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Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 27, 2008, 05:43:08 PM

Quote from: Three times a JD on August 27, 2008, 04:47:04 PM

Quote from: 5laky on August 26, 2008, 04:56:42 PM

Quote from: Kerm on August 26, 2008, 04:49:23 PM

Quote from: 5laky on August 26, 2008, 03:37:02 PM
This is unreal.

Are we witnessing his descent into madness?  No, seriously.

I really think we are. See what happens when you take yourself/your site too seriously?

That's why I hope Desipio is done with the bullying.  This should be a haven for morans of ALL types.  It should be a place to cut loose.  To let your hair down and write some nonsense.  So let's all go get in that virtual hotel room, pop open some virtual alcohol, and strip down for an old-fashioned boxer party.  Just a bunch of guys drinkin', lettin' loose in the comfort of some Hanes boxers, tellin' lame jokes, and exaggeratin' old stories.  Come one, come all is what I say.  The Desipio Boxer Party is ragin' already, fellas.  Who wants to get drunk and solve the country's woes with me?

I'm with ya.  I just had to wait until I got home.

I found out the hard way that taking your pants off in my office is frowned on.

If I had known that sleeping with the cleaning lady was frowned upon, I would have never done it.  I've worked in a lot of offices, and that stuff goes on all the time...

Quote from: Kerm on August 27, 2008, 02:54:23 PM
Marquis >>>>>>>>>>> Estes

So there's that.

Dave Dravecky Post Amputation>>>>>Estes.

Quote from: Joe on August 11, 2008, 01:53:37 PM
One more guy blocking Korey from his full potential is out of the way....http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3529966

The chicken littles over at the former letter site are probably handing the World Series to the D'Backs now, seeing as how they just acquired the single greatest player in the history of the game (next to Matt Murton, of course).   


Good move for the D'Backs, although its going to be fun watching them try to hide him in the outfield. 

Quote from: powen01 on July 31, 2008, 03:32:11 PM

Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 31, 2008, 03:18:47 PM
So when is Turn Blow back in teh majors?  And which Brewers reliever gets photoshopped in to this year's 2008 Cubs team photo?  Holy shit is that bullpen absolutely terribad.

Gagne trying to start some shit...  Throwing behind Jimmy Salami.

The next series with these pricks should be real fun...  Hell, I'm psyched to hear the rest of the game.

And Fielder loses his mind and gets tossed.  What a beautiful train wreck. 

That piece reminds me of the days when Bill Simmons was interesting...i.e. before ESPN tore his balls off and forced him to make the same vanilla pop culture references 8,000,000 times in each article. 

You never know how great a site or message board is until you look at three separate threads and each is currently discussing various ways to drop a deuce on someone. 

There's got to be some one-eyed midget working in the maintenance department at Wrigley Field that they could put on the mound every fifth day that would at least throw strikes. 

Quote from: Thrillho on May 20, 2008, 03:36:13 PM

Quote from: TJ on May 20, 2008, 03:19:32 PM

Always appreciated.

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 03:25:25 PM
But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

What gives you that ---SOAPDROPPING--- idea?

I don't know if I should answer you.  You have more posts than me, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion about anything you say. 

Isn't the Phil Rogers Curse his +/- system whose sheer stupidity will haunt my every waking day? 

Quote from: Rob_Goldman on May 20, 2008, 03:11:23 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.  

You've gotta be WilcoFan from NSBB.

Yes, and I've gotten a little tired of having to pull punches.  I'm not totally positive I haven't gotten banned from there for insinuating someone was having torrid monkey love with Rich Hill.  But I have a feeling I may be able to be a little more "honest" here. 

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 02:56:24 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 02:55:31 PM

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 02:50:28 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

You have to be kidding me.  Were you of legal age?

For the last nine years.  Granted it was from a huge faux-German beer stein that made me look like a douchebag, but there wasn't much else to it.  He mostly didn't like the fact that I linked to them, "taking traffic away" AND that I dared to display my apparent debauchery in the photos.  Two strikes and I was out.  I was depressed. 

Damn, that guy really DOESN'T know the game of baseball.

You don't have to in order to basically be a play-by-play stenographer in every one of your posts. 

Quote from: Kerm on May 20, 2008, 02:50:28 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

You have to be kidding me.  Were you of legal age?

For the last nine years.  Granted it was from a huge faux-German beer stein that made me look like a douchebag, but there wasn't much else to it.  He mostly didn't like the fact that I linked to them, "taking traffic away" AND that I dared to display my apparent debauchery in the photos.  Two strikes and I was out.  I was depressed.  

Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on May 20, 2008, 02:46:27 PM

Quote from: fiveouts on May 20, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.  

Shut up, Paul.   You're a douche.

I really, really, wish I got that joke. 

I got banned when I linked to the spring training pictures I took and had the audacity to be drinking beer in one of them.

My blog doesn't get acknowledged, either, but that's because it kinda sucks.  






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Pretty fucking impressive first post from me.  Apparently, that's the best I got.