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Wheezer

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #165 on: November 22, 2012, 07:09:00 AM »
I feel much safer now. But what if one puts more than 3.4 oz of maple syrup into a pie or cake? Didn't think of that one, did you?
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #166 on: November 27, 2012, 12:23:59 PM »
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #167 on: November 27, 2012, 12:49:40 PM »
Mitt Romney is down to 47 percent in the popular vote which is NOT ironic (cc: CT), but it's ... something.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #168 on: November 27, 2012, 12:53:16 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 27, 2012, 12:23:59 PM
One last chance for Mitt to still win!!!

http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/11/27/2360565/lawmaker-shares-last-chance-idea.html

QuoteShe said, "I think it is very, very sad that we elected our current president, because he is definitely not following (the) Constitution...."

That "(the)" seems like a charitable interpolation on the editor's part.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #169 on: November 28, 2012, 08:29:59 AM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #170 on: November 28, 2012, 09:28:53 AM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #171 on: November 29, 2012, 08:25:53 AM »
Mel Reynolds? Really, CT?
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #172 on: November 29, 2012, 03:31:48 PM »
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #173 on: December 04, 2012, 10:44:52 AM »

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #174 on: December 04, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »
Quote from: CT III on December 04, 2012, 10:44:52 AM
Congress in general, and Dan Burton in particular are terrible.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/12/03/congress-holds-an-anti-vaccination-hearing/

Science is stupid, Jenny Mccarthy's poor kid got the autism from vaccines.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #175 on: December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM »
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #176 on: December 04, 2012, 04:34:45 PM »
Also, Monty Burns explains the fiscal cliff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c91usT4P1u0
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #177 on: December 06, 2012, 09:49:43 AM »
DPD, but South Carolina's going to need a new Senator soon, Bort:

QuoteSen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), one of the most prominent conservative voices on Capitol Hill, will leave the Senate to run the Heritage Foundation.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323501404578161613763222762.html?mod=wsj_share_tweet
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2012, 12:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on December 06, 2012, 10:14:22 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 04, 2012, 04:25:54 PM
Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.


I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.
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