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Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Quote from: JD on October 08, 2010, 11:08:49 PM
And why the crud is the draft set for an afternoon?  Some of us have jobs, yo!

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Quote from: PenPho on October 12, 2010, 11:29:33 AM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Bump for needing more teams.

Quote from: Brownie on October 12, 2010, 11:57:59 AM

Quote from: PenPho on October 12, 2010, 11:29:33 AM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Bump for needing more teams.

I suck at fantasy sports and I suck harder at the NBA. But I'll join. After all, I went to the same school as Isiah Thomas, so I should know something about running a basketball team.league.

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: PenPho on October 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 8 now, including some of my friends from the outside world.

I've extended to a couple others, would love to get to at least 10, then we can work out draft time.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2010, 11:35:57 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 8 now, including some of my friends from the outside world.

I've extended to a couple others, would love to get to at least 10, then we can work out draft time.

Team PlayAroundBackThere is go.

Quote from: PenPho on October 21, 2010, 01:18:21 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2010, 11:35:57 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 8 now, including some of my friends from the outside world.

I've extended to a couple others, would love to get to at least 10, then we can work out draft time.

Team PlayAroundBackThere is go.

Need 1 more team!!

Quote from: Yeti on October 21, 2010, 01:30:21 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 21, 2010, 01:18:21 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2010, 11:35:57 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 8 now, including some of my friends from the outside world.

I've extended to a couple others, would love to get to at least 10, then we can work out draft time.

Team PlayAroundBackThere is go.

Need 1 more team!!

Draft tomorrow at 5? What a cock.

Quote from: PenPho on October 21, 2010, 01:37:21 PM

Quote from: Yeti on October 21, 2010, 01:30:21 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 21, 2010, 01:18:21 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 13, 2010, 11:35:57 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 13, 2010, 11:20:20 PM

Quote from: JD on October 13, 2010, 09:22:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're at 8 now, including some of my friends from the outside world.

I've extended to a couple others, would love to get to at least 10, then we can work out draft time.

Team PlayAroundBackThere is go.

Need 1 more team!!

Draft tomorrow at 5? What a cock.

Trouble reading?

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:55:05 PM

Quote from: Slaky on October 07, 2010, 06:37:53 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 07, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
Figured it was time to get this started so that it can get abandoned in 3 weeks for the "Bulls are insignificant" thread.

But mostly because we need to know who JD's favorite team is this year and I was wondering if there was NBA fantasy this year that didn't involve ESPN.com (why aren't we on Yahoo again??).

Also, because fuck Miami.

I hope JD's team is the OKC Thunder. They are sweet.

Let's do a league on Yahoo. Pen, you just volunteered for commish. Nice work.

Done:

League ID: 63482
Password: bball
Link: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/register/joinleague?.scrumb=

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Here's a fun read on Derrick Rose. Maybe not so fun but interesting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/28/1779091/nba-scores-derrick-rose-bulls-thunder

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Here's a fun read on Derrick Rose. Maybe not so fun but interesting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/28/1779091/nba-scores-derrick-rose-bulls-thunder

Yep.  28 points on 31 shots is abysmal.  I love Derrick, but until he learns how to get to the free throw line (or actually improves at three-pointers), he's not going to break through and get to that tier-one-elite-level-star category that I just made up right now.

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Here's a fun read on Derrick Rose. Maybe not so fun but interesting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/28/1779091/nba-scores-derrick-rose-bulls-thunder

Yep.  28 points on 31 shots is abysmal.  I love Derrick, but until he learns how to get to the free throw line (or actually improves at three-pointers), he's not going to break through and get to that tier-one-elite-level-star category that I just made up right now.

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Here's a fun read on Derrick Rose. Maybe not so fun but interesting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/28/1779091/nba-scores-derrick-rose-bulls-thunder

Yep.  28 points on 31 shots is abysmal.  I love Derrick, but until he learns how to get to the free throw line (or actually improves at three-pointers), he's not going to break through and get to that tier-one-elite-level-star category that I just made up right now.

I laughed.


Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:51:26 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 10:33:39 AM
Here's a fun read on Derrick Rose. Maybe not so fun but interesting.


http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2010/10/28/1779091/nba-scores-derrick-rose-bulls-thunder

Yep.  28 points on 31 shots is abysmal.  I love Derrick, but until he learns how to get to the free throw line (or actually improves at three-pointers), he's not going to break through and get to that tier-one-elite-level-star category that I just made up right now.

I laughed.


Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

Just watch random games. There's a ton of talent out there. Did you see Monta Ellis last night? Holy shit that guy can score.

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Quote from: Yeti on October 28, 2010, 02:31:18 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

While acknowledging the risk of my reputation to suffer a steep drop, I will say that I would agree with this PenFoe post.

Quote from: Slaky on October 28, 2010, 02:32:58 PM

Quote from: Yeti on October 28, 2010, 02:31:18 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

While acknowledging the risk of my reputation to suffer a steep drop, I will say that I would agree with this PenFoe post.

I don't. I don't want another baseball team. If I was able to quit the Cubs I would just stop watching baseball altogether. Neither are going to happen.

Let's get back to basketball.

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 02:49:08 PM
You guys can't just make up teams and root for them. Heh, Thunder. Nice. Ok, my new favorite team is the Kentuck Blue Grass or maybe the Toronto Teeth. No, scratch that. I'm going all in for the Saskatchewan Small Pox Infected Blankets.

Now of the teams that currently exist, I'm still leaning toward Miami. LeBron, like my former hero, Patrick Ewing, is on a mission from gord. Only, he probably won't fail. So, I owe myself a little bandwagon jumping to make up for my Quioxtic and ill-spent youth. Yay?

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 03:02:14 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 02:49:08 PM
You guys can't just make up teams and root for them. Heh, Thunder. Nice. Ok, my new favorite team is the Kentuck Blue Grass or maybe the Toronto Teeth. No, scratch that. I'm going all in for the Saskatchewan Small Pox Infected Blankets.

Now of the teams that currently exist, I'm still leaning toward Miami. LeBron, like my former hero, Patrick Ewing, is on a mission from gord. Only, he probably won't fail. So, I owe myself a little bandwagon jumping to make up for my Quioxtic and ill-spent youth. Yay?

You jumping on the Heat bandwagon would be an excellent addition to your already retarded pro basketball fandom.

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM
If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Quote from: Ivy6 on October 28, 2010, 05:08:54 PM
I say fuck the Thunder.  Fuck them for being America's sweethearts all of a sudden even though they were the Sonics three years ago.  Fuck Thabo for being a french guy who used to have cornrows.  Fuck Nenad Kristic and his hard to look at face.  Fuck Kevin Durant for playing up the 'humble down to earth' card.  Pick up a dumbell, Calista.  Fuck Oklahoma in general and their 2010 marketing campaign, "We're really only great because the Blazers fucked up*."  They're the basketball Tampa Bay Rays.  We get it, you were awful for forever and now you've had enough top five draft picks to get lucky a couple times and now the world loves you because you're small and gritty and not the Yankees or Lakers or Heat.  Go to hell.


*yeah, yeah, I know.

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 05:44:50 PM
The Bulls had a lot of top draft picks for a while too.

All of those guys now play reasonably poorly for other teams.

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 10:42:58 AM
Yep.  28 points on 31 shots is abysmal.  I love Derrick, but until he learns how to get to the free throw line (or actually improves at three-pointers), he's not going to break through and get to that tier-one-elite-level-star category that I just made up right now.

Quote from: JD on October 28, 2010, 05:04:54 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Me and all the other Thunder diehards don't want you on our bandwagon.  Or James Harden.  Unless he grows out a tight little 'fro and keeps the headband.  Otherwise, he and all the other people can take a hike!  We diehards were here in the beginning and we'll here 'til the end.

Quote from: Oleg on November 12, 2010, 08:16:01 AM

Quote from: JD on October 28, 2010, 05:04:54 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Me and all the other Thunder diehards don't want you on our bandwagon.  Or James Harden.  Unless he grows out a tight little 'fro and keeps the headband.  Otherwise, he and all the other people can take a hike!  We diehards were here in the beginning and we'll here 'til the end.

I spent about 4 hours in a jail outside of Oklahoma City (Canadian County) once in 1996.  Can I hop on the bandwagon?

Quote from: Oleg on November 12, 2010, 08:16:01 AM

Quote from: JD on October 28, 2010, 05:04:54 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Me and all the other Thunder diehards don't want you on our bandwagon.  Or James Harden.  Unless he grows out a tight little 'fro and keeps the headband.  Otherwise, he and all the other people can take a hike!  We diehards were here in the beginning and we'll here 'til the end.

I spent about 4 hours in a jail outside of Oklahoma City (Canadian County) once in 1996.  Can I hop on the bandwagon?

Quote from: JD on November 12, 2010, 05:53:23 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 12, 2010, 08:16:01 AM

Quote from: JD on October 28, 2010, 05:04:54 PM

Quote from: PenPho on October 28, 2010, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: Eli on October 28, 2010, 11:03:51 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on October 28, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Ok. I'm somewhat sort of interested in the NBA this season. I don't have a team to root for but I'm starting to appreciate the play on the court more than before. I refuse to watch an actual game start to finish. But I'm out of my doldrums and ready to re-up. I'll let you know when I find a team to support and get all asshurt about. Right now I'm leaning toward Miami because I'm a HUGE Pat Riley fan and also fuck you.

If you're allowing yourself to just pick a team to root for, I'd go with the Thunder.  They're young, awesome and they play in one of the greatest cities in the world!

If you're starting from scratch, you pretty much have to go Thunder.

If there was a Thunder of baseball, I would already have left.

Me and all the other Thunder diehards don't want you on our bandwagon.  Or James Harden.  Unless he grows out a tight little 'fro and keeps the headband.  Otherwise, he and all the other people can take a hike!  We diehards were here in the beginning and we'll here 'til the end.

I spent about 4 hours in a jail outside of Oklahoma City (Canadian County) once in 1996.  Can I hop on the bandwagon?

Nah, I'm pretty sure the bandwagon is much too high for your hopping range.  I'll let you use the steps with the women and children.

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 11:47:04 AM

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Yes...they rip off other content by linking to it and acknowledging it.

Are you just impersonating PenFoe or did he steal your login info?

Also, if that was really your point, you need to work on articulating your points better.

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Quote from: PenPho on December 02, 2010, 11:54:27 AM

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 11:47:04 AM

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Yes...they rip off other content by linking to it and acknowledging it.

Are you just impersonating PenFoe or did he steal your login info?

Also, if that was really your point, you need to work on articulating your points better.

This is wholly unlike my schtick.

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 12:05:26 PM

Quote from: PenPho on December 02, 2010, 11:54:27 AM

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 11:47:04 AM

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Yes...they rip off other content by linking to it and acknowledging it.

Are you just impersonating PenFoe or did he steal your login info?

Also, if that was really your point, you need to work on articulating your points better.

This is wholly unlike my schtick.

Being wrong isn't your schtick.  It's who you are.

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 11:47:04 AM

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Yes...they rip off other content by linking to it and acknowledging it.

Are you just impersonating PenFoe or did he steal your login info?

Also, if that was really your point, you need to work on articulating your points better.

Quote from: Night Man on December 02, 2010, 11:03:26 PM

Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2010, 11:47:04 AM

Quote from: Night Man on December 01, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 30, 2010, 08:32:50 AM

Quote from: Night Man on November 29, 2010, 09:47:01 PM

Quote from: Oleg on November 29, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
DPD.

This (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/miami-heat-erik-spoelstra_n_789249.html) will probably surprise no one.

Huffington Post, THE place for the latest sports news.

Those words in blue are called links.  If you scroll your mouse over them and use your index finger to click on one of the buttons on the mouse, you may click-through to a website that may be where Huffington Post got its information.  Of course all this assumes you have the motor skills and dexterity to perform the needed set of commands.  I have my doubts.

The way Huffington Post rips off everyone else's content is kind of the point.  Or do you lack the brain activity to perform that realization?

Links are black on my Desipio, by the way.

Yes...they rip off other content by linking to it and acknowledging it.

Are you just impersonating PenFoe or did he steal your login info?

Also, if that was really your point, you need to work on articulating your points better.

I got lost in one of HuffPo's pageviewbait photo galleries and forgot what we were talking about.

But since you want me to articulate the point better, HuffingPo excerpts so liberally that's there's no point in clicking through.  They benefit from others' content in a way that dwarfs any bump in traffic the original producer receives.  Contrast that to a site like Drudge that links to the content with a headline or short blurb.  You have to click to get anything more than that, and most people will.  HuffingPo also used to be a lot worse about linking.

Better?  Still too subtle?

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews Derrick Rose play is clinically insane.

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 03:19:41 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:27:34 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 03:19:41 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

(http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/assets_c/2010/06/toews-stanley-cup-hawks_trophy620-thumb-500x244-12461.jpg)

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 03:19:41 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews Derrick Rose Derrick Rose AND Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

Quote from: PANK! on December 09, 2010, 03:48:29 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 03:19:41 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews Derrick Rose Derrick Rose AND Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

Do we really have to engage in this duality of hockey/basketball'd?

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 04:04:27 PM

Quote from: Fork on December 09, 2010, 03:14:29 PM

Quote from: Slaky on December 09, 2010, 02:38:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2010, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on December 09, 2010, 12:47:46 PM
That's five straight for my Miami Heat. This is getting interesting. I might stop turning the channel during the SC NBA highlights pretty soon if this keeps up.

Also, "your" Knicks have won 11 of 12.

That Felton shot was insane. They also got 41 dropped on them by Bargnani. Insane.

Still, anyone in Chicago that isn't at least watching Derrick Rose Jonathan Toews play is clinically insane.

I'd agree with you but this is the designated basketball thread. I ADHERE TO THE RULES.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 12:27:57 PM
The Big Three are back and they're knocking off quality teams on the road. Lebron scored 51 in a win over Orlando last night and El Heat has pulled within 2.5 games of the top spot in the East, female doges.

Where's your invisible sky creature now?

GO HEAT.

Quote from: Slaky on February 04, 2011, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 12:27:57 PM
The Big Three are back and they're knocking off quality teams on the road. Lebron scored 51 in a win over Orlando last night and El Heat has pulled within 2.5 games of the top spot in the East, female doges.

Where's your invisible sky creature now?

GO HEAT.

Meanwhile the shitty Bulls are 9-1 in their last 10 and have won six in a row. What an awful team.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 02:34:37 PM

Quote from: Slaky on February 04, 2011, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 12:27:57 PM
The Big Three are back and they're knocking off quality teams on the road. Lebron scored 51 in a win over Orlando last night and El Heat has pulled within 2.5 games of the top spot in the East, female doges.

Where's your invisible sky creature now?

GO HEAT.

Meanwhile the shitty Bulls are 9-1 in their last 10 and have won six in a row. What an awful team.

I didn't say they were awful. There is a thread all about them where such accomplishments are documented. I don't read it much. I like Kurt Thomas.

Quote from: Slaky on February 04, 2011, 03:18:19 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 02:34:37 PM

Quote from: Slaky on February 04, 2011, 01:01:18 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 04, 2011, 12:27:57 PM
The Big Three are back and they're knocking off quality teams on the road. Lebron scored 51 in a win over Orlando last night and El Heat has pulled within 2.5 games of the top spot in the East, female doges.

Where's your invisible sky creature now?

GO HEAT.

Meanwhile the shitty Bulls are 9-1 in their last 10 and have won six in a row. What an awful team.

I didn't say they were awful. There is a thread all about them where such accomplishments are documented. I don't read it much. I like Kurt Thomas.

He's pretty good for an old fat guy.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
1.5

Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:11 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
1.5

This isn't the cock measurement thread.

Quote from: Yeti on February 05, 2011, 02:42:13 PM

Quote from: Slaky on February 05, 2011, 12:23:11 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 05, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
1.5

This isn't the cock measurement thread.

ZING!

He think he tried to show me a cock pic last night. All of a sudden on the book of faces, I got a message from a certain Peck that said "WHAT'S UP BOI!!!!!" and before I had a chance to respond he was gone. So, in all fairness he was probably drunk and couldn't get it up.

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:51:52 PM

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

He moved on to the sheer unacceptableness of committing 12 turnovers in game because they're not good enough to overcome mistakes like that, even though no team in the league averages less than 12.4.

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:56:09 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:51:52 PM

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

He moved on to the sheer unacceptableness of committing 12 turnovers in game because they're not good enough to overcome mistakes like that, even though no team in the league averages less than 12.4.

Not sure if you know how averages work, but if the bulls only had 4 turnovers a game, that 12.4 number would be reduced. And the bulls would be doing what they need to do to be competitive. Good teams do that.

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:51:52 PM

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

He moved on to the sheer unacceptableness of committing 12 turnovers in game because they're not good enough to overcome mistakes like that, even though no team in the league averages less than 12.4.

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 02:17:09 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:51:52 PM

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

He moved on to the sheer unacceptableness of committing 12 turnovers in game because they're not good enough to overcome mistakes like that, even though no team in the league averages less than 12.4.

He?

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 02:27:00 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 02:17:09 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:51:52 PM

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 01:50:21 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:46:08 PM

Quote from: CT III on February 10, 2011, 01:38:37 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 10, 2011, 01:26:37 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 10, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Jerry Sloane to resign (https://secure.deseretnews.com/article/700108714/KSL-Utah-Jazz-coach-Jerry-Sloan-to-resign.html) in shame after losing to the Bulls last night.

Jim O'Brien was fired the day after this loss (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap?gid=2011011411) to the Bulls, which makes two coaches the Bulls have taken down this year.  WHO'S NEXT?!?!

If I recall correctly, the WNBA has got next.

Maybe the Bulls can end that, too.

Our horrible Chicago Bulls team could learn a thing or two from WNBA players - number one being how to shoot GODDAMN FREETHROWS.

He moved on to the sheer unacceptableness of committing 12 turnovers in game because they're not good enough to overcome mistakes like that, even though no team in the league averages less than 12.4.

He?

You're probably going to regret asking. (http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2011/02/08/blackhawksbulls-rants//)

Quote from: PANK! on February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Eli--let us know when you've successfully scrubbed your eyeballs with bleach after reading that.

QuoteHowever, you didn't even mention that. However, you did say that 12 turnovers in a game is bad. I, however, would take that every game from the Bulls this year.

Quote from: R-V on February 10, 2011, 03:31:39 PM

Quote from: PANK! on February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Eli--let us know when you've successfully scrubbed your eyeballs with bleach after reading that.

Looks like our Yeti learned a new word.

QuoteHowever, you didn't even mention that. However, you did say that 12 turnovers in a game is bad. I, however, would take that every game from the Bulls this year.

Quote from: BH on February 10, 2011, 03:40:42 PM

Quote from: R-V on February 10, 2011, 03:31:39 PM

Quote from: PANK! on February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Eli--let us know when you've successfully scrubbed your eyeballs with bleach after reading that.

Looks like our Yeti learned a new word.

QuoteHowever, you didn't even mention that. However, you did say that 12 turnovers in a game is bad. I, however, would take that every game from the Bulls this year.

Can anyone translate Huey's comment to me?

"I like Fro playing the role of someone who lights himself on fire and never corrupting the internet with his blatant and willfull ignorance ever again."

Quote from: R-V on February 10, 2011, 03:31:39 PM

Quote from: PANK! on February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Eli--let us know when you've successfully scrubbed your eyeballs with bleach after reading that.

Looks like our Yeti learned a new word.

QuoteHowever, you didn't even mention that. However, you did say that 12 turnovers in a game is bad. I, however, would take that every game from the Bulls this year.

Quote from: R-V on February 10, 2011, 03:31:39 PM

Quote from: PANK! on February 10, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Eli--let us know when you've successfully scrubbed your eyeballs with bleach after reading that.

Looks like our Yeti learned a new word.

QuoteHowever, you didn't even mention that. However, you did say that 12 turnovers in a game is bad. I, however, would take that every game from the Bulls this year.

Quote from: Yeti
"I just read my comment over there. I used "however" in 3 straight sentences. Awesome"

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 08:33:12 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Artie Lange?

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong. Meh.

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 22, 2011, 09:01:22 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong. Meh.

Was this supposed to be a joke based off of a similar named guy?  If so, it wasn't very funny, but if not, then you're just not smart.  I'll go with either.

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Did they really?

I mean, prior to those guys playing with D'Antoni (who has made a career of making mediocre guys look valuable), they pretty much were all worthless.
Felton couldn't even get a contract from the Bobcats, Chandler was just a scorer (and not a particularly good one), Mofogovovzev wasn't even drafted and Gallinari was just some hairy, soft Italian dude.

I agree with Pex's point of "because fuck Steve Tracshel Carmelo" for holding the Nuggets hostage, but this doesn't seem like a great return considering the 1st round draft pick isn't until 2014 at which point the Knicks should be sending them a non-lottery pick.  

Well, unless Amare's knees are completely shot by then, of which there is like a 75% chance.  

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 11:46:40 AM

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Did they really?

I mean, prior to those guys playing with D'Antoni (who has made a career of making mediocre guys look valuable), they pretty much were all worthless.
Felton couldn't even get a contract from the Bobcats, Chandler was just a scorer (and not a particularly good one), Mofogovovzev wasn't even drafted and Gallinari was just some hairy, soft Italian dude.

I agree with Pex's point of "because fuck Steve Tracshel Carmelo" for holding the Nuggets hostage, but this doesn't seem like a great return considering the 1st round draft pick isn't until 2014 at which point the Knicks should be sending them a non-lottery pick.  

Well, unless Amare's knees are completely shot by then, of which there is like a 75% chance.  

Sure, you may not see "soft, hairy Italian" on Gallinari's official scouting report but I'm sure that's probably all he is. When the Knicks look back at Raymond Felton as their point guard they'll wonder why they let some guy who couldn't even get a deal with Charlotte run their offense. Also they got that Wilson Chandler guy. Remember when the Bulls drafted him? Turns out he got a lot shorter and changed his first name. Weird.

I'm sure Denver is pissed they gave away a player who had led them to 300 straight first round exits and didn't want to be there while only getting in return four guys that you've never heard of, a massive trade exception and three picks.

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 11:46:40 AM

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Did they really?

I mean, prior to those guys playing with D'Antoni (who has made a career of making mediocre guys look valuable), they pretty much were all worthless.
Felton couldn't even get a contract from the Bobcats, Chandler was just a scorer (and not a particularly good one), Mofogovovzev wasn't even drafted and Gallinari was just some hairy, soft Italian dude.

I agree with Pex's point of "because fuck Steve Tracshel Carmelo" for holding the Nuggets hostage, but this doesn't seem like a great return considering the 1st round draft pick isn't until 2014 at which point the Knicks should be sending them a non-lottery pick.  

Well, unless Amare's knees are completely shot by then, of which there is like a 75% chance.  

Sure, you may not see "soft, hairy Italian" on Gallinari's official scouting report but I'm sure that's probably all he is. When the Knicks look back at Raymond Felton as their point guard they'll wonder why they let some guy who couldn't even get a deal with Charlotte run their offense. Also they got that Wilson Chandler guy. Remember when the Bulls drafted him? Turns out he got a lot shorter and changed his first name. Weird.

I'm sure Denver is pissed they gave away a player who had led them to 300 straight first round exits and didn't want to be there while only getting in return four guys that you've never heard of, a massive trade exception and three picks.

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:54:11 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 11:46:40 AM

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Did they really?

I mean, prior to those guys playing with D'Antoni (who has made a career of making mediocre guys look valuable), they pretty much were all worthless.
Felton couldn't even get a contract from the Bobcats, Chandler was just a scorer (and not a particularly good one), Mofogovovzev wasn't even drafted and Gallinari was just some hairy, soft Italian dude.

I agree with Pex's point of "because fuck Steve Tracshel Carmelo" for holding the Nuggets hostage, but this doesn't seem like a great return considering the 1st round draft pick isn't until 2014 at which point the Knicks should be sending them a non-lottery pick.  

Well, unless Amare's knees are completely shot by then, of which there is like a 75% chance.  

Sure, you may not see "soft, hairy Italian" on Gallinari's official scouting report but I'm sure that's probably all he is. When the Knicks look back at Raymond Felton as their point guard they'll wonder why they let some guy who couldn't even get a deal with Charlotte run their offense. Also they got that Wilson Chandler guy. Remember when the Bulls drafted him? Turns out he got a lot shorter and changed his first name. Weird.

I'm sure Denver is pissed they gave away a player who had led them to 300 straight first round exits and didn't want to be there while only getting in return four guys that you've never heard of, a massive trade exception and three picks.

I'm completely confused now.

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 22, 2011, 11:57:09 AM

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:54:11 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 11:46:40 AM

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 11:15:18 AM

Quote from: Slaky on February 22, 2011, 08:32:04 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

I think the Knicks wanted star power and now they've got it. But they gave away some really nice pieces in this trade. I don't even mean pieces as in pieces of shit. I'd be interested to hear the view on this deal from the one intelligent Knick fan out there, should there be such a thing.

Did they really?

I mean, prior to those guys playing with D'Antoni (who has made a career of making mediocre guys look valuable), they pretty much were all worthless.
Felton couldn't even get a contract from the Bobcats, Chandler was just a scorer (and not a particularly good one), Mofogovovzev wasn't even drafted and Gallinari was just some hairy, soft Italian dude.

I agree with Pex's point of "because fuck Steve Tracshel Carmelo" for holding the Nuggets hostage, but this doesn't seem like a great return considering the 1st round draft pick isn't until 2014 at which point the Knicks should be sending them a non-lottery pick.  

Well, unless Amare's knees are completely shot by then, of which there is like a 75% chance.  

Sure, you may not see "soft, hairy Italian" on Gallinari's official scouting report but I'm sure that's probably all he is. When the Knicks look back at Raymond Felton as their point guard they'll wonder why they let some guy who couldn't even get a deal with Charlotte run their offense. Also they got that Wilson Chandler guy. Remember when the Bulls drafted him? Turns out he got a lot shorter and changed his first name. Weird.

I'm sure Denver is pissed they gave away a player who had led them to 300 straight first round exits and didn't want to be there while only getting in return four guys that you've never heard of, a massive trade exception and three picks.

I'm completely confused now.

What is there to be confused about?  Apex made a tremendously shitty post.  Same as always.

Quote from: Eli on February 22, 2011, 01:05:42 PM
Al Yellon, in an apparent piece of self-parodic performance art, has decreed two NBA-related missives in the past 24 hours.  Actual headlines, and links below:

NBA All-Star Game: Derrick Rose's Yellow Shoes Only One Reason It's Time To End These Farces Of Games (http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bulls/2011/2/21/2005548/nba-all-star-game-derrick-rose-yellow-shoes)

Carmelo Anthony NOT Traded To Bulls; Deal Shows Everything Wrong With NBA (http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bulls/2011/2/22/2007719/knicks-nuggets-timberwolves-carmelo-anthony-trade-deal-everything-wrong-with-nba)

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Quote from: Al Yellon
Second, this isn't quite a LeBron James deal, but it was basically dictated by Anthony, who sent out the message loud and clear that he wanted a contract extension, something the Nuggets apparently weren't willing to give. It was just a matter of finding a team that was willing, and the curious dance back and forth with the Nets and Knicks had to be distracting to Denver. How can you focus on winning when your best player doesn't really want to be there?

Quote from: PenPho on February 22, 2011, 01:10:57 PM

Quote from: Eli on February 22, 2011, 01:05:42 PM
Al Yellon, in an apparent piece of self-parodic performance art, has decreed two NBA-related missives in the past 24 hours.  Actual headlines, and links below:

NBA All-Star Game: Derrick Rose's Yellow Shoes Only One Reason It's Time To End These Farces Of Games (http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bulls/2011/2/21/2005548/nba-all-star-game-derrick-rose-yellow-shoes)

Carmelo Anthony NOT Traded To Bulls; Deal Shows Everything Wrong With NBA (http://chicago.sbnation.com/chicago-bulls/2011/2/22/2007719/knicks-nuggets-timberwolves-carmelo-anthony-trade-deal-everything-wrong-with-nba)

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Quote from: Al Yellon
Second, this isn't quite a LeBron James deal, but it was basically dictated by Anthony, who sent out the message loud and clear that he wanted a contract extension, something the Nuggets apparently weren't willing to give. It was just a matter of finding a team that was willing, and the curious dance back and forth with the Nets and Knicks had to be distracting to Denver. How can you focus on winning when your best player doesn't really want to be there?

Wait, what?

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

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Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

Quote from: Richard Chuggar on February 23, 2011, 10:39:49 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6150419

The Jazz are falling apart

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

God damnit. I'm done with this fucking thread. And its brethren.

Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2011, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

God damnit. I'm done with this fucking thread. And its brethren.

No, wait...please stay and tell us more about how LeBron is such a better guy than Carmelo (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7558.msg236576#msg236576) despite LeBron leaving the Cavs with nothing while 'Melo made his intentions clear and allowed the Nuggets to get something in return for him.

Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2011, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

God damnit. I'm done with this fucking thread. And its brethren.

No, wait...please stay and tell us more about how LeBron is such a better guy than Carmelo (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7558.msg236576#msg236576) despite LeBron leaving the Cavs with nothing while 'Melo made his intentions clear and allowed the Nuggets to get something in return for him.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2011, 12:18:04 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2011, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

God damnit. I'm done with this fucking thread. And its brethren.

No, wait...please stay and tell us more about how LeBron is such a better guy than Carmelo (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7558.msg236576#msg236576) despite LeBron leaving the Cavs with nothing while 'Melo made his intentions clear and allowed the Nuggets to get something in return for him.

No thanks. I've grown tired of the subject. My NBA thread trolling days are over.

Quote from: BH on May 04, 2011, 08:47:03 AM
So it looks like Miami is a pretty good team.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 23, 2011, 12:18:04 PM

Quote from: PenPho on February 23, 2011, 12:13:14 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on February 22, 2011, 09:06:04 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AM

Quote from: Eli on February 21, 2011, 10:00:30 PM
I can't remember which NBA team Apex likes today, but if it's the Knicks he'll be interested in this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6145912

The Eastern Conference playoffs are going to be ridiculously entertaining.

To be truthfully frank, this makes me like the Knicks even less. I liked Felton and Gallinari and I've never been able to stand Carmelo. You guys and fans everywhere got unduly asshurt about Lebron not signing with the Bulls making an unsightly spectacle out of his free agent signing. But at least he was a free agent. Melo held his team hostage for - shit it seems like we've been hearing Melo to NY rumors for a year now. That's pretty ugly to me. I like Chauncy Billups though, so there's that. And Renoldo Balkman, well I always thought Riley should have given him some burn Game 7 of the 94 Finals, if only to take some of the pressure off of Starks or change his rythm, fuck, anything. Good on the Knicks for attempting to right that wrong.

Meh.

Quote from: Bill Simmons on June 28, 2006, 09:39:00 AMWho's going to be the first one to make the obligatory "Is it possible that Isiah thought he was taking Rolando Blackman?" joke. Screw it, I'll do it.

Quote from: Internet Apex on February 22, 2011, 07:40:12 AMDibs!

God damnit. I'm done with this fucking thread. And its brethren.

No, wait...please stay and tell us more about how LeBron is such a better guy than Carmelo (http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7558.msg236576#msg236576) despite LeBron leaving the Cavs with nothing while 'Melo made his intentions clear and allowed the Nuggets to get something in return for him.

No thanks. I've grown tired of the subject. My NBA thread trolling days are over.

Quote from: Tony on May 07, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
Cutler is ruined. Twitter is nothing but Rondo/Cutler comments. I'm getting Cutler/Rondo texts. Anytime anyone ever gets hurt, in any sport, all we are going to hear about is Cutler. I don't think winning a Super Bowl is enough to fix his image.

Hearing about Cutler's knee is going to end up being more annoying than hearing about Bartman.

Quote from: PANK! on May 08, 2011, 07:46:48 AM

Quote from: Tony on May 07, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
Cutler is ruined. Twitter is nothing but Rondo/Cutler comments. I'm getting Cutler/Rondo texts. Anytime anyone ever gets hurt, in any sport, all we are going to hear about is Cutler. I don't think winning a Super Bowl is enough to fix his image.

Hearing about Cutler's knee is going to end up being more annoying than hearing about Bartman.

I hope you're wrong.  Jebus.

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

Quote from: SKO on May 09, 2011, 08:18:06 AM

Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 08:34:51 AM

Quote from: SKO on May 09, 2011, 08:18:06 AM

Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2011, 09:16:19 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 08:34:51 AM

Quote from: SKO on May 09, 2011, 08:18:06 AM

Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 09:21:52 AM

Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2011, 09:16:19 AM

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Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 09:26:26 AM

Quote from: Fork on May 09, 2011, 09:21:52 AM

Quote from: Slaky on May 09, 2011, 09:16:19 AM

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Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 09:30:11 AM

Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 09:26:26 AM

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Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 08:34:51 AM

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Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Pshh... I have two of those. I traded a Peyton Manning shotglass and a ghey Bobby Knight autographed sweatervest for one in near-mint condition. 

Quote from: SKO on May 09, 2011, 09:32:45 AM

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Quote from: Bort on May 09, 2011, 09:26:26 AM

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Quote from: Internet Apex on May 09, 2011, 08:34:51 AM

Quote from: SKO on May 09, 2011, 08:18:06 AM

Quote from: Tony on May 08, 2011, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on May 08, 2011, 09:29:25 AM
I'm glad I don't have Twitter. Do you think if Cutler dislocated his left elbow he'd have left the game? Me neither.

Left elbow, knee, vagina....all injuries are the same when you're making shit up.

A twitter search for Cutler revealed many of these comparisons. Fucking hell. Gabe Carimi's going to give Jay all the time he needs this year to send a giant middle finger to the world.

I wonder if the world will hate him even more when he starts winning big. God, I hope so.

It'll be glorious. It's way cooler to love Jay than it is to hate him.

Damn right. I'll be rocking a Jake Utler this fall. He'll even be too underground for Bort.

I have his high school tryout recorded on an Edison cylinder.

Pshh... I have two of those. I traded a Peyton Manning shotglass and a ghey Bobby Knight autographed sweatervest for one in near-mint condition. 

I watched him throw out routes to his cousin in an abandoned parking lot in Santa Claus, IN back before he went through his Vanderbilt phase and sold out.

Quote from: Slaky on May 10, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
Has everyone heard this clip of Tyler Hansbrough attempting to read:

http://youtu.be/1T5QyTs3h1Y

Quote from: Yeti on May 10, 2011, 10:51:04 AM

Quote from: Slaky on May 10, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
Has everyone heard this clip of Tyler Hansbrough attempting to read:

http://youtu.be/1T5QyTs3h1Y

A corn
Liberrien
Liberry

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
171...

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Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
171...

'95-'97'd

Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
Stern's been saying the new CBL won't have many changes prohibiting players from joining the same teams.

Knicks will have Amare - Carmelo - Chris Paul, LA will have Kobe - Gasol - Howard. Chicago will have Rose - Deng - Fuck all.
As long as we hit our free throws, we might be able to beat Miami 2 games in a 7 game series next year.
Go Bulls.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 01:45:37 PM

Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
Stern's been saying the new CBL won't have many changes prohibiting players from joining the same teams.

Knicks will have Amare - Carmelo - Chris Paul, LA will have Kobe - Gasol - Howard. Chicago will have Rose - Deng - Fuck all.
As long as we hit our free throws, we might be able to beat Miami 2 games in a 7 game series next year.
Go Bulls.

Why won't the Bulls get anymore great players? What's wrong with them?

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 01:45:37 PM

Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
Stern's been saying the new CBL won't have many changes prohibiting players from joining the same teams.

Knicks will have Amare - Carmelo - Chris Paul, LA will have Kobe - Gasol - Howard. Chicago will have Rose - Deng - Fuck all.
As long as we hit our free throws, we might be able to beat Miami 2 games in a 7 game series next year.
Go Bulls.

Why won't the Bulls get anymore great players? What's wrong with them?

Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 01:47:19 PM

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 01, 2011, 01:45:37 PM

Quote from: BH on June 01, 2011, 12:36:43 PM
Stern's been saying the new CBL won't have many changes prohibiting players from joining the same teams.

Knicks will have Amare - Carmelo - Chris Paul, LA will have Kobe - Gasol - Howard. Chicago will have Rose - Deng - Fuck all.
As long as we hit our free throws, we might be able to beat Miami 2 games in a 7 game series next year.
Go Bulls.

Why won't the Bulls get anymore great players? What's wrong with them?

What superstar should they add? Jamal Crawford or Kirk Hinrich? Let's discuss.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 06, 2011, 05:09:38 PM
72...

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72...

Call me when the Heat win 87.

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Quote from: Internet Apex on June 06, 2011, 05:09:38 PM
72...

Call me when the Heat win 87.

Pretty sure an .870 winning percentage for a regular season + playoffs will never be replicated for the duration of our lives. 

More impressive is that the Bulls went 171-30 for a two year stretch (.851).  Huzzah!

Quote from: R-V on June 09, 2011, 10:49:23 AM

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Quote from: Internet Apex on June 06, 2011, 05:09:38 PM
72...

Call me when the Heat win 87.

Pretty sure an .870 winning percentage for a regular season + playoffs will never be replicated for the duration of our lives. 

More impressive is that the Bulls went 171-30 for a two year stretch (.851).  Huzzah!

Also, Patrick Ewing sucked.

Quote from: Fork on June 09, 2011, 12:36:23 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30wv0uu.jpg)

Quote from: Fork on June 12, 2011, 09:49:16 PM
Ape X is celebrating with his fellow Mavericks fans tonight.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
I reacted WITH ANGER to most of the game last night. About halfway through the 4th, I decided it was better when I didn't give a shit about the NBA. So I turned the channel and missed the rest of that miserable clusterfuck.

I am happy for Brian Cardinal. I remem... Aw fuck it. I don't care and neither do you.

Quote from: morpheus on June 13, 2011, 11:48:58 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
I reacted WITH ANGER to most of the game last night. About halfway through the 4th, I decided it was better when I didn't give a shit about the NBA. So I turned the channel and missed the rest of that miserable clusterfuck.

I am happy for Brian Cardinal. I remem... Aw fuck it. I don't care and neither do you.

So you gave up right around the same time as the Heat did?

Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2011, 11:58:35 AM

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Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
I reacted WITH ANGER to most of the game last night. About halfway through the 4th, I decided it was better when I didn't give a shit about the NBA. So I turned the channel and missed the rest of that miserable clusterfuck.

I am happy for Brian Cardinal. I remem... Aw fuck it. I don't care and neither do you.

So you gave up right around the same time as the Heat did?

ZING!!

Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 12:00:24 PM

Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 13, 2011, 11:58:35 AM

Quote from: morpheus on June 13, 2011, 11:48:58 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 09:26:16 AM
I reacted WITH ANGER to most of the game last night. About halfway through the 4th, I decided it was better when I didn't give a shit about the NBA. So I turned the channel and missed the rest of that miserable clusterfuck.

I am happy for Brian Cardinal. I remem... Aw fuck it. I don't care and neither do you.

So you gave up right around the same time as the Heat did?

ZING!!

Holy crap. I almost go ZINGFACED.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 01:16:21 PM
So that's it. LeBron will not learn from this experience or use the rest of his career to improve his post-up and perimeter games because he just isn't wired that way. He enjoys being bad at basketball and will continue to suck. That's fucking awesome. 

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 02:50:06 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

What's up Doc? Can we rock?

Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:54:12 PM

Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2011, 02:40:22 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

I would seriously hope any reference to Shaq's rap career would NOT be obvious to anyone.

Especially when that slogan is an obvious reference to Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.

Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

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Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM

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Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

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Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

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QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe which referenced the original Eddie Murphy gag.

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 13, 2011, 04:24:09 PM

Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 03:11:12 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 03:05:39 PM

Quote from: PenPho on June 13, 2011, 02:56:57 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2011, 02:11:02 PM

Quote from: Fork on June 13, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005 (http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/30005005)

Fin.

QuoteThat slogan is an obvious reference to a Shaquille O'Neal freestyle rap. O'Neal used the line, "Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** taste" to mock his former teammate with the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Really?

Yes.

So, what you're saying is: Shaq invented dissing someone by asking how parts of your body taste?

What I'm saying is that Stevenson's shirt was an obvious reference to Shaq's diss of Kobe which referenced the original Eddie Murphy gag.

Are we good?

Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 14, 2011, 08:13:57 AM

Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Yay?

Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2011, 08:19:27 AM

Quote from: Internet Apex on June 14, 2011, 08:13:57 AM

Quote from: SKO on June 14, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2011/6/14/2222794/governor-ohio-makes-dallas-mavericks-honorary-ohioans-lebron-james

Yay?

I'm just letting you know that, despite your prodigious accomplishments in the field of Asshurtology, you've got a long fucking way to go to catch the entire state of Ohio.

Quote from: thehawk on June 22, 2011, 11:43:18 AM
http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ (http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ)

An amendment to a long-running suit of Ross Perot (the previous and now a minority owner), against Mark Cuban for mismanaging the Mavericks.  For the lawyers in the crowd, maybe the best use of a defined term in recent history.

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Quote from: thehawk on June 22, 2011, 11:43:18 AM
http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ (http://www.scribd.com/doc/58470086/2011-06-22-WC-Mavs-and-Radical-Mavs-Mngt-MSJ)

An amendment to a long-running suit of Ross Perot (the previous and now a minority owner), against Mark Cuban for mismanaging the Mavericks.  For the lawyers in the crowd, maybe the best use of a defined term in recent history.

I just thank gord that asshole didn't buy the Cubs and drive them into the ground.