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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2009, 04:57:18 PM »
The Bears better make the playoffs, or I am just going to start running over people. This is fucking ridiculous, yet another shitastic sports year is circling down the drain...
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2009, 05:39:55 PM »
Go Cats!  After toppling mighty Towson, anything is possible.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2009, 05:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 05, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 05, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
So what did you guys think of that Illini season? Wasn't very long or exciting.

At least we found out early that they are shitty.

I like that you guys still had enough faith in the team to be disappointed.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2009, 07:10:48 AM »
Quote from: CT III on September 05, 2009, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 05, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
Quote from: Slak on September 05, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
So what did you guys think of that Illini season? Wasn't very long or exciting.

At least we found out early that they are shitty.

I like that you guys still had enough faith in the team to be disappointed.

I blacked out last night, so I don't remember just how shitty they actually were. 
But if Weebs doesn't care about them, I don't either. 
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2009, 10:59:56 AM »
I would like to put in a word for the Cal Bears.     That word is "Best".
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2009, 01:24:03 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 06, 2009, 10:59:56 AM
I would like to put in a word for the Cal Bears.     That word is "Best".

Cal looked "Capable of beating USC" dangerous last night. Good stuff from those guys.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2009, 05:36:05 PM »
Holy hell is Rutgers getting its ass kicked by Cincinnati.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2009, 11:12:53 PM »

Can the best game of the year be in the first week?  Univ of Miami 38, FSU 34.  Game ended on a FSU dropped ball in the end zone with no time left.  Six lead changes. Miami QB sets the record for passing yardage in a UM-FSU game (and there have been more than a few decent quarterbacks in that series).  Neither defense was very good, but still a really entertaining game with loads of huge plays.  And Bowden lost.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2009, 01:52:09 AM »
Why couldn't the Illini tackle anyone? Also, how can you miss a fucking extra point?  What the fuck?

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2009, 02:50:23 AM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on September 08, 2009, 01:52:09 AM
Why couldn't the Illini New Mexico State tackle anyone? Also, how can you miss a fucking extra point?  What the fuck?

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2009, 11:02:32 AM »
And the National Champions continue their reign...
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2009, 11:09:11 AM »
Yes, Iowa got lucky.  But can anyone explain the logic of why a blocked kick that doesn't cross the line of scrimmage that is recovered by the kicking team results in a clock stoppage?  Why is that any different from a fumble recovery or a recovery of a dropped lateral?

The clock should have run out after the first block.

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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2009, 11:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 08, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Yes, Iowa got lucky.  But can anyone explain the logic of why a blocked kick that doesn't cross the line of scrimmage that is recovered by the kicking team results in a clock stoppage?  Why is that any different from a fumble recovery or a recovery of a dropped lateral?

The clock should have run out after the first block.

Iowa State will beat them. Their inability to stop Northern Iowa when it went 5 wide is concerning, considering Iowa State runs a spread with a pretty decent quarterback in Austin Arnaud.
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2009, 11:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 08, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Yes, Iowa got lucky.  But can anyone explain the logic of why a blocked kick that doesn't cross the line of scrimmage that is recovered by the kicking team results in a clock stoppage?  Why is that any different from a fumble recovery or a recovery of a dropped lateral?

Considering that he is not only our Resident Desipio Rules Expert but an Iowa grad, I would expect a Dave B. post in 3...2...1...
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Re: 2009 College Football Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2009, 11:21:10 AM »
Quote from: MAD on September 08, 2009, 11:15:11 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 08, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Yes, Iowa got lucky.  But can anyone explain the logic of why a blocked kick that doesn't cross the line of scrimmage that is recovered by the kicking team results in a clock stoppage?  Why is that any different from a fumble recovery or a recovery of a dropped lateral?

Considering that he is not only our Resident Desipio Rules Expert but an Iowa grad, I would expect a Dave B. post in 3...2...1...
If the answer is, "Because the rule is written that way," then it's a fucking dumb rule.  One hopes it's not because a blocked FG takes longer to untangle the bodies than any other type of play does.

There is some logic here.  Right?