Pollyellon banned me

[Dave B]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

[Slaky]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

I still don't get what is funny about this guy. He sucks.

[RV]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

I still don't get what is funny about this guy. He sucks.

I'd rather have my nuts gnawed off by a chimp than attend that ceremony. I can't help but think Belushi will be involved somehow.

[MAD]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

I still don't get what is funny about this guy. He sucks.

Tom Dreesen is as funny an penis CANCER and that place needs to be firebombed.

[Dave B]

I was going to put something in about "firebombing", but feared being investigated if it actually happened.

[Saul Goodman]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

"Former ballgirl"?  "Celebrity"?  Was the fill-in cotton candy vendor from section 236 not available?

[Indolent Reader]

Or at least the beer guy who looks like Scottie Pippen*

*I'm not racist.

[MAD]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

"Former ballgirl"?  "Celebrity"?  Was the fill-in cotton candy vendor from section 236 not available?

Ho Pun had to cover for her cousin at the Korean restaurant.

[Slaky]

Or at least the beer guy who looks like Scottie Pippen*

*I'm not racist.

No, because I know exactly who you're talking about.

[Philberto]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

I was happy to see that my company doesn't take care of that place.

[CT III]

I wonder if Al will attend this Gong Show (from Elliott Harris' column today):

• For those hoping this is the season that the Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, there will be a ''Cremating the Curse'' ceremony April 5 from 2-7 p.m. at Michael's Funeral Home, 800 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg. Comedian Tom Dreesen will emcee the event with Sam Sianis, Ronnie ''Woo Woo'' Wickers and former ballgirl Kathy Wolter among the celebrities scheduled to attend. Further information is available by calling George Rawlinson at (847) 902-3664 or e-mailing g.rawlinson@sbcglobal.net.

I still don't get what is funny about this guy. He sucks.

He knew Sinatra, and used to open for him.  That's pretty much the extent of his legacy, from what I can tell.

[Dave B]

He's gotta be hooked with the Mob in some way.

Ho Pun keeps moving up the vendor ladder: when I first saw her, she was selling licorice whips. Now I think she's up to peanuts.

I have also seen the Scottie Pippen vendor.

And I thought there were only two ballgirls in Cubs history: Marla Collins and a chick with the last name of Kopp.

[MAD]

Or at least the beer guy who looks like Scottie Pippen*

*I'm not racist.

That guy gets super annoyed when you tell him that he looks like Pippen.  Probably because he's heard it over 10,000 times.

[Dave B]

Or at least the beer guy who looks like Scottie Pippen*

*I'm not racist.

That guy gets super annoyed when you tell him that he looks like Pippen.  Probably because he's heard it over 10,000 times.

Am I confusing him with another black beer vendor, or does Scottie The Beer Man have some pretty big arms (way bigger than 1.8 second Scottie)?

[BH]

Or at least the beer guy who looks like Scottie Pippen*

*I'm not racist.

That guy gets super annoyed when you tell him that he looks like Pippen.  Probably because he's heard it over 10,000 times.

Am I confusing him with another black beer vendor, or does Scottie The Beer Man have some pretty big arms (way bigger than 1.8 second Scottie)?

Wasn't morph Scottie Pippen's financial advisor?