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Title: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
2 weeks until pitchers and catchers, meaning that Yahoo is going to open up fantasy baseball soon.

So, fuck it...

Keepers (assuming 2010 rules in place-where we have a 2-round bump from draft and waivers start with round 13):
Round 1. Tulo - pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).
Round 7. Max Scherzer
Round 10. Shin-Soo Choo
Round 11: Jose Bautista
Round 12: Delmon Young
Round 13: Carlos Santana
Round 14: Huston Street
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

I think Billp73 is LDA.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

I think Billp73 is LDA.

The Jeff is JD's 2nd team that he cheats with umm...alter ego?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Shooter on February 01, 2011, 08:12:54 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

One douchebag steps forward.

Is there somewhere to get last year's draft and rosters? The site seems to have no link to anything.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 08:55:27 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 01, 2011, 08:12:54 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

One douchebag steps forward.

Is there somewhere to get last year's draft and rosters? The site seems to have no link to anything.

Final rosters: http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2010/146280/rosters
Draft results by team: http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2010/146280/draftresults?drafttab=team
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 01, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

I think Billp73 is LDA.

The Jeff is JD's 2nd team that he cheats with umm...alter ego?

The Jeff is Mr. Speed.  He's like my nemesis and stuff.  He's like me in every way except that he usually beats me in these fantasy leagues. 

Is that what a nemesis is?

Also, Pen or someone else or both or multiples, I'll probably need some assistance loading the keepers this year.  I've got a 1 year old and my turn came up to commish this other keeper league.  Plus, I'm trying to get into yoga, sooooo....there's that, too.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 02, 2011, 07:24:22 AM
Quote from: JD on February 01, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

I think Billp73 is LDA.

The Jeff is JD's 2nd team that he cheats with umm...alter ego?

The Jeff is Mr. Speed.  He's like my nemesis and stuff.  He's like me in every way except that he usually beats me in these fantasy leagues. 

Is that what a nemesis is?


You don't know what "nemesis" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ) means?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 02, 2011, 07:44:14 AM
Quote from: JD on February 01, 2011, 10:06:43 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 01, 2011, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 01, 2011, 03:11:41 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 01, 2011, 02:51:09 PM
pending where my draft pick is in the round (meaning that if I have the 1-3 pick in the first round, I'm not keeping Tulo).

Last year we drafted in reverse order from where we finished in 2009.

That would make this year's draft order:

1 Gil
2 BC
3 billp73*
4 TDubbs
5 TEvans*
6 BigDrinky
7 Yeti
8 RV
9 Simmer
10 JD
11 The Jeff*
12 ChuckD
13 PenFoe
14 Thrill

*Whoever these douchebags are

I think Billp73 is LDA.

The Jeff is JD's 2nd team that he cheats with umm...alter ego?

The Jeff is Mr. Speed.  He's like my nemesis and stuff.  He's like me in every way except that he usually beats me in these fantasy leagues. 

Is that what a nemesis is?

Also, Pen or someone else or both or multiples, I'll probably need some assistance loading the keepers this year.  I've got a 1 year old and my turn came up to commish this other keeper league.  Plus, I'm trying to get into yoga, sooooo....there's that, too.

Happy to help.

Just start the league when it's open and cede over commish duties.
We did the same thing in hockey with Pex and Gil.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: ChuckD on February 02, 2011, 09:40:47 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 02, 2011, 07:44:14 AM
Happy to help.

Just start the league when it's open and cede over commish duties.
We did the same thing in hockey with Pex and Gil.

This will end well. (http://www.google.com/search?q=peaceful+coup&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#sclient=psy&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=S2K&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&q=%22bloodless+coup%22+%22turned+violent%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=2dcb6979649afcb0)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:30:12 PM
Last year, I picked Jacoby Ellsbury in the third round and Carlos Lee in the fourth.

The lesson is, as always, I'm an idiot.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Keepers

Round 3 - Jason Heyward
Round 6 - Matt Cain
Round 11 - Brett Anderson
Round 13 - Dominic Brown (waiver pick-up)
Round 14 - Matt Capps
Round 16 - Aroldis Chapman
Round 17 - Colby Rasmus
Round 19 - Wandy Rodriguez
Round 20 - Randy Wolf
Round 21 - Skip Schumaker
Round 23 - Brett Wallace
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 04, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Keepers

Round 3 - Jason Heyward
Round 6 - Matt Cain
Round 11 - Brett Anderson
Round 13 - Dominic Brown (waiver pick-up)
Round 14 - Matt Capps
Round 16 - Aroldis Chapman
Round 17 - Colby Rasmus
Round 19 - Wandy Rodriguez
Round 20 - Randy Wolf
Round 21 - Skip Schumaker
Round 23 - Brett Wallace

Keeping 42% of a squad (11/26) that finished 58.5 games out of first is a recipe for success.

*And...the fantasy bullying begins.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:59:51 PM
That's true Pen, but then again we all continue to cheer for a team that hasn't won anything for 102 years. Hope springs eternal my friend, hope springs eternal!!!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Yeti on February 04, 2011, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 04, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Keepers

Round 3 - Jason Heyward
Round 6 - Matt Cain
Round 11 - Brett Anderson
Round 13 - Dominic Brown (waiver pick-up)
Round 14 - Matt Capps
Round 16 - Aroldis Chapman
Round 17 - Colby Rasmus
Round 19 - Wandy Rodriguez
Round 20 - Randy Wolf
Round 21 - Skip Schumaker
Round 23 - Brett Wallace

Keeping 42% of a squad (11/26) that finished 58.5 games out of first is a recipe for success.

*And...the fantasy bullying begins.

When you can keep a guy with a .667 OPS last year (Lifetime .742) and has hit approximately 20 homeruns and 145 RBIs over a 4 year career (of full-time duty), you gotta make that move. (Skip Schumaker in case anyone is wondering)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Your league continues to impress with it's horrendousness. With that many keepers, it's a near certainty that there are only shitty players left to draft, unless BC has kept all of them. That leaves you with the Snorks of the world. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 04, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Your league continues to impress with it's horrendousness. With that many keepers, it's a near certainty that there are only shitty players left to draft, unless BC has kept all of them. That leaves you with the Snorks of the world. Enjoy.

It's completely appropriate to judge the entire league based upon 13th place team.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 04, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 04:46:41 PM
Your league continues to impress with it's horrendousness. With that many keepers, it's a near certainty that there are only shitty players left to draft, unless BC has kept all of them. That leaves you with the Snorks of the world. Enjoy.

This from the one guy that's worse at fantasy baseball than BC.  Now go spend that Period Fairy dollar on some malt liquor, playa!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: CT III on February 04, 2011, 06:52:41 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 04, 2011, 04:21:50 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 04, 2011, 03:53:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Keepers

Round 3 - Jason Heyward
Round 6 - Matt Cain
Round 11 - Brett Anderson
Round 13 - Dominic Brown (waiver pick-up)
Round 14 - Matt Capps
Round 16 - Aroldis Chapman
Round 17 - Colby Rasmus
Round 19 - Wandy Rodriguez
Round 20 - Randy Wolf
Round 21 - Skip Schumaker
Round 23 - Brett Wallace

Keeping 42% of a squad (11/26) that finished 58.5 games out of first is a recipe for success.

*And...the fantasy bullying begins.

When you can keep a guy with a .667 OPS last year (Lifetime .742) and has hit approximately 20 homeruns and 145 RBIs over a 4 year career (of full-time duty), you gotta make that move. (Skip Schumaker in case anyone is wondering)

Nobody was.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on February 04, 2011, 08:25:40 PM
He's eligible at three positions! He may be awful, but it is a versatile awful.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Shooter on February 04, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:59:51 PM
That's true Pen, but then again we all continue to cheer for a team that hasn't won anything for 102 years. Hope springs eternal my friend, hope springs eternal!!!

You clearly learned some valuable lessons.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 04, 2011, 09:09:31 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 04, 2011, 08:51:17 PM
Quote from: BC on February 04, 2011, 03:59:51 PM
That's true Pen, but then again we all continue to cheer for a team that hasn't won anything for 102 years. Hope springs eternal my friend, hope springs eternal!!!

You clearly learned some valuable lessons.

Like locking up scrappy second basemen that suck before they can get to the open market.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 05, 2011, 02:07:16 PM
Paul Walker and NCIS

Round            Player

4th                 King Felix
5th                 CarGonzo Bean
6th                 Justin Upton
7th                 Mike Napoli
8th                 Gordon Beckham
9th                 Sean Marshall*
10th               Joel Hanrahan*
11th               Johnny Venters*
12th               Ryan Madson
13th               Chris Sale*
14th               Joba Chamberlain
15th               Ubaldo Jimenez
16th               Tommy Hanson
21st                Elvis Andrus
22nd               Kerry Wood


Suck it.

*=waiver pickups

Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on February 05, 2011, 02:17:01 PM
Quote from: JD on February 05, 2011, 02:07:16 PM
Paul Walker and NCIS

Round            Player

4th                 King Felix
5th                 CarGonzo Bean
6th                 Justin Upton
7th                 Mike Napoli
8th                 Gordon Beckham
9th                 Sean Marshall*
10th               Joel Hanrahan*
11th               Johnny Venters*
12th               Ryan Madson
13th               Chris Sale*
14th               Joba Chamberlain
15th               Ubaldo Jimenez
16th               Tommy Hanson
21st                Elvis Andrus
22nd               Kerry Wood


Suck it.

*=waiver pickups



I feel like I've acheived immortality now.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine. 
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine. 

If you put that on your resume and I was the hiring manager you'd definitely get a second look. (||)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Slaky on February 06, 2011, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine. 

If you put that on your resume and I was the hiring manager you'd definitely get a second look. (||)

Ok, I think that's the buttsex logo but I really don't know. Fill me in. Pun intended.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2011, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine. 

If you put that on your resume and I was the hiring manager you'd definitely get a second look. (||)

Ok, I think that's the buttsex logo but I really don't know. Fill me in. Pun intended.

I've noticed him adding that smiley an awfully lot lately.  I don't know what it means, either.  If it's the buttsex logo, then does that mean he's flirting with me?  I'm flattered, Pex, but you're way too negative to get in these jorts.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2011, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine.  

If you put that on your resume and I was the hiring manager you'd definitely get a second look. (||)

Ok, I think that's the buttsex logo but I really don't know. Fill me in. Pun intended.

I've noticed him adding that smiley an awfully lot lately.  I don't know what it means, either.  If it's the buttsex logo, then does that mean he's flirting with me?  I'm flattered, Pex, but you're way too negative to get in these jorts.

It's a picture of a "Pause." button. And it means: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pause.

I know I'm negative on the interwebs. It's where I go to say all the hateful things that I don't want to say out loud. Do other people use the interwebs like this? Should I try to be more positive? I don't think I can. I mean the Packers are probably going to win the Super Bowl and I only have two emotions - rage and vomit. Sorry.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 07:20:17 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2011, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:57:46 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:42:34 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I'm not talking trash.  I was stating a scientific fact.  You.  Arenotgood.  At fake baseball.


And I've never had a cardinal on my team and I've done just fine.  

If you put that on your resume and I was the hiring manager you'd definitely get a second look. (||)

Ok, I think that's the buttsex logo but I really don't know. Fill me in. Pun intended.

I've noticed him adding that smiley an awfully lot lately.  I don't know what it means, either.  If it's the buttsex logo, then does that mean he's flirting with me?  I'm flattered, Pex, but you're way too negative to get in these jorts.

It's a picture of a "Pause." button. And it means: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pause.

I know I'm negative on the interwebs. It's where I go to say all the hateful things that I don't want to say out loud. Do other people use the interwebs like this? Should I try to be more positive? I don't think I can. I mean the Packers are probably going to win the Super Bowl and I only have two emotions - rage and vomit. Sorry.

I've never heard of that.  You win the intranets today.  And I don't mind if you're negative, but you'll never get me to chat you off on the facebook by being negative.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano
David Price
Jered Weaver
Zack Greinke
Joe Nathan
Brett Gardner - pickup
Dave Holland - pickup
Corey Hart - pickup
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano
David Price
Jered Weaver
Zack Greinke
Joe Nathan
Brett Gardner - pickup
Dave Holland - pickup
Corey Hart - pickup

Can you put the rounds like everyone else did?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 11:14:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano - 5
David Price - 7
Jered Weaver - 9
Zack Greinke - 10
Joe Nathan - 22
Brett Gardner - pickup - 13
Dave Holland - pickup - 12
Corey Hart - pickup - 11

Can you put the rounds like everyone else did?

I could
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 11:14:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano - 5
David Price - 7
Jered Weaver - 9
Zack Greinke - 10
Joe Nathan - 22
Brett Gardner - pickup - 13
Dave Holland - pickup - 12
Corey Hart - pickup - 20

Can you put the rounds like everyone else did?

I could

Hart was drafted in the 22nd, so you get him in the 20th.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 11:26:34 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 11:14:22 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano - 5
David Price - 7
Jered Weaver - 9
Zack Greinke - 10
Joe Nathan - 22
Brett Gardner - pickup - 13
Dave Holland - pickup - 12
Corey Hart - pickup - 20

Can you put the rounds like everyone else did?

I could

Hart was drafted in the 22nd, so you get him in the 20th.

Even better
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 07, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano
David Price
Jered Weaver
Zack Greinke
Joe Nathan
Brett Gardner - pickup
Dave Holland - pickup
Corey Hart - pickup

The jazz bassist?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: JD on February 07, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano
David Price
Jered Weaver
Zack Greinke
Joe Nathan
Brett Gardner - pickup
Dave Holland - pickup
Corey Hart - pickup

The jazz bassist?

JD thinks you should have kept 14 middle relievers instead.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 07, 2011, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 07, 2011, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: JD on February 07, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 07, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
Robinson Cano
David Price
Jered Weaver
Zack Greinke
Joe Nathan
Brett Gardner - pickup
Dave Holland - pickup
Corey Hart - pickup

The jazz bassist?

JD thinks you should have kept 14 middle relievers instead.

Holds are a category, right?  And you never know who'll end up closing, y'all...DANG!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 08, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
The league is up and the invites are out.  If you didn't get one, then the problem is with you.  You need to check a different email address.  It's there.  Trust me.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Simmer on February 08, 2011, 05:38:57 PM
Thanks for the invite.  Lets see if I get these keeper rules right.  If I screwed something up, just put me on blast and I'll fix it.

Round 3 -- Josh Hamilton
Round 4 -- Jose Valverde
Round 9 -- Carlos Beltran
Round 10 -- Mike Stanton
Round 11 -- Daniel Hudson
Round 12 -- Pedro Alvarez
Round 13 -- Clayton Richard
Round 14 -- Brian Matusz
Round 21 -- Wade Davis
Round 23 -- Barry Zito
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 08, 2011, 06:02:32 PM
Quote from: Simmer on February 08, 2011, 05:38:57 PM
Thanks for the invite.  Lets see if I get these keeper rules right.  If I screwed something up, just put me on blast and I'll fix it.

Round 3 -- Josh Hamilton
Round 4 -- Jose Valverde
Round 9 -- Carlos Beltran
Round 10 -- Mike Stanton*
Round 11 -- Daniel Hudson*
Round 12 -- Pedro Alvarez*
Round 13 -- Clayton Richard
Round 14 -- Brian Matusz
Round 21 -- Wade Davis
Round 23 -- Barry Zito

Looks good to me.

(FA pickups *'d)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2011, 07:03:45 PM
Jonathan Sanchez - 10th
Tyler Clippard - 18th
John Axford - Pickup
Carl Pavano - Pickup

4 keepers.

Yes, it was that good of a season last year.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Yeti on February 08, 2011, 07:20:49 PM
Jayson Werth - 8
Chris Carpener - 13
Ervin Santana - 15
Mike Adams - 16
Adrian Beltre - 19

I believe I'm satisfied with that. Set a deadline though because I may want to revise
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 08, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2011, 07:03:45 PM
Jonathan Sanchez - 10th
Tyler Clippard - 18th
John Axford - Pickup
Carl Pavano - Pickup

4 keepers.

Yes, it was that good of a season last year.

Pick rounds for Axford and Pavano (12th or 13th).
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Shooter on February 08, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Shooter on February 08, 2011, 07:46:00 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I took over the abortion of a team you left behind. Awful, awful. Somehow four teams finished behind me. (||)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2011, 07:49:06 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 08, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 08, 2011, 07:03:45 PM
Jonathan Sanchez - 10th
Tyler Clippard - 18th
John Axford - Pickup
Carl Pavano - Pickup

4 keepers.

Yes, it was that good of a season last year.

Pick rounds for Axford and Pavano (12th or 13th).

Pavano, 12 and Axford, 13.

Thanks for the tip.

(||)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 08, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 08, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?

It's based on when they were drafted, regardless of who drafted them or how you acquired them.

And Lee was kept in the 5th round last year (say "thank you" to Yeti), so you'd have to keep him in the 3rd.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 08, 2011, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 08, 2011, 07:46:00 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: JD on February 06, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 06, 2011, 02:48:18 PM
How can you want to play in a league where someone kept Mike Napoli and Ryan Madsen? I'm not sure I even want to live in a world in which someone did that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why am I asshurt about this?

You don't understand because you're a terrible fantasy baseball player.  You're butthurt because you're mad aboot that.  It's alright.  It's fake.  You being awful at it makes you cooler and manlier.

You talking trash to me is not going to make me sign up for one of your queer leagues. I hope you know that. And I know I'm a bad fantasy player. In order to be good you almost have to have players on your team that you can't fucking stand in real life. It aint that deep, brah.

I took over the abortion of a team you left behind. Awful, awful. Somehow four teams finished behind me. (||)

Heh heh heh
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Yeti on February 08, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 08, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
Quote from: Shooter on February 08, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
Do all players that were drafted count as the round they were drafted? For example, I picked up Derrek Lee (who was drafted in the 6th round) as a free agent. Can I consider him in the keeper slot or do I have to cut him because it would be insane to keep him as a fourth rounder?

It's based on when they were drafted, regardless of who drafted them or how you acquired them.

And Lee was kept in the 5th round last year (say "thank you" to Yeti), so you'd have to keep him in the 3rd.

I was really on the fence about keeping Lee and meant to drop him off my list but I forgot to update it in time. Hell, I even forgot about the draft last year.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: R-V on February 08, 2011, 10:07:38 PM
Sweaty Hooplehead keepers:

Jon Lester - 5
Andre Ethier - 6
Pablo Sandoval - 9
Andrew Mccutchen - 10
Neftali Feliz - 11
Clay Buchholz - 12
Tim Hudson - 13
Francisco Liriano - 14
Adam Lind - 15
Vladimir Guerrero - 16
Brad Lidge - 17
Adam Laroche - 20
Gio Gonzalez - 21
Austin Jackson - 22
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: R-V on February 09, 2011, 09:12:35 AM
DPD. Is it possible to look at overall team stats from last year? I'm only seeing win-loss standings when I look at the league, not the detailed stuff we could look at during the season.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on February 09, 2011, 09:20:15 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

Well hell freezes over, broseph.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: MrSpeed on February 09, 2011, 02:18:20 PM
Annual Post time!

Ryan Zimmerman - 4
Miguel Montero - 5
Justin Verlander - 9
Adam Wainwright - 10
Josh Johnson - 11
Matt Garza - 12
Buster Posey - 13
Brian Wilson - 14
Yunel Escobar - 16
Ian Desmond - 17
Matt Latos - 18
Paul Konerko - 19
Brandon Morrow - 21
Edison Volquez - 22

Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: World's #1 Astros Fan on February 09, 2011, 02:26:36 PM
Quote from: MrSpeed on February 09, 2011, 02:18:20 PM
Annual Post time!

Ryan Zimmerman - 4
Miguel Montero - 5
Justin Verlander - 9
Adam Wainwright - 10
Josh Johnson - 11
Matt Garza - 12
Buster Posey - 13
Brian Wilson - 14
Yunel Escobar - 16
Ian Desmond - 17
Matt Latos - 18
Paul Konerko - 19
Brandon Morrow - 21
Edison Volquez - 22



See you next year, dude!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!

This is a logistical nightmare - we'd have to go back through years of history to determine what year you got the guy.

TDubbs can't even get it right for this year, let alone adding in a historical parameter.

I vote same system, no limit on keepers.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!

This is a logistical nightmare - we'd have to go back through years of history to determine what year you got the guy.

TDubbs can't even get it right for this year, let alone adding in a historical parameter.

I vote same system, no limit on keepers.

DPD.

Who's doing the keeper-commishing this year?

Still JD?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 09, 2011, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!

This is a logistical nightmare
- we'd have to go back through years of history to determine what year you got the guy.

TDubbs can't even get it right for this year, let alone adding in a historical parameter.

I vote same system, no limit on keepers.

Would it be, Pen?  Would it?  Yeah, probably.  And I know that.  But I'm still throwing it out there. 

I've got some snow time right now, so I'll probably see what I can get done in the next couple of weeks. 


Are we still down with trading draft picks and keepers?  With the fancy new Yahoo system, it shouldn't be that much of a problem, and, by looking at the draft results, everyone can check out where everyone else's keepers are. 
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!

This is a logistical nightmare
- we'd have to go back through years of history to determine what year you got the guy.

TDubbs can't even get it right for this year, let alone adding in a historical parameter.

I vote same system, no limit on keepers.

Would it be, Pen?  Would it?  Yeah, probably.  And I know that.  But I'm still throwing it out there. 

I've got some snow time right now, so I'll probably see what I can get done in the next couple of weeks. 


Are we still down with trading draft picks and keepers?  With the fancy new Yahoo system, it shouldn't be that much of a problem, and, by looking at the draft results, everyone can check out where everyone else's keepers are. 

Even a limit like you can only keep 5 guys would be good.  I hate Apex a lot, but when you can keep like 15 guys, and just about every team is keeping a lot, it's going to be a really boring and shitty draft. 
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 03:30:29 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on February 09, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 02:44:11 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 09, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Can we put a limit on keepers for next year?

What kind of number are you thinking?  I'm willing to discuss anything except letting Pex back in the league.  He can stay on the short bus.  I hear they're using St. Ides-flavored windex now, so he wouldn't want off that thing, anyway.  (l l) [did i do that right?]

I'm not much on restrictions and we've already got the 2-round bump.  What if the bump increased for each consecutive year a guy was kept.  For example, I got Elvis Andrus in the 25th round the first year.  With the 2-round bump, I got him in the 23rd last year.  Since I want to keep him this year again, 1 round would be added to the bump, so I'd get him in the 20th.  Next year if I kept him, another round would be added(4), and I'd get him in the 16th, etc. 

Like I said, I'm against TOO many restrictions, so I wouldn't wanna put the cap lower than 10, but that's just me.  This ain't no Communist Russia.  Let's discuss!

This is a logistical nightmare
- we'd have to go back through years of history to determine what year you got the guy.

TDubbs can't even get it right for this year, let alone adding in a historical parameter.

I vote same system, no limit on keepers.

Would it be, Pen?  Would it?  Yeah, probably.  And I know that.  But I'm still throwing it out there. 

I've got some snow time right now, so I'll probably see what I can get done in the next couple of weeks. 


Are we still down with trading draft picks and keepers?  With the fancy new Yahoo system, it shouldn't be that much of a problem, and, by looking at the draft results, everyone can check out where everyone else's keepers are. 

Even a limit like you can only keep 5 guys would be good.  I hate Apex a lot, but when you can keep like 15 guys, and just about every team is keeping a lot, it's going to be a really boring and shitty draft. 

Wait, are there not waivers allowed?

Just because you're keeping 15 guys to start the season doesn't mean you're keeping them the whole year.

We went into last season with the same keeper rules and 310 waiver moves were made in total last season.

That's not boring and shitty.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 09, 2011, 05:40:44 PM
Can't start loading the keepers that have been submitted until the league is full.  LDA, wherever you are, fill your spot.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: morpheus on February 11, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: JD on February 09, 2011, 05:40:44 PM
Can't start loading the keepers that have been submitted until the league is full.  LDA, wherever you are, fill your spot.

(||)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 20, 2011, 09:02:20 PM
Let's get the rest of the keepers in there, people.  We're waiting on 5 teams.  Fine.  You want a deadline?  You got one.  February 27th.  After that, draft slots will be locked.  Except if one of your keepers gets hurt.  Howevah, if he gets killed, then that's on YOU for keeping a Satanic Fowl pitcher.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: ChuckD on February 20, 2011, 10:57:56 PM
7   Rios
8   Cruz
10   McGehee (FA)
11   Castro (FA)
12   Kershaw
13   Danks
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2011, 10:57:56 PM
7   Rios
8   Cruz
10   McGehee (FA)
11   Castro (FA)
12   Kershaw
13   Danks

For the purposes of my draft prep, I'm going to assume you're referring to Juan and that we're going to have a run on shitty middle relievers in the 8th round.

Suddenly JD's keepers are starting to look more imposing.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
I don't mean to throw a wrench in JD's works (||), but it appears the custom draft order is currently wrong.

As currently set, it's:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Canned Hamms
6. Julie's RSS Feed
7. Long Balls

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Looking at the final standings from last year (http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2010/146280/?lhst=stand#lhststand), I think that should be:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Long Balls
6. Canned Hamms
7. Julie's RSS Feed

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on February 22, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
I will consider offers for the #2 overall pick. It isn't like I would do something, um, good with it anyway.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Quality Start Machine on February 22, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
Quote from: BC on February 22, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
I will consider offers for the #2 overall pick. It isn't like I would do something, um, good with it anyway.

How about coupons good at the Cheyenne Cheesecake Factory?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 04:53:42 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 20, 2011, 10:57:56 PM
7   Rios
8   Cruz
10   McGehee (FA)
11   Castro (FA)
12   Kershaw
13   Danks

For the purposes of my draft prep, I'm going to assume you're referring to Juan and that we're going to have a run on shitty middle relievers in the 8th round.

Suddenly JD's keepers are starting to look more imposing.

How could I draft Julio Cruz? He's not even on my final roster! LOL
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 22, 2011, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
I don't mean to throw a wrench in JD's works (||), but it appears the custom draft order is currently wrong.

As currently set, it's:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Canned Hamms
6. Julie's RSS Feed
7. Long Balls

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Looking at the final standings from last year (http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2010/146280/?lhst=stand#lhststand), I think that should be:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Long Balls
6. Canned Hamms
7. Julie's RSS Feed

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

It's not my fault!  People switch their team names before the keepers are in the draft order's setandit'sjusthardtokeepupwiththechangesandleavemealoneandIhateyouguyssososososososomuchsometimes!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Yeti on February 22, 2011, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 07:21:21 PM
I don't mean to throw a wrench in JD's works (||), but it appears the custom draft order is currently wrong.

As currently set, it's:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Canned Hamms
6. Julie's RSS Feed
7. Long Balls

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Looking at the final standings from last year (http://archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2010/146280/?lhst=stand#lhststand), I think that should be:

1. Labor Bored
2. BC Bombers
3. Al Yellons Pulitzer
4. Boners Daily
5. Long Balls
6. Canned Hamms
7. Julie's RSS Feed

8. Sweaty Hoopleheads
9. Ya Burnt Son!
10. Paul Walker and NCIS
11. Go Team Venture!
12. Deep in the Cheddar
13. Negative TORP
14. Fernando's New Jeans

Fuck you..

Also, team name changed.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 22, 2011, 11:06:18 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 22, 2011, 10:21:16 PM
Also, team name changed.

We'll spare CT the predictable details.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Lance Dicksons Arm on February 23, 2011, 06:36:37 PM
Boy...when I look back at my 2010 draft, pretty easy to figure out why my team sucked lamb testicles.

I will keep...

5th round (selected 7th last season) - Joey Votto
17th round (selected 19th last season) - Rickie Weeks
18th round (selected 20th last season) - Chris Young
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Shooter on February 23, 2011, 09:03:20 PM
Long Balls
7 - Roy Oswalt (9th last year)
11 - Kendry Morales (13th last year)
12 - Shaun Marcum (FA last year)
13 - Ted Lilly (15th last year)
23 - Kelly Johnson (25th last year)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BigDrinky on February 25, 2011, 09:48:12 AM
Canned Hamms

7th Round: Vernon Wells
11th Round: Heath Bell
13th Round: Luke Gregerson
17th Round: J.D. Drew
23rd Round: Daniel Bard
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 05:03:35 PM
Keepers:

10: Koji Uehara (FA)
11: Andrew Bailey (13)
12: Rajai Davis (15)
13: Jeremy Hellickson (FA)
14: Chris Perez (16)
19: Colby Lewis (21)
21: Matt Thornton (23)
22: Brett Myers (24)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 25, 2011, 08:12:33 PM
They are loaded. 


Check 'em or not, y'all...DANG.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on February 28, 2011, 10:00:52 PM
Justin Upton on the block, y'all...DANG!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:33:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gdBHw.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/EFGdG.png)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 16, 2011, 01:33:06 PM
Chipper's been having a good spring.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Saul Goodman on March 16, 2011, 01:42:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

That's a +1 net gain. A chance to make your team that much better!
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on March 16, 2011, 02:24:38 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 16, 2011, 01:42:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

That's a +1 net gain. A chance to make your team that much better!

Thanks Phil.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 16, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.

I'll trade you Felix Hernandez and Justin Upton for Choo, Bautista, and Kyle Drabek.  Then you can pick up Chipper to play 3rd.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.

I'll trade you Felix Hernandez and Justin Upton for Choo, Bautista, and Kyle Drabek.  Then you can pick up Chipper to play 3rd.

You already offered me that, you whore.

Chipper is a thing of the past, man. 

It's PenPho now.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 16, 2011, 02:46:25 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 02:41:33 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

But, for the sake of trading SOMETHING, let's work out a 3-way so Yeti can get that Hawaiian dude he has a boner for.

I'll trade you Felix Hernandez and Justin Upton for Choo, Bautista, and Kyle Drabek.  Then you can pick up Chipper to play 3rd.

You already offered me that, you whore.

Yeah, I know.  And you countered with Kinsler, Felix and Upton for Choo, Alexei Ramirez, and Brian Roberts.  I just wanted Desipio to know where we were.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.

League because of Aardsma's raging boneitis.

Pineiro because it was the final pick of the draft and Carmona was already off the board.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 16, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.


League's closing 'til Aardsma gets back, right?  He'll the setup guy after that.  Saves and Holds are categories, right? 
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: R-V on March 16, 2011, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.


League's closing 'til Aardsma gets back, right?  He'll the setup guy after that.  Saves and Holds are categories, right? 

Unless Yeti's campaign to include XFIP and POOF as categories was successful.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.


League's closing 'til Aardsma gets back, right?  He'll the setup guy after that.  Saves and Holds are categories, right? 

For people who want to lower themselves to such levels.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 03:56:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.


League's closing 'til Aardsma gets back, right?  He'll the setup guy after that.  Saves and Holds are categories, right? 

For people who want to lower themselves to such levels.

We can't all afford to punt a category after locking down W/K/ERA/WHIP by drafting Adam Wainwright.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 16, 2011, 04:40:01 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 03:56:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: JD on March 16, 2011, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 16, 2011, 01:36:47 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
Fair enough, Pen. Forget Street.

How about League and Pineiro for Bautista alone? That's 2-for-1! (And you can just pick up Chipper to fill in at third.)

I'm not sure why League or Piniero are even on a roster.


League's closing 'til Aardsma gets back, right?  He'll the setup guy after that.  Saves and Holds are categories, right? 

For people who want to lower themselves to such levels.

We can't all afford to punt a category after locking down W/K/ERA/WHIP by drafting Adam Wainwright.

Imagine the dominance when I trade him Felix Hernandez for Brian Roberts.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on March 20, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
All right, I'm in three leagues this year. To show my fantasy baseball greatness, err, ineptitude... Here are my rosters, just wondering what folks may think about my teams.

Desipio League, All MLB, 14 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,LF,RF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,CF,RF)
3B    Martín Prado (Atl - 2B,3B)
SS    Hanley Ramírez (Fla - SS)
LF    Jose Tabata (Pit - LF,CF)
CF    Colby Rasmus (StL - CF)
RF    Jason Heyward (Atl - RF)
Util    Adam Dunn (CWS - 1B)
SP    Matt Cain (SF - SP)
SP    Phil Hughes (NYY - SP)
SP    Brett Anderson (Oak - SP)
RP    Leo Núñez (Fla - RP)
RP    Matt Capps (Min - RP)
P    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
P    Aroldis Chapman (Cin - RP)
P    Wandy Rodríguez (Hou - SP)
P    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
P    Aaron Harang (SD - SP)
BN    Freddie Freeman (Atl - 1B)
BN    Domonic Brown (Phi - RF)
BN    Skip Schumaker (StL - 2B,RF)
BN    Brett Wallace (Hou - 1B)
BN    Brett Jackson (ChC - CF) NA
BN    Jason Vargas (Sea - SP)

MVP League, All MLB, 16 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,OF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,OF)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Was - 3B)
SS    Mike Aviles (KC - 2B,SS)
OF    Adam Jones (Bal - OF)
OF    Jason Heyward (Atl - OF)
OF    Colby Rasmus (StL - OF)
Util    Jose Tabata (Pit - OF)
SP    Félix Hernández (Sea - SP)
SP    Ted Lilly (LAD - SP)
SP    Jorge De La Rosa (Col - SP)
SP    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
RP    Carlos Mármol (ChC - RP)
RP    Joakim Soria (KC - RP)
RP    José Valverde (Det - RP)
P    Frank Francisco (Tor - RP)
BN    Juan Uribe (LAD - 2B,3B,SS)
BN    Kila Ka'aihue (KC - 1B)
BN    Cameron Maybin (SD - OF)
BN    Melvin Mora (Ari - 1B,2B,3B)
BN    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
BN    Kyle McClellan (StL - RP)
BN    Phil Coke (Det - RP)

NL-Only League, NL-only, 10 teams, Auction draft

*** Note on this league: At the start of the auction, you have $100, but can keep four players from the previous year for $25, three for $18, two for $11 or one for $5. If a keeper moves to the AL, then you are allowed to keep him for up to two years. So, that's how I have Adam Dunn on my team even though he's now in the AL.

C    Ryan Doumit ($5)
1B    Adam Dunn (Keeper)
2B    Chase Utley (Keeper)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Keeper)
SS    Ryan Theriot ($1)
OF    Carlos Beltran ($5)
OF    Jason Heyward ($14)
OF    Jose Tabata ($10)
Util    Omar Infante ($5)
SP    Matt Cain (Keeper)
SP    Ted Lilly ($3)
SP    Bud Norris ($3)
SP    Randy Wolf ($1)
SP    Jake Westbrook ($2)
RP    Carlos Mármol ($11)
RP    Kerry Wood ($4)
BN    Cameron Maybin ($2)
BN    Melvin Mora ($3)
BN    Bill Hall ($2)
BN    Kosuke Fukudome ($2)
BN    Kyle McClellan ($1)
BN    Randy Wells ($1)

Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on March 20, 2011, 07:17:43 PM
Quote from: BC on March 20, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
All right, I'm in three leagues this year. To show my fantasy baseball greatness, err, ineptitude... Here are my rosters, just wondering what folks may think about my teams.


I think your teams have too many Cardinals.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 09:29:43 AM
BC sure loves him some Bud Norris, Randy Wolf, Jose Tabata and Jason Heyward.

I might take the last two.

Not sure why you paid $3 for Melvin Mora in your NL league (keeper prospect?), but I'm now thinking about picking him up off the waiver wire and proposing a trade. Let's see... Hanley only plays one position, while Mora plays 3. That's a +2 for you!

Finally, I still love that you feel so confident in your Desipio roster that you're willing to devote a bench spot to stashing Brett Jackson for 2012. That shows that you've come to play.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 09:33:20 AM
$5 for Carlos Beltran? Seems about right.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Oleg on March 21, 2011, 11:48:41 AM
That's one of the worst NL-only leagues I've ever seen.  I'm not sure you guys understand the term "NL-only".  Nor do I think you guys quite grasp the 'auction' concept in a keeper league.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Mora has a decent chance to provide .275/10 HR/75 RBI with three-position eligibility since he's starting for the D-Backs. IMO, I think that's a good bench option.

As for the Beltran thing... One of the other players is from New York originally and likes the Mets. I figured I could get him in a bidding war for Beltran and maybe get him to spend $10. Well, right before one of my nominations, another player nominated Bay. The guy from NY ended up spending $9 on Bay... I then figured that the $10 for Beltran was a pipe dream, but I could probably still get him to $7 or $8. I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 12:46:56 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Mora has a decent chance to provide .275/10 HR/75 RBI with three-position eligibility since he's starting for the D-Backs. IMO, I think that's a good bench option.

As for the Beltran thing... One of the other players is from New York originally and likes the Mets. I figured I could get him in a bidding war for Beltran and maybe get him to spend $10. Well, right before one of my nominations, another player nominated Bay. The guy from NY ended up spending $9 on Bay... I then figured that the $10 for Beltran was a pipe dream, but I could probably still get him to $7 or $8. I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.

Good grief.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 12:49:42 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Mora has a decent chance to provide .275/10 HR/75 RBI with three-position eligibility since he's starting for the D-Backs. IMO, I think that's a good bench option.

Some 2011 projections:

             R    HR  RBI  SB    AVG
Marcel       45   10   52   3   .262
Bill James   43    8   45   2   .265
ZiPS         36    6   41   2   .258
CAIRO        51   10   62   3   .267
PECOTA       60   11   55   5   .259


So, you're targeting a 39-year-old's "upside"?

Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PMAs for the Beltran thing... One of the other players is from New York originally and likes the Mets. I figured I could get him in a bidding war for Beltran and maybe get him to spend $10. Well, right before one of my nominations, another player nominated Bay. The guy from NY ended up spending $9 on Bay... I then figured that the $10 for Beltran was a pipe dream, but I could probably still get him to $7 or $8. I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.

It stands to reason that a Mets fan could well be sicker of Beltran than anyone else.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Oleg on March 21, 2011, 12:55:55 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 12:49:42 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Mora has a decent chance to provide .275/10 HR/75 RBI with three-position eligibility since he's starting for the D-Backs. IMO, I think that's a good bench option.

Some 2011 projections:

             R    HR  RBI  SB    AVG
Marcel       45   10   52   3   .262
Bill James   43    8   45   2   .265
ZiPS         36    6   41   2   .258
CAIRO        51   10   62   3   .267
PECOTA       60   11   55   5   .259


So, you're targeting a 39-year-old's "upside"?

Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PMAs for the Beltran thing... One of the other players is from New York originally and likes the Mets. I figured I could get him in a bidding war for Beltran and maybe get him to spend $10. Well, right before one of my nominations, another player nominated Bay. The guy from NY ended up spending $9 on Bay... I then figured that the $10 for Beltran was a pipe dream, but I could probably still get him to $7 or $8. I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.

It stands to reason that a Mets fan could well be sicker of Beltran than anyone else.

PECOTA is back to forecasting RBI, huh?  Or did they go back last year and I missed it?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 21, 2011, 01:18:13 PM
Quote from: BC on March 20, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
All right, I'm in three leagues this year. To show my fantasy baseball greatness, err, ineptitude... Here are my rosters, just wondering what folks may think about my teams.

Desipio League, All MLB, 14 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,LF,RF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,CF,RF)
3B    Martín Prado (Atl - 2B,3B)
SS    Hanley Ramírez (Fla - SS)
LF    Jose Tabata (Pit - LF,CF)
CF    Colby Rasmus (StL - CF)
RF    Jason Heyward (Atl - RF)
Util    Adam Dunn (CWS - 1B)
SP    Matt Cain (SF - SP)
SP    Phil Hughes (NYY - SP)
SP    Brett Anderson (Oak - SP)
RP    Leo Núñez (Fla - RP)
RP    Matt Capps (Min - RP)
P    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
P    Aroldis Chapman (Cin - RP)
P    Wandy Rodríguez (Hou - SP)
P    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
P    Aaron Harang (SD - SP)
BN    Freddie Freeman (Atl - 1B)
BN    Domonic Brown (Phi - RF)
BN    Skip Schumaker (StL - 2B,RF)
BN    Brett Wallace (Hou - 1B)
BN    Brett Jackson (ChC - CF) NA
BN    Jason Vargas (Sea - SP)

MVP League, All MLB, 16 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,OF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,OF)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Was - 3B)
SS    Mike Aviles (KC - 2B,SS)
OF    Adam Jones (Bal - OF)
OF    Jason Heyward (Atl - OF)
OF    Colby Rasmus (StL - OF)
Util    Jose Tabata (Pit - OF)
SP    Félix Hernández (Sea - SP)
SP    Ted Lilly (LAD - SP)
SP    Jorge De La Rosa (Col - SP)
SP    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
RP    Carlos Mármol (ChC - RP)
RP    Joakim Soria (KC - RP)
RP    José Valverde (Det - RP)
P    Frank Francisco (Tor - RP)
BN    Juan Uribe (LAD - 2B,3B,SS)
BN    Kila Ka'aihue (KC - 1B)
BN    Cameron Maybin (SD - OF)
BN    Melvin Mora (Ari - 1B,2B,3B)
BN    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
BN    Kyle McClellan (StL - RP)
BN    Phil Coke (Det - RP)

NL-Only League, NL-only, 10 teams, Auction draft

*** Note on this league: At the start of the auction, you have $100, but can keep four players from the previous year for $25, three for $18, two for $11 or one for $5. If a keeper moves to the AL, then you are allowed to keep him for up to two years. So, that's how I have Adam Dunn on my team even though he's now in the AL.

C    Ryan Doumit ($5)
1B    Adam Dunn (Keeper)
2B    Chase Utley (Keeper)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Keeper)
SS    Ryan Theriot ($1)
OF    Carlos Beltran ($5)
OF    Jason Heyward ($14)
OF    Jose Tabata ($10)
Util    Omar Infante ($5)
SP    Matt Cain (Keeper)
SP    Ted Lilly ($3)
SP    Bud Norris ($3)
SP    Randy Wolf ($1)
SP    Jake Westbrook ($2)
RP    Carlos Mármol ($11)
RP    Kerry Wood ($4)
BN    Cameron Maybin ($2)
BN    Melvin Mora ($3)
BN    Bill Hall ($2)
BN    Kosuke Fukudome ($2)
BN    Kyle McClellan ($1)
BN    Randy Wells ($1)



Just a question on one thing here....

You have Adam Dunn on your NL-only league for the slim chance that he gets traded BACK to the NL in the next 2 years even though he just signed a 4-year deal?

You're not only using a roster spot for him but you also have him listed as your 1B (and it doesn't appear you have any other eligible first basemen).

So does this mean that you get to actually use his stats in an NL-only league?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 01:34:14 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 21, 2011, 01:18:13 PM
Quote from: BC on March 20, 2011, 01:29:03 PM
All right, I'm in three leagues this year. To show my fantasy baseball greatness, err, ineptitude... Here are my rosters, just wondering what folks may think about my teams.

Desipio League, All MLB, 14 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,LF,RF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,CF,RF)
3B    Martín Prado (Atl - 2B,3B)
SS    Hanley Ramírez (Fla - SS)
LF    Jose Tabata (Pit - LF,CF)
CF    Colby Rasmus (StL - CF)
RF    Jason Heyward (Atl - RF)
Util    Adam Dunn (CWS - 1B)
SP    Matt Cain (SF - SP)
SP    Phil Hughes (NYY - SP)
SP    Brett Anderson (Oak - SP)
RP    Leo Núñez (Fla - RP)
RP    Matt Capps (Min - RP)
P    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
P    Aroldis Chapman (Cin - RP)
P    Wandy Rodríguez (Hou - SP)
P    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
P    Aaron Harang (SD - SP)
BN    Freddie Freeman (Atl - 1B)
BN    Domonic Brown (Phi - RF)
BN    Skip Schumaker (StL - 2B,RF)
BN    Brett Wallace (Hou - 1B)
BN    Brett Jackson (ChC - CF) NA
BN    Jason Vargas (Sea - SP)

MVP League, All MLB, 16 teams, normal draft

C    J.P. Arencibia (Tor - C)
1B    Aubrey Huff (SF - 1B,OF)
2B    Ben Zobrist (TB - 1B,2B,OF)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Was - 3B)
SS    Mike Aviles (KC - 2B,SS)
OF    Adam Jones (Bal - OF)
OF    Jason Heyward (Atl - OF)
OF    Colby Rasmus (StL - OF)
Util    Jose Tabata (Pit - OF)
SP    Félix Hernández (Sea - SP)
SP    Ted Lilly (LAD - SP)
SP    Jorge De La Rosa (Col - SP)
SP    Bud Norris (Hou - SP)
RP    Carlos Mármol (ChC - RP)
RP    Joakim Soria (KC - RP)
RP    José Valverde (Det - RP)
P    Frank Francisco (Tor - RP)
BN    Juan Uribe (LAD - 2B,3B,SS)
BN    Kila Ka'aihue (KC - 1B)
BN    Cameron Maybin (SD - OF)
BN    Melvin Mora (Ari - 1B,2B,3B)
BN    Randy Wolf (Mil - SP)
BN    Kyle McClellan (StL - RP)
BN    Phil Coke (Det - RP)

NL-Only League, NL-only, 10 teams, Auction draft

*** Note on this league: At the start of the auction, you have $100, but can keep four players from the previous year for $25, three for $18, two for $11 or one for $5. If a keeper moves to the AL, then you are allowed to keep him for up to two years. So, that's how I have Adam Dunn on my team even though he's now in the AL.

C    Ryan Doumit ($5)
1B    Adam Dunn (Keeper)
2B    Chase Utley (Keeper)
3B    Ryan Zimmerman (Keeper)
SS    Ryan Theriot ($1)
OF    Carlos Beltran ($5)
OF    Jason Heyward ($14)
OF    Jose Tabata ($10)
Util    Omar Infante ($5)
SP    Matt Cain (Keeper)
SP    Ted Lilly ($3)
SP    Bud Norris ($3)
SP    Randy Wolf ($1)
SP    Jake Westbrook ($2)
RP    Carlos Mármol ($11)
RP    Kerry Wood ($4)
BN    Cameron Maybin ($2)
BN    Melvin Mora ($3)
BN    Bill Hall ($2)
BN    Kosuke Fukudome ($2)
BN    Kyle McClellan ($1)
BN    Randy Wells ($1)



Just a question on one thing here....

You have Adam Dunn on your NL-only league for the slim chance that he gets traded BACK to the NL in the next 2 years even though he just signed a 4-year deal?

You're not only using a roster spot for him but you also have him listed as your 1B (and it doesn't appear you have any other eligible first basemen).

So does this mean that you get to actually use his stats in an NL-only league?


Good point, Pen. But you fail to call into account:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DJh7KUbap8s/TEZLUO9c3PI/AAAAAAAABS4/GrgcqJkCNQI/s1600/MelvinMora.jpg)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Oleg on March 21, 2011, 12:55:55 PM
PECOTA is back to forecasting RBI, huh?  Or did they go back last year and I missed it?

Google is showing me discussions of PECOTA's RBI projections every year back to at least 2004.

Perhaps they don't project RBI in the print edition, but it looks to me like they've at least included those stats in later updates from the very beginning.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.

Everything you say makes me feel sad.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

That's some high quality stuff right there.  Wow.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 02:43:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

That's some high quality stuff right there.  Wow.

If TEC hooks up the Beltran draft saga in a strip, we might have some fodder for our official Tonkfest T-shirts.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:51:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 21, 2011, 02:43:16 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

That's some high quality stuff right there.  Wow.

If TEC hooks up the Beltran draft saga in a strip, we might have some fodder for our official Tonkfest T-shirts.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/518015
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Slaky on March 21, 2011, 03:18:10 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:34:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

That's some high quality stuff right there.  Wow.

I chortled.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BC on March 21, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
I actually get to use Dunn's stats for this season, and next year too if I elect to use him as a keeper for 2012.

This league started in 2002, originally with just 8 guys and it was what I guess you guys would call a "pure" NL-only league. We added 2 more players after the 2003 season, and we had to replace 2 of the players just before this year's auction as 2 guys left the league. After 2003, we agreed that any rule change must be approved by 8 of the 10 players. During last off-season, Adrian Gonzalez's owner (Fearing an in-season trade to an AL team) suggested a rule change that if a player moves to the AL, then his owner could continue to use him through the keeper rule for as long as possible. That only got a couple votes. He then suggested 2 years, and that was approved 8-2. I personally voted against the change both times, since I wanted a chance at Gonzalez, but if the rule is there then I would be dumb not to utilize it when it would help my chances of winning.

Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
I personally voted against the change both times, since I wanted a chance at Gonzalez...

Would have been better if you'd voted against this rule because it's fucking retarded.

(That said, at least now if Melvin Mora gets traded to an AL team you can still benefit from his age-40 and -41 seasons.)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:29:28 PM
My favorite Melvin Mora fact:

QuoteMelvin Mora agreed to represent his native country, Venezuela, in the 2006 World Baseball Classic... He later pulled out after being denied the third-base position in favor of Miguel Cabrera.

Cite: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melvin_Mora#World_Baseball_Classic
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.

I'm just wondering what kind of spin-off threads it will engender.  "Yetti attempts to take a shower."  "Yetti runs afoul of diminutive Cubs' beat reporters."  "Yeti purchases new corpse shovel; eludes capture."

Et cætera, et cætera...
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 21, 2011, 05:39:14 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
I actually get to use Dunn's stats for this season, and next year too if I elect to use him as a keeper for 2012.

This league started in 2002, originally with just 8 guys and it was what I guess you guys would call a "pure" NL-only league. We added 2 more players after the 2003 season, and we had to replace 2 of the players just before this year's auction as 2 guys left the league. After 2003, we agreed that any rule change must be approved by 8 of the 10 players. During last off-season, Adrian Gonzalez's owner (Fearing an in-season trade to an AL team) suggested a rule change that if a player moves to the AL, then his owner could continue to use him through the keeper rule for as long as possible. That only got a couple votes. He then suggested 2 years, and that was approved 8-2. I personally voted against the change both times, since I wanted a chance at Gonzalez, but if the rule is there then I would be dumb not to utilize it when it would help my chances of winning.

A perfectly viable solution to this problem would just be to make this a mixed-league fantasy league if owners are just going to make up new rules to fit their rosters.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.

I'm just wondering what kind of spin-off threads it will engender.  "Yetti attempts to take a shower."  "Yetti runs afoul of diminutive Cubs' beat reporters."  "Yeti purchases new corpse shovel; eludes capture."

Et cætera, et cætera...
LAtin Gil wants us all to know he took Latin.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.

I'm just wondering what kind of spin-off threads it will engender.  "Yetti attempts to take a shower."  "Yetti runs afoul of diminutive Cubs' beat reporters."  "Yeti purchases new corpse shovel; eludes capture."

Et cætera, et cætera...
LAtin Gil wants us all to know he took Latin.

Hyde Park Wheezer wonders: why the 'ae' ligature but not the 'et'?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.

I'm just wondering what kind of spin-off threads it will engender.  "Yetti attempts to take a shower."  "Yetti runs afoul of diminutive Cubs' beat reporters."  "Yeti purchases new corpse shovel; eludes capture."

Et cætera, et cætera...
LAtin Gil wants us all to know he took Latin.

Hyde Park Wheezer wonders: why the 'ae' ligature but not the 'et'?

Just keep the felice fæces out of my toilet.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Wheezer on March 21, 2011, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:56:13 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:49:19 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 21, 2011, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 21, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
This thread is quickly becoming worse than the "Yetti tries to sell an iPhone" thread.   And THAT'S saying something.

Dude, the "Yetti Sells a Broken iPhone" thread is top-notch.

I'm just wondering what kind of spin-off threads it will engender.  "Yetti attempts to take a shower."  "Yetti runs afoul of diminutive Cubs' beat reporters."  "Yeti purchases new corpse shovel; eludes capture."

Et cætera, et cætera...
LAtin Gil wants us all to know he took Latin.

Hyde Park Wheezer wonders: why the 'ae' ligature but not the 'et'?

Frankly, I'm dubious about the ae ligature in the first place. It's just a long 'e' in my Collins Gem, which is ~180 B.C.E. to 120 C.E.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Simmer on March 21, 2011, 06:18:51 PM
My team needs a trade-based overhaul if I'm to repeat playoff appearances.  Let the offers roll boys!

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

This is like if wow and amazing had a child. 
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on March 21, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Quote from: Simmer on March 21, 2011, 06:18:51 PM
My team needs a trade-based overhaul if I'm to repeat playoff appearances.  Let the offers roll boys!

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 02:26:48 PM
Quote from: Eli on March 21, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Everything you say makes me feel sad.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TtoEtoC/481968

This is like if wow and amazing had a child. 

Someone say something about a trade?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: R-V on March 21, 2011, 08:54:39 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
I actually get to use Dunn's stats for this season, and next year too if I elect to use him as a keeper for 2012.

This league started in 2002, originally with just 8 guys and it was what I guess you guys would call a "pure" NL-only league. We added 2 more players after the 2003 season, and we had to replace 2 of the players just before this year's auction as 2 guys left the league. After 2003, we agreed that any rule change must be approved by 8 of the 10 players. During last off-season, Adrian Gonzalez's owner (Fearing an in-season trade to an AL team) suggested a rule change that if a player moves to the AL, then his owner could continue to use him through the keeper rule for as long as possible. That only got a couple votes. He then suggested 2 years, and that was approved 8-2. I personally voted against the change both times, since I wanted a chance at Gonzalez, but if the rule is there then I would be dumb not to utilize it when it would help my chances of winning.

Dolan, you're creating a lot of work for yourself by expanding BC's universe. Creating one believable character is hard enough - adding 9 friends is going to be a bear. I have faith you're up to the task.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: ChuckD on March 21, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 05:22:28 PM
Quote from: BC on March 21, 2011, 05:04:54 PM
I personally voted against the change both times, since I wanted a chance at Gonzalez...

Would have been better if you'd voted against this rule because it's fucking retarded.

(That said, at least now if Melvin Mora gets traded to an AL team you can still benefit from his age-40 and -41 seasons.)

Melvin Moras don't grow on trees. Also $10 for Tabata is way too much. BC could've scored a couple bags of Hanky Panky at the local malt shop for that price.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 11:05:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 21, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
Also $10 for Tabata is way too much.

You're right. He could have spent part of that $10 on Billy Wagner.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: ChuckD on March 22, 2011, 07:32:09 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 21, 2011, 11:05:29 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on March 21, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
Also $10 for Tabata is way too much.

You're right. He could have spent part of that $10 on Billy Wagner.

Bill Wagners don't grow on trees, yo.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Nice choice, BigDrinky.  (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-pitcher-Mike-Leake-arrested)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on April 18, 2011, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Nice choice, BigDrinky.  (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-pitcher-Mike-Leake-arrested)


That's gangsta.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 18, 2011, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Nice choice, BigDrinky.  (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-pitcher-Mike-Leake-arrested)


That's gangsta.

Understandable. (http://www1.macys.com/shop/mens/apparel/t-shirts?id=30423&edge=hybrid#!fn=BRAND%3DAmerican%2520Rag%26sortBy%3DORIGINAL%26productsPerPage%3D40&!qvp=iqvp)
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 18, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 18, 2011, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Nice choice, BigDrinky.  (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-pitcher-Mike-Leake-arrested)


That's gangsta.

Understandable. (http://www1.macys.com/shop/mens/apparel/t-shirts?id=30423&edge=hybrid#!fn=BRAND%3DAmerican%2520Rag%26sortBy%3DORIGINAL%26productsPerPage%3D40&!qvp=iqvp)

Intrepid Reader: Ryan Braun

REMETEE knockoffs?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 18, 2011, 06:11:28 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 06:08:51 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 18, 2011, 05:56:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 18, 2011, 03:34:20 PM
Quote from: PenPho on April 18, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
Nice choice, BigDrinky.  (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110418/SPT04/304180108/Reds-pitcher-Mike-Leake-arrested)


That's gangsta.

Understandable. (http://www1.macys.com/shop/mens/apparel/t-shirts?id=30423&edge=hybrid#!fn=BRAND%3DAmerican%2520Rag%26sortBy%3DORIGINAL%26productsPerPage%3D40&!qvp=iqvp)

Intrepid Reader: Ryan Braun

REMETEE knockoffs?

Damn it, forgot those existed too.  Thanks (?) Pen.

Also, I laughed.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Saul Goodman on April 19, 2011, 04:51:10 PM
DPD. According to Dusty Baker, being caught stealing (YUK YUK YUK) is the exact same thing as losing a family member.

QuoteIt was a situation that had the club discuss going with a different starter for Thursday.

"There was consideration," Baker said. "We talked about how he felt and could he handle the pressure of it. He said 'yeah.' Sometimes in times of trouble, it's easier to go to work than not go to work."

Baker mentioned how former Reds great Pete Rose pressed on and played during a 44-game hitting streak in 1978, despite having myriad personal problems, including the death of his father.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Internet Apex on April 19, 2011, 05:05:24 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 19, 2011, 04:51:10 PM
DPD. According to Dusty Baker, being caught stealing (YUK YUK YUK) is the exact same thing as losing a family member.

QuoteIt was a situation that had the club discuss going with a different starter for Thursday.

"There was consideration," Baker said. "We talked about how he felt and could he handle the pressure of it. He said 'yeah.' Sometimes in times of trouble, it's easier to go to work than not go to work."

Baker mentioned how former Reds great Pete Rose pressed on and played during a 44-game hitting streak in 1978, despite having myriad personal problems, including the death of his father.

How he resisted a Hank Aaron reference there is anybody's guess. I suppose Pete is far more appropriate in some respects, if not the example Dusty gave.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2011, 08:30:38 AM
bump
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: PenPho on September 29, 2011, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2011, 08:30:38 AM
bump

The Red Sox feel better today seeing how badly JD collapsed in this one.

Too early to announce 2012 keepers yet?

Oh, congrats TDubbs.
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: BigDrinky on September 29, 2011, 09:34:18 PM
Too early to start hating my 2012 team?
Title: Re: Desipio 2011 Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Smorgasborgasm
Post by: JD on October 04, 2011, 01:19:18 PM
Quote from: PenPho on September 29, 2011, 05:50:28 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 29, 2011, 08:30:38 AM
bump

The Red Sox feel better today seeing how badly JD collapsed in this one.

Too early to announce 2012 keepers yet?

Oh, congrats TDubbs.


Yeah, it was pretty epic.  I'm blaming Bartman.  Can some of you guys  throw beer on him for me and threaten him with bodily harm?  I hear he lives in Chicago with Bill Buckner for some reason.