CIN, HOU, MIL, PIT, CHC all pisspoor in 2009.

[Waco Kid]

So Cincinnati goes into 2008 with a minor league star whose OBP regularly hovers around .400 and (shortly after the Hamiton trade) two great young arms who have huge futures in baseball. 

Now that minor leaguer is Adam Dunn without the OBP and the two arms are hurt. 

The bay of Pigs invasion would have worked perfectly if Dusty would have been in charge.  Dude knows how to destroy from within. 

In addition, to the two young arms Dusty also wrecked Aaron Harang.

[Philberto]

Dave Duncan works his mojo on Smoltz. Fucking assholes

[Eli]

Dave Duncan works his mojo on Smoltz. Fucking assholes

I think it probably had more to do with the Padres terrible lineup than anything Smoltz did.

[PenFoe]

At least we don't root for the Brewers....

Brewers purchased the contract of outfielder Corey Patterson from Triple-A Nashville.

The Brewers had signed Patterson in early August after he had been released by the Nationals. He put up solid numbers in 29 games for Nashville, turning in a .962 OPS in 135 PAs, but he won't be used in anything more than a reserve role initially. It'll be Patterson's fourth major-league ballclub in as many seasons and fifth overall.

[Brownie]

At least we don't root for the Brewers....

Brewers purchased the contract of outfielder Corey Patterson from Triple-A Nashville.

The Brewers had signed Patterson in early August after he had been released by the Nationals. He put up solid numbers in 29 games for Nashville, turning in a .962 OPS in 135 PAs, but he won't be used in anything more than a reserve role initially. It'll be Patterson's fourth major-league ballclub in as many seasons and fifth overall.

To think that in the Orioles, Nationals, Brewers, Reds and Cubs, the Cubs have seen more success recently than Patterson's 4 other franchises.

[Saul Goodman]

I know I'm a moran, but does this make sense to anyone?

[Andy]

It makes as much sense to me as any of the other bullshit they write on that site.  Which is none.

The Cub Reportar blows.

[Slaky]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

Really hate to see that. They might actually hire a good manager now.

[MAD]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.

That's right.  Shat.  One.

[Eli]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.

Yeah, but everything reminds you of him.

[Jon]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.

Yeah, but everything reminds you of him.

Everything reminds Huey of everything. Poor aspergered goof.

[Slaky]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

I suppose it's time for an update, then.

[Oleg]

Cecil Cooper just got sneak attacked by the pink slip of destiny.

It may just be me, but, "Shatoon; Bringer of Corn," makes me laugh every time I see it.

It reminds me of former NIU receievr Shatone Powers.

That's right.  Shat.  One.

We get it.  You remember stuff.