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InternetApex

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #540 on: August 18, 2016, 09:19:31 PM »
I was 100% joking about Jake going off HGH.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #541 on: August 18, 2016, 10:45:57 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on August 18, 2016, 09:19:31 PM
I was 100% joking about Jake going off HGH.

So was he.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #542 on: August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #543 on: August 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Doom aside, that's some high-quality analysis.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #544 on: August 30, 2016, 03:02:01 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Doom aside, that's some high-quality analysis.

Indeed. It gives me some hope they can fix this before October if they can successfully diagnose the problem.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #545 on: August 30, 2016, 03:24:02 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 30, 2016, 03:02:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Doom aside, that's some high-quality analysis.

Indeed. It gives me some hope they can fix this before October if they can successfully diagnose the problem.

Did anyone forward this to Theo?
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #546 on: August 30, 2016, 03:37:38 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 30, 2016, 03:24:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 30, 2016, 03:02:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Doom aside, that's some high-quality analysis.

Indeed. It gives me some hope they can fix this before October if they can successfully diagnose the problem.

Did anyone forward this to Theo?

Not without violating the stalker restraining order
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #547 on: August 30, 2016, 05:00:02 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 30, 2016, 03:24:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 30, 2016, 03:02:01 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 30, 2016, 02:49:20 PM
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Doom aside, that's some high-quality analysis.

Indeed. It gives me some hope they can fix this before October if they can successfully diagnose the problem.

Did anyone forward this to Theo?

I've been on hold with his receptionist all afternoon.  I'm seriously thinking of playing the cancer card.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #548 on: August 30, 2016, 09:35:11 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on August 30, 2016, 02:19:02 PM
DOOM.

Quote from: Canadouche on June 27, 2016, 08:54:23 PM
He'll figure it out. I'm sure it's a mechanical issue. Or maybe he needs a pair of "wild thing" glasses when he pitches.

I mean, what else could it be? If he was nursing an injury, you'd think his velocity would have dropped.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #549 on: September 17, 2016, 05:41:54 PM »
Basically all I want from these last dozen or so meaningless games is everyone getting healthy and rested and Jake getting through 6 or 7 innings without have one where his command goes to complete shit andnhe serves up a meatball.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #550 on: September 23, 2016, 03:35:37 PM »
THAT'S what we needed to see today and something close to that for his last start. The way Lester/Hendricks have been pitching, if Jake's even close to today's performance then we should be looking pretty for October.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #551 on: September 23, 2016, 09:32:25 PM »
It's kind of crazy that a guy who's won 18 games and has a sub 3.00 ERA is the most unreliable, stress-inducing starting pitcher on the team. If Jake is the image of unreliability, then the Cubs have to feel pretty good about their chances.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #552 on: September 26, 2016, 08:01:49 AM »
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 23, 2016, 03:35:37 PM
THAT'S what we needed to see today and something close to that for his last start. The way Lester/Hendricks have been pitching, if Jake's even close to today's performance then we should be looking pretty for October.

We did?  We do?  We are?
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #553 on: September 26, 2016, 09:06:42 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on September 26, 2016, 08:01:49 AM
Quote from: WTB...A RING FFS!! on September 23, 2016, 03:35:37 PM
THAT'S what we needed to see today and something close to that for his last start. The way Lester/Hendricks have been pitching, if Jake's even close to today's performance then we should be looking pretty for October.

We did?  We do?  We are?

I think he's talking about the voices.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #554 on: September 28, 2016, 07:51:45 PM »
*gulp*
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