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PenFoe

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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #75 on: July 06, 2009, 02:49:54 PM »
Quote from: RV on July 06, 2009, 02:41:52 PM
Miles is unfortunately still on the team, but in other shitty Cub news, Farney to KC as the carousel of Baltimore-KC-Cubs suck continues.

QuoteThe Cubs today traded infielder Ryan Freel to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named. Freel was designated for assignment on July 2. The Cubs got him from Baltimore for outfielder Joey Gathright on May 8.

I can't wait to start hating on the PTBNL.

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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #76 on: August 05, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »
He's only been back seven innings and already I want him to develop a scorching case of the clap.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #77 on: August 05, 2009, 08:18:17 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on July 06, 2009, 02:49:54 PM
Quote from: RV on July 06, 2009, 02:41:52 PM
Miles is unfortunately still on the team, but in other shitty Cub news, Farney to KC as the carousel of Baltimore-KC-Cubs suck continues.

QuoteThe Cubs today traded infielder Ryan Freel to the Kansas City Royals for a player to be named. Freel was designated for assignment on July 2. The Cubs got him from Baltimore for outfielder Joey Gathright on May 8.

I can't wait to start hating on the PTBNL.


Roster slot of the damned.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #78 on: August 05, 2009, 09:17:19 PM »
No coincidence that Miles comes back and the offense could only muster four hits tonight. Get rid of this mother fucking midget before it is too late...
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #79 on: August 05, 2009, 09:49:12 PM »
Quote from: BC on August 05, 2009, 09:17:19 PM
No coincidence that Miles comes back and the offense could only muster four hits tonight. Get rid of this mother fucking midget before it is too late...

It's actually the definition of a coincidence.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM »
FUCK
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #81 on: August 11, 2009, 10:03:15 PM »
Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
FUCK

Did you really expect him to get a hit?
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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2009, 10:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 11, 2009, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
FUCK

Did you really expect him to get a hit?
I expected him to see more than one pitch.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #83 on: August 11, 2009, 10:06:24 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 11, 2009, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
FUCK

Did you really expect him to get a hit?
Hit in the fucking head would be okay by me.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #84 on: August 11, 2009, 10:08:41 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 11, 2009, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Ghost of Dave Rosello on August 11, 2009, 10:03:15 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
FUCK

Did you really expect him to get a hit?
I expected him to see more than one pitch.

I go in expecting one pitch fail when that douchebag is at the plate. I don't think I hated him this much when he was in St. Louis.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2009, 09:14:13 AM »
I can't believe that there aren't at least 10 middle infielders in the farm system who would be better at the shortstop position than Aaron Miles.  Hell, I bet that the guy who replaced Yosh in the clubhouse would be better than Miles.  I bet the brother of the girl who dates the nephew of the guy who replaced Yosh would be better. 
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2009, 09:15:21 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 18, 2009, 09:14:13 AM
I can't believe that there aren't at least 10 middle infielders in the farm system who would be better at the shortstop position than Aaron Miles.  Hell, I bet that the guy who replaced Yosh in the clubhouse would be better than Miles.  I bet the brother of the girl who dates the nephew of the guy who replaced Yosh would be better. 

I like Miles because he makes me feel like even I could make it onto a big league roster.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2009, 09:23:20 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on August 18, 2009, 09:15:21 AM
Quote from: CBStew on August 18, 2009, 09:14:13 AM
I can't believe that there aren't at least 10 middle infielders in the farm system who would be better at the shortstop position than Aaron Miles.  Hell, I bet that the guy who replaced Yosh in the clubhouse would be better than Miles.  I bet the brother of the girl who dates the nephew of the guy who replaced Yosh would be better. 

I like Miles because he makes me feel like even I could make it onto a big league roster.
It's funny how he went from a 99 OPS+ when he was with St. Louis to 23 this year.  It's almost as if there was something about playing for Tony LaRussa that enhances your abilities.
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2009, 09:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2009, 09:23:20 AM
It's almost as if there was something about playing for Tony LaRussa that enhances your abilities.

He's a good manager with a solid coaching staff?
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Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2009, 09:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 18, 2009, 09:27:55 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 18, 2009, 09:23:20 AM
It's almost as if there was something about playing for Tony LaRussa that enhances your abilities.

He's a good manager with a solid coaching medical staff?


Missed it by that much.
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