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Quote from: Bad Kermit on September 22, 2006, 05:23:42 PM
Um, whatever the hell this is for the win...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=

Midget hip-hop porn.

He may be Hank White, but he's our Hank White.

Or the best promo Masked Kane ever did:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U324OFwE8i8

Or if you want to watch Vince McMahon sing and dance to a guitar played by Hulk Hogan ... YouTube.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pgrfeblX_so

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YxKmNPQOp40

RVD and Sabu v. Hayabusa and Tommy Dreamer (Japan).

The "it's still real to me, damn it" clip has me in tears of laughter every time I see it.

Much like when Paul comes around.

Rats, I always thought terrible movie tie-ins were how wrestling should be done.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s3sIFaAFtFQ

(warning: WCW booking)

That PPV was also notable for boring the shit out of all of America with Goldust v. Bluedust and Big Boss Man v. Mideon.  Not even grain alcohol can make those entertaining.

In the spirit of Big Slow discussion ... gentlemen, you ask for miracles, I give you WCW booking.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LGT_ogHoMMo

"THE YET-TAY!"

Quote from: TW on June 26, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
Never was a Big Slow fan.  He couldn't do anything (literally) in the ring.  Punch, Kick, Headbutt.  Bo-ring.

But to his credit, he doesn't kill everyone he ever works with in the ring, unlike Mizark Henry.

Best ten-year contract ever.  Was Ed Lynch running WWF contracts at the time?

I remember when Big Show first appeared ... St. Valentine's Day Massacre, 1999, when he bursts through the bottom of the ring and started throwing Austin around to save Vince McMahon.  Michael Cole started spooging himself immediately -- "MY GOD!  THAT'S PAUL WIGHT!  LOOK AT HIM!  HE'S LIKE A GIANT!"

It was so bad-ass seeing Lionheart Jericho at One Night Stand last year.

Great.  Now I need grain alcohol.

Apex officially wins at life, the universe and everything.

Quote from: JD on June 22, 2006, 09:35:35 AM
I just had the elusive no-wiper dump.  Well, I mean, there's at least one wipe to see that you don't HAVE to wipe, of course.  I'm not nasty, yo.  BUT, get this, I had a 2-wiper, no-wiper dump.  That's right.  I had to check TWICE because I just didn't believe the first clean one.  Why?  Well, I'll tell ya anyway.  It's because I pinched it off early on in the dumping.  And it was STILL clean.  Pretty awesome, right?  Yeah, I know it is.  When the lead turd was half-way out, I sneezed which caused the pinching.  I was pretty disappointed  because I didn't wanna spend all day tryin' to get all that stuff off my booty.  I dropped 2 1/2 more medium sized turds in the bowl and disgustedly tore off some TP.  After having pinched, then you can just imagine my surprise when the TP came back in much the same condition as when it when down there.  I thought that I must have poop marks all over the outside of my booty.  Oh, how humiliating.  And time consuming.  Now, more than ever.  Well, I go back down there and wipe the entire butt area.  I could tell during that process even, that this, too, would come back untainted(no pun intended, but I checked that area, too).  Oh, yeah, that TP came back clean, baby.  Well, there was a butt hair on it, but that doesn't count.  I've never had that happen to me before and I just wanted to share it.  I also don't think I've ever had a post this long before.  There was actually a lot more anticipation and rejoicing at the end, but I didn't feel like typing anymore.  My day is all downhill from here.  I mean, ya quit climbin' once ya hit the peak, right?

The world is your oyster, sir.