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Nice outing, dick.

I'll tell you something I'm not tired of: Derrick Turd Throw and the train wreck that the Brewers have become. It's true the Cubs couldn't take advantage of the shit that's passed for first-place baseball in the NL Central this month but we can still have some fun with the strokes the Cubs can't seem to catch.

So this is the new thread for all things shitty and Cub-like about our enemies.

To Wit:

In today's game vs. Atlanta, the Brewers went ahead 2-1 in the bottom of the seventh on a Tim Hudson wild pitch. Enter Turd Throw for the eighth and **Cub-blewie!!**...

- D. Turnbow relieved D. Bush  
- M. Diaz hit for T. Hudson 
- M. Diaz grounded out to shortstop. 1 Out. 
- K. Johnson walked 
- W. Harris walked, K. Johnson to second 
- E. Renteria singled to shallow left, K. Johnson to third, W. Harris to second 
- B. Shouse relieved D. Turnbow 
- B. McCann doubled to deep left center, W. Harris, K. Johnson and E. Renteria scored 
- C. Spurling relieved B. Shouse 
- A. Jones doubled to deep center, B. McCann scored 
- J. Francoeur singled to deep left, A. Jones scored 
- S. Thorman flied out to deep center. 2 Outs.
- P. Orr singled to center, J. Francoeur to second 
- M. Diaz singled to right center, J. Francoeur scored, P. Orr to third 
- K. Johnson singled to left, P. Orr scored, M. Diaz to second 
- W. Harris struck out looking 
- End of Inning (7 Runs, 7 Hits, 0 Errors) 

Atlanta 8, Milwaukee 2.

Ouch, babe. Let's see if the Cubs can top that! Or better yet, let's see if they can't for once.