up. Otherwise stop being a whiny little bitch, and skadaddle. "

Then Thrill, or TMichelle4050 on IMDB, responds.
" I think SJP is very pretty w killer style and great hair. She looks better than 90% of the women I see on a daily basis."

[Quality Start Machine]

SJP is the reason God gave us doggy-style.

[Kermit, B.]

SJP is the reason God gave us doggy-style.

Actually, it was the most anatomically-reasonable way for dogs to have sex.

[BH]

SJP is the reason God gave us doggy-style.

Actually, it was the most anatomically-reasonable way for dogs to have sex.

Zebra-style is my favorite. Amirite?

[Quality Start Machine]

SJP is the reason God gave us doggy-style.

Actually, it was the most anatomically-reasonable way for dogs to have sex.

That's the reason God gave THEM doggy-style.

[CT III]

SJP is the reason God gave us doggy-style.

Actually, it was the most anatomically-reasonable way for dogs to have sex.

Zebra-style is my favorite. Amirite?

*fist bump*