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#31
The Dead Pool / Bury The Hat
April 16, 2018, 09:43:41 PM
#32
Quote from: Canadouche on April 16, 2018, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 16, 2018, 03:31:31 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on April 16, 2018, 03:17:30 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 16, 2018, 11:17:16 AM
Any time this guy misses significant time, I get afraid the Hodgkin's is back.

So, you've had this concern for the first time ever since last week?

No.

I didn't realize missing a game (or was it maybe two?) for a sore back constituted as "significant time."

I apologize for the person who pissed in your cornflakes today.
#33
Quote from: Canadouche on April 16, 2018, 03:17:30 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 16, 2018, 11:17:16 AM
Any time this guy misses significant time, I get afraid the Hodgkin's is back.

So, you've had this concern for the first time ever since last week?

No.
#34
Any time this guy misses significant time, I get afraid the Hodgkin's is back.
#35
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
April 13, 2018, 01:03:29 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 13, 2018, 12:14:00 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 01, 2017, 01:06:21 PM
Quote from: CBStew on December 01, 2017, 01:04:13 PM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on November 30, 2017, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: CBStew on November 30, 2017, 08:35:36 PM
On another issue...are there any bird people out there?  I have pet canary that went through a late molt starting in October.  After about six weeks he is finally over it.  He is only about a year old and is a great singer.  But of course he stopped singing during the molt and shows no sign that he intends to start again.  I know that Fork is going to suggest that his cats, Fred and Ginger could solve my problem, but I don't think that Pablo, my canary would like that solution.

What say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
Speaking of bird law, Pablo may be reacting to his imprisonment without due process.
I expect to see a writ of habeas corpus any day now.
Update:  Pablo the canary started singing shortly after I posted above.  At this point he is singing non-stop and very loudly about 12 hours a day.  Male canaries sing to attract mates.  Pablo is a horny s.o.b.

Bet your lawfim mates are thrilled.
#36
Quote from: SKO on April 12, 2018, 01:08:56 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 12, 2018, 12:48:02 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 12, 2018, 11:27:11 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on April 12, 2018, 11:20:28 AM
It's probably better for both of us.

I did take your advice and stop following you for a while in 2016, until they won the pennant I believe (which I believe was your stipulation...I was just following your advice).  I just thought the team finally fucking winning it all would lessen the urgency for all of us.  I know it's done wonders for my temperment--but anyway, nice chat.

I mean, it has. I might bitch for a bit on twitter during games they are losing but then I go on about my day. You do not find me here pissing and moaning long after games are over (though I am reserving the right to perpetually wish death upon Jason Heyward throughout this summer), I was surprisingly calm during the NLCS, I even watched the World Series after the Cubs were eliminated (when in previous years if the Cubs had lost in October I angrily avoided basically all baseball until the next season began).

I'm never going to not be irritated when my team is losing a baseball game. I am aware that is an overreaction to an irrelevant data point that some people don't have, and that's great. I am aware it might annoy people and they should probably just unfollow me if they cannot refrain from being irritated by it. RV has done so before, Fearless Leader unfollowed me in like 2015 and I doubt he's ever regretted it. I myself do not follow Chuck on twitter because I do not seek out bad opinions sure to piss me off and tempt me to engage. You will note I have never even once read one of your tweets and insisted you somehow react to something differently than however the fuck you want to react.

Seriously, I was trying to talk about Javy Baez here and this is yet again the only active desipio thread and it's just you and me yelling at each other again anot talking about Javier Baez. Are you not exhausted by this

Look who's tempting someone to engage.

I guess this response means you win.

If you're involved no one wins.

#37
Quote from: SKO on April 12, 2018, 11:27:11 AM
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on April 12, 2018, 11:20:28 AM
It's probably better for both of us.

I did take your advice and stop following you for a while in 2016, until they won the pennant I believe (which I believe was your stipulation...I was just following your advice).  I just thought the team finally fucking winning it all would lessen the urgency for all of us.  I know it's done wonders for my temperment--but anyway, nice chat.

I mean, it has. I might bitch for a bit on twitter during games they are losing but then I go on about my day. You do not find me here pissing and moaning long after games are over (though I am reserving the right to perpetually wish death upon Jason Heyward throughout this summer), I was surprisingly calm during the NLCS, I even watched the World Series after the Cubs were eliminated (when in previous years if the Cubs had lost in October I angrily avoided basically all baseball until the next season began).

I'm never going to not be irritated when my team is losing a baseball game. I am aware that is an overreaction to an irrelevant data point that some people don't have, and that's great. I am aware it might annoy people and they should probably just unfollow me if they cannot refrain from being irritated by it. RV has done so before, Fearless Leader unfollowed me in like 2015 and I doubt he's ever regretted it. I myself do not follow Chuck on twitter because I do not seek out bad opinions sure to piss me off and tempt me to engage. You will note I have never even once read one of your tweets and insisted you somehow react to something differently than however the fuck you want to react.

Seriously, I was trying to talk about Javy Baez here and this is yet again the only active desipio thread and it's just you and me yelling at each other again anot talking about Javier Baez. Are you not exhausted by this

Look who's tempting someone to engage.

I guess this response means you win.
#38
Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
April 09, 2018, 02:18:43 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 09, 2018, 12:39:37 PM
this weather can blow me
At about 18 mph out of the southwest.
#39
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 03, 2018, 04:27:11 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 03, 2018, 09:57:31 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 02, 2018, 10:21:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 02, 2018, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 02, 2018, 08:38:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 02, 2018, 08:33:02 AM
Quote from: Shooter on March 31, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

He can stand on Schwarber's glove as Schwarber doesn't need it.

This seems forced, like when the NY Dolls "reunited" and it was all pretty lackluster. The classic version stands well on its own.
Weak SKObait.
#40
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 02, 2018, 10:21:35 AM
Quote from: Bort on April 02, 2018, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: Oleg on April 02, 2018, 08:38:29 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on April 02, 2018, 08:33:02 AM
Quote from: Shooter on March 31, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
Don't want to neglect tonight's FYC

Stop trying to make this a thing. Chuck is wrong about so many things, and this is one to hang on Oleg, because the opportunity presents itself far less frequently.

This is, literally, the nicest thing Fork has ever said about me.

Unfortunately, it feels too good to say FYC, so I'm afraid Fork's reasoning comes up short.

There's very little Oleg can reach for successfully, so let's give him something to stand on here.

He can stand on Schwarber's glove as Schwarber doesn't need it.
#41
Oy...
#42
Desipio Lounge / Re: Opening. Day. Female. Odges.
March 29, 2018, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 29, 2018, 03:18:53 AM
Looks like I didn't do this last year - I was probably too busy getting my feet rubbed by Asian birds.  Still, never mind, here we are again:

IT'S OPENING FUCKING DAY, OGDENS!

Fucking get it right up you, Winter.  Got a good feeling about this team.

You didn't do it last year because:

Quote from: Tonker on March 29, 2018, 03:18:53 AM
Nearly forgot my annual bump.  If the Cubs win it all this time, I promise to let this thread rest in peace hereafter.

Goddamn, I fucking love opening day, though.
#43
Desipio Lounge / The 2018 Play Like It's 2016 Cubs
March 28, 2018, 03:29:36 PM
Let's go. Get it done. Make the 2018 regular season as fun and irrelevant as the 2016 regular season was. 162 parties and bring on October.
#44
Boobtube / Re: Fargo
March 20, 2018, 08:59:48 AM
FINALLY got around to watching Season 1.  That was great. Only part that didn't work for me was Gus calling Molly and asking her to stay safe, then going into the cabin to lay in wait for Malvo.

I never want to meet Billy Bob Thornton in real life. Sometimes it feels like he's just playing himself and not acting.

Poor Linda.
#45
I'm good with that. Sorry for being a slouch.