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Comedy gold, Jerry--Gold! Okay Andy, what kind of shit can you roil up on the former 4-letter? I hate those fucking nitwits.

Serves Mary right, the greedy bitch. All Hendry wanted was an '09 option, because it was likely Prior would have nothing to offer in '08. And he was right. Fuck Mary, '03 is a distant memory. She can commisserate with David Clyde, Mark Fidrych and other one-shot wonders ruined by arm injuries. Couldn't have happened to a nicer girl, though!

Dusty vs. Ned; the ultimate Brain Cramp Death Match. Today's point goes to Dusty:

QuoteThough Corey Patterson was supposed to be at the plate, David Ross batted out of order in the ninth inning of an 8-3 loss to the Mets on Sunday.
What is this, Little League? Per MLB rules, Ross has to complete his at-bat to be ruled out, and the outcome of his at-bat is then discarded with no runners allowed to advance. The Mets allowed him to do so, and since he lined out to right there was little harm done. Ross was the batter listed in the order after Patterson, so he was forced to come back to the plate for his 'real' at-bat and Patterson was charged the out. Ross singled after returning to the batter's box. There's almost too many jokes here for us to enjoy. Corey Patterson making outs even when he's not at-bat is just one of them. As if their wasn't already overwhelming evidence that Dusty Baker is a horrible manager, this just adds more fuel to the fire.

Quote from: Mike D on May 02, 2008, 04:37:50 PM

Quote from: EG on May 02, 2008, 04:27:08 PM
If you're the type who occasionally likes to laugh at NSBB, take a glance at their thread about the Gallardo injury.  Definitely a few board warnings were issued here.

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=48249&start=25

Nothing new from them.  Still made me laugh.

Mind numbing.

In the "I'll take 'Things You'll Never, Ever, See At Desipio' for five hundred, Alex" category:

QuoteLet's stop the namecalling in this thread. Calling another member of this board a name is clearly against the rules and completely uncalled for. While were at it, let's try to refrain from calling players, coaches, and GMs names also. Either way, it provides nothing of value to the board.

Heh heh.

[Lee Elia'd]
Rip them cocksuckers. Fuck them in the fucking ass. 85% of the teenagers in the world are busy reading books, working at the mall, smoking dope and poking their girlfriend in the ass, the other 15% stay in mom's basement on that fucking message board. Internets my fucking ass. It's a fucking carnival ride for them cocksuckers. Fuck them all day, fucking cocksuckers, print it!
[/Lee Elia'd]

Quote from: Mike D on May 01, 2008, 04:46:57 PM
Long season.

I'll say this though--Soriano and his drunken-polar-bear-on-a-unicycle act needs to be taken down for defense in later innings.  No need having that clown with an irrelevant glove stapled to his hand out there in a  close games.

How Cub that the Soriano signing is looking a HUGE, Hampton-esque, Zito-esque FA disaster right about now. Ugh. That 40/40 season in Washington is already a distant memory.

I <3 Turnbow.

Bananas are fantastico. Especially when mixed with rum, mang.

Me rikey Kosuke-san plenty, Joe

Bump. I <3 Turnblow. Cubs MVP.

Quote from: Kermit on September 21, 2007, 10:48:28 PM

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 21, 2007, 10:41:00 PM

Quote from: Down In Front on September 21, 2007, 10:19:19 PM
5,724 posts.  Oh, how humiliating.

Keeping track of your posts. Now THAT'S humiliating.

1,908 x 3 = 5,724

Knowing how to multiply. Now THAT'S humiliating.

Quote from: Down In Front on September 21, 2007, 10:19:19 PM
5,724 posts.  Oh, how humiliating.

Keeping track of your posts. Now THAT'S humiliating.

Quote from: Down In Front on September 12, 2007, 05:01:07 PM

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on September 12, 2007, 04:51:34 PM
Bipolar Dick Mountain takes to the mound tonight, he gets my positive. Last time out, he sucked, so if the pattern holds he should be the tits tonight. Let's see if the bums can get some fucken hits off of Cy Young pitching for the Trolls.

Hill makes me fear for my positive.  I hope I'm wrong but he's the pitching equvalent of the boy in the bubble--conditions have to be JUST right for him to excel.  Adversity?  Bad.  And pitching after a nut-punch like last night would count as an adverse condition.  He's not quite stopper material, and this team is almost desperate for a stop.

Again, I hope I'm wrong.

Dick's on the cell. He wants to apologize for rubbing out his coals on your sister's scalp. I told him you were cool with it.

Bipolar Dick Mountain takes to the mound tonight, he gets my positive. Last time out, he sucked, so if the pattern holds he should be the tits tonight. Let's see if the bums can get some fucken hits off of Cy Young pitching for the Trolls.

Cubs most valuable player, 2007: Derrick Turnbow.

Quote from: Taylor on September 09, 2007, 08:32:24 PM

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on September 09, 2007, 08:09:09 PM

Quote from: Taylor on September 09, 2007, 07:32:30 PM
The Tards got swept by Arizona. I'm hoping the lack of a day off for the rest of the season takes its toll on them. Although it really doesn't take away the sting of the Cubs losing 2 of 3 to the Pirates. That was just inexcusable.

Nor does the fact they're now two back of the fucking Brewers.

Just one back.

Milwaukee Brewers  73     69     .514     --     
Chicago Cubs          72     70     .507   1.0

Evil Fowl still two back of the Cubs. Cubs are also 5 out of the wild card, so that's still a possiblity if they can go on a goddamn winning streak for once. Though there are 4 other teams in between Cubs and Dads for the WC (Dodgers are 2nd, 3 games ahead of the Cubs. Guess that Dumpster game on Thursday looks pretty fucken big right about now).