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Dave B

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM »
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2009, 09:45:56 AM »
So is this the new Turd Throw thread?
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morpheus

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2009, 09:58:07 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 05, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
So is this the new Turd Throw thread?

Yes.
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BH

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2009, 10:07:55 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 05, 2009, 09:58:07 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 05, 2009, 09:45:56 AM
So is this the new Turd Throw thread?

Yes.

This should be in the Studio 60 thread.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2009, 10:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.

People were sobbing last night?
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Tank

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2009, 10:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2009, 10:22:15 AM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.

People were sobbing last night?

I know I was. More Ankiel in the lineup = good times for the Cubs.

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2009, 10:25:22 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.

Some of the comments are awesome.

QuoteJosh Hancock is my Designated Driver

and

QuoteThat's sad, I figured Victor would have been able to put some money away

and

QuoteI didn't know you hire someone to mow your lawn if you live in a trailer park.

To name a few.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2009, 10:29:12 AM »
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.



Little does this guy know, but his wife is sleeping with his landscaper.

Andy did dub him the Lawnmower, right?

And who do you think objected the loudest to the nickname?
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morpheus

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2009, 10:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Tank on May 05, 2009, 10:10:16 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.




THIS.
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HumbleJerry

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2009, 10:55:31 AM »
already posted this on ticket exchange thread with no luck, so I'll try a more popular thread.. ive got an extra outfield box for today, ticket's on me if you buy me a couple beers and a dog.
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Dave B

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2009, 10:55:42 AM »
Quote from: IrishYeti on May 05, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.

People were sobbing last night?

Oh yeah. They were showing crowd shots and women were crying and holding their hands like they were praying. It was a little overdramatic. I can just hear them; "First DK, then Josh, and now Ricky. Why, God? Why?!".
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Dave B

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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2009, 11:29:57 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on May 05, 2009, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on May 05, 2009, 09:38:41 AM
Stay classy, Cardinal fans:

http://deadspin.com/5240707/now-is-this-better-or-worse-than-horry-kow

And they wonder why I laughed last night at the people sobbing in the stands at Busch while Ankiel was on the cart.



Little does this guy know, but his wife is sleeping with his landscaper.

Andy did dub him the Lawnmower, right?

And who do you think objected the loudest to the nickname?

DPD, but some of the comments bring up some good ideas for "revenge" T-shirts: "Josh Hancock is my Designated Driver" and "McGwire is my Pharmacist".

I'd like to add "Darryl Kile is My Hotel Maid".
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2009, 11:35:14 AM »
Tony LaRussa is my statistician.
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Re: CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, STL all pisspoor in 2009.
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2009, 11:36:08 AM »

Jim Edmonds is my dog breeder.
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