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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #420 on: April 05, 2016, 12:49:25 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2016, 11:46:01 AM
I totally get and agree with the argument that the Cubs have Jake under contract at reasonable dollars through his likely prime so we need to prepare ourselves for him leaving because it's probably the right long-term move. But what if he just keeps pitching like this for the next two years?

I feel like the Cubs should just shut up and give him their money.

Although I also feel that in a few years, the Cubs are going to have trouble paying for their superstars.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #421 on: April 05, 2016, 01:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on April 05, 2016, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2016, 11:46:01 AM
I totally get and agree with the argument that the Cubs have Jake under contract at reasonable dollars through his likely prime so we need to prepare ourselves for him leaving because it's probably the right long-term move. But what if he just keeps pitching like this for the next two years?

I feel like the Cubs should just shut up and give him their money.

Although I also feel that in a few years, the Cubs are going to have trouble paying for their superstars.

Given the way they're building up all these revenue sources I'm not sure. What's the value of the team, doubled, since Ricketts bought?

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #422 on: April 05, 2016, 02:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on April 05, 2016, 12:49:25 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2016, 11:46:01 AM
I totally get and agree with the argument that the Cubs have Jake under contract at reasonable dollars through his likely prime so we need to prepare ourselves for him leaving because it's probably the right long-term move. But what if he just keeps pitching like this for the next two years?

I feel like the Cubs should just shut up and give him their money.

Although I also feel that in a few years, the Cubs are going to have trouble paying for their superstars.

They can always pay for somebody else's superstars then.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #423 on: April 10, 2016, 04:15:26 PM »
Last 22 starts:

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #424 on: April 11, 2016, 08:45:58 AM »
Are we sure he's not actually God? He's got the beard and everything
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #427 on: April 14, 2016, 03:32:36 PM »
Quote"They have designed products specifically to fit my needs on the mound..."

Indeed. I see what he did there.

I'm just grateful that soon my balls will never have to endure another day without being snuggled tightly by some Jake Arrieta endorsed textile product. BOUT GODDAMN TIME!
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #428 on: April 14, 2016, 04:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on April 14, 2016, 03:32:36 PM
Quote"They have designed products specifically to fit my needs on the mound..."

Indeed. I see what he did there.

I'm just grateful that soon my balls will never have to endure another day without being snuggled tightly by some Jake Arrieta endorsed textile product. BOUT GODDAMN TIME!

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #429 on: April 14, 2016, 05:30:28 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #430 on: April 16, 2016, 04:07:13 PM »
With the exception of the last 2 playoff games, he just keeps on churning out great starts.

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #431 on: April 16, 2016, 05:31:58 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2016, 12:00:53 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2016, 11:46:01 AM
I totally get and agree with the argument that the Cubs have Jake under contract at reasonable dollars through his likely prime so we need to prepare ourselves for him leaving because it's probably the right long-term move. But what if he just keeps pitching like this for the next two years?

Then the Cubs are gonna win a lot of games. Which will be awesome.

Yeah. That's a "problem" I don't mind having.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #432 on: April 21, 2016, 09:08:57 PM »
Franchester's butthurt must be off the charts.

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #433 on: April 21, 2016, 09:09:03 PM »
Yawn.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #434 on: April 21, 2016, 09:13:41 PM »
I am enjoying this season, so far.
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